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Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
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pink unhinged meetinghouse digit ratio
  01/31/11
As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting ...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
ty
pink unhinged meetinghouse digit ratio
  01/31/11
lololololol
soul-stirring lay philosopher-king
  01/31/11
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Painfully Honest Orchid Gas Station Wrinkle
  01/31/11
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ruby bisexual cuckoldry
  02/01/11
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soul-stirring lay philosopher-king
  01/31/11
As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined wi...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
lol
Wonderful canary macaca
  01/31/11
I lol'd
slippery mahogany garrison
  01/31/11
lolol
stimulating out-of-control center
  01/31/11
waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting ...
lurid anal narrative
  02/01/11
280
Hyperventilating Turquoise Shrine Mexican
  02/01/11
lol
bright spectacular corner
  02/01/11
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swollen vibrant trust fund gay wizard
  01/31/11
"Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. &quo...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
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Twinkling Dashing Feces
  01/31/11
The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, j...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
Tyty
Twinkling Dashing Feces
  01/31/11
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glassy menage
  02/01/11
180^180
Curious violent halford mother
  02/02/11
(please let it be something related to his CS education, or ...
Underhanded motley karate
  01/31/11
I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find ...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
holy shit. 180^180.
Underhanded motley karate
  01/31/11
180
slippery mahogany garrison
  01/31/11
lol
Cordovan Faggot Firefighter
  02/01/11
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glassy menage
  02/01/11
...
fiercely-loyal chapel
  01/31/11
It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's offi...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
This was quality.
appetizing red set travel guidebook
  01/31/11
I cried
fighting well-lubricated dysfunction dog poop
  02/01/11
180
Hyperventilating Turquoise Shrine Mexican
  02/01/11
lol
Cordovan Faggot Firefighter
  02/01/11
wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada.
bright spectacular corner
  02/01/11
genius
Histrionic Double Fault
  02/01/11
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Wonderful canary macaca
  01/31/11
At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first gra...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch
Wonderful canary macaca
  01/31/11
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glassy menage
  02/01/11
our schools had numbers, not names.
Curious violent halford mother
  02/02/11
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big-titted fantasy-prone orchestra pit
  01/31/11
"Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at ...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
lol
Wonderful canary macaca
  01/31/11
This one made me sad.
appetizing red set travel guidebook
  01/31/11
this thread is so wrong but so lulzy
soul-stirring lay philosopher-king
  01/31/11
Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall.
big-titted fantasy-prone orchestra pit
  01/31/11
ouch.
stimulating out-of-control center
  01/31/11
oh man
ruby bisexual cuckoldry
  02/01/11
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Hyperventilating Turquoise Shrine Mexican
  02/01/11
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provocative school cafeteria
  02/01/11
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appetizing red set travel guidebook
  01/31/11
Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
BIG WILLIE STYLE!!!
appetizing red set travel guidebook
  01/31/11
lol
Wonderful canary macaca
  01/31/11
...
Avocado anal french chef old irish cottage
  01/31/11
After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
lulz
Wonderful canary macaca
  01/31/11
...
Painfully Honest Orchid Gas Station Wrinkle
  01/31/11
"Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience ...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
OMG
Painfully Honest Orchid Gas Station Wrinkle
  01/31/11
lmao
Underhanded motley karate
  01/31/11
...
ruby bisexual cuckoldry
  02/01/11
wow
lurid anal narrative
  02/01/11
omgomgomg
galvanic step-uncle's house cumskin
  02/01/11
Flawless victory.
talented state ladyboy
  02/01/11
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  02/01/11
...
copper mediation
  02/01/11
180
Orange comical crotch
  02/01/11
180
Cordovan Faggot Firefighter
  02/01/11
pwn pwn pwn
bright spectacular corner
  02/01/11
...
glassy menage
  02/01/11
LOL
Bull headed iridescent native coffee pot
  02/01/11
WINNER!
appetizing red set travel guidebook
  02/01/11
...
Apoplectic whorehouse
  06/01/11
this is the top post of 2011.
Cordovan Faggot Firefighter
  06/01/11
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Unholy irradiated locus
  06/25/11
simultaneously hilarious and chilling
Snowy up-to-no-good station
  09/10/11
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narrow-minded know-it-all black woman
  01/31/11
"I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  01/31/11
180
lurid anal narrative
  02/01/11
rofl
Razzmatazz chrome half-breed theatre
  02/01/11
Preved
Deranged beta main people
  01/31/11
As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the ...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  02/01/11
ok best post in the thread
