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i've fucked 10+ girls off YELP by searching for brazilian waxes

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they m...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/21/14
No fuckin way that is awesome
diverse chestnut public bath candlestick maker
  09/21/14
180 triangulation skills bro
Emerald ceo prole
  09/21/14
DAT BIG DATA
Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef
  09/21/14
I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I ...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/21/14
what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and ...
Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef
  09/21/14
still requires DAT human touch
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur curr...
Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef
  09/22/14
can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algo...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSS...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself bu...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
this it should also be able to generate the likelihood th...
Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef
  09/22/14
cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in pro...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
yes, instagram will be invaluable here
Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef
  09/22/14
...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programme...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
9459435209432504 *Mike Judge taking notes furious...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
...
Titillating salmon church building
  09/24/14
still lolling @ this *smiles sheepishly* "are y...
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  09/25/14
...
Cruel-hearted native round eye
  01/03/15
Lmao
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  12/26/15
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  03/13/17
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arousing french senate
  09/13/18
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sable shrine
  11/13/14
(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)
shimmering unholy brunch dysfunction
  09/22/14
NSA
Bespoke slap-happy yarmulke
  09/21/14
that's rape
crystalline spectacular center haunted graveyard
  09/21/14
something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/21/14
how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random ...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
(FATAL FLAW masterman)
Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef
  09/22/14
someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro
Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef
  09/22/14
(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
highly-doobsian. I like it.
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
not random. I can't give away full details but let's just sa...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doo...
contagious deer antler
  09/22/14
also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canne...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has al...
Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef
  09/22/14
I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse b...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews,...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and ...
contagious deer antler
  09/22/14
LINK to some reviews?
Bespoke slap-happy yarmulke
  09/22/14
brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient t...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving hi...
shimmering unholy brunch dysfunction
  09/22/14
b-b-but AUTOMATION btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautifu...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen l...
shimmering unholy brunch dysfunction
  09/22/14
my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia a...
sable shrine
  09/22/14
yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. alt...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
another important point: this method only works on people wh...
sable shrine
  09/22/14
I know jesus fucking christ
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot
contagious deer antler
  09/22/14
(faggot) not many reviews are of the "we come he...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl
marvelous topaz resort
  09/22/14
guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. ...
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.
Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond
  09/22/14
boom goes the dynamite
navy degenerate
  09/22/14
...
Medicated vibrant codepig den
  09/24/14
180 this thread delivered.
shimmering unholy brunch dysfunction
  09/22/14
I wish this wasn't flame
twisted orchestra pit stock car
  09/22/14
the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true ...
sable shrine
  09/22/14
"ymmv"
Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef
  09/22/14
Self-confirmed not flame
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
icymi
sable shrine
  09/22/14
Unngh http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_An...
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  09/22/14
yeah but: One Medical Group Category: Family Prac...
Territorial henna philosopher-king
  09/22/14
lol
canary cocky psychic plaza
  09/22/14
1 fucking 80
jet house
  09/24/14
jfc
Dark vigorous laser beams
  09/13/18
lol
Overrated Sneaky Criminal Reading Party
  09/13/18
This is basically like Carfax for vaginas.
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  07/13/26
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Trust If Aryan
  07/20/26
* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee sho...
twisted orchestra pit stock car
  09/22/14
1800000000
sable shrine
  09/25/14
Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie ae...
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  09/25/14
sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like...
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  09/25/14
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sable shrine
  11/12/14
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Territorial henna philosopher-king
  01/03/15
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  12/24/15
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Territorial henna philosopher-king
  03/13/17
180 if true. Innovation!
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  09/13/18
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  05/11/26
imagine what Claude could do with this info
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  07/20/26


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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they mention getting Brazilian waxes, then I triangulate where they are likely to hang out based on their dinner/club reviews, then I find them, kino, and BAM smooth-as-fuck pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371764)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: diverse chestnut public bath candlestick maker

No fuckin way that is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371783)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Emerald ceo prole

180 triangulation skills bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371803)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef

DAT BIG DATA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371824)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:57 PM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I can mimic their interests based on their extensive yelp reviews. it is ridiculous, connection is so deep that the first-night fuck is pretty much guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371892)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef

what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and u lose ur edge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371898)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

still requires DAT human touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371951)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef

not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur currently doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371963)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371978)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algorithm that shows a rough percentage likelihood of being in a given place on a given date based on data she has poasted to social media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372088)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSSY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372106)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself but that does not mean you cant use it to get around a lot more easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372156)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef

this

it should also be able to generate the likelihood that they are dtf based on other publicaly available variables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372122)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in profile, piercings, atheist/agnostic, steampunk/alt/hipster....etc.

