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I'm your GIRLFRIEND. And I'm MAD.

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Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
it's not what it looks like
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
honey, honey. please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; ...
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide ...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. lo...
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
lol, provo?
Big-titted white stain
  12/17/09
weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat o...
talented translucent theater dragon
  12/17/09
you're right. i'm sorry.
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't car...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
*texts audrey back*
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.
twisted office antidepressant drug
  12/17/09
...
Galvanic range jewess
  11/05/10
i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb."...
supple maroon field
  09/05/11
Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout...
salmon excitant site alpha
  09/06/11
what did I do???
dull sweet tailpipe fanboi
  12/17/09
Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, an...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!
dull sweet tailpipe fanboi
  12/17/09
You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's ju...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
*shrugs* *goes back to playing MW2*
dull sweet tailpipe fanboi
  12/17/09
*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears* *stomps out ...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
lulz
Comical unhinged potus factory reset button
  03/12/10
Wasn't me.
bat shit crazy crystalline piazza candlestick maker
  12/17/09
Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best frie...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
Just settle down, settle down, settle down! I'll give you...
bat shit crazy crystalline piazza candlestick maker
  12/17/09
I do!!! *squeals*
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
180
yellow school cafeteria yarmulke
  12/17/09
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confused insecure stead
  11/05/10
180
know-it-all hall clown
  11/05/10
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salmon excitant site alpha
  09/06/11
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salmon excitant site alpha
  09/06/11
*slaps you in the face* Shut up bitch. I told you I don't w...
Cordovan Deer Antler
  12/17/09
*casts eyes downward* *a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my f...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
See, we're both happier when you know your place.
Cordovan Deer Antler
  12/17/09
*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
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lurid anal narrative
  07/03/11
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swashbuckling bearded jew corner
  07/03/11
u suck mah cock boy
iridescent prole
  12/17/09
180 thread
jade greedy depressive public bath
  12/17/09
Don't be mad, baby *starts erotically massaging your shou...
Cocky church building toilet seat
  12/17/09
I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?
talented translucent theater dragon
  12/17/09
I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE a...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
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Bipolar Thirsty Telephone Digit Ratio
  12/08/10
What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ag...
Cocky church building toilet seat
  12/17/09
Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that ...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for ...
talented translucent theater dragon
  12/17/09
Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the b...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't gra...
talented translucent theater dragon
  12/17/09
*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going...
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?
Saffron exciting area
  11/05/10
She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fau...
Galvanic range jewess
  11/05/10
lol true
Galvanic range jewess
  01/12/11
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swashbuckling bearded jew corner
  07/03/11
That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.
Elite Mediation Point
  12/17/09
all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always...
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who wou...
talented translucent theater dragon
  12/17/09
nah men only cheat when their gfs say no
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably ab...
talented translucent theater dragon
  12/17/09
getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move...
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.
know-it-all hall clown
  11/05/10
holy shit askav you need better gfs
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
lol you ain't lyin'.
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
t,oc,itcr
Orchid Gaping Psychic
  12/17/09
lol
crimson crackhouse
  01/12/11
LOL
Galvanic range jewess
  01/12/11
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aquamarine stage hunting ground
  01/12/11
true lulz
Appetizing Bright Brethren School
  01/12/11
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know-it-all hall clown
  01/12/11
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plum slimy mental disorder
  01/12/11
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plum slimy mental disorder
  09/06/11
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Razzle-dazzle Locus Wagecucks
  01/02/12
*commits to a life of celibacy*
talented translucent theater dragon
  12/17/09
*raeps you*
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
*pwns you by having installed rapex*
talented translucent theater dragon
  12/17/09
PWN PWN PWN
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
*was raeping your butt*
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*
talented translucent theater dragon
  12/17/09
dood, it's like a tampon, so it only stays in place with you...
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device....
talented translucent theater dragon
  12/17/09
*cums in your ass*
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
my gf would never pull this shit
High-end love of her life headpube
  12/17/09
I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
lol, as if i need prodding
High-end love of her life headpube
  12/17/09
girls that do shit like this are not really people
Cordovan Deer Antler
  12/17/09
they're usually good for make-up sex
cerebral preventive strike
  12/17/09
Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.
Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
posting in an epic thread
copper narrow-minded lodge ratface
  12/17/09
Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to part...
Doobsian set
  12/17/09
babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?
Carmine exhilarant blood rage base
  12/17/09
The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.
multi-colored location
  12/17/09
That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conv...
Doobsian set
  12/17/09
:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone ...
out-of-control sound barrier circlehead
  03/12/10
LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.
Rebellious Stirring Resort
  11/05/10
lolol
Galvanic range jewess
  11/05/10
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Doobsian set
  09/05/11
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Bateful swollen black woman
  12/17/09
Why? *polishes husband of the year trophey*
peach cracking ticket booth selfie
  12/17/09
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Bateful swollen black woman
  12/18/09
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Bateful swollen black woman
  01/02/10
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Bateful swollen black woman
  03/12/10
sexual jealously wastes too much of your energy. free the &l...
ivory self-centered casino background story
  03/12/10
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Bateful swollen black woman
  04/09/10
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titillating nibblets
  04/15/10
this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)
drab immigrant
  04/15/10
still a 180 thread, really
drab immigrant
  11/05/10
fuck.
drab immigrant
  12/08/10
lolololol
drab immigrant
  07/29/11
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lurid anal narrative
  07/29/11
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copper narrow-minded lodge ratface
  05/10/10
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lurid anal narrative
  07/09/10
This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.
Trip house travel guidebook
  07/09/10
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Galvanic range jewess
  11/05/10
Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other gu...
aromatic disturbing stock car
  11/05/10
HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.
Obsidian Idiotic Shrine Kitty
  11/05/10
I miss my girlfriend. :( She is nice. :)
peach cracking ticket booth selfie
  11/05/10
holy fucking jesus this is EERIE
Medicated Wrinkle Patrolman
  11/05/10
180 thread.
know-it-all hall clown
  11/05/10
This is good work
provocative center national security agency
  11/05/10
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copper narrow-minded lodge ratface
  11/05/10
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ivory self-centered casino background story
  12/08/10
Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.
Galvanic range jewess
  01/12/11
i love this thread
Appetizing Bright Brethren School
  01/12/11
ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it tho...
Galvanic range jewess
  01/12/11
i feel ya
Appetizing Bright Brethren School
  01/12/11
Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! C...
Galvanic range jewess
  01/12/11
lol ty
aquamarine stage hunting ground
  01/12/11
tyft
Aphrodisiac gas station idea he suggested
  01/12/11
is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex ...
aquamarine stage hunting ground
  01/12/11
no
Galvanic range jewess
  01/12/11
i can think of very real examples of that
Aphrodisiac gas station idea he suggested
  01/12/11
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Chocolate geriatric principal's office
  01/12/11
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swashbuckling bearded jew corner
  06/04/11
Fuck you. Imma go play xbox downstairs.
contagious rose institution karate
  07/03/11
man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7...
fiercely-loyal senate
  07/03/11
you know what to do brother
180 indirect expression
  07/03/11
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swashbuckling bearded jew corner
  07/29/11
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swashbuckling bearded jew corner
  09/02/11
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stimulating coffee pot home
  09/05/11
lol sometimes but then i just love her MOAR
French Mauve Locale
  09/05/11
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plum slimy mental disorder
  09/06/11
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salmon excitant site alpha
  09/06/11
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180 indirect expression
  11/15/11
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mint brunch
  11/15/11
god what a great poaster
swashbuckling bearded jew corner
  11/15/11
...
lurid anal narrative
  01/02/12
can we please talk about how awesome this thread is
aquamarine stage hunting ground
  01/12/12


