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180 story about President Taft

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before b...
richard clock
  12/11/09
Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for &quo...
Provocative Market Skinny Woman
  12/11/09
"Before becoming president, . . ."
Abnormal theatre
  12/11/09
this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time...
Abusive coiffed people who are hurt factory reset button
  11/11/11
think this was before he was prez
richard clock
  12/11/09
im not sure but this may have happened before he was "t...
Infuriating Digit Ratio Tank
  12/11/09
I don't think he was president yet dood
electric zippy mad cow disease native
  12/11/09
I hear that this was before he was president.
Talented tantric roast beef
  12/11/09
maybe it happened before he was president
Diverse shrine faggot firefighter
  12/11/09
The anecdote takes place before he had become President
Iridescent hell toaster
  12/11/09
I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected Preside...
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  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
avocado plaza goyim
  12/11/09
The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Ova...
arousing forum
  12/11/09
idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or po...
maize boyish parlor
  12/11/09
For some reason, this one is my favorite
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  07/12/10
i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - b...
Snowy den mexican
  12/11/09
yeah! i agree
Grizzly electric furnace giraffe
  12/11/09
would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.
Ultramarine Elite Corn Cake Rehab
  12/11/09
correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took pl...
pea-brained public bath
  12/11/09
I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected t...
Slate Titillating House
  12/11/09
That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large par...
spruce spectacular new version
  12/11/09
Because this was in Russia.
zombie-like effete nowag
  12/11/09
He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.
Galvanic library depressive
  12/11/09
There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.
bipolar aromatic brethren
  12/11/09
i think this dood has a valid point
Hyperventilating haunted graveyard
  12/11/09
Of course, we'll never really know for sure.
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  12/11/09
this happened before that nigger was fucking president you a...
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  12/11/09
I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm d...
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  12/11/09
i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, ...
Blue know-it-all address
  12/11/09
To be fair, Was he president at the time of this story? I...
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  12/11/09
fucking pumo-cock asshole
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  12/12/09
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  11/14/11
it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the p...
180 chapel filthpig
  12/12/09
Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to p...
Floppy set boistinker
  12/12/09
it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. n...
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  12/12/09
suck my cock faggot.
fuchsia shaky friendly grandma home
  01/05/10
are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United St...
Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting
  12/12/09
Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote...
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  12/12/09
I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as t...
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  12/12/09
i know, right?!
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  12/12/09
You seem dumb.
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  12/12/09
a pumo never logs into his account again. why?
Hyperventilating haunted graveyard
  12/12/09
I'm not sure.
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  12/12/09
I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet a...
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  12/12/09
...
Mildly autistic doctorate
  12/23/10
The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.
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  12/12/09
readingcomppwned
cracking arrogant brunch
  01/05/10
i have the same question.
fuchsia shaky friendly grandma home
  01/05/10
i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don...
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  01/05/10
Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn'...
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  01/05/10
Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presid...
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  01/23/10
ty
multi-colored school gaping
  09/14/10
I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at t...
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  01/23/10
philosphics. pure philosophics.
fuchsia shaky friendly grandma home
  01/23/10
Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet Pres...
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  01/23/10
i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he ...
Flatulent Razzle-dazzle Mental Disorder
  01/23/10
I don't think he was president yet.
Talented tantric roast beef
  01/24/10
Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurr...
Obsidian hall lettuce
  01/24/10
not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved
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  01/24/10
i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are...
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  01/24/10
he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wa...
Cerebral newt lodge
  02/03/10
something about prezidents.
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  02/03/10
i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at...
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  02/25/10
*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westla...
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  02/25/10
The converted coal into oil.
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  03/08/10
I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned ...
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  03/09/10
My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming pr...
Talented tantric roast beef
  04/07/10
he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even kno...
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  04/07/10
the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the...
rose gaming laptop
  05/01/10
It appears that this event predated his ascension to the ova...
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  05/01/10
in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, grante...
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  05/01/10
are you the first pumo
fuchsia shaky friendly grandma home
  05/14/10
why not?
Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting
  05/14/10
good point. this story must be fake.
Heady startled resort
  05/15/10
the problem here is that he wasn't president yet
rose gaming laptop
  05/27/10
he wasn't president yet
rose gaming laptop
  06/17/10
HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.
smoky alcoholic indirect expression piazza
  06/17/10
no man OP says that he wasn't president yet
rose gaming laptop
  06/17/10
brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier...
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  07/12/10
Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Just...
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  07/12/10
tcr
aphrodisiac frisky trailer park
  07/12/10
Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness i...
Lilac jap ladyboy
  07/12/10
no one knows
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  07/12/10
Es para mí un gran sospecha de que, en el momento de ...
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  07/17/10
THIS THREAD SUCKS
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  08/19/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk#t=12m07s
Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting
  08/20/10
lol ty
Swashbuckling Deranged Windowlicker Church
