Date: March 8th, 2005 11:01 AM Author: aquamarine death wish
Two bisexual men in Costa Rica once invited me to be in a threesome with them. I fooled around with them, but I couldn't go through with the intercourse part. But they did both go oral on me.
Date: April 8th, 2005 4:15 PM Author: aquamarine death wish
There was that thing with herr teacher and the ring after, and the confrontation with her father about her mother and then Shelley, and all sorts of crap. The death was around the middle of the movie. The ending was when the boys' mother gave her the ring, I think. I don't remember exactly, but the singing asn't the ending.
Date: April 9th, 2005 6:06 PM Author: aquamarine death wish
I think it only works if the poster in question ever says something even remotely interesting. In the whole time I've been on xoxo, the first failed thread is the one dedicated to you.
Well, I'll keep trying. Maybe people will catch on to you, though I doubt it.
Date: April 11th, 2005 5:04 PM Author: aquamarine death wish
I was releasing information that was contrary the information that I released as aurasham. I chose the moniker "DoctorSwishy" as an homage to "doctor tushy." Doctor Swishy was a nineteen year old male who picked up a girl at a Model UN conference; she then proceeded to fuck his roommate while he was getting her a mocha frappucino at Starbucks. However, for convenience, the two accounts are in the process of being merged - both monikers will reflect identical data, borrowing an equal number of characteristics from both the original DoctorSwishy and the original aurasham. They are both Jewish, like the original plucot; I sign in as plucot when I want to talk trash. (However people are telling me plucot was not Jewish, so I may amend this)
Date: April 16th, 2005 7:48 PM Author: kink-friendly love of her life sneaky criminal
When she used the term, "shouldn't," she is indicating that she is expressing her opinion on the matter. Thus, she is saying she doesn't BELIEVE she should have to defend her taste in movie. In addition, by responding to someone judging her tastes in movies, she is passing the blame to the person criticizing her. If she really believed that she shoudn't defend herself, rather than that other people shouldn't criticize her taste, then she wouldn't have responded at all. Therefore, given the surrounding circumstances, she doesn't believe people should criticize her taste in movies, yet she is disappointed in people for their tastes
Date: April 16th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: Cordovan bisexual plaza ceo
It's just funny that you're actually keeping the grudge. When I post on to xoxo, I don't remember who said dumb things the last time I was here; I start fresh. We went at it quite a bit the other day, but I'm not still posting on here insulting you for it.
Date: April 16th, 2005 8:48 PM Author: Cordovan bisexual plaza ceo
It's just funny that you're actually keeping the grudge. When I post on to xoxo, I don't remember who said dumb things the last time I was here; I start fresh. We went at it quite a bit the other day, but I'm not still posting on here insulting you for it.
Date: April 16th, 2005 11:55 PM Author: aquamarine death wish
a quick google search tell me that it's an issue when you're translating apiece of literature:
"Linguistic parallels are frequently sought between unrelated languages. For example, Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek were all spoken by Palestinian Jews at the turn of the era and connections between these groups are often sought across the language barrier."
Date: April 17th, 2005 12:52 PM Author: aquamarine death wish
You're still self important. And you're still bitter. And you're wrong; I get respect from a lot of people.
And to tell the truth, I have no idea whether you do too in real life; a lot of morons are well respected, and it's perfectly possible that you're one of them. And a lot of people do hate me. But the fact remains thatI don't hate myself nearly as much as you hate yourself. You drip of resentment.
Date: April 18th, 2005 12:41 AM Author: aquamarine death wish
yes. I start out on my back, oil my nipples with Crabtree and Evelyn Aloe Jojoba Massage oil, and work them for about three minutes. I stop every few seconds and start again with a different movement of varying intensity. Usually I get wet this way, though I sometimes supplement it with more massage oil. I start out on both sides of my clit with two knuckles. If it starts to come too quickly, I slow down and go back to my nipples. Then I go back, and justas it starts to arrive, I arch my back and throw my neck back; it pushes the orgasm into fruition.
Date: April 18th, 2005 6:03 AM Author: Beady-eyed brilliant stage party of the first part
Date: April 17th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: DoctorSwishy (aurasham@yahoo.com)
you're right; my behavior on this thread was in mean spirit. But it was a mimic of the kind of conversations I've had with crapturds previously, except reversed.
I would get ad hom on your ass too, except I've never noticed you before. Whatever; I'm normally full of love. Crapturd's anger hits a peeve of mine, I guess. He's like a lot of guys I know.
Date: April 22nd, 2005 10:09 PM Author: aquamarine death wish
Really? Couldn't find a better word than "stupid" in all your years sitting around, flipping through romance novels, and pretending to be smart at that state school?