also screens out women who keep all their social media posts private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372179)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef

yes, instagram will be invaluable here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372188)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372193)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programmer wearing an oversized Hilfiger polo and khakis fresh from the dryer lurching alongside a hot honey, hurridly shoving his phone into his pocket while she thinks she catches a glimpse of her yelp profile up on the screen, and saying, "you have been to this club three times in the past two months, have you not? I am also aware that you enjoyed your Brazilian wax from the salon." and then going home to RAGE on PUA forums that this method is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372194)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

9459435209432504

*Mike Judge taking notes furiously for Silicon Valley*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372200)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Titillating salmon church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26385761)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Titillating salmon church building

still lolling @ this

*smiles sheepishly*

"are you jen87?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26392563)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted native round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#27047498)



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Date: December 26th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: buck-toothed legal warrant elastic band

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#29456164)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: Pungent Ivory University Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#32820968)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: arousing french senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#36800182)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: sable shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26706469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: shimmering unholy brunch dysfunction

(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372107)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: Bespoke slap-happy yarmulke

NSA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371834)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: crystalline spectacular center haunted graveyard

that's rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371842)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense: can't be asking for it much more clearly than to get a Brazilian. implied consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371867)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random clubs/bars they review and show up at one of them each weekend? doesn't seem very likely to land a hit.

idk man this is pretty suspect...I see a lot of flaws in this method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371925)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef

(FATAL FLAW masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371933)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371945)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef

just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371957)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371973)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:07 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

highly-doobsian. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371984)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

not random. I can't give away full details but let's just say I triangulate.

state ur flaws and if I can without pulling back the curtain too much, I'll gladly answer. it doesn't have the mass marketability of the LICK msg but no reason other bros couldn't create their own workable methods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371970)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed some 5+ bars/restaurants/clubs, and might not even go out every weekend. seems like it would take a while.

unless you really do full on doobsian FB-stalker shit like fratty was talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371995)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: contagious deer antler

dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doobs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372004)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canned icebreaker or do you "subtly" try to ninja your way over to them and introduce yourself in a chill, fratty, natural way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372007)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on monster. these are HIGHLY TAILORED approaches based on my research. If I see a chick at a chill cocktail lounge with the girls, well I know they have tried similar places in the past, and this chick loves drinks with whisky, but she went with some friends to some louder clubs a couple weekends ago and didn't like them, so its *walks up with my whisky cocktail* "hey this is a great place isn't it? much better than those douchy clubs like _____ where you can't hear anyone talk. and the drinks are amazing, I've been really into whisky stuff lately like this ____"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372094)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time. 180 if not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372123)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have with yelp. they have HUNDREDS of DETAILED reviews. think of the level of narcissism it takes to basically tell the world "this lady did a great job of making my PUSSY SILKY SMOOTH so I can go take HOT COCK."

and yes it does require in-depth profiling and research -- "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art -- but rest assured this is no different from any dood trying to work a girl he wants to fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372040)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef

how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has also posted yelp reviews of tattoo parlours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372053)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse but I like the way you think and may incorporate some fake tats into my regimen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372118)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art"

tyft

well brother I applaud your efforts and the method does seem to have some novelty. I don't think it would be for me since I like fucking fat chicks from okc for minimal effort, but to each his own.

pretty clever if you aren't full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372067)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews, doesn't that make tracking them down even harder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372110)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: contagious deer antler

look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and actually remember what dozens of them look like, sure this could work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26371999)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Bespoke slap-happy yarmulke

LINK to some reviews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient to teach you to fish, but if you want to also find some good fishing grounds, then google your city + yelp + Brazilian wax. be aware, fishing takes patience. you will find there will be many "nibbles" on ur pole that turn out to be old boots, tires, logs, other bros' lines, etc. but keep fishing and eventually you'll land something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372157)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: shimmering unholy brunch dysfunction

This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving him semantics. A prophet will never be accepted in his homeland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372196)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

b-b-but AUTOMATION

btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautiful pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372226)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: shimmering unholy brunch dysfunction

