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Girl texted "Ya sure u like me?" WTF does that mean?

For context, she came to the first date wearing an extremely...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
she wants to bone.
Chestnut impressive stag film legend
  10/19/09
Really? I thought I was being douchetastic in telling her, o...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
tell her to send you a nude pic right now and you'll give he...
Canary range cuckoldry
  10/19/09
considering that she bothered to respond at all and then res...
Chestnut impressive stag film legend
  10/19/09
I sent. "Yeah. Why wouldn't I?" Alpha or beta? ...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
why wouldn't i is pretty beta come over so i can show you...
Chestnut impressive stag film legend
  10/19/09
lame. she has a million thoughts as to why you wouldn't. ...
Canary range cuckoldry
  10/19/09
So it would be alpha to give the compliments? I told her ...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
dude you are failing really hard right now
Chestnut impressive stag film legend
  10/19/09
Not that it surprises me, since I fail at most social endeav...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
read this http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=111...
Chestnut impressive stag film legend
  10/19/09
typical insecure girl bullshit. you're doing something right...
Canary range cuckoldry
  10/19/09
tcr. this is about all we can ever know about the female ps...
Khaki aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  10/19/09
lol. I don't know what to make of telling a girl on your fi...
kink-friendly therapy national
  10/19/09
I didn't mean it as a "crass insult". I was trying...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
Honesty and rudeness, while not coextensive, are often the s...
kink-friendly therapy national
  10/19/09
It's a nicer thing to do that than to not date a girl becaus...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
That's like saying, "It's nicer to throw a pie in someo...
kink-friendly therapy national
  10/19/09
What should I have done? Let myself be turned off, not c...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
This doesn't distance you from the shit-in-pie analogy. It ...
kink-friendly therapy national
  10/19/09
I can't control what I am physically attracted to.
deep rigor
  10/19/09
I think I am losing this argument, because I'm coming around...
kink-friendly therapy national
  10/19/09
I should have given her the benefit of the doubt. The thing ...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
You sound like a good dood. Are you a new poster?
kink-friendly therapy national
  10/19/09
Perennially new.
deep rigor
  10/19/09
Suppose you won't share other monikers, will you? At any ...
kink-friendly therapy national
  10/19/09
Tell her "Come over so I can show you" do it pu...
Naked Knife Fat Ankles
  10/19/09
TITCR seriously
Chestnut impressive stag film legend
  10/19/09
i agree this would probably be well-received
Canary range cuckoldry
  10/19/09
it's extremely credited, though i don't think op will take t...
Chestnut impressive stag film legend
  10/19/09
I'm not going to text her that, but I'll definitely turn up ...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
B E T A
Canary range cuckoldry
  10/19/09
Pourquoi? I like to be a mix of alpha and beta. I think b...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
man almost everything you say leads me to believe you fail a...
Chestnut impressive stag film legend
  10/19/09
How do I not fail? I don't want to be this way. Somehow I...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
seriously read the thread i posted above. alphaness is not ...
Chestnut impressive stag film legend
  10/19/09
who the FUCK tells a girl something like that? ahahaha
Floppy overrated preventive strike twinkling uncleanness
  10/19/09
alpha move in the end tho, all things considered
Khaki aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  10/19/09
yeah i'm glad it worked out i just can't imagine how one ...
Floppy overrated preventive strike twinkling uncleanness
  10/19/09
I did my best to be tactful. I am a FUCKING idiot. You a...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
run the numbers? did you tell her that?
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
Of course not. I said, "I assume they're normal." ...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
little know exploit? wtf?
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
There's a way to see the FB pictures of some profiles. I don...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
of course there's a way to see the fb pics. wtf are you t...
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
Of someone not in your network and not an FB friend of yours...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
wait, with no mutual friends? and it doesn't depend on th...
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
Sorry. If I did, it'd get fixed.
deep rigor
  10/19/09
