Date: October 19th, 2009 2:17 PM Author: idiotic shrine Subject: /!\ don't read this if you don't like attention whoring /!\
okay, so i realize that this thread is objectively terrible, so if you hate terrible threads, you should click away right now. but i'm really curious about this, and i know that xo will be brutally honest, so here goes.
i'm not gonna actually do anything about this (nose job a la ruskie? there are 70,000 things i'd rather do with that amount of money, and about 70,000 ends for which i'd be more willing to endure that physical pain), but i want to know: how bad is my jewtalian nose?
Your nose isn't that bad, especially for a kike, but your forehead protrudes too much. Your side profile doesn't look that good. Otherwise, you're kind of cute.
Date: October 19th, 2009 3:14 PM Author: vermilion overrated juggernaut
the nose ring is very wanna be hipster 2002. tatoos and piercings are pathetic attention whoring. I guess you admit that you have these issues, so seeking therapy is the next step. you are fairly attractive.
Date: October 19th, 2009 2:22 PM Author: learning disabled tank
i mean, i feel like you can become a successful, thoughtful, somewhat well-adjusted and happy human being. to do this, you must invest your valuations of self-worth into things other than your body
Date: October 19th, 2009 2:24 PM Author: idiotic shrine
well, posting a thread like this indicates one of two things: (a) i'm obsessed with my appearance or (b) i'm detached enough from (and indifferent enough to) my physical appearance to feel fine about posting something that exploits it like this. i'd say that the latter is closer to the case: if my self-worth were dependent on others' opinions of my appearance, i'd probably try to shield myself from xo's criticism rather than throw myself out there.
Date: October 19th, 2009 2:22 PM Author: vivacious kitty
Anyway, I think this thread is elaborate flame. You're a fairly attractive young girl and your nose doesn't seem all that big. If anything is wrong with it, it isn't that it is Semitic or Italian looking (which I associate with big bump in the middle, or hook shape) but rather that the bottom of the nose is kind of big.
Date: October 19th, 2009 2:24 PM Author: bateful casino wrinkle
It doesn't, don't worry. I don't want to fall back on the "character" cliche, but it does make you look more interesting. I'd worry that if you had a generic button nose, all of your features would fade into the background and you'd be blah and easy to overlook among a bunch of other similarly pleasantly featured young women. I think it balances your full lips and big eyes, as well.
Date: October 19th, 2009 2:30 PM Author: idiotic shrine
honestly, this outfit is a bit uncharacteristic. usually i just throw on whatever top i see first and a pair of jeans (i'm also wearing jeans today -- they're all i own). this shirt is new, though, and i thought i'd accessorize for the lulz.
Date: October 19th, 2009 6:09 PM Author: Arousing sadistic incel trust fund
To be fair,
ITT: An emotionally immature and modestly attractive young girl who clearly craves attention posts pictures of her "nose" on an internet forum filled with desperate and deprived men under the laughable guise of "seeking input," then gets wet at the dirty thought of a bunch of older guys simultaneously jacking off to her shitty webshots while passionately whispering "unnngghhh the box jesus" and furiously masturbates to completion herseful before taking a late afternoon nap.
Obvs. But nary a day can go by that TBF doesn't feel the need to make himself appear somehow keen or erudite on this e-chat, even if his observations makes rank banality seem interesting by comparison.
Who is it that you think is impressed with your ability to follow me around this e-chat and comment on words I had with TMF and TBF? Have you ever once said anything interesting? Is there any reason I should care?
Date: October 19th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: Thriller brunch milk
lulz, you followed me around itt. i haven't said anything to you in the last month or so except laughing at some of your funnier posts. i was just making a simple joke here, chill the fuck out man. save your rants about how great and historically important poster you are compared to me for when it's warranted. we're cool
Date: October 19th, 2009 8:54 PM Author: idiotic shrine
i really did want input, but i don't deny the "emotionally immature" part (although i'm more cognizant of my emotional immaturity than most, which lessens its magnitude, i think).
Date: October 19th, 2009 6:24 PM Author: Filthy aromatic death wish meetinghouse
This is advice from a girl who has had a nose job
(1) You are very, very, beautiful. Great bone structure, hair, eyes. Don't listen to anybody who tells you differently
(2) You could get a nose job. It would make you prettier in that WASPY way BUT you certainly do NOT need a nose job. You are not somebody who I would look at and think, man she could get a nose job. If you want you could just get the small bump filed down to make it more aqualine. But, again, even if you do do something it should not be drastic.
Remember, you really are pretty. I would not say anything if I didn't think so.
Date: October 19th, 2009 6:31 PM Author: Filthy aromatic death wish meetinghouse
Hells no, I'm not outting myself. If you looked at me you would not know what I had done, you would just know that the overall appearance of my face was better
Date: October 19th, 2009 6:31 PM Author: multi-colored twinkling uncleanness
Honestly, I imagine that you would end up like Ruskie - you would think it helped but you would also be surprised at how little difference it actually made in your day to day life.
