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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Bateful Bearded Site

the low leverage and early responsibility of working in a foreign office means that TMF will have little trouble snagging a partner or counsel job at a vault firm back in the USA, if he isn't elevated to partner after his 7th year (a year in which he makes $265,000 in salary btw)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757522)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring bright locus

PROTIP: Fish talking to a student loan company to try and negotiate a deferment while mandy cries is in the background is not a "deal team."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757570)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: mauve concupiscible lodge

cruel

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757576)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: carnelian glittery dilemma skinny woman

120

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: Dull cowardly theater place of business

LOLOLOL fucking slavs

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:12 PM
Author: magenta contagious giraffe fanboi



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:12 PM
Author: 180 death wish

awesome

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: Razzle kitchen



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:14 AM
Author: medicated weed whacker

180

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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:16 AM
Author: Metal Business Firm Affirmative Action

i generally find you insufferable, but this was a certifiable 180

though i would have preferred "whimpers softly in the background" over "cries"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16764661)



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:18 AM
Author: odious station

i would have preferred "tries to figure out why santa stopped bringing her so many presents" or "colored in her my little ponies coloring book"

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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: Bateful Bearded Site



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Date: January 26th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: fluffy disrespectful shrine masturbator

beautiful

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Date: January 27th, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: excitant cerise nibblets set



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Date: September 12th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: vengeful orchid center windowlicker

Nice, but why haven't you edited out the typo yet?

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Bateful Bearded Site



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Date: January 27th, 2011 4:43 PM
Author: excitant cerise nibblets set



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:56 PM
Author: hot messiness depressive

"I need those documents, NOW!" Fish barked at a trembling junior associate who quickly scurried away, clumsily dropping the hefty stack of copies on his way out the door. Fish slumped down in his high-backed executive chair at the head of a conference table swarming with his busy underlings. The cacophony of ringing telephones, buzzing copiers, and shouting paralegals blended together and faded to a dull hum in the back of his mind as he began to recall those quiet few months - or was it...years? - that he was out of the game, seemingly shunned forever from biglaw. So much had changed since then. The jet. The custom tailored suits. The multiple properties - to use and to rent out, of course. Those sad, dark, unemployed days now seemed but a faint and hollow memory, as though they were someone else's memories - a copy of a copy of a copy; fuzzy; unfamiliar.

He snapped back to reality as his Blackberry buzzed loudly on the table. He glanced at the caller ID, which read "V. Alekperov."

"Well I'll be damned," thought Fish, "I guess I might have landed myself a whale..."

Fish stole a glance at the gold Baume & Mercier that Mandy had given him for Christmas just one year before. It read 12:03 a.m.

"Merry fuckin' Christmas," Fish smirked as he snatched the phone off the table and lifted it to his ear.

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: carnelian glittery dilemma skinny woman

180

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: Bateful Bearded Site

180

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: stimulating startling indian lodge genital piercing

I imagine him tabbing at his BlackBerry with one portly left index finger, chopsticks in his right, and a few noodles fluttering out the MSG-flecked corners of his mouth. Christmas goose? How about some fucking Christmas takeout, because the Dollar still thinks it's a goddam Friday and he's not about to let some fish off the hook for a few candle-lighting freaks tramping about in the snow and yelping melodious carols.

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: magenta contagious giraffe fanboi



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Date: December 9th, 2010 10:34 AM
Author: Aromatic Jew Brethren



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: Awkward provocative public bath friendly grandma

lol shut up vagit

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: electric drab mediation ceo

ALONE

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: 180 death wish

go on....

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: Bistre Curious Candlestick Maker Degenerate

180

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: Razzle kitchen

180

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: lake shivering police squad

i'd like to commission you to narrate my life, brother

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Date: January 27th, 2011 9:25 AM
Author: excitant cerise nibblets set



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Date: August 28th, 2011 10:51 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring bright locus

Epic.

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: pearl ratface

bump

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: mewling really tough guy famous landscape painting

lol

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: spruce misunderstood trump supporter tattoo



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:57 PM
Author: Light church

lol attidood runs shit faggots

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Claret Histrionic Haunted Graveyard Pocket Flask

180

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:08 PM
Author: Vigorous fiercely-loyal chapel



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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:29 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti

180

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: vivacious sickened locale

lol TMF got 180'd right here

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: peach trust fund twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:19 AM
Author: clear violent legal warrant

Excellent

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Date: January 20th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: Light church



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Date: January 21st, 2011 6:49 PM
Author: Burgundy associate theater stage

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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Bateful Bearded Site

180

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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:05 PM
Author: fuchsia plaza

180

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Date: January 27th, 2011 10:15 AM
Author: excitant cerise nibblets set



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Date: January 27th, 2011 11:25 AM
Author: mind-boggling telephone native

You have a rare gift man, I've told you this a thousand fucking times. You need to just sit down and write a goddamn novel and leave all this shit behind.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17149281)



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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: Shaky roast beef karate



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: Razzle kitchen

MOAR

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Date: December 8th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Boyish kitty



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Date: December 8th, 2010 5:14 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)

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Date: December 8th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Flatulent Menage Voyeur



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Date: December 8th, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: Boyish kitty



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Date: December 9th, 2010 10:30 AM
Author: Bateful Bearded Site



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Date: December 18th, 2010 3:26 AM
Author: Bateful Bearded Site



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Date: December 24th, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: Bateful Bearded Site



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Date: January 3rd, 2011 7:55 PM
Author: pearly sticky digit ratio cuck



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Date: January 4th, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: Bistre Curious Candlestick Maker Degenerate

180

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Date: January 15th, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: Bateful Bearded Site



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Date: January 21st, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: hot messiness depressive



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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:37 PM
Author: excitant cerise nibblets set

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Date: January 24th, 2011 6:15 PM
Author: Territorial therapy prole

now we know what he was doing over there

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Date: January 27th, 2011 8:28 AM
Author: excitant cerise nibblets set

"I don't have all night, Vladimir," Fish repeated into his Blackberry, nearly growling as his patience waned. When he ground his thumb through the glowing red "End" button, he paused once again for reflection, surveying the well-rehearsed symphony before him, his fingers splayed over the polished oak table. These final, frenetic moments of a deal - just as his team began to grow weary - were as vital to Fish as the blood that coursed through his veins. And it had all been so close to never happening, Fish thought; but now, his dream had arrived - and he with it.

The music jarred him; it was too soon; he hadn't enough time to gather himself. The finale of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture seeped through a crack in the window nearest Fish and slowly, insidiously, enveloped him. He ran to the window, eyes wide. They were coming. A flock of senior partners waded through the foot-deep snow toward the door only a floor beneath Fish, AK-47s in tow.

His Baume & Mercier had six hands, each the same length and jutting out through the glass at wild angles. He tore it off and fell the short distance to his knees, weakened by the realization that this was, of course, a dream.

His thoughts skittered across visions of his apartment on E 70th near the park, of his small Tuscan villa, of his dear, dear Maserati GranCabrio; of Mandy.

Not this time, he vowed, teeth clenched. This time, he would fight to keep it all from evaporating before his tear-swollen eyes.

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Date: January 27th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author: excitant cerise nibblets set



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Author: Spectacular philosopher-king tank



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Author: Bateful Bearded Site



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Date: June 24th, 2011 1:36 PM
Author: Aromatic Jew Brethren



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Date: August 29th, 2011 12:05 AM
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Date: August 29th, 2011 12:07 AM
Author: Heady infuriating church building queen of the night



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Date: September 12th, 2011 8:15 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ape



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