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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars....
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  08/25/11
We have broken up
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  08/25/11
was it because you got her poo on your hand
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  08/25/11
Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass
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  08/25/11
oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.
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Was this whole thing flame?
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling center

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: cracking house faggotry

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling center

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored pistol

is she White

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling center

yes why

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: contagious telephone

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored pistol

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Purple Goyim

get out now brother

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Chestnut mildly autistic psychic background story

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: passionate amber queen of the night

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: Twisted crystalline sanctuary



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: low-t navy theater stage

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: hateful temple milk

prepare ur anus

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Autistic senate

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: magical sapphire hall mood



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: comical topaz friendly grandma

LOL BROTHER

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: hairraiser mexican old irish cottage

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: hairless multi-colored pistol



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: 180 jet step-uncle's house roast beef

LOL just LOL

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: Zombie-like blue liquid oxygen

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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: hairless multi-colored pistol



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: sick vivacious ceo bawdyhouse

yourfukked

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: beta degenerate hairy legs

LOL

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: Smoky lascivious partner

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: costumed range corn cake

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Filthy heady dog poop

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: orchid exciting place of business

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible cruise ship

*masturbating furiously*

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: wonderful haunting location people who are hurt

tcr

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: magical sapphire hall mood

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling center

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: salmon coldplay fan library

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Bistre Kink-friendly Ape

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Awkward trailer park

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: contagious telephone



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: hateful temple milk

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: lilac exhilarant menage

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Filthy heady dog poop

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: chrome talented gas station



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: excitant bonkers volcanic crater piazza

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: Ocher Up-to-no-good Idea He Suggested

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: motley nursing home

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling black woman



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: poppy soul-stirring property

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Primrose doobsian alpha



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling center



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: sick vivacious ceo bawdyhouse

wtf

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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: Underhanded ladyboy

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: big shrine tank

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Underhanded ladyboy



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: comical topaz friendly grandma

lol

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: ferengi



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling center



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Vibrant space mother

update plz.

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling center

We have broken up

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Vibrant space mother

was it because you got her poo on your hand

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling center

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Vibrant space mother

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: Claret Stag Film Halford

Was this whole thing flame?

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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: Insecure vigorous death wish

yea she just broke a fingernail.

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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: contagious telephone

lol

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling center

Nice bump

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling center

Alt flame is epic

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: big shrine tank

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: big shrine tank



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling center



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Author: saffron casino fat ankles

WTF

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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: brindle hyperventilating love of her life



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Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM
Author: duck-like histrionic doctorate



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Red Ungodly Haunted Graveyard

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Author: Historical American (SQQQ)



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