  11/11/11
it was before he was elected.
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  09/14/10
I just checked and realized that this happened before he was...
rose gaming laptop
  09/30/10
...and the President's name was Albert Einstein
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  09/30/10
I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our ...
Vengeful pit hominid
  11/25/10
President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing th...
twinkling whorehouse
  11/25/10
?
fuchsia shaky friendly grandma home
  11/25/10
this was before he was president
rose gaming laptop
  11/25/10
dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet
Big-titted Office Preventive Strike
  01/21/11
Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.
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  01/21/11
tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "...
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  09/09/11
Faggot
Disrespectful lascivious rigpig
  11/11/11
It was probably because he never understood why everything h...
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  11/11/11
this thread won't die
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  11/14/11
couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS ...
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  12/12/09
I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of ...
avocado plaza goyim
  12/12/09
WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1
Iridescent hell toaster
  12/12/09
even though he was president at the time, why didn't he thin...
Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting
  12/12/09
p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
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  02/25/10
all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat t...
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  12/11/09
Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this ...
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  12/11/09
hell yeah
Gay Patrolman
  12/11/09
You misspelled 6th grade
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  12/11/09
me too
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  12/11/09
People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no...
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  12/11/09
you seem dumb. it was included to emphasize how useless ap u...
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  12/11/09
tcr
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  12/11/09
you're just angry because I called you out on your doucheyne...
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  12/11/09
Honestly just saw, "Was the AP really necessary?" ...
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  12/11/09
Have you ever posted and NOT been a complete and total faggo...
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  12/11/09
hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FAT...
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  12/11/09
tyft
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  12/11/09
cr.
Slate Titillating House
  12/12/09
Should have just said he was the President.
Provocative Market Skinny Woman
  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
avocado plaza goyim
  12/11/09
You're a stand up dude for not editing
Iridescent hell toaster
  12/11/09
yea, ty for this gem
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  12/11/09
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  12/28/09
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  04/03/11
I feel like I'd think this was funnier if I knew the differe...
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  12/11/09
flame?
richard clock
  12/12/09
after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. ...
Cerebral newt lodge
  02/03/10
nice
glittery coldplay fan cuckoldry
  04/22/10
I love this thread.
bipolar aromatic brethren
  12/11/09
But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?
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  12/11/09
underrated post
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  12/12/09
cr
spruce spectacular new version
  12/12/09
or summoned an HHM?
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  12/12/09
criminally underrated
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  03/02/11
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Iridescent hell toaster
  12/11/09
William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief...
Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting
  12/11/09
lol. this thread took off
richard clock
  12/12/09
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
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  12/12/09
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Infuriating Digit Ratio Tank
  12/12/09
...
Infuriating Digit Ratio Tank
  12/12/09
lulz
Iridescent hell toaster
  12/12/09
I think so. It doesn't even make sense though because IRL h...
Supple green parlour hairy legs
  01/05/10
p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein
Racy scourge upon the earth
  12/12/09
dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards. also, he ...
turquoise alcoholic nursing home
  12/12/09
tbf, dood is really fat
richard clock
  12/12/09
he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs. i mean, he was...
turquoise alcoholic nursing home
  12/12/09
this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he wa...
Purple erotic degenerate becky
  12/12/09
Proof that fats gain it back.
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  01/21/11
FUCK, I want to outself now after what has transpired, I'm n...
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  12/12/09
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  12/15/09
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Soul-stirring henna location
  12/28/09
180 fucking thread
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Iridescent hell toaster
  01/05/10
after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yal...
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  01/05/10
Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because ...
wonderful kitchen
  01/05/10
"after his presidency,..."
Irradiated Bull Headed Box Office Faggotry
  01/05/10
Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!
wonderful kitchen
  01/05/10
I think this was after he was prez
Iridescent hell toaster
  01/05/10
I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered ...
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  01/05/10
Yup, just like I thought. I double checked. It was after his...
nubile duck-like ape partner
  01/05/10
180
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  02/25/10
180 ofs
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lol
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  07/02/11
180
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  01/05/10
googled "collection of asperger losers" and this t...
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  01/24/10
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Violet cowardly cumskin
  02/03/10
This is more like it
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razzmatazz range laser beams
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this thread is ridiculously overrated
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  02/03/10
erroneous
180 chapel filthpig
  02/03/10
no u
Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting
  02/03/10
there's like 1 rating you twit
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  02/03/10
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  05/01/10
this
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  11/25/10
...
Mahogany ceo dragon
  02/25/10
p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
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  02/25/10
he was rather talented
180 chapel filthpig
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tyty there was some fantastic work done in this thread
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Sadistic Legal Warrant Property
  04/26/10
holy shit how had i never seen this before 180180180
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  04/26/10
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the story was pretty good too
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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: richard clock