Date: April 28th, 2005 4:16 AM Author: aquamarine death wish
it is funny you don't care so much, yet you care so much that you don't care.
also, fwiw, i was just adding that to point out i wasn't some weirdo freak, but that i have qualities that seem matchable so i wouldn't get a barrage of insults. like "that is b/c you are a self-centered bitch and a whore". that plan failed.
Date: April 28th, 2005 2:35 PM Author: ruby dysfunction telephone
It's sort of sad that you guys can't keep your people straight. I'm now getting credit for every single dumb thing that ever been said here. You guys don't know my posting style as well as you think.
Date: May 10th, 2005 11:49 PM Author: Self-absorbed doctorate filthpig
You should know, though. Because just before that thread, you asked me why I changed my username. I told you that someone figured out my obvious password ("plucot"). And the thread you are now quoting came after that.
edit: actually, a good part of the latter section of this thread isn't me.
Date: May 10th, 2005 11:53 PM Author: Self-absorbed doctorate filthpig Subject: note to the fans
But the whole beginning is just parodies of me. There is much in the middle which consists of actual quotes by me, which I enjoyed a great deal. But the bulk of this thread is made up of either parodies or fake aurasham quotes. HTH.
If you are misread at times, this is probably a boy who cried wolf scenario. Maybe you were having trouble adapting to the board at first or something [*bites tongue*], but you said a lot of stupid shit for quite awhile. So, when posters read your post and it could be construed either way, they are inclined to go occam's razor and rely on past experience.
This should be very different from off the board though. Usually facial expresion and tone of voice can convey sarcasm. I am not sure how you change this on here. Posters know I am habitually sarcastic so they dont take anything I say seriously.
Date: May 12th, 2005 11:18 PM Author: aquamarine death wish
the dog thing isn't irrational. Dogs respond to their owners prejudices. If you ever walk anywhere with a dark skinned man, dogs will bark at both of you even when the owner seems fine. Dogs are sensitive to discomfort.
Date: June 20th, 2005 10:55 PM Author: Mahogany startled psychic
Date: April 17th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: DoctorSwishy (aurasham@yahoo.com)
you're right; my behavior on this thread was in mean spirit. But it was a mimic of the kind of conversations I've had with crapturds previously, except reversed.
I would get ad hom on your ass too, except I've never noticed you before. Whatever; I'm normally full of love. Crapturd's anger hits a peeve of mine, I guess. He's like a lot of guys I know.
Date: July 17th, 2005 11:34 AM Author: Vigorous Light Area
I'm really disappointed; every day on this site a new poster reveals himself to be a jerk and starts attacking me for no reason. I don't usually get that affected by the jerks here, but your meanness has really ruined my mood. Thanks a lot.
Date: October 1st, 2005 8:19 PM Author: aquamarine death wish
That's not the convention. If I say "I'd like to take you out to [blank]," then I'm supposed to pay. If I say "You wanna go [blank]," then it's up the air who pays. Unless you're specifically *taking* someone out, there are no rules for paying.
My body is not a nuclear reactor, therefore I experience conservation of mass. Where do the products of the burning process go mainly? Pee, poop, breath?
If you could collect all the exhaust from the back of the car, it would equal in mass the gasoline you put in the tank, plus the mass of the air intake.
Date: October 6th, 2005 12:00 AM Author: purple marvelous faggot firefighter
Not anymore. No one else is into it. I think you should pull a Seinfeld and walk out on a high note. Leave the thread as it is - magical - before it starts to fester.
Date: June 27th, 2006 11:34 PM Author: 180 misunderstood nursing home
So many Down's Syndrome patients are so spoiled though! I remember once when I volunteered at the Special Olympics and I le3aned over and some Down's Sydrom patient grabbed my ass. He totally knew what he was doing. But his mom just laughed and said "aw, alex . . ." wtf?
twice as many people, though the total population is more than twice America's. The fact that a smaller percentage drives is irrelevant - nearly everyone takes autos or rickshaws, so they're part of road traffic as well. Plus, in India theyr'e less likely to get medical care. Overall, as far as fatalities are concerned, they're better.
They're up there wrt smaller, "fender bender" type acidents though.
Date: April 6th, 2007 7:33 PM Author: kink-friendly love of her life sneaky criminal
I, that's why I made fun of you for being "quick" there. It was obvious I'm rasquach, especially given the fact that it's the same account and I reminded it to youmore tan two and a half hours ago.
Date: July 17th, 2007 11:05 PM Author: Thriller low-t dragon
if the idiot turned to me one day sobbing and said "you know, it really hurts my feelings when you wear red shoes on Tuesday," yes, I would think he's batshit.
But I would also stop wearing red on Tuesdays. Because it makes no difference to me and it does to him.
So men, is there a reason you do stupid shit that upsets people for no particular reason?