The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372254)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: sable shrine

my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia and $1 tacos!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372204)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. although....I guess that wouldn't be uncommon come to think of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372219)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: sable shrine

another important point: this method only works on people who are female and post lots of yelp reviews, including one of a bikini wax (harrison)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372229)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

I know jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372236)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: contagious deer antler

wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372239)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

(faggot)

not many reviews are of the "we come here every x night for the y dollar zs!!" variety.

but ...I guess...he could....target....you know what stfu. JUST STFU.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372246)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: marvelous topaz resort

holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372893)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:41 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. im still way ahead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372922)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:46 AM
Author: Violet racy indian lodge generalized bond

alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372932)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 5:58 AM
Author: navy degenerate

boom goes the dynamite



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26373004)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Medicated vibrant codepig den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26385756)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: shimmering unholy brunch dysfunction

180 this thread delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372172)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 2:07 AM
Author: twisted orchestra pit stock car

I wish this wasn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372686)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:33 AM
Author: sable shrine

the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true or not, its fucking 1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372912)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 6:55 AM
Author: Soggy indecent ticket booth french chef

"ymmv"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26373038)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

Self-confirmed not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26373565)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:06 AM
Author: sable shrine

icymi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26372881)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: canary cocky psychic plaza

Unngh

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_AnFstBgDcbD8A

"Jessica is wonderful. She's such a sweet person, who really cares about her clients. My brazilian waxes have all been fantastic. I have had literally nothing grow back in almost 2 weeks, and no ingrown hairs. And, the process itself is really not that terrible (coming from someone who has no pain tolerance). She talks to you the whole time to distract you, and while she's quick, she's also thorough. No stray hairs left. Unlike the praised Tammy at Polished, Jessica is thorough and her services are absolutely worth the money. And, it's very easy to book here! Highly recommended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26373615)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king

yeah but:

One Medical Group

Category: Family Practice

Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Midtown East

5.0 star rating

8/28/2014

...I called the office on Tuesday this week, needing an appointment for a UTI/yeast infection (you know how uncomfortable these are, and how you really NEED to see someone and get oral medication if it gets out of hand).

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26373634)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: canary cocky psychic plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26373651)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: jet house

1 fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26385792)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Dark vigorous laser beams

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#36800118)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Overrated Sneaky Criminal Reading Party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#36800134)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Trip mischievous hell

This is basically like Carfax for vaginas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#49995651)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: twisted orchestra pit stock car

* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee shop *

* pulls out iPhone and starts loudly talking to self *

"Waddup bro!"

"Hell yeah I caught the game last night. But hold up! Hold up! Have you tried that new Italian joint at the corner of 9th and Pearson?"

"Dawwwg. Dawwwg. C'mon man. You haven't lived. Listen, forget the game tonight. Try the spot. Have a glass of Malbec and you gotta try their Pannacotta. You gotta. To die for."

"I said forget the game tonight. Try the spot."

"You know what? Go fuck yourself! If you ain't a foodie fuck off!"

* throws down phone and abruptly leers at girl *

"Me? I'm a foodie. You ever try that frozen custard spot five blocks down?"

"Yeah yea that's the one. Only one word: orgasmic. right?"

"How bout that French bakery run by that Jap couple?"

"Oh you know it too? 'Who can have just one chocolate croissant when they're staring at you by the register.' Am I right?"

"What's that? Naw, we don't know each other. but I think we're having a foodie moment here."

"What? Alright. But real quick. Have you tried that sushi spot in our city that bourdain visited?"

"Why? I'm just asking. I'm feeling something special like your the kind of girl who would."

"How bout that new joint with the Hong Kong toast?"

"See! See! That's what I'm talking about. This is kooky we got sum thin real deep here."

"How bout those Macaroons at the corner of 37th and Jefferson?"

"I said I'm just asking already! We got a connection."

"I mean the new Ramen spot. 'The gold standard.' right?"

"Wait! This is how I talk with everybody!"

"I said I'm just asking already!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26377259)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: sable shrine

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26392897)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: gay startling coldplay fan

Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie aesthetic. Instant pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26392595)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: poppy appetizing address giraffe

sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like a STALKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#26392597)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 4:08 AM
Author: sable shrine



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king



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Date: December 24th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Territorial henna philosopher-king



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Mint Roast Beef Meetinghouse

180 if true. Innovation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#36800138)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Mustard Boiling Water Rehab



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: nude litigator

imagine what Claude could do with this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2#50012197)