soul-stirring lay philosopher-king
  02/01/11
...
twisted laughsome brunch
  02/01/11
lol
Wonderful canary macaca
  02/01/11
But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina!
Deranged beta main people
  02/01/11
i love the names he's giving these people like the barten...
soul-stirring lay philosopher-king
  02/01/11
pretty funny guy, I must admit
Deranged beta main people
  02/01/11
nice
ruby bisexual cuckoldry
  02/01/11
DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  02/01/11
tyty
ruby bisexual cuckoldry
  02/01/11
This
fighting well-lubricated dysfunction dog poop
  02/01/11
nice
Bull headed iridescent native coffee pot
  02/01/11
...
massive parlour
  02/01/11
"Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  02/01/11
ty
copper mediation
  02/01/11
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glassy menage
  02/01/11
I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to an...
Racy Indecent Stage
  02/01/11
As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled ...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  02/01/11
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massive parlour
  02/01/11
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glassy menage
  02/01/11
omg!
mildly autistic balding forum
  06/02/11
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fighting well-lubricated dysfunction dog poop
  02/01/11
"Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's w...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  02/01/11
ouch (butt fair)
fighting well-lubricated dysfunction dog poop
  02/01/11
rofl
lurid anal narrative
  02/01/11
...
Contagious arrogant chad den
  02/01/11
'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back wi...
lurid anal narrative
  02/01/11
ty too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of ...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  02/01/11
that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND.
Bull headed iridescent native coffee pot
  02/01/11
180 thread
Odious ratface sanctuary
  02/01/11
no seriously this is good ish guise
lurid anal narrative
  02/01/11
Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with ...
Drunken offensive friendly grandma sandwich
  02/01/11
the unemployment is real
lurid anal narrative
  02/01/11
And whok really plays basketball. Not to take away from...
Drunken offensive friendly grandma sandwich
  02/01/11
Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backe...
Hyperventilating Turquoise Shrine Mexican
  02/01/11
180 thread. unreal.
Azure disrespectful trump supporter theater
  02/01/11
Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely ...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  02/01/11
must be rated
galvanic step-uncle's house cumskin
  02/01/11
“Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  02/01/11
ouch
bright spectacular corner
  02/03/11
To be fair, Outstanding.
coiffed hyperactive pit legal warrant
  02/01/11
As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the s...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  02/01/11
...
glassy menage
  02/01/11
i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are co...
Swashbuckling Theater Stage
  02/01/11
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glassy menage
  02/01/11
...
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  02/01/11
shoot
chest-beating kink-friendly location
  02/01/11
“Old man, why do you cry?” “I have lost my son. Why do yo...
Titillating round eye boltzmann
  02/01/11
hehehehe
copper mediation
  02/01/11
...
glassy menage
  02/01/11
...
Painfully Honest Orchid Gas Station Wrinkle
  02/01/11
moar!
provocative school cafeteria
  02/01/11
...
copper mediation
  02/01/11
It's great to see a young poster hit peak form.
Cordovan Faggot Firefighter
  02/01/11
holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far.
Apoplectic whorehouse
  02/01/11
Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious
Rambunctious indian lodge
  02/01/11
Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing...
galvanic step-uncle's house cumskin
  02/01/11
this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180.
stirring locale pistol
  02/01/11
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pink unhinged meetinghouse digit ratio
  02/01/11
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Slap-happy aromatic business firm
  02/01/11
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saffron home alpha
  02/01/11
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Violet university water buffalo
  02/01/11
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Cordovan Faggot Firefighter
  02/01/11
I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweil...
Azure disrespectful trump supporter theater
  02/01/11
...
Cordovan Faggot Firefighter
  02/01/11
hit me
Pearly hairraiser stead weed whacker
  02/01/11
bump
Violet university water buffalo
  02/02/11
ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (...
lurid anal narrative
  02/02/11
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Violet university water buffalo
  02/03/11
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Fear-inspiring Electric Plaza Knife
  02/03/11
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Emerald Fragrant Tattoo Office
  04/08/11
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Apoplectic whorehouse
  06/24/11
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Unholy irradiated locus
  07/05/11
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abnormal ivory stage windowlicker
  07/07/11
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Apoplectic whorehouse
  07/07/11
nice work e
Clear High-end Stag Film
  09/10/11
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heady lettuce
  09/13/11
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heady lettuce
  10/18/11


