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Hypo: You automatically get 1 point per minute. Can you make an NBA team?

Your team will be given 1 point automatically every 60 secon...
Nazca Redlines
  11/13/26
all of the other points i make still count, right? or is my ...
.,.,.,,.,,,...,,..,,..,,..,,.,.,,..,
  11/13/26
Everything you do on the court counts and is independent fro...
Nazca Redlines
  11/13/26
i have to imagine my defensive output would be bottom quarti...
.,.,.,,.,,,...,,..,,..,,..,,.,.,,..,
  11/13/26
Any GM aware of a person with this ability would sign them i...
Sid 6.7
  11/13/26
I don't know about "any amount of money." Eli...
Nazca Redlines
  11/13/26
start me for 24 points a game and no defense? yeah i'd...
concepts
  11/13/26
48 points shitlib
Poastrad4mus
  11/13/26
Do my points accrue based on game time or regular time? If ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  11/13/26


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Date: November 13th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Your team will be given 1 point automatically every 60 seconds that you're on the floor in an NBA game. So, e.g., if you're on the floor as the game starts and for the first 2.5 minutes, your team will have scored 2 points automatically just for you being out there. Your team will be given another point after you're on the floor for another 30 seconds, etc.

Can you make an NBA roster? How many mpg do they give you? What are your stats?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922308&forum_id=2#50257195)



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Date: November 13th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: .,.,.,,.,,,...,,..,,..,,..,,.,.,,..,


all of the other points i make still count, right? or is my scoring limited to my one-point-per-minute rate?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922308&forum_id=2#50257207)



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Date: November 13th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Everything you do on the court counts and is independent from the point per minute hypo. You get the point per minute automatically plus all other baskets you make, steals you generate, etc.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922308&forum_id=2#50257224)



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Date: November 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: .,.,.,,.,,,...,,..,,..,,..,,.,.,,..,


i have to imagine my defensive output would be bottom quartile, and rebounds might be as low as bottom decile. still, i think most teams would flip for a player who guarantees a minimum of 50-60 points per game.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922308&forum_id=2#50257737)



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Date: November 13th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Sid 6.7

Any GM aware of a person with this ability would sign them immediately for any amount of money, so yeah I could make an NBA team.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922308&forum_id=2#50257213)



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Date: November 13th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

I don't know about "any amount of money." Elite scoreres get 30 ppg, plus some number of assists, rebounds, steals, blocks, contributions on defense.

Giannis putting up 30/12/6 is probably more valuable than a POA's 50/0/1 given everything on D--except for pumos who played a little ball in college.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922308&forum_id=2#50257255)



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Date: November 13th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: concepts

start me for 24 points a game and no defense? yeah i'd be trae young

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922308&forum_id=2#50257219)



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Date: November 13th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Poastrad4mus

48 points shitlib

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922308&forum_id=2#50257744)



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Date: November 13th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

Do my points accrue based on game time or regular time? If the later, I’m good for like 135 points per game unless someone intentionally injures me so badly that I am forced off the court unless the coach wants to leave my corpse in the game.

Either way, I think that if I could get my cardio high enough to play decent defense for an entire game, they’d take me.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922308&forum_id=2#50257756)