Date: October 19th, 2009 6:32 PM Author: Filthy aromatic death wish meetinghouse
This is true. In my experience, it really does not make a difference in your day to day life. I am prettier but I don't get more bfs or more attention. Not everything is appearance
Date: October 19th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: floppy transparent ratface
Dude. You're attractive. Your nose is fine. Just, for the love of God, get your eyebrows done. Also you seem to have thick hair so get it layered and you'll be golden. Also, get better makeup if you're going to wear any at all. But honestly, you're the type of girl that a lot of guys like. You just need to tweek a few things and you'll be consider very attractive.
Date: October 19th, 2009 7:31 PM Author: Smoky background story ticket booth
You're fine. You're not a ten, but you already knew that. Don't expect that every guy you fuck is going to want to be your bf. Find a normal Jewish or Iti dude and be in a relationship and be happy.
Date: October 19th, 2009 7:43 PM Author: boyish athletic conference
Completely objective assessment: Nose is a little big. You're not going to be a perfect 10, but with a really hot body you can probably max out at about an objective 8 or 8.5. Plus, you're smart and have a good personality, so you definitely have other things going for you as well. In full disclosure, I'd bang you just the way you are.
P.S.: like the others are saying: get rid of the nose piercing. It brings unwanted attention to your nose. Try wearing some makeup also.
Date: October 19th, 2009 7:50 PM Author: aphrodisiac state toilet seat
clearly her huge Mediterranean looking nose is a flaw, but nobody is perfect. Who the fuck cares. Girls who look perfect are usually headcases and high maintenance.
Date: October 19th, 2009 7:58 PM Author: wild ultramarine quadroon university
plz no one who doesn't already like how they look would post a series of pictures to be reviewed by a bunch of otherwise highly critical desperate virgins on a law school forum. its called fishing for compliments.
Date: October 19th, 2009 7:59 PM Author: boyish athletic conference
I'd normally say that were the case. But she's only 18. She's still in that phase where she's trying to figure out where she stands in terms of attractiveness.
Date: October 20th, 2009 5:00 AM Author: infuriating light office
The Box, why you do resort to boosting your fragile ego through the collective judgment of anonymous internet posters? The only judgment that can change your life is mine. You have three days to prove that you have learned to love yourself. If you fail in this task, I will intervene.
Date: October 21st, 2009 1:34 AM Author: infuriating light office
The Box, I provided you with an opportunity to change your behavior. Instead, you refer to yourself as an "attention whore" on camera and continue to seek validation from basement-dwelling virgins. Now you must be saved from yourself.
Date: October 21st, 2009 1:45 AM Author: Heady White Principal's Office Gaming Laptop
Of course you're "game" you dumb bitch, this is like saying "Ok well I guess I'll have sex now" when a giant hulking nigger grabs you off of the street and drags you into an alley at knife point
Date: October 21st, 2009 2:38 AM Author: brindle stage jap
ugg she's hideous. that baggy shirt in the pics she posted masked her flabby, untoned arms. plus the angle she took them at hides her misshapen jaw line.
what's with all the cunt worship in this thread? this girl is an objective 5.5
Date: October 20th, 2009 5:09 AM Author: Adventurous mint factory reset button locale
I will give you the brutal honest truth. You are a 6 for your age (at best) but on XOXO you play up the average nerd poster's desired qualities quite well (namely being young and naive) so these assessments are quite biased, as many of these people already like you. In contrast if you weren't liked, there would be little ANY picture of you could change an unfavorable opinion of your appearance (ruskie is a good example of this).
For your nose in particular, yes, it takes away a good deal. The problem here is an overall lack of beauty, not the detrimental prominence of one part (the nose).
Your shortcomings can, however, be overcome, and you are not a lost case (ie blue smoke's face, etc.) You just need to take care of yourself a little more.
Date: October 21st, 2009 1:42 AM Author: idiotic shrine
ty for the honest critique, man. i don't really prioritize my appearance too highly -- i was just curious enough about it to post this thread. but i definitely don't want to come across as someone who does not take care of herself! your advice is noted.
Date: October 21st, 2009 1:50 AM Author: outnumbered degenerate
TO BE HONEST...
I think you're hot. But then again u have the looks of the type of girl that I am huge sucker for. If I was in college with you I would try to impress you with my interesting taste in movies and books, and (if I really was 20 again) nervously never ask you out.
Date: October 21st, 2009 2:44 AM Author: gold nowag business firm
If you're going to request critiques, post clear, straight-on shots. None of this angling and using heavy flash to wash out your skin and blur your features. No hair hiding your face.