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heady chestnut hunting ground mad-dog skullcap
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
Green pea-brained hospital
  04/26/07
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heady chestnut hunting ground mad-dog skullcap
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
titillating sienna sex offender
  04/26/07
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heady chestnut hunting ground mad-dog skullcap
  04/27/07
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sooty bisexual faggot firefighter box office
  04/26/07
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heady chestnut hunting ground mad-dog skullcap
  04/26/07
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sooty bisexual faggot firefighter box office
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
Floppy Brethren
  04/26/07
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sooty bisexual faggot firefighter box office
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
titillating sienna sex offender
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
cowardly rose circlehead
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
mind-boggling private investor stag film
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
Green pea-brained hospital
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
pearl chapel
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
Vibrant cream roast beef
  04/26/07
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sooty bisexual faggot firefighter box office
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
Vibrant cream roast beef
  04/26/07
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sooty bisexual faggot firefighter box office
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
Bateful masturbator
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
swashbuckling citrine nibblets
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
Disrespectful Knife Brunch
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
Razzle Rigor Mexican
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
Sable Prole Preventive Strike
  04/26/07
...
lake fiercely-loyal immigrant round eye
  04/26/07
*lol*
Vibrant cream roast beef
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
Exhilarant gold twinkling uncleanness
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
titillating sienna sex offender
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
Swollen razzle-dazzle corn cake
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
Charismatic dilemma ceo
  04/26/07
Probably 165
Sable Prole Preventive Strike
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
Khaki shitlib
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
purple effete set
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
Bright incel
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
Khaki shitlib
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
Garnet organic girlfriend pozpig
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
Khaki shitlib
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
Garnet organic girlfriend pozpig
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
Khaki shitlib
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
Garnet organic girlfriend pozpig
  04/26/07
That is likely.
Khaki shitlib
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
Vibrant cream roast beef
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
carnelian comical blood rage hall
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
Garnet organic girlfriend pozpig
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
Vibrant cream roast beef
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
swashbuckling citrine nibblets
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
laughsome rebellious newt
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Exciting wrinkle stage
  04/26/07
yeah
laughsome rebellious newt
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Trip lodge
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
Disgusting Emerald Milk Address
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
Bateful masturbator
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
Disgusting Emerald Milk Address
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
flirting slap-happy stage
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
marvelous crawly party of the first part
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
Coral french chef idea he suggested
  04/26/07
titmfcr
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
Milky Home
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
dull point
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
cerebral selfie coldplay fan
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Odious obsidian goal in life parlour
  04/26/07
lol
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Odious obsidian goal in life parlour
  04/26/07
lol
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
bistre temple community account
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Odious obsidian goal in life parlour
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
henna hissy fit
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
Vibrant cream roast beef
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
...
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
Disgusting Emerald Milk Address
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
burgundy aphrodisiac puppy fanboi
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
Disgusting Emerald Milk Address
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
Razzle Rigor Mexican
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/27/07
not true
lascivious pisswyrm
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
Disgusting Emerald Milk Address
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
lavender sick stead
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
Dashing mad cow disease site
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
Vibrant cream roast beef
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
Dashing mad cow disease site
  04/26/07
barzinied.
burgundy aphrodisiac puppy fanboi
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
Vibrant cream roast beef
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
Milky Home
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
laughsome rebellious newt
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
swashbuckling citrine nibblets
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
ultramarine hyperactive senate
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Exciting wrinkle stage
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
ultramarine hyperactive senate
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Exciting wrinkle stage
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Exciting wrinkle stage
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
ultramarine hyperactive senate
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
mind-boggling private investor stag film
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Exciting wrinkle stage
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
swashbuckling citrine nibblets
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
marvelous crawly party of the first part
  04/27/07
100!
Scarlet station quadroon
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
lascivious pisswyrm
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Exciting wrinkle stage
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
lascivious pisswyrm
  04/27/07
as if
mind-boggling private investor stag film
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
mind-boggling private investor stag film
  04/28/07


