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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: motley bbw market

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: adventurous home

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: motley bbw market

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: slate rigor step-uncle's house

is she White

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: motley bbw market

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: big magical state

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: slate rigor step-uncle's house

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: mustard pisswyrm resort

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Blathering stimulating den

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating clear church

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: bearded red ratface love of her life



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Appetizing son of senegal parlour

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: provocative death wish

prepare ur anus

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Cordovan Old Irish Cottage

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Olive new version coffee pot

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Ivory razzmatazz property

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: Primrose Pervert

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Arousing Jet-lagged Philosopher-king

yourfukked

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: overrated spot toilet seat

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: Histrionic copper public bath ceo

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Lime fiercely-loyal pistol deer antler

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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Wrinkle Hairy Legs

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: multi-colored deranged immigrant

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: pearly cumskin

*masturbating furiously*

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: rusted razzle french chef theatre

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Shimmering electric furnace queen of the night

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: motley bbw market

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: cobalt fragrant ticket booth

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Galvanic double fault locus

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready shrine

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: big magical state



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: provocative death wish

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: mischievous 180 set

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Irradiated Wrinkle Hairy Legs

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: Lascivious main people rehab



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: Thriller Masturbator

tyft

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: rambunctious hideous fanboi



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: Ebony house police squad

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone address

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Nighttime base



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: Wine Bawdyhouse Milk

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pontificating stage really tough guy



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: motley bbw market



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Arousing Jet-lagged Philosopher-king

wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: Jade alpha

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Pea-brained orchestra pit



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: iridescent international law enforcement agency cruise ship

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Jade alpha



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: Olive new version coffee pot

lol

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:50 AM
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Date: November 6th, 2026 5:53 AM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: motley bbw market



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: translucent travel guidebook blood rage

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: motley bbw market

We have broken up

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: translucent travel guidebook blood rage

was it because you got her poo on your hand

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: motley bbw market

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: translucent travel guidebook blood rage

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: mewling citrine principal's office crotch

Was this whole thing flame?

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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: Diverse corner turdskin

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: big magical state

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Author: motley bbw market

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: motley bbw market

Alt flame is epic

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: iridescent international law enforcement agency cruise ship

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