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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578614)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

it's not what it looks like

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578616)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you get a text from your ex, and it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you go to the BATHROOM to respond and you LOCK THE DOOR even though I SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU TO LET ME IN? IF YOU WERE USING THE RESTROOM, WOULDN'T I HAVE SMELLED IT WHEN I CAME IN?!?!?!?!

And then you don't SHOW ME the text and say that I'm being INSANE and PARANOID? LIKE THAT'S NOT HURTFUL TO ME?! YOU *KNOW* MY DAD USED TO SAY THAT!! GOD I FUCKING *HATE* YOU!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578627)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

honey, honey.

please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; i can see that you're upset.

i was texting a friend about what to get you for christmas. i didn't want to show you cuz then you'd know what i was thinking of getting you. i didn't mean to act so suspicious. i just didn't want to ruin the surprise. can you forgive me?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578652)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide the word with your thumb. If you actually care about my feelings, AT ALL, you will SHOW me ALL of the texts you sent this person and you can just hide anything that relates to Christmas with your thumb.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. look at whatever you want.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578691)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a fuck about your STUPID FANTASY FOOTBALL TRADES OKAY! What good is this if you didn't KEEP the texts? And I'm not supposed to be SUSPICIOUS? *REALLY*? Okay, so you wouldn't be suspicious if *I* deleted all of *my* texts when you ask for them, right? No, and it's not like you've EVER done that either, it's not like you asked to see *MY* texts from when my ex was visiting that weekend you were gone to Provo on your stupid "RETREAT" with AUDREY SLUT'S-HER-FACE! Oh, yeah, THAT is TOTALLY justified, but THIS is. And don't even TRY to say it's because you found his t-shirt here, YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT T-SHIRT AND I'VE ALWAYS KEPT IT! This is the *same, thing,* okay?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578730)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Big-titted white stain

lol, provo?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578737)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: talented translucent theater dragon

weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat of faith!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578770)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

you're right. i'm sorry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't care about me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578762)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

*texts audrey back*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578765)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:56 PM
Author: twisted office antidepressant drug

oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579428)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: Galvanic range jewess



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477167)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:11 PM
Author: supple maroon field

i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb." This shit was great

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911875)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: salmon excitant site alpha

Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout) regularly confesses to doing abhorrent things on this forum. She's posted about how she shoplifted hundreds of dollars of items for no reason, lies to men about being pregnant to get the abortion money, and lies to her family about being pregnant for attention. I don't think potential employers or schools should consider her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917703)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: dull sweet tailpipe fanboi

what did I do???

