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A girl tells you, "I'm going to pass out. Do whatever you want"

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you'...
bronze arousing boistinker school
  12/13/09
Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these ...
aphrodisiac fuchsia boiling water
  12/13/09
At least half the girls I have been with have said something...
passionate confused mad cow disease national
  12/13/09
wow, that makes you a serial rapist
Dashing Frozen Chad
  12/13/09
How is it rape if she has consented?
heady nudist parlor stock car
  12/13/09
someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent ...
Dashing Frozen Chad
  12/13/09
Fair
heady nudist parlor stock car
  12/13/09
fair? its the fucking law
Dashing Frozen Chad
  12/13/09
Your point is a fair one.
heady nudist parlor stock car
  12/13/09
true, but as a practical matter... if intoxication preven...
Coiffed Insane Patrolman
  12/13/09
Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I thin...
saffron police squad
  12/13/09
no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score
Dashing Frozen Chad
  12/13/09
uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intox...
Dashing Frozen Chad
  12/13/09
If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talki...
passionate confused mad cow disease national
  12/13/09
well that reads like a passage out of witkin you are igno...
Dashing Frozen Chad
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: Drunkard (a drun...
Out-of-control twinkling uncleanness location
  06/10/10
A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?
lascivious pea-brained office
  09/11/10
More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin ...
Wild gaping therapy
  09/11/10
Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies ...
lascivious pea-brained office
  09/11/10
um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick ha...
appetizing walnut trailer park jap
  09/11/10
yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin
harsh gunner
  12/13/09
mushroom tapping?
Mind-boggling pink garrison
  12/13/09
take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead
harsh gunner
  12/13/09
lol
bright menage laser beams
  09/11/10
I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.
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  09/11/10
pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape
Dashing Frozen Chad
  12/13/09
If that were the case I would never get laid and every time ...
passionate confused mad cow disease national
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Drunkard (a drunk...
Out-of-control twinkling uncleanness location
  06/10/10
sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, c...
magical potus mother
  09/11/10
You're such a loser.
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  09/11/10
I pass.
haunting sanctuary
  09/11/10
I do nothing. My beta side wins out.
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  12/13/09
Anal.
Obsidian offensive useless brakes
  12/13/09
agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?
Floppy bull headed sex offender
  12/13/09
OFS Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and ...
saffron police squad
  12/13/09
Haha. Fuck that.
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  09/11/10
i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she...
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  12/13/09
is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?
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  12/13/09
I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and wor...
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  12/13/09
...
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  12/13/09
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  02/27/11
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  12/13/09
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  12/13/09
Put her hand in a bowl of warm water
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  12/13/09
Put shaving creams on her hands.
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  12/13/09
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  12/13/09
this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here
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  06/10/10
to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspie...
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"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"...
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  06/10/10
Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemma...
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  06/10/10
And then the paramedics rape her and she blames me? NEVER AG...
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  06/10/10
You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self...
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  06/10/10
When she wakes up she'll regret whatever happened, so I woul...
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  09/11/10
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  02/27/11
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  11/20/11
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  11/20/11
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  11/20/11
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  11/20/11
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  11/20/11
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  01/01/12
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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  09/11/10
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  09/11/10
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  09/11/10
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  09/11/10
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  09/11/10
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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: bronze arousing boistinker school

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you're done."

do you take her at her word?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540708)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia boiling water

Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these words.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540718)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: passionate confused mad cow disease national

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Chad

wow, that makes you a serial rapist

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541292)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: heady nudist parlor stock car

How is it rape if she has consented?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541299)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Chad

someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent legally

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541312)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: heady nudist parlor stock car

Fair

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541351)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Chad

fair? its the fucking law

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541361)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: heady nudist parlor stock car

Your point is a fair one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541404)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: Coiffed Insane Patrolman

true, but as a practical matter...

if intoxication prevents you from being able to consent, should it equally prevent you from being able to for intent?

if not, what's the relevant distinction between the two mental states?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541380)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: saffron police squad

Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I think you can be charged equally. What a laughable fucking law.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541397)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Chad

no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541432)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Chad

uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intoxication wouldnt be a defense

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541427)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: passionate confused mad cow disease national

If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talking about first time random hook ups. I think there is an understanding that if you are dating or at least fucking someone for a while that if she passes out you get a free pass to fuck her within reason or at least that is my experience..



