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Tucker Max movie Monday tally: $16K

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flickering razzmatazz school
  10/20/09
Hi Tucker. Bragging again? What's that? You won't see...
Impressive Coldplay Fan
  10/20/09
I feel bad for the guy. He's a total douche, but his site is...
Poppy bossy space volcanic crater
  10/20/09
there are a lot of people in the world who deserve sympathy,...
Maroon trailer park
  10/20/09
He's made me happy at times. That's enough to gain my empath...
Poppy bossy space volcanic crater
  10/20/09
I don't feel a TINY bit bad for him. The dude is reaping wha...
Impressive Coldplay Fan
  10/20/09
He fucked up, sure, but I have no interest in the ongoing at...
Poppy bossy space volcanic crater
  10/20/09
you need to upgrade your boredom cure places
orange field cuckold
  10/20/09
Seriously, any recommendations? I get bored a lot and am bad...
Poppy bossy space volcanic crater
  10/20/09
*sneaks into your basement wearing a cow mask* MATTHEW THIS...
Yellow 180 parlour queen of the night
  10/20/09
i just lol'd in the library ty
Maroon trailer park
  10/20/09
lol
Autistic weed whacker
  10/20/09
best new shtick in a long time
Erotic Aromatic Cuckoldry
  10/20/09
excellent
Supple Hyperventilating Public Bath
  10/20/09
yes!!!
Talking orchestra pit
  10/20/09
D never responds to basement threads. I think he won't play.
richard clock
  10/20/09
lol
canary potus senate
  10/20/09
i love this
Slimy insanely creepy gunner
  10/20/09
LOL
Chestnut genital piercing travel guidebook
  10/20/09
aww shit
Soul-stirring keepsake machete church
  10/20/09
awwww yeah
razzle-dazzle beta kitty cat
  10/20/09
why are theaters still running this? are they bound by contr...
Maroon trailer park
  10/20/09
Dude those 10 frat boys need their fix!
Impressive Coldplay Fan
  10/20/09
Go post this on his message board, STAT! ...oh, wait.
Coral apoplectic quadroon
  10/20/09
The DVD sales are going to be EFFING SWEET!
orange field cuckold
  10/20/09
i heard there's some serious oscar buzz surrounding the dvd ...
Maroon trailer park
  10/20/09
best poop scene. edit: best ADAPTED poop scene. b/c it...
Coral apoplectic quadroon
  10/20/09
There has been some SERIOUS buzz about best adapted screenpl...
Impressive Coldplay Fan
  10/20/09
I heard it's going to be the first of a trilogy, just like l...
orange field cuckold
  10/20/09
How much did Wedding Crasher make in DVD, $150 million? I b...
Talking orchestra pit
  10/20/09
Can someone explain why he's fucked horribly? He put out a ...
alcoholic pearly kitchen
  10/20/09
Yeah, the movie's in the shitter, but his book sales skyrock...
Vigorous Outnumbered Native
  10/20/09
yeah, obviously the dude isn't going poor anytime soon. but ...
Maroon trailer park
  10/20/09
Part of his shtick is being invincible and irresistible. He ...
Impressive Coldplay Fan
  10/20/09
He sold out his core fanbase because he was so certain mains...
orange field cuckold
  10/20/09
Interesting. He had a #1 book though, no?
alcoholic pearly kitchen
  10/20/09
I think he's sold nearly one million copies which is solid. ...
orange field cuckold
  10/20/09
A studio didn't take it in the ass, he did since he financed...
flickering razzmatazz school
  10/20/09
Where the hell did he find $4 mil?
alcoholic pearly kitchen
  10/20/09
He got some investors that got pwned horribly.
flickering razzmatazz school
  10/20/09
Indeed they did.
alcoholic pearly kitchen
  10/20/09
no, Darko funded it to the tune of $7-9 million
Talking orchestra pit
  10/20/09
who the fuck is darko
flickering razzmatazz school
  10/20/09
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117986988.html?categoryid=...
Erotic Aromatic Cuckoldry
  10/20/09
What was the negative cost (the cost to shoot and edit the m...
Erotic Aromatic Cuckoldry
  10/20/09
Link? There's no way Tucker would be dumb enough to pay for ...
cobalt partner
  10/20/09
He claims he turned down $2.5 million cash from a major stud...
flickering razzmatazz school
  10/20/09
...likely because he knew it would build buzz amongst his fa...
orange field cuckold
  10/20/09
I stand by my position. He's a washed-up douchebag, but he's...
cobalt partner
  10/20/09
I'm guessing that barely buys a good spot in a trailer park....
scarlet know-it-all double fault generalized bond
  10/20/09


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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:47 PM
Author: flickering razzmatazz school



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038366)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: Impressive Coldplay Fan

Hi Tucker.

Bragging again?

What's that? You won't see a dime of that? Oh...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038397)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Poppy bossy space volcanic crater

I feel bad for the guy. He's a total douche, but his site is one of my many boredom cure type places and I think that should earn him something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038414)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: Maroon trailer park

there are a lot of people in the world who deserve sympathy, empathy, whatever.

he isn't one of them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038422)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Poppy bossy space volcanic crater

He's made me happy at times. That's enough to gain my empathy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038441)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: Impressive Coldplay Fan

I don't feel a TINY bit bad for him. The dude is reaping what he sewed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038423)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: Poppy bossy space volcanic crater

He fucked up, sure, but I have no interest in the ongoing attacks that XO likes in this case. He's nothing great, but has entertained me. I wish he hadn't fucked himself over so horrifically.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038458)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: orange field cuckold

you need to upgrade your boredom cure places

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038449)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: Poppy bossy space volcanic crater

Seriously, any recommendations? I get bored a lot and am bad at searching for stuff.