I PROMISE I won't report it. You can edit it five seconds l...
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
If you [do something] you sometimes get to that person's &qu...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
How do you get the member id?
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
Search the person. When you to get the "X only shares c...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
edit: nevermind
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
XO.
kink-friendly therapy national
  10/19/09
either a) a beta b) an alpha throwing a major neg to s...
Naked Knife Fat Ankles
  10/19/09
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&mc=67&...
kink-friendly therapy national
  10/19/09
::POINTS LEAFBLOWER IN YOUR FACE:: Que? OH SORRY NO SPEAK...
Naked Knife Fat Ankles
  10/19/09
now she thinks he only cares about her looks
Canary range cuckoldry
  10/19/09
meh. i don't think so. if he showed up on the first date w...
Chestnut impressive stag film legend
  10/19/09
what kind of bra makes a girl's boobs look deal-breakerish?
Canary range cuckoldry
  10/19/09
http://ezinearticles.com/?Training-Bras&id=125554
Chestnut impressive stag film legend
  10/19/09
but 12 year olds are hawt
Canary range cuckoldry
  10/19/09
It pushed her breasts into a weird oblong shape. The underwi...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
girl has issues leaving the house like that.
Canary range cuckoldry
  10/19/09
She was coming straight from work. It's forgivable. Long...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
typical aspie behavior
Idiotic effete menage patrolman
  10/19/09
seriously. this schtick is mildly entertaining, though.
Soul-stirring milky station hominid
  10/19/09
Yeah, basically. I was Aspie in my teens but am normal now.
deep rigor
  10/19/09
how did you overcome? what would have helped?
Canary range cuckoldry
  10/19/09
Moved to New York where I can fail socially a zillion times ...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
oh sup pensive
zippy beady-eyed crackhouse dopamine
  10/19/09
I am insulted.
deep rigor
  10/19/09
whatever you say mike.
zippy beady-eyed crackhouse dopamine
  10/19/09
she has a penis
Smoky Piazza
  10/19/09
lol flame? you were 'distant' on a first date and then told ...
Twinkling adulterous wagecucks cuckold
  10/19/09
She should have slapped you and walked out.
Ruddy High-end Stead Gaping
  10/19/09
ti, oc, tcr
kink-friendly therapy national
  10/19/09
I agree. As I said, it was a 90% chance of failing by pi...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
text back: Who is this?
Coiffed Jew Site
  10/19/09
Fuck that. I'm a tactless social retard. I don't try to hurt...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
Fuckin weirdo.
self-centered stock car tanning salon
  10/19/09
No disagreement there. Again, it was a utilitarian calcu...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
radical honesty can pay off big time
Idiotic effete menage patrolman
  10/19/09
barzini? that you?
zippy beady-eyed crackhouse dopamine
  10/19/09
Skinny, average-looking (6.5) version of him.
deep rigor
  10/19/09
titcr
zippy beady-eyed crackhouse dopamine
  10/19/09
Thank you for making the freaks I go out with look somewhat ...
fiercely-loyal puppy home
  10/19/09
Oddly enough, I've treated guys like this and they respond w...
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
We aren't chicks.
kink-friendly therapy national
  10/19/09
yeah. this thread is proof that sometimes treating a ch...
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
My ex-girlfriend said the thing she admired most about me wa...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
I bet she's attracted to your dorkiness. On the other han...
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
On "wasn't excited enough", I'm going to give her ...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
doesn't matter. you turned it around somehow. That's e...
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
Thanks. I think she appreciates my directness and honest...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
"she's foreign-born" i knew it. american chick...
Disturbing lettuce
  10/19/09
I agree 100%.
deep rigor
  10/19/09
yeah, that's sweet.
Talented stain
  10/19/09
In high school, I was never sure who the high- and low-statu...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
Any time.
deep rigor
  10/19/09
I'm confused as to how her boobs looked so weird that you we...
self-centered stock car tanning salon
  10/19/09
They're naturally large, and the bra both bisected them due ...
deep rigor
  10/19/09
it's pensive fwiw.
zippy beady-eyed crackhouse dopamine
  10/19/09
ok. now I get it.
self-centered stock car tanning salon
  10/19/09
Seriously killself. This flame sucks. Please stick to one mo...
bistre stirring mental disorder
  10/19/09
what the hell?
Aromatic thirsty weed whacker
  10/19/09
...
dark painfully honest hospital hairy legs
  10/20/09
what do you think it means?
spectacular love of her life crotch
  10/20/09