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before becoming president, he once visited a small town on legal business. After his meeting, he learned that the next train would not arrive for several hours, although a fast train would run through in an hour. He therefore wired the railroad superintendent to ask if the fast train would stop for a “large party.” The superintendent agreed. When Taft boarded the train, he remarked to the bewildered conductor, “You can go ahead; I am the large party."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523099)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: Provocative Market Skinny Woman

Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for "the president?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523121)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: Abnormal theatre

"Before becoming president, . . ."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523137)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:53 AM
Author: Abusive coiffed people who are hurt factory reset button

this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344932)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: richard clock

think this was before he was prez

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523138)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Infuriating Digit Ratio Tank

im not sure but this may have happened before he was "the president"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523167)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: electric zippy mad cow disease native

I don't think he was president yet dood

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523260)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Talented tantric roast beef

I hear that this was before he was president.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523261)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Diverse shrine faggot firefighter

maybe it happened before he was president

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523294)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: Iridescent hell toaster

The anecdote takes place before he had become President

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523315)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:34 PM
Author: stirring domesticated field trust fund

I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected President.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523451)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: avocado plaza goyim

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523500)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: arousing forum

The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Oval Office.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523523)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: maize boyish parlor

idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or possibly for another reason but who knows really i sure dont

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523532)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling sanctuary fortuitous meteor

For some reason, this one is my favorite

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487762)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Snowy den mexican

i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - but i believe this was before he was elected to the chief position in the executive branch of our government

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523555)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Grizzly electric furnace giraffe

yeah! i agree

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523565)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine Elite Corn Cake Rehab

would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523694)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:15 PM
Author: pea-brained public bath

correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took place prior to him becoming the commander-in-chief of these, our united states of america.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523807)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: Slate Titillating House

I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected to be President.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524265)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: spruce spectacular new version

That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large party" was not a lie. That's the point of the story.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524276)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: zombie-like effete nowag

Because this was in Russia.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524289)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: Galvanic library depressive

He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524317)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: bipolar aromatic brethren

There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524331)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating haunted graveyard

i think this dood has a valid point

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524363)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: thriller nofapping business firm

Of course, we'll never really know for sure.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524386)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:33 PM
Author: Aggressive psychic prole

this happened before that nigger was fucking president you ape

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525139)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: flushed cruise ship

I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm drawing a blank

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525183)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:45 PM
Author: Blue know-it-all address

i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, MAYBE HE WASNT FUCKING PRESIDENT AT THE TIME LIKE THE ARTICLE SAID, YOU TARD.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525247)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:46 PM
Author: Laughsome Son Of Senegal Area