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541489)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Chad

well that reads like a passage out of witkin

you are ignorant of the law and are a rapist. you disgust me. im done with you and this thread now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541601)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control twinkling uncleanness location

Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(A girl tells you, "I'm going to pass out. Do whatever you want")

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214302)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:51 AM
Author: lascivious pea-brained office

A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016311)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: Wild gaping therapy

More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin is making up tall tales about having sex with women, why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018327)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: lascivious pea-brained office

Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies getting into a legal discussion are morons. Yes, much of the time people have sex is legally rape because the laws are dumb. So what?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018624)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: appetizing walnut trailer park jap

um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick hamm. HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018220)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: harsh gunner

yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540724)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pink garrison

mushroom tapping?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541281)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: harsh gunner

take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:53 AM
Author: bright menage laser beams

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016123)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: Amethyst well-lubricated whorehouse

I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016164)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Chad

pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541287)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: passionate confused mad cow disease national

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:57 PM
Author: Out-of-control twinkling uncleanness location

Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(A girl tells you, "I'm going to pass out. Do whatever you want")



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214312)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:50 AM
Author: magical potus mother

sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, cool guy?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 12:09 PM
Author: splenetic transparent idiot

You're such a loser.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016946)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: haunting sanctuary

I pass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018216)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: Soggy macaca meetinghouse

I do nothing. My beta side wins out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540731)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: Obsidian offensive useless brakes

Anal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541271)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Floppy bull headed sex offender

agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541306)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: saffron police squad

OFS

Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and leave her naked, alone, and creampied in the asshole in the morning. That will be fun to deal with.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541323)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: Amethyst well-lubricated whorehouse

Haha. Fuck that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016170)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz national security agency

i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she always said yes, but obv i could only do whatever she had previously allowed (no anal)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541555)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: Chocolate nubile partner

is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541562)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: passionate confused mad cow disease national

I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and work near passed out. There is a level of trust if you are seeing or fucking somone. It is not like someone is going to live out their nullo fantasy while you are passed out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541609)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: Ruddy vivacious really tough guy site



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405972)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz national security agency

yea it could be

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541669)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: judgmental trump supporter

if she's still warm

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387007)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Garnet bossy water buffalo persian

Paint penis on her face and upload pic to facebook

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541606)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:17 PM
Author: Garnet bossy water buffalo persian

Paint sharingans on her arm and upload pics to narutoforums

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541647)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Garnet bossy water buffalo persian

Put her hand in a bowl of warm water

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541653)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Garnet bossy water buffalo persian

Put shaving creams on her hands.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541658)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: Dark Big-titted Messiness

1. Violent anal

2. Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers. Immediately prior to climax I rap my stick lightly against her bottom row of teeth, through her agape mouth, with a segment from my beef rod resting on her lower lip, my gland touching her tonsils, and my thumb's knuckle touching her nostrils.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541686)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:19 AM
Author: Dun big main people senate

this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207551)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:23 AM
Author: Bisexual brass center

to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspieness of it is amazing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207567)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:28 AM
Author: Dun big main people senate

"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"

also, the precision of the "thumb's knuckle" on her nostrils

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207582)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:25 AM
Author: Exhilarant Generalized Bond

Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemmas.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207575)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 4:49 AM
Author: Garnet bossy water buffalo persian

And then the paramedics rape her and she blames me? NEVER AGAIN.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207825)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:48 AM
Author: Pearl chapel knife

You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self is draped over the arm of your couch awkwardly, then you summon your xoxohth friends and have them watch as you, having just come from your bathroom, shake the last dribbles of urine from the tip of your penis into her agape mouth.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207651)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:59 AM
Author: diverse degenerate gas station

When she wakes up she'll regret whatever happened, so I would leave her there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207692)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:18 AM
Author: Stimulating aqua institution travel guidebook

Whatever I want? OFS, check this out.

First thing I do is I set up a chessboard. She's black, one minute blitz game, no bonus time. Knight to B3, Black forfeits, I win. Gain three points on my FIDE ranking.

OFS

Then I buy a dromedary, go riding through the Arabian desert, swinging a perfect cutlass of luminous steel, sweep everything before me. Drink a nice cold glass of lemonade.

OFS

Then I get a giant howitzer, go riding through the African safari blasting away at antelopes and elephants and lions and waterfalls, landing mortars left and right as the natives look in awe upon their Thunder God.

OFS

Then I go to Wal-Mart, buy up all the Lego sets on her credit card, build them all together in one connecting supersite and enter the concept design in Architectural Digest magazine with a thoughtful three-paragraph essay on trends in postmodern design.

OFS

Then I sit down and craft my majestic novel of heartbreak, desolation, loss, and powerful redemption, playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets.

OFS

Then I play in the NBA finals, run the ball down to half-court with one second on the clock, launch the ball into space so that it barely misses geosynchronous orbit before returning to the earth as a pile of solemn ashes drifting into the net, which coalesce to form the most beautiful shot in human history.

OFS

Then I poast it all on xoxo and you jackalopes say I should've raped her, but I'm like bitch wasn't even that attractive, I like to cum on their face, that's my thing.