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, anyway. I'm just being stupid, right? "Oh, Cynthia's being ridiculous again guys, let me go try to calm her down! She's such a stupid bitch!" Right? Well PLEASE, by ALL MEANS, don't let me KEEP you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578643)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: dull sweet tailpipe fanboi

JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578650)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's just what you didn't do. I'm over it, I guess. It's no big deal. I'm stupid for expecting anything.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578672)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: dull sweet tailpipe fanboi

*shrugs*

*goes back to playing MW2*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578686)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears*

*stomps out of room into bathroom, locks door*

*sobs weakly*

*texts picture of my tits to guy who flirted with me at a bar*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578698)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: Comical unhinged potus factory reset button

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14367826)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy crystalline piazza candlestick maker

Wasn't me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578629)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best friend* TELLS ME EXPLICITLY that she saw you talking to another girl in your class and "smiling like you knew her," I am just supposed to assume that that wasn't you? Okay, great. So you're calling my friend a liar. I'm SO GLAD to know how you feel about my friends.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: bat shit crazy crystalline piazza candlestick maker

Just settle down, settle down, settle down!

I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills

Give you anything you want

Hundred-dollar bills

I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see

Just marry me marry me marry me!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578688)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

I do!!! *squeals*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578742)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: yellow school cafeteria yarmulke

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579458)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: confused insecure stead



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477580)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: know-it-all hall clown

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477618)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: salmon excitant site alpha

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917705)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: salmon excitant site alpha

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Cordovan Deer Antler

*slaps you in the face*

Shut up bitch. I told you I don't want to hear it. Now clean this fucking house.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578651)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

*casts eyes downward*

*a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my face*

*turns and walks to linen closet*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578678)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: Cordovan Deer Antler

See, we're both happier when you know your place.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578719)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578776)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411836)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling bearded jew corner



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411906)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: iridescent prole

u suck mah cock boy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578681)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: jade greedy depressive public bath

180 thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578693)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Cocky church building toilet seat

Don't be mad, baby

*starts erotically massaging your shoulders*

*lands little kisses on the back of your neck*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578738)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578746)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: talented translucent theater dragon

What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578804)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE about my period, but you want to eat me out during? Like I could even FEEL GOOD during that, when ALL I'm thinking about is how DISGUSTING you must think I am? Do you have any idea what it's like to BLEED down there? And I'm supposed to let you TOUCH me when I'm like that? WITH YOUR *TONGUE*?! God what is WRONG with you! Do you do that with OTHER girls?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578822)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:48 PM
Author: Bipolar Thirsty Telephone Digit Ratio



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762713)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Cocky church building toilet seat

What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ago...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578824)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that *SUSAN* was on her period and that I thought it was WEIRD that she was on her period because we ALWAYS have our periods at the SAME TIME and I *didn't* have my period at that time and I was EVEN on the *white* pills on my birth control and it still wasn't COMING and I said that I was SCARED that I might be PREGNANT but APPARENTLY you don't listen when I talk, is that it?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578837)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: talented translucent theater dragon

I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for rootin' for a team like that...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578855)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the bus a man grabbed my ass and I didn't pull away.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578865)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: talented translucent theater dragon

Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't grabbed my ass since high school football (no homo)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578882)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578890)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Saffron exciting area

MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477978)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: Galvanic range jewess

She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fault.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477992)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: Galvanic range jewess

lol true

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling bearded jew corner



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411925)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Elite Mediation Point

That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578791)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always says yes to sex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: talented translucent theater dragon

and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who would hide it best?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578813)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

nah men only cheat when their gfs say no

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578823)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: talented translucent theater dragon

i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably about wanting to break free of the relationshipal chains and to experience the hunt, to pwn strange or something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578842)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578857)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:23 PM
Author: know-it-all hall clown

This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

holy shit askav you need better gfs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578832)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

lol you ain't lyin'.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578848)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Orchid Gaping Psychic

t,oc,itcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578929)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:00 PM
Author: crimson crackhouse

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036901)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: Galvanic range jewess

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036907)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: aquamarine stage hunting ground



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036913)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Bright Brethren School

true lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036915)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: know-it-all hall clown



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036948)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:49 PM
Author: plum slimy mental disorder



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037293)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:25 AM
Author: plum slimy mental disorder



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917692)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locus Wagecucks



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19689577)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: talented translucent theater dragon

*commits to a life of celibacy*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578899)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

*raeps you*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578900)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: talented translucent theater dragon

*pwns you by having installed rapex*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578908)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

PWN PWN PWN

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578910)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

*was raeping your butt*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: talented translucent theater dragon

*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578918)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

dood, it's like a tampon, so it only stays in place with your vaginal muscles. in your ass, it would just go further up your rectum into your bowels.