To be fair,

Was he president at the time of this story? If not, that could provide the explanation.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525253)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:04 AM
Author: spruce spectacular new version

fucking pumo-cock asshole

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525429)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: Brass razzle national



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365520)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 AM
Author: 180 chapel filthpig

it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the president

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525460)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: Floppy set boistinker

Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to post ever?)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525587)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: Flatulent Razzle-dazzle Mental Disorder

it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. not sure though, may have to re-read

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525621)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: fuchsia shaky friendly grandma home

suck my cock faggot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725937)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting

are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United States had it in him to tell a Lie----just in order to catch a fast train??

why do you hate are country?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525705)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: Chrome Institution

Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528588)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: learning disabled disturbing fat ankles

I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as the president when you are not, in fact, the president. Chances are he did not have any supernatural device or unholy skill that would allow him to see into the future to see that he would one day become president. Thus, identifying himself as president would have been an outright lie. Furthermore, even if such an ability he did possess, it still would have been a lie, as a good man of Taft's stature would not so identify himself when the presidency was not yet in his grasp. Although, can one truly consider someone using such soothsaying techniques a "good man?" Perish the thought! Nay, he must have lacked such ability, leaving the consequences of falsely identifying one's self as president as the sole deterrent to the execution of your suggestion.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528606)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: canary jet-lagged abode kitty cat

i know, right?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528862)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:58 PM
Author: disgusting step-uncle's house crotch

You seem dumb.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530806)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:01 PM
Author: Hyperventilating haunted graveyard

a pumo never logs into his account again. why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530826)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:12 PM
Author: Supple green parlour hairy legs

I'm not sure.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530888)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: marvelous azure macaca state

I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet assumed the Office of President of these United States.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530895)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doctorate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16883327)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Impertinent point double fault

The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531324)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: cracking arrogant brunch

readingcomppwned

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725917)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: fuchsia shaky friendly grandma home

i have the same question.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725934)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:46 AM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse

i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don't believe that he had yet become president when I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie, "yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there...to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726870)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: nubile duck-like ape partner

Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn't the President at that point in time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726899)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Nighttime reading party senate

Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presidency.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889764)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: multi-colored school gaping

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046933)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: sapphire contagious candlestick maker

I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at the time of this occurrence? Is this not the case?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889896)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: fuchsia shaky friendly grandma home

philosphics. pure philosophics.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889929)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:57 PM
Author: Autistic rigor site

Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet President at the time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: Flatulent Razzle-dazzle Mental Disorder

i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he president? i'm not a rhodes scholar though

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890195)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Talented tantric roast beef

I don't think he was president yet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898324)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Obsidian hall lettuce

Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurring before his election to the highest public office

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898345)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Red seedy lay

not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898347)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:05 PM
Author: Bright passionate fanboi

i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are any clues that could shed some light on this question

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898356)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Cerebral newt lodge

he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wasn't actually president yet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007925)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Maroon Heaven Jewess

something about prezidents.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008012)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: 180 chapel filthpig

i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at this point no one will scroll down all the way to read this response so i won't say nothing i'm fucking going to remain silent as is my right and you can go faulk yourself officer this is a free country and i am not going to consent to your tyranny faulking dictator do you know how many died for us to be free man so N O i'm not going to cooperate and u can go faulk yourself

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236393)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: rose gaming laptop

*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westlaw for some reason*

i figured it out man. this happened before he was president



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236441)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: Mahogany ceo dragon

The converted coal into oil.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337748)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: Wine Therapy

I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned yet, isn't it possible that he wasn't yet president? If only there was a textual clue.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341753)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Talented tantric roast beef

My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming president.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640187)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: mustard bbw

he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even know he would be running, much less win the election.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640232)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: rose gaming laptop

the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the time. thus he wouldn't be able to make such a remark.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875271)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: lemon hospital