Right now my other main go tos are failblog, fmylife, canitapthat, postsecret, textsfromlastnight, philalawyer, and probably a couple others. Mostly inane shit, but I don't expect high commedy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038465)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: Yellow 180 parlour queen of the night

*sneaks into your basement wearing a cow mask*

MATTHEW THIS IS YOUR FATHER WHY DID YOU SCRIBBLE IN THIS NOTEBOOK AND WRITE "RAEP TUNNEL" BY IT

*you rush down to your basement to take your secret diary away from "daddy"*

*I stab you with a syringe and haul you away*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038437)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Maroon trailer park

i just lol'd in the library

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038450)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: Autistic weed whacker

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038463)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: Erotic Aromatic Cuckoldry

best new shtick in a long time

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038464)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: Supple Hyperventilating Public Bath

excellent

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038487)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:59 PM
Author: Talking orchestra pit

yes!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038519)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: richard clock

D never responds to basement threads. I think he won't play.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038562)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: canary potus senate

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13040199)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Slimy insanely creepy gunner

i love this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13040914)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: Chestnut genital piercing travel guidebook

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13041010)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring keepsake machete church

aww shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13041095)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle beta kitty cat

awwww yeah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13042589)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Maroon trailer park

why are theaters still running this? are they bound by contract or something? $125/theater seems like a pitiful take

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038403)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Impressive Coldplay Fan

Dude those 10 frat boys need their fix!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038410)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: Coral apoplectic quadroon

Go post this on his message board, STAT!

...oh, wait.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038421)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: orange field cuckold

The DVD sales are going to be EFFING SWEET!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038428)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Maroon trailer park

i heard there's some serious oscar buzz surrounding the dvd release

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038439)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Coral apoplectic quadroon

best poop scene.

edit: best ADAPTED poop scene. b/c it REALLY HAPPENED IRL.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038447)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Impressive Coldplay Fan

There has been some SERIOUS buzz about best adapted screenplay. *crosses fingers*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038452)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: orange field cuckold

I heard it's going to be the first of a trilogy, just like lord of the rings

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038453)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:00 PM
Author: Talking orchestra pit

How much did Wedding Crasher make in DVD, $150 million? I bet he beats that!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038537)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:58 PM
Author: alcoholic pearly kitchen

Can someone explain why he's fucked horribly? He put out a flop. big deal?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038505)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Outnumbered Native

Yeah, the movie's in the shitter, but his book sales skyrocketed to #1 on the NYT. So all the actors, producers, etc. are getting the shaft, and he's rolling in the residual money.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038530)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:08 PM
Author: Maroon trailer park

yeah, obviously the dude isn't going poor anytime soon. but he wasn't going poor anytime soon before the movie. what's so funny about this is he had this idea that he could rise above his station in life, sell his tired image not just to a bunch of early-20s ex-frat boys willing to eat this shit with a spoon, but sell it to mainstream america. and it looks like the verdict is in. so now he's started blaming circumstances, other people, anything but the fact that it's now clear that despite this nation's predilection for sex comedies and toilet humor, tucker max is not something people want to pay to listen to.

sure, he's still #1 on the NYT nonfiction paperback list. but look what's behind him. the tipping point? when did that book even come out? i would be interested to see gross weekly sales figures. i doubt these book sales represents any serious cashflow for him.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038655)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:00 PM
Author: Impressive Coldplay Fan

Part of his shtick is being invincible and irresistible. He now has a MAJOR fail on his record. An EPIC fail which it appears has bankrupted him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038534)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:00 PM
Author: orange field cuckold

He sold out his core fanbase because he was so certain mainstream success would be easily attained. Now no one in Hollywood will finance any project of his, his fanbois feel betrayed, and at best, he's got one or (maybe) two more books he can milk out of his life. How many more times can a man in his mid-30's write about how totally fucked up (brah) he got?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038535)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: alcoholic pearly kitchen

Interesting. He had a #1 book though, no?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038573)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: orange field cuckold

I think he's sold nearly one million copies which is solid. I'm curious how much of that has already been spent given his lifestyle, though.

It's hard to feel good about the chances he'll repeat the success with his next book.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038624)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: flickering razzmatazz school

A studio didn't take it in the ass, he did since he financed it himself. $4-6 million in advertising alone, who knows how much it cost to make.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038574)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:04 PM
Author: alcoholic pearly kitchen

Where the hell did he find $4 mil?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038587)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: flickering razzmatazz school

He got some investors that got pwned horribly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038606)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: alcoholic pearly kitchen

Indeed they did.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038615)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: Talking orchestra pit

no, Darko funded it to the tune of $7-9 million

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038612)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: flickering razzmatazz school

who the fuck is darko

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038630)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:08 PM
Author: Erotic Aromatic Cuckoldry

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117986988.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038657)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: Erotic Aromatic Cuckoldry

What was the negative cost (the cost to shoot and edit the movie)?

6 million dollars.

http://www.ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/about/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038625)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: cobalt partner

Link? There's no way Tucker would be dumb enough to pay for that cinematic third trimester abortion.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038626)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:07 PM
Author: flickering razzmatazz school

He claims he turned down $2.5 million cash from a major studio.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038641)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: orange field cuckold

...likely because he knew it would build buzz amongst his fanbois and he'd never have to substantiate the claim

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038683)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:11 PM
Author: cobalt partner

I stand by my position. He's a washed-up douchebag, but he's not so stupid as to sink essentially all of his assets into that shitshow of a movie.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038692)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: scarlet know-it-all double fault generalized bond

I'm guessing that barely buys a good spot in a trailer park.

Nice job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13040930)