*gleefully fucks your ass*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578939)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: talented translucent theater dragon

you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device.

*reports you to the fbi*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578951)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

*cums in your ass*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578953)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: High-end love of her life headpube

my gf would never pull this shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578921)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578930)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: High-end love of her life headpube

lol, as if i need prodding

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: Cordovan Deer Antler

girls that do shit like this are not really people

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578937)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

they're usually good for make-up sex

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578943)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman

Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578981)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: copper narrow-minded lodge ratface

posting in an epic thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: Doobsian set

Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to participate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579464)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:15 PM
Author: Carmine exhilarant blood rage base

babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579526)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:17 PM
Author: multi-colored location

The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579530)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:25 PM
Author: Doobsian set

That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conversation almost verbatim. Fun times.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579570)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 7:21 AM
Author: out-of-control sound barrier circlehead

:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone to cheat on her with. Sometimes I dress up and tell her I'm going out with some friends and then just go grocery shopping and study in the parking lot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368976)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: Rebellious Stirring Resort

LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477229)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Galvanic range jewess

lolol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477643)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:21 PM
Author: Doobsian set



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911917)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:36 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13583227)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:40 PM
Author: peach cracking ticket booth selfie

Why?

*polishes husband of the year trophey*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13583258)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:50 AM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13585924)



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Date: January 2nd, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:28 AM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14367800)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: ivory self-centered casino background story

sexual jealously wastes too much of your energy. free the <3

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368089)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: Bateful swollen black woman



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Date: April 15th, 2010 4:54 PM
Author: titillating nibblets



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14721166)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: drab immigrant

this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14722023)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: drab immigrant

still a 180 thread, really

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477160)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: drab immigrant

fuck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762779)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: drab immigrant

lolololol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18639706)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18639863)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 10:18 PM
Author: copper narrow-minded lodge ratface



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14958925)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#15457517)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Trip house travel guidebook

This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#15457533)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: Galvanic range jewess



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477143)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:24 PM
Author: aromatic disturbing stock car

Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other guys there?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477243)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Obsidian Idiotic Shrine Kitty

HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477572)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: peach cracking ticket booth selfie

I miss my girlfriend. :(

She is nice. :)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477590)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Medicated Wrinkle Patrolman

holy fucking jesus this is EERIE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477608)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: know-it-all hall clown

180 thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477638)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: provocative center national security agency

This is good work

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477981)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: copper narrow-minded lodge ratface



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: ivory self-centered casino background story



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762718)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: Galvanic range jewess

Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036857)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:56 PM
Author: Appetizing Bright Brethren School

i love this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036865)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:57 PM
Author: Galvanic range jewess

ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036874)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Bright Brethren School

i feel ya

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036880)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:03 PM
Author: Galvanic range jewess

Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! Current gf shtick, when it sucks, sucks for different reasons.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036923)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: aquamarine stage hunting ground

lol ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036905)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gas station idea he suggested

tyft

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036938)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: aquamarine stage hunting ground

is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex who's stomping her foot on the word "MAD"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036931)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:28 PM
Author: Galvanic range jewess

no

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037115)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gas station idea he suggested

i can think of very real examples of that

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037213)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:48 PM
Author: Chocolate geriatric principal's office



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Date: June 4th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling bearded jew corner



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:17 PM
Author: contagious rose institution karate

Fuck you. Imma go play xbox downstairs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411866)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal senate

man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7 times now, and wants to talk and talk and talk about how little i care for her and how thoughtless i am.

ATD? wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411894)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: 180 indirect expression

you know what to do brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411919)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling bearded jew corner



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 2:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling bearded jew corner



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Date: September 5th, 2011 3:58 PM
Author: stimulating coffee pot home



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:09 PM
Author: French Mauve Locale

lol sometimes but then i just love her MOAR

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911871)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:23 AM
Author: plum slimy mental disorder



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: salmon excitant site alpha

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917702)



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: 180 indirect expression



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:31 PM
Author: mint brunch



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling bearded jew corner

god what a great poaster

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19375413)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 12:17 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



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Date: January 12th, 2012 11:54 PM
Author: aquamarine stage hunting ground

can we please talk about how awesome this thread is

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19771755)