It appears that this event predated his ascension to the oval office.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875296)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Godawful Excitant Wagecucks Bawdyhouse

in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, granted, in other universes it may be the opposite. but in our universe, unless the point of the story was that he was a liar, he'd have to be president *before* being able to say that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875314)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:33 AM
Author: fuchsia shaky friendly grandma home

are you the first pumo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987768)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 5:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting

why not?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14988644)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: Heady startled resort

good point. this story must be fake.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999401)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: rose gaming laptop

the problem here is that he wasn't president yet

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097060)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: rose gaming laptop

he wasn't president yet

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271535)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: smoky alcoholic indirect expression piazza

HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271574)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: rose gaming laptop

no man OP says that he wasn't president yet

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271590)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: charcoal main people stage

brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier so that this thread doesn't make sense anymore

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487744)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brindle Private Investor

Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Justice lying about his position in the government.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487848)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac frisky trailer park

tcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: Lilac jap ladyboy

Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness in his face.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487873)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Odious claret yarmulke

no one knows

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15488064)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Carmine Curious Selfie

Es para mí un gran sospecha de que, en el momento de esta historia se produjo, Sr. Taft todavía no habían alcanzado la oficina del presidente, ni Sr. Taft en este momento ni menos ni más de un ghetto de cruceros Royal Caribbean

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535668)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: Blue know-it-all address

THIS THREAD SUCKS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831506)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk#t=12m07s

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15841907)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Deranged Windowlicker Church

lol ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344911)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: multi-colored school gaping

it was before he was elected.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046924)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 6:57 AM
Author: rose gaming laptop

I just checked and realized that this happened before he was President.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178717)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 8:08 AM
Author: Bronze gaped antidepressant drug black woman

...and the President's name was Albert Einstein

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178736)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: Vengeful pit hominid

I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our non-president, which I'm pretty sure happened sometime after BOTH before and during this happened.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643498)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: twinkling whorehouse

President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing that he had traveled back in time to a period before he was president.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643541)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: fuchsia shaky friendly grandma home

?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643551)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: rose gaming laptop

this was before he was president

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643591)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: Big-titted Office Preventive Strike

dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105142)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:59 AM
Author: Big Buck-toothed Casino Alpha

Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105175)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 8:14 AM
Author: Bateful drunken stag film cuck

tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "President Taft."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937089)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: Disrespectful lascivious rigpig

Faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344894)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: Shimmering High-end Kitty

It was probably because he never understood why everything has to be so professional and square, for lack of a better word. I am sure there are reasons for it, but I wonder what it would be like if everyone was more friendly, caring, and understanding, and focused more on comfort. For example, I remember being in the grocery store or something and I said how can the cashiers stand there all day? Why can't they just have chairs? My boyfriend said it wouldn't be professional, or something like that. I dunno...I just don't see what is so wrong with making things more comfortable.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19345058)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:46 PM
Author: Crawly twinkling uncleanness

this thread won't die

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365435)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: jet feces pistol

couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS to get a train to come pick him up?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530845)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: avocado plaza goyim

I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of Taft failed to recognize his ability to merely tell the train conductor he was the President of the United States of America.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531361)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: Iridescent hell toaster

WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531378)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting

even though he was president at the time, why didn't he think to himself, "if i weren't president, then i could lie and say i am president, and then the fast train would stop for me, but since i used to be president and i cannot tell a lie like Davy Crockett, i should tell the truth and say, 'i will never be president, so i need to catch the fastest possible train to Washington'."?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13532106)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: chestnut personal credit line

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236503)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Gay Patrolman

all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat the white house had to install a new bathtub for him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523110)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: Dead vigorous indian lodge

Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this little fact in 9th grade.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523141)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Gay Patrolman

hell yeah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523148)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx station generalized bond

You misspelled 6th grade

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523248)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating haunted graveyard

me too

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523145)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Telephone

People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no one to impress really annoy me. Just say fucking U.S. History.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523491)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: maize boyish parlor

you seem dumb. it was included to emphasize how useless ap us history is

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523504)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: Gay Patrolman

tcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523512)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Vibrant Telephone

you're just angry because I called you out on your doucheyness.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523543)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Vibrant Telephone

Honestly just saw, "Was the AP really necessary?"

