Date: November 13th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: Nazca Redlines
Your team will be given 1 point automatically every 60 seconds that you're on the floor in an NBA game. So, e.g., if you're on the floor as the game starts and for the first 2.5 minutes, your team will have scored 2 points automatically just for you being out there. Your team will be given another point after you're on the floor for another 30 seconds, etc.
Can you make an NBA roster? How many mpg do they give you? What are your stats?
Date: November 13th, 2026 5:54 PM Author: Nazca Redlines
Everything you do on the court counts and is independent from the point per minute hypo. You get the point per minute automatically plus all other baskets you make, steals you generate, etc.
i have to imagine my defensive output would be bottom quartile, and rebounds might be as low as bottom decile. still, i think most teams would flip for a player who guarantees a minimum of 50-60 points per game.
Date: November 13th, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ()
Do my points accrue based on game time or regular time? If the later, I’m good for like 135 points per game unless someone intentionally injures me so badly that I am forced off the court unless the coach wants to leave my corpse in the game.
Either way, I think that if I could get my cardio high enough to play decent defense for an entire game, they’d take me.