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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: deep rigor

For context, she came to the first date wearing an extremely ill-fitting bra, and it made her boobs look bad. I was distant (and quite disappointed) but then I realized-- note that men are stupid fucking idiots sometimes-- that it was the bra-fit and not her boobs that were weird, so the "chemistry" returned. I explained the reason for my distance was that I was turned off, but now that I realized what the story was (bad bra, not bad boobs) I wasn't anymore. I expected to get slapped or just to have her walk away, but she took my forwardness extremely well and agreed, "yeah, this bra sucks. I only wore it because it's laundry day."

I was really afraid that I had hurt her feelings by being so forward and brutally honest, and even though the date went pretty well, I didn't expect to get a second one.

One day later, she texts me asking if I really like her? Is this good or bad? Did I eff up or hurt her feelings?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13031996)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Chestnut impressive stag film legend

she wants to bone.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032001)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: deep rigor

Really? I thought I was being douchetastic in telling her, on a first date, that I was turned off by her ill-fitting bra. I was tactful about it, but there are some things that it's impossible to say tactfully.

The reason I did it is that I'd rather take a 90% chance of failing for being too forward, then be turned-off and weirded out and have 100% chance of failing on chemistry.

She confirmed that she has "normal" breasts. She was like, "yeah, this bra splits my boobs and it looks horrible". Splitting wasn't the only problem; it also pushed her boobs so high that her cleavage went up to collarbone and it looked like a fat person's chest-- on a girl who has an otherwise perfect body.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032056)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: Canary range cuckoldry

tell her to send you a nude pic right now and you'll give her your honest opinion. then post it here (of course).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032069)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: Chestnut impressive stag film legend

considering that she bothered to respond at all and then responded with what she did she's definitely interested.

girl's want to be thought of as pretty, they spend way more time trying to look good than guys do. she was probably insecure when he was standoffish at first, and then relieved that he does find her attractive

seriously send the text the other guy recommended. come over so i can show you or something along those lines.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032079)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: deep rigor

I sent. "Yeah. Why wouldn't I?"

Alpha or beta?

I am trying to ignore the whole thing about me having been a douchebag. Second date, I will kiss her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032099)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: Chestnut impressive stag film legend

why wouldn't i is pretty beta

come over so i can show you would probably have led to sex

you need to be dominant. its instinctual for women to like a commanding personality

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032111)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: Canary range cuckoldry

lame.

she has a million thoughts as to why you wouldn't. she's fishing for compliments, and you're showing yourself as the typical oblivious dood.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032114)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: deep rigor

So it would be alpha to give the compliments?

I told her that she has the most beautiful face I've ever seen (and I wasn't lying).

If she had a mediocre face, I'd probably have just let the date play out. However, she was gorgeous, brilliant, and with a great personality. Had to get to the bottom of the one thing that was bothering me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032129)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Chestnut impressive stag film legend

dude you are failing really hard right now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032150)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: deep rigor

Not that it surprises me, since I fail at most social endeavors, but why do you say this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032156)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: Chestnut impressive stag film legend

read this

advice for xoxo virgins and guys with no luck with women

if you have a dog and you constantly give it praise and treats for no reason it will begin to think it is the alpha. it takes your submissive praise and gifts as a sign of weakness. praise and treats should be only given after someone does something you want them to.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032175)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Canary range cuckoldry

typical insecure girl bullshit. you're doing something right.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032004)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Khaki aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

tcr. this is about all we can ever know about the female psyche

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032017)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly therapy national

lol. I don't know what to make of telling a girl on your first date that her bra doesn't fit well and that it's a turn off.

Evidently, your crass insult worked. She wouldn't have texted otherwise.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032021)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:17 PM
Author: deep rigor

I didn't mean it as a "crass insult". I was trying to be 100% above-board honest.