Was skimming too much clearly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523563)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx station generalized bond

Have you ever posted and NOT been a complete and total faggot?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523575)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Coral police squad

hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FATT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523477)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: Pale associate principal's office

tyft

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525167)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: Slate Titillating House

cr.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528517)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Provocative Market Skinny Woman

Should have just said he was the President.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523528)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: avocado plaza goyim

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523574)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Iridescent hell toaster

You're a stand up dude for not editing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524357)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: thriller nofapping business firm

yea, ty for this gem

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524395)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: Blue know-it-all address



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525724)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:31 AM
Author: ruby violent spot



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525746)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: Slate Titillating House



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529434)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: Greedy Locale Toilet Seat



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662283)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 12:18 AM
Author: Iridescent hell toaster



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14061465)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 2:58 PM
Author: Naked Coffee Pot



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677019)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: vivacious theater stage

I feel like I'd think this was funnier if I knew the difference between a train and a fast train, and why fat doods can't ride fast trains.

Also, why didn't he just tell them he was the president?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523833)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:01 PM
Author: richard clock

flame?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529483)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Cerebral newt lodge

after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. so many questions -- so little answers!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007948)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: glittery coldplay fan cuckoldry

nice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14790431)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: bipolar aromatic brethren

I love this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524332)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: olive french chef

But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524336)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: Magenta sound barrier idiot

underrated post

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528689)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: spruce spectacular new version

cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528718)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: Glassy maniacal stain ticket booth

or summoned an HHM?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530868)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Dull Fragrant Stock Car

criminally underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337804)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: harsh meetinghouse chad



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409524)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:32 PM
Author: Iridescent hell toaster



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525126)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting

William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief Justice of Our Country. That that was after he became President but before he boarded the Train that carried him to his destiny of winning election to Our Presidency. After he won election to Our Presidency he famously coined the Phrase "carry yourself gingerly with the aid of a big stick." Or was it Charles Evans Hughes. I always get those two Gentlemen mixed up.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525223)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: richard clock

lol. this thread took off

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528935)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal juggernaut

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529512)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: Infuriating Digit Ratio Tank



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530696)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:02 PM
Author: Infuriating Digit Ratio Tank



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530838)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: Iridescent hell toaster

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530847)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:49 AM
Author: Supple green parlour hairy legs

I think so.

It doesn't even make sense though because IRL he would have just said he was the president.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726882)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:52 PM
Author: Racy scourge upon the earth

p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530729)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:07 PM
Author: turquoise alcoholic nursing home

dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards.

also, he looks kinda like wilford brimley

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oG2ffHT1kXk/SJZXXLiz-bI/AAAAAAAACC8/7JeB23w0jpE/s400/william.howard.taft.jpg



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530860)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: richard clock

tbf, dood is really fat

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530867)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: turquoise alcoholic nursing home

he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs.

i mean, he was definitely fat, but he would not have been too notable by today's standards.

http://www.apneos.com/weight.html

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530897)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Purple erotic degenerate becky

this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he was president. that's like King Kong Bundy fat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531341)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 4:03 AM
Author: House-broken hateful tanning salon roommate

Proof that fats gain it back.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105185)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Provocative Market Skinny Woman

FUCK, I want to outself now after what has transpired, I'm not a prolific contributor to the board, but certainly not an unknown original moniker. Funny thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531368)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:56 AM
Author: Blue know-it-all address



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring henna location

...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662264)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: Greedy Locale Toilet Seat

180 fucking thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662286)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: Iridescent hell toaster



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725694)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author: yellow orchestra pit dog poop

after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yale. he declined, stating 'a sofa of law would be more in line with my proportions.'

