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BAM! You must become a serial killer. Who do you target?
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:30 PM Author: Misunderstood topaz state This mandate comes from God, who we will assume is real for the purposes of this hypo. You must kill or legitimately attempt to kill one person every 6 months, at minimum. If you choose to kill more, you will get brownie points with the Big Guy. You will not have to worry about money. Your bank account is magically credited $50K every 6 months in perpetuity, which neither the IRS nor anyone else will have visibility on.
If you do not accept this mission your family and friends will insta-die.
Since you are probably not a bad person, do you use this mandate as an opportunity to kill people you view to be socially destructive?
Who do you target?
What method do you use?
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:47 PM Author: Blue piazza liquid oxygen biglaw partners at mass layoff/no offer firms (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644286) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:49 PM Author: Misunderstood topaz state method?
withholding the LSAT score until i can get more details
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:15 PM Author: Blue piazza liquid oxygen i'd start with the OMPs at the firms/offices with the largest layoffs/no offers. i'd also consider why they were laying off/no offering so many people. the most incompetent/greedy would go first. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644419) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:47 PM Author: Misunderstood topaz state that is your selection method, but what about method of killing? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644883) |
Date: December 25th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: orange maniacal parlour hissy fit i'd target xoxo posters. machine gun. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644214) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:34 PM Author: Misunderstood topaz state 123 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644228) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: bipolar alcoholic electric furnace Target: Everyone. Method: Inaction. |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:33 PM Author: Misunderstood topaz state hypo changed. consequence of inaction is that only your family and friends will die. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644221) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:34 PM Author: bipolar alcoholic electric furnace Same method. God needs to learn he can't fuck with me like that. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644229) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: Misunderstood topaz state 124 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644230) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: bipolar alcoholic electric furnace If you let God push you around, it never stops. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644231) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:37 PM Author: Misunderstood topaz state That's a pretty cool mission from God, IMO. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644236) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:36 PM Author: khaki nubile deer antler Target: Muslims
Method: Israeli Hellfire Missiles |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:37 PM Author: Misunderstood topaz state 126 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644235) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:43 PM Author: Misunderstood topaz state (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644263) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:46 PM Author: orange maniacal parlour hissy fit people who don't know the difference between "who" and "whom" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644282) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:47 PM Author: Misunderstood topaz state 121 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644287) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:53 PM Author: orange maniacal parlour hissy fit stupid faggot. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644311) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:55 PM Author: Misunderstood topaz state loser (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644324) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:02 PM Author: grizzly embarrassed to the bone chad regret Target: Ashton Kutcher Method: Vagina dentata surgically implanted into whoever he is fucking (Demi Moore?). |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:05 PM Author: Motley gaming laptop The homeless.
Shotgun blasts to the face. |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:07 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Ladyboy Fat chicks Method: poison doughnuts |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:16 PM Author: grizzly embarrassed to the bone chad regret Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! [cackles evilly, then stops abruptly] There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers? Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder. Burns: Damn their oily hides! |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:47 PM Author: orange maniacal parlour hissy fit the OP, a huge fucking faggot. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644884) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:48 PM Author: white irradiated hunting ground step-uncle's house Anyone darker than my pair of khaki's.
sniper kills |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:49 PM Author: Spectacular pocket flask whorehouse bodybuilders or pro football players. Even if I kill a shit ton in super gross ways, people will have to give me props. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644893) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:49 PM Author: low-t self-absorbed bawdyhouse wrinkle Women who refuse to have sex with me. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644894) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:52 PM Author: swashbuckling navy national thats not very original (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645110) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:51 PM Author: Crusty sapphire field puppy cops...finding dickwad abusive cops, shooting them in teh face in their driveways (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644901) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:49 PM Author: Anal Hairraiser People Who Are Hurt Child and animal abusers. Kill them with a sniper rifle from a distance. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645094) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: nighttime dragon cuckoldry Killing complete strangers is the only credited answer. This is your only hope for not getting caught. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645100) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: Curious university Are we any good at this? If we go after heads of state, etc. to change history, does that mean automatic failure and pwnage? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645102) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: swashbuckling navy national whom do you target (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645104) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:52 PM Author: low-t self-absorbed bawdyhouse wrinkle faggot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645106) |