I am a tactless, brutally honest, ass, but I don't go out of my way to hurt peoples' feelings. I would try to avoid hurting peoples' feelings if I didn't value honesty more.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032146)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:23 PM
Author: kink-friendly therapy national

Honesty and rudeness, while not coextensive, are often the same. There are certain things one does not say in certain contexts. "Pardon, but the fit of your bra is offputting" is one obvious example.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032206)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: deep rigor

It's a nicer thing to do that than to not date a girl because of something like that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032228)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly therapy national

That's like saying, "It's nicer to throw a pie in someone's face than it is to shit in their pie and let them eat it." On that level, you have a point.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032295)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: deep rigor

What should I have done?

Let myself be turned off, not create "chemistry", and never see her again?

I admit that I'm a douchebag for caring about something so superficial, but I think radical honesty was the best tack.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032329)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: kink-friendly therapy national

This doesn't distance you from the shit-in-pie analogy. It merely appends, "What should I have done, *NOT* thrown the pie in her face? Then I'd *HAVE* to shit in her pie! I mean, I know myself, and it's either a pie in the face or shit in the pie."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032365)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: deep rigor

I can't control what I am physically attracted to.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032385)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:40 PM
Author: kink-friendly therapy national

I think I am losing this argument, because I'm coming around to your side.

We're missing the connection at the point of what we can imaginatively excise from our conscious attention. I could easily have given her the benefit of the doubt; perhaps you could not.

The more I think about it, TTIWWOP.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032403)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: deep rigor

I should have given her the benefit of the doubt. The thing is that I'm extremely sexually inexperienced and have never dated a woman with large breasts, so I'm intimidated by them.

At first, I was afraid they really looked like that, because I didn't know any better.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032422)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly therapy national

You sound like a good dood. Are you a new poster?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032475)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: deep rigor

Perennially new.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032486)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly therapy national

Suppose you won't share other monikers, will you?

At any rate, I hope things work out with this big-titted siren.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032498)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Naked Knife Fat Ankles

Tell her "Come over so I can show you"

do it pussy

She wants to see you and let you show her you like her.

DO IT PUSSY

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032005)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Chestnut impressive stag film legend

TITCR

seriously

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032013)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: Canary range cuckoldry

i agree this would probably be well-received

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032019)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Chestnut impressive stag film legend

it's extremely credited, though i don't think op will take the advice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032030)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: deep rigor

I'm not going to text her that, but I'll definitely turn up the heat on the next date.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032153)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Canary range cuckoldry

B

E

T

A

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032219)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:26 PM
Author: deep rigor

Pourquoi?

I like to be a mix of alpha and beta. I think being too far in either direction is bad.

I try to treat everyone with respect and kindness (beta) but I have hard-line values (such as honesty) that nothing gets in the way of.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032242)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: Chestnut impressive stag film legend

man almost everything you say leads me to believe you fail at relationships. relationships with girls are not the same as relationships with your waitress/boss/flight attendant.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032332)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: deep rigor

How do I not fail?

I don't want to be this way. Somehow I fucked up and was still lucky, but I can't count on that forever.

I don't run "asshole game" because I'm already enough of a jerk without it. I actually try to be nice and it works, because it moderates my natural jerkness.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032359)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Chestnut impressive stag film legend

seriously read the thread i posted above. alphaness is not about being a jerk. its about BODY LANGUAGE, not real language.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032461)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: Floppy overrated preventive strike twinkling uncleanness

who the FUCK tells a girl something like that? ahahaha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032023)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Khaki aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

alpha move in the end tho, all things considered

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032033)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:08 PM
Author: Floppy overrated preventive strike twinkling uncleanness

yeah i'm glad it worked out

i just can't imagine how one would approach telling a girl something like that lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032053)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: deep rigor

I did my best to be tactful.

I am a FUCKING idiot. You are extremely beautiful and the reason I was turned off originally is that your bra made your boobs look really weird. Now that I've run the numbers in my head and am pretty confident that they're normal, I'm not turned off anymore.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032179)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:23 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

run the numbers?

did you tell her that?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032200)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: deep rigor

Of course not. I said, "I assume they're normal." She said they are. Tonight I found a way into her facebook pictures (little-known exploit) and looked at them. They're fine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032257)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

little know exploit?

wtf?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032309)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:34 PM
Author: deep rigor

There's a way to see the FB pictures of some profiles. I don't describe it because I don't want to lose it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032342)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

of course there's a way to see the fb pics.

wtf are you talking about?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032351)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: deep rigor

Of someone not in your network and not an FB friend of yours. A random person in Missouri, even.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032366)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

wait, with no mutual friends?

and it doesn't depend on that person's privacy settings?