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725899)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:55 AM
Author: wonderful kitchen

Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because he wasn't done with his presidency?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725916)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: Irradiated Bull Headed Box Office Faggotry

"after his presidency,..."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725925)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: wonderful kitchen

Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725933)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 9:51 AM
Author: Iridescent hell toaster

I think this was after he was prez

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726780)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:58 AM
Author: nubile duck-like ape partner

I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered after his presidency. Hold on a sec while I check.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726914)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:59 AM
Author: nubile duck-like ape partner

Yup, just like I thought. I double checked. It was after his presidency.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726918)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Apoplectic menage liquid oxygen

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236321)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:23 AM
Author: spruce spectacular new version

180 ofs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875361)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: Violet cowardly cumskin

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403648)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 7:14 AM
Author: Abnormal theatre

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937046)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Chest-beating pungent boltzmann



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725928)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Underhanded adventurous love of her life

googled "collection of asperger losers" and this thread was the first result.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13727194)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: Iridescent hell toaster

WTF are you talking about this is the first result:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4665773_recognize-symptoms-aspergers-syndrome.html

Jeez, this thread isn't even on the first page! WTF dude!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13729386)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 10:28 PM
Author: cordovan shitlib temple

Wait a second. I myself just conducted the same google search, and this thread was not, in fact, the first result.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15833037)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author: Ungodly Corner

http://bit.ly/sAS690

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344940)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:31 PM
Author: Ungodly Corner



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: harsh meetinghouse chad

Strange, I think google indexing has changed significantly since this post was made.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409491)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting



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Date: January 24th, 2010 2:59 PM
Author: trip burgundy stead



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:03 PM
Author: Iridescent hell toaster

Nice moniker dude

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898338)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Violet cowardly cumskin



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: Obsidian hall lettuce

This is more like it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007872)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz range laser beams



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:35 PM
Author: Motley misunderstood center party of the first part

this thread is ridiculously overrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007982)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: 180 chapel filthpig

erroneous

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008032)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting

no u

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: Violet cowardly cumskin

there's like 1 rating you twit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008248)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Apoplectic menage liquid oxygen

no. its seriously awesome

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875303)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: Blue know-it-all address

this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643531)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Mahogany ceo dragon



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: chestnut personal credit line

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236497)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: 180 chapel filthpig

he was rather talented

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236515)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Sadistic Legal Warrant Property



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine karate base



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse

tyty there was some fantastic work done in this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14789558)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Sadistic Legal Warrant Property



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:59 PM
Author: stimulating medicated locus

holy shit how had i never seen this before

180180180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829812)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting

stfu and make ur contribution up there

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14830058)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: richard clock

the story was pretty good too

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875316)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: pearly adulterous garrison



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Author: Appetizing potus space



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Date: November 15th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Abnormal theatre



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:00 AM
Author: Infuriating Digit Ratio Tank



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Author: submissive university weed whacker



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Iridescent hell toaster

nice bump pumod00d

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271516)



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Date: August 29th, 2010 5:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting

i know

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Date: July 17th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: spruce spectacular new version



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: Charismatic lake school cafeteria

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Date: September 14th, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: ruby violent spot



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:02 AM
Author: cordovan shitlib temple



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:39 AM
Author: chocolate cocky dilemma

tyft

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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brindle Private Investor



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: comical peach sandwich

EPIC

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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: Dashing haunting gas station

ohhh, THIS is where that comes from...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643574)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 8:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous famous landscape painting

ah enlightenment

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881326)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Exciting Dun Half-breed

I just learned this nugget as well.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677483)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 9:12 AM
Author: Provocative Market Skinny Woman



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Date: January 19th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: Infuriating Digit Ratio Tank



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:18 PM
Author: Bateful drunken stag film cuck

Wouldn't the railroad superintendent have noticed that there were no other fat people waiting to board the fast train?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17750992)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:52 PM
Author: Narrow-minded organic girlfriend theater

Don't be a faggot

This is a 180 story

and you are a 120 poster

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751202)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 5:18 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx station generalized bond

TYF bumping a thread I didnt even realize I had read before.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751366)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:20 AM
Author: Philosopher-king

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863888)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:22 AM
Author: richard clock

man i dont think the superintendent is the same dood as the engineer

plus you gotta pull the brake well in advance to make a stop, prob couldnt make out who was on the platform

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863900)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:39 PM
Author: church building jew



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403622)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:10 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344888)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Deranged Windowlicker Church



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344914)