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Is it really squanching if Spaceporn’s micropeen is too small for penetration?

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Doobsian vigorous hairy legs
  08/25/26
(Public Defender furiously prepping for trial, grasping at s...
Vivacious spot
  08/25/26
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Doobsian vigorous hairy legs
  08/25/26
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Twinkling Corn Cake Haunted Graveyard
  08/25/26
I always figured squanching was a hand thing. Get a fistful ...
light chapel place of business
  08/25/26
yeah iirc squanching was what he claimed he wants to do when...
Brindle Greedy Main People
  08/25/26
I assumed it involves contorting your hand into a deformed p...
Drunken passionate codepig
  08/25/26
jfc
Rusted Party Of The First Part Public Bath
  08/25/26
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Rusted Party Of The First Part Public Bath
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Date: August 25th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Doobsian vigorous hairy legs



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Vivacious spot

(Public Defender furiously prepping for trial, grasping at straws)

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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Doobsian vigorous hairy legs



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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Twinkling Corn Cake Haunted Graveyard



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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: light chapel place of business

I always figured squanching was a hand thing. Get a fistful and just squanch it up. Use your middle finger in the back to create a fulcrum

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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Brindle Greedy Main People

yeah iirc squanching was what he claimed he wants to do when he sees "a naked lady's crotch." i also figured that was a hand thing

but when poasters talk about it in the context of stuff like the "playroom hotdog" and "stinky red baboon bottoms" situations i interpret it differently

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897054&forum_id=2#50092637)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Drunken passionate codepig

I assumed it involves contorting your hand into a deformed pincer claw, and just...squanching.

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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Rusted Party Of The First Part Public Bath

jfc

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897054&forum_id=2#50092576)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Rusted Party Of The First Part Public Bath



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