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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: heady chestnut hunting ground mad-dog skullcap



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Green pea-brained hospital

She kinda looks like a pig.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: heady chestnut hunting ground mad-dog skullcap



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: titillating sienna sex offender

A pig with big tits?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: heady chestnut hunting ground mad-dog skullcap



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: sooty bisexual faggot firefighter box office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: heady chestnut hunting ground mad-dog skullcap



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: sooty bisexual faggot firefighter box office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Floppy Brethren

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: sooty bisexual faggot firefighter box office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: titillating sienna sex offender

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: cowardly rose circlehead

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling private investor stag film

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: Green pea-brained hospital

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: pearl chapel

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: Vibrant cream roast beef

Doesn't make sense

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: sooty bisexual faggot firefighter box office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Vibrant cream roast beef

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: sooty bisexual faggot firefighter box office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Bateful masturbator

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling citrine nibblets

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Disrespectful Knife Brunch

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Razzle Rigor Mexican

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Sable Prole Preventive Strike

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: lake fiercely-loyal immigrant round eye



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Vibrant cream roast beef

*lol*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant gold twinkling uncleanness

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: titillating sienna sex offender

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Swollen razzle-dazzle corn cake

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: Charismatic dilemma ceo

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: Sable Prole Preventive Strike

Probably 165

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Khaki shitlib

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: purple effete set

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: Bright incel

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: Khaki shitlib

She's obviously an idiot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: Garnet organic girlfriend pozpig

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: Khaki shitlib

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Garnet organic girlfriend pozpig

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Khaki shitlib

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Garnet organic girlfriend pozpig

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: Khaki shitlib

That is likely.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Vibrant cream roast beef

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: carnelian comical blood rage hall

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Garnet organic girlfriend pozpig

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Vibrant cream roast beef

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling citrine nibblets

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: laughsome rebellious newt

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Exciting wrinkle stage

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: laughsome rebellious newt

yeah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Trip lodge

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Disgusting Emerald Milk Address

chance that is was above 115?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: Bateful masturbator

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Disgusting Emerald Milk Address

very exclusive club

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: flirting slap-happy stage
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: marvelous crawly party of the first part

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: Coral french chef idea he suggested

what a TTT bitch

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

titmfcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Milky Home

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: dull point

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: cerebral selfie coldplay fan

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Odious obsidian goal in life parlour

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Odious obsidian goal in life parlour

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: bistre temple community account

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Odious obsidian goal in life parlour

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: henna hissy fit

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Vibrant cream roast beef

It's not too late!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

nmatisse@umich.edu

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Disgusting Emerald Milk Address

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac puppy fanboi

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Disgusting Emerald Milk Address

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: Razzle Rigor Mexican

I would have given the post at least 170

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

knew that was cumming...:D

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: lascivious pisswyrm
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY

Worthless waste of human life.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Disgusting Emerald Milk Address

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: lavender sick stead

not a bad insult here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Dashing mad cow disease site

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Vibrant cream roast beef

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Dashing mad cow disease site

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac puppy fanboi

barzinied.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Vibrant cream roast beef

That might be worthwhile.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: Milky Home

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: laughsome rebellious newt

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling citrine nibblets

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: ultramarine hyperactive senate

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Exciting wrinkle stage

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: ultramarine hyperactive senate

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Exciting wrinkle stage

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

Somehow, I doubt it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Exciting wrinkle stage

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: ultramarine hyperactive senate

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling private investor stag film

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Exciting wrinkle stage

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

credited hypothesis

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling citrine nibblets

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: marvelous crawly party of the first part

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Scarlet station quadroon

100!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: lascivious pisswyrm

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Exciting wrinkle stage

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: lascivious pisswyrm

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)



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Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling private investor stag film

as if

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)



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Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling private investor stag film

Nicole Matisse Craves Credits

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)