Do tell!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032387)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: deep rigor

Sorry. If I did, it'd get fixed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032429)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

I PROMISE I won't report it. You can edit it five seconds later.

Oh lord please I need to see my ex and the new chick he's with.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032440)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:46 PM
Author: deep rigor

If you [do something] you sometimes get to that person's "Pictures of" page. It works maybe 1 time in 10, alas.

A much creepier one I found in the summer of 2008 allowed you to import all of another person's apps to your wall. That one was fixed, presumably. (I don't know if it still works, though I doubt it, since I discovered it by accident and it was too creepy for me to try again.)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032479)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

How do you get the member id?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032550)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 10:00 PM
Author: deep rigor

Search the person. When you to get the "X only shares certain information with everyone" page, the URL is:

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=<<<Fname>>>+<<<Lname>>>&init=quick#/profile.php?id=<<<person's ID>>>&ref=search&<<<otherstuff>>>

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032625)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 10:06 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

edit: nevermind

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032674)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: kink-friendly therapy national

XO.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032034)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Naked Knife Fat Ankles

either

a) a beta

b) an alpha throwing a major neg to score big time next time

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032036)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: kink-friendly therapy national

alpha/beta

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032075)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Naked Knife Fat Ankles

::POINTS LEAFBLOWER IN YOUR FACE::

Que? OH SORRY NO SPEAKA ENGLISH, yoo BETA

::resumes blowing leaves::

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032103)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Canary range cuckoldry

now she thinks he only cares about her looks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032037)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:08 PM
Author: Chestnut impressive stag film legend

meh. i don't think so. if he showed up on the first date with one leg longer the other or some weird shit about him she'd be turned off too.

i think girl's want to be thought of as pretty, they spend way more time trying to look good than guys do. she was probably insecure when he was standoffish at first, and then relieved that he does find her attractive

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032052)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: Canary range cuckoldry

what kind of bra makes a girl's boobs look deal-breakerish?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032059)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: Chestnut impressive stag film legend

http://ezinearticles.com/?Training-Bras&id=125554

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032065)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: Canary range cuckoldry

but 12 year olds are hawt

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032072)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: deep rigor

It pushed her breasts into a weird oblong shape. The underwire was high and bisected them, so it looked like she had massive fat deposits under them (not the cute tiny rolls that normally come with large breasts). It also pushed her boobs up to her collarbone so it looked like she had a fat person's chest, even though her body was otherwise perfect.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032087)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Canary range cuckoldry

girl has issues leaving the house like that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032096)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: deep rigor

She was coming straight from work. It's forgivable.

Long-run, I only care what they look like naked.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032116)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Idiotic effete menage patrolman

typical aspie behavior

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032039)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring milky station hominid

seriously. this schtick is mildly entertaining, though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032085)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: deep rigor

Yeah, basically. I was Aspie in my teens but am normal now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032134)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: Canary range cuckoldry

how did you overcome? what would have helped?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032239)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:28 PM
Author: deep rigor

Moved to New York where I can fail socially a zillion times and never have it catch up with me. Made some good friends through aggressively getting out there. Now have a normal social network of very interesting people.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032273)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: zippy beady-eyed crackhouse dopamine

oh sup pensive

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032352)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: deep rigor

I am insulted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032391)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: zippy beady-eyed crackhouse dopamine

whatever you say mike.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032441)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:08 PM
Author: Smoky Piazza

she has a penis

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032048)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: Twinkling adulterous wagecucks cuckold

lol flame? you were 'distant' on a first date and then told her it was because you were disappointed in her tits? nice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032071)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: Ruddy High-end Stead Gaping

She should have slapped you and walked out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032086)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: kink-friendly therapy national

ti, oc, tcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032098)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: deep rigor

I agree.

As I said, it was a 90% chance of failing by pissing her off vs. 100% chance of being distant and failing on "chemistry".

