what manner of dress! twas a delightfully curious specimen! where might one acquire such decadent charms?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1045938&forum_id=2#12296102)

It was last seen, or so my scout has informed me, in Bleecker Street.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1045938&forum_id=2#12296171)

*produces browned, tattered volume*

What ho, man! This assemblage of documents was produced by my mother's mother in anticipation of the coming of the man foolish enough -- O, the fool! -- to don the aqueous gingham Ralph Lauren sport shirt. Hark.

"Whan that Antmatic, with his shirte soote,

The droghte of March hath perced to the roote

And bathed every garmente in swich liqor,

Of which vertu engendred is the button-down collar;

Whan he alyght at night, in his sweete shirte,

That inspires in every clubbe in the Village

In the tendre womyn, and the yonge men, on

Beholden his shirte for their loins awaken,

And smale foweles maken melodye,

At slepen al the nyght with open eye-

(So to glympsing the Gingham and the Polo marque);

Thanne longen folkes after that Aqua array,

And be lauded his garment, with songe and praise---"

...and it ends there. The page is torn. As it seems to me, brother, for the defense of this little hamlet, we have only one option. We must acquire a divers array of menswear --- a wardrobe of a magnitude never before contemplated.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1045938&forum_id=2#12306137)