OFS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207872)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:43 AM
Author: hairraiser carnelian friendly grandma

nmultiple 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207885)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:19 AM
Author: Laughsome mediation jewess

I nearly spat my coffee laughing at this, OFS.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207905)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:24 AM
Author: boyish dead hospital goyim

this isnt funny at all, the two poaster above are faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207907)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:51 AM
Author: hilarious self-centered box office halford

u mad

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207919)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:12 AM
Author: Ivory impertinent field factory reset button

excellent moniker

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208132)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:31 AM
Author: cowardly crimson faggot firefighter

Actually it's pretty damn funny, and earns multiple 180s for the creative and original aspects of it alone. FIDE? Dromedary? That's gold.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208201)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 8:41 AM
Author: Charismatic round eye brunch

i like it, i like it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207986)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:17 AM
Author: mahogany duck-like range

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208021)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: samoth

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208062)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: self-absorbed puppy

168

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208127)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:20 AM
Author: Obsidian offensive useless brakes

Maybe my favorite poast of all time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208155)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: appetizing walnut trailer park jap



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:52 AM
Author: 180 business firm

Yeah, you gotta think big

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208271)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: startling immigrant legend

Excellent.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208384)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: Obsidian offensive useless brakes



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214056)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Bonkers Stage Milk

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214067)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Histrionic onyx parlour

176

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214274)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: mischievous stubborn piazza ceo

stupid post

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016010)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: Clear station personal credit line

thanks buddy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016035)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:41 AM
Author: Scarlet Razzle School Cafeteria

original, friend

"playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets."

I would love a link to an exemplary tune, if you could

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016085)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: Startled ebony stage turdskin

180 180's

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018146)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house

Still among my favorite poasts of all time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018187)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: alcoholic bawdyhouse telephone

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018213)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: Chocolate nubile partner

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018262)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Sandwich

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018486)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:27 PM
Author: azure forum

this isn't funny

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018699)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:50 PM
Author: snowy temple

I will probably never get over this post.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17386966)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:25 PM
Author: Thirsty bearded pistol

that's because it's a fucking amazing post ape

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111106)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed becky



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111137)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: hairraiser carnelian friendly grandma

lol keep responding to cgtp months after she retired from this board, faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111727)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 11:43 AM
Author: Thirsty bearded pistol

okay

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405533)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:27 PM
Author: Poppy ladyboy hell

lmao

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111114)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: Disrespectful Hall Legal Warrant

meh, 158 post

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111133)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Orange pisswyrm gay wizard

tyft

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111712)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Drab Shrine International Law Enforcement Agency

gets better and better

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111771)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal roast beef

this is an incredible poast, but it would have been even better had the last sentence been omitted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405825)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Thirsty bearded pistol

You don't like the "that's my thing" meme?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405834)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal roast beef

i'm in favor of it, but it's the rest of the sentence that i take issue with. no need to explain the joke; better to leave us with a list of creative and surreal shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405858)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: Thirsty bearded pistol

Well I'm not going to ruin it with a lengthy disquisition on whether or not it's good, I'll merely disagree. This might be my favorite non-twist/mcbeef/MDP/other canonical monikers poast on XO.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405876)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal roast beef

fair. it was a really minor quibble in any case.

now stop beating around the bush and fuck my ass brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405884)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:23 PM
Author: Canary spectacular striped hyena death wish



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:49 PM
Author: Anal violet windowlicker

164

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405995)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: Thirsty bearded pistol



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19683721)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling hominid

wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684874)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:21 AM
Author: Histrionic onyx parlour

She is a cop.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207875)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:06 AM
Author: henna low-t area

Future inmates ITT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207903)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:23 AM
Author: boyish dead hospital goyim

terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake. i award you all ZERO points.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207906)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:08 AM
Author: Buff Dog Poop Locus

"terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake."

WTF? This is all xoxo is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208013)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: samoth

you must be new here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208065)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Mildly autistic lettuce

i was on board until you started spouting message board lingo like a 17 year old girl.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208119)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house

enjoy your failbrownie faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018190)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed puppy

titcp

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018226)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:21 AM
Author: Obsidian offensive useless brakes

Don't look now, but I suspect you may be a faggot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208160)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: Ocher psychic sound barrier

titcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208374)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: brindle idea he suggested crotch

Carla?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684817)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:42 AM
Author: Scarlet Razzle School Cafeteria

i am very horny but very depressed. i wish i could find a girls who would say such things to me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016094)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: nofapping karate

ITT: Rapists

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018130)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: Opaque Very Tactful Candlestick Maker

ty for the original and insightful comment

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018144)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: hateful theater stage

i was going to come here and say i'd expect this to be normal in relationships. i mean who cares?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387049)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: Sickened titillating juggernaut half-breed



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387687)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: Ruddy vivacious really tough guy site



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:39 PM
Author: Excitant orchid alpha

put a ring on her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405935)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Clear station personal credit line

lol some girl said this to me once! i jerked off next to her ofs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684839)