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032106)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: Coiffed Jew Site

text back: Who is this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032162)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: deep rigor

Fuck that. I'm a tactless social retard. I don't try to hurt people, because I do it so much naturally.

Aspie game, bitches. The most natural kind there is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032211)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:26 PM
Author: self-centered stock car tanning salon

Fuckin weirdo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032247)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:28 PM
Author: deep rigor

No disagreement there.

Again, it was a utilitarian calculation. Better to take a 90% chance of weirding her out or upsetting her than a 100% chance of the date failing on "no chemistry" and her feeling rejected.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032266)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: Idiotic effete menage patrolman

radical honesty can pay off big time

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032280)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: zippy beady-eyed crackhouse dopamine

barzini?

that you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032297)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: deep rigor

Skinny, average-looking (6.5) version of him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032314)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: zippy beady-eyed crackhouse dopamine

titcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032285)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal puppy home

Thank you for making the freaks I go out with look somewhat normal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032306)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

Oddly enough, I've treated guys like this and they respond well to it too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032315)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: kink-friendly therapy national

We aren't chicks.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032322)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:34 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

yeah.

this thread is proof that sometimes treating a chick with honesty, just like you would one of the bros, can be effective.

I can totally imagine one of my exes acting like this. He would deliver in such a dorky and lame manner that I would never take offense.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032339)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: deep rigor

My ex-girlfriend said the thing she admired most about me was that I treated people basically the same, regardless of social class, gender, age, et cetera. I was like, "shouldn't all people do the same?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032383)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:40 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

I bet she's attracted to your dorkiness.

On the other hand, she wasn't excited enough about you to even wear a nice bra.

Maybe your Kramer-like honesty turned things around.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032402)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: deep rigor

On "wasn't excited enough", I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032445)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

doesn't matter.

you turned it around somehow. That's even better. Good job.

The guys you don't like at first who manage to win you over somehow are the best ones.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032556)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 10:01 PM
Author: deep rigor

Thanks.

I think she appreciates my directness and honesty (she's foreign-born). I'm glad to have found someone who can handle, much less enjoy, it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032633)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: Disturbing lettuce

"she's foreign-born"

i knew it. american chicks have issues.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032705)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 10:15 PM
Author: deep rigor

I agree 100%.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032795)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: Talented stain

yeah, that's sweet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032577)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 10:04 PM
Author: deep rigor

In high school, I was never sure who the high- and low-status people were. It was always changing and I couldn't figure it out, so I just hung out with the people I liked.

Thing is, I've never, ever been afraid to sit with the "unpopular kid" or to stand up for him, because I will bring his reputation up rather than him bringing mine down. That said, I'd never sit down at a table of unpopular kids because I don't want to become part of "that group" in others' eyes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032652)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: deep rigor

Any time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032316)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:46 PM
Author: self-centered stock car tanning salon

I'm confused as to how her boobs looked so weird that you were no longer attracted to her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032482)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: deep rigor

They're naturally large, and the bra both bisected them due to high underwire, making it look like there were fat deposits under them, and pushed them up very high on her chest, so it looked like she had a fat person's chest. I couldn't figure it out, because she was beautiful everywhere else. Severe cognitive dissonance.

Once I figured out it was a bad bra, it stopped being a problem. However, I'm a fucking idiot (and a boob-newb, having dated mostly small-breasted women without cleavage) and it took me some time (like 30 minutes) to realize the score.

I'm glad I talked with her about it, as brash as that was, rather than silently turning her down. Could have made a huge fucking mistake.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032530)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: zippy beady-eyed crackhouse dopamine

it's pensive fwiw.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032552)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 10:01 PM
Author: self-centered stock car tanning salon

ok. now I get it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032629)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 10:04 PM
Author: bistre stirring mental disorder

Seriously killself. This flame sucks. Please stick to one moniker so I can ignore you more easily.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032653)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 10:19 PM
Author: Aromatic thirsty weed whacker

what the hell?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032838)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:42 PM
Author: dark painfully honest hospital hairy legs



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13041786)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:44 PM
Author: spectacular love of her life crotch

what do you think it means?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13041800)