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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186319)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: pink unhinged meetinghouse digit ratio



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186321)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting off steam about his recent layoff, he ran across a Chihuahua wearing a Gucci collar. The two stared at each other for a few seconds, before the dog scurried into the yard of a nearby mansion.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186336)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM
Author: pink unhinged meetinghouse digit ratio

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186339)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring lay philosopher-king

lololololol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186355)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Orchid Gas Station Wrinkle



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186391)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: ruby bisexual cuckoldry



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186779)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring lay philosopher-king



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186323)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:26 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined with half of a torn $50 bill. "You get the other half if you say yes," he said.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186348)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Wonderful canary macaca

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186357)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: slippery mahogany garrison

I lol'd

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186362)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:48 PM
Author: stimulating out-of-control center

lolol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186546)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:06 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting for him and just not telling us about it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187278)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:54 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Turquoise Shrine Mexican

280

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188877)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:41 PM
Author: bright spectacular corner

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189545)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: swollen vibrant trust fund gay wizard



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186329)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

"Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. "I have a plan - we will find the buried Cossack treasure soon!"

Then he noticed that he was the only one left in the clubhouse.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186353)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Twinkling Dashing Feces



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186330)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:31 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, just as TMF had programmed it. "And now, Mr. Bond," he said, "you will turn over your networking contacts in the Magic Circle, or die."

Seconds of silence passed, followed by a splat. TMF sighed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186382)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: Twinkling Dashing Feces

Tyty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186407)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: glassy menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191649)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: Curious violent halford mother

180^180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197910)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Underhanded motley karate

(please let it be something related to his CS education, or lack thereof)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186331)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find himself a job. The program is still running...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186396)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: Underhanded motley karate

holy shit. 180^180.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186401)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: slippery mahogany garrison

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186438)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:35 PM
Author: Cordovan Faggot Firefighter

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189503)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: glassy menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191652)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal chapel



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186340)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's office. "I wanted to show you something, Fish. See this plaque? It was given to me for fifteen years of good work for our clients. Whenever I want to complain about the long hours I work, I just look at this plaque, and it makes it all worth it."

On the way home, TMF envisioned one day having TWO plaques in his office.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186427)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: appetizing red set travel guidebook

This was quality.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186447)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:43 AM
Author: fighting well-lubricated dysfunction dog poop

I cried

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187073)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:55 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Turquoise Shrine Mexican

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188893)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:36 PM
Author: Cordovan Faggot Firefighter

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189506)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: bright spectacular corner

wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189551)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: Histrionic Double Fault

genius

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191638)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: Wonderful canary macaca



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186354)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first graders draw what they dreamed of the night before. TMF drew three houses.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186455)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Wonderful canary macaca

ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186479)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: glassy menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191656)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:57 PM
Author: Curious violent halford mother

our schools had numbers, not names.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197919)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: big-titted fantasy-prone orchestra pit



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186416)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

"Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at Moscow's hippest club. Turning to Mandy, he put his arm around her and smiled. "We've made it. We've finally made it. Nobody can take this away now!"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186439)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Wonderful canary macaca

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186453)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: appetizing red set travel guidebook

This one made me sad.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186454)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring lay philosopher-king

this thread is so wrong but so lulzy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186476)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: big-titted fantasy-prone orchestra pit

Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186483)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 PM
Author: stimulating out-of-control center

ouch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186555)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: ruby bisexual cuckoldry

oh man

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186784)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:56 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Turquoise Shrine Mexican



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188899)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:24 PM
Author: provocative school cafeteria



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189432)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: appetizing red set travel guidebook



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186421)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."

Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."

It was then that TMF got up and left.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186484)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: appetizing red set travel guidebook

BIG WILLIE STYLE!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186487)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: Wonderful canary macaca

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186501)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Avocado anal french chef old irish cottage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186452)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:43 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully, TMF dusted himself off and looked square at his attacker. "I used to think that when I got rich, I would hire you as a security guard. But now, I think I will hire you only in the mail room."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186514)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:47 PM
Author: Wonderful canary macaca

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186542)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Orchid Gas Station Wrinkle



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186569)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:52 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

"Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience store. I a lawyer and must return to my office soon!"

"For your impatience, may you wait forever to return to your office!", the gypsy said, making a pentagram with her finger.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186590)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Orchid Gas Station Wrinkle

OMG

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186613)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: Underhanded motley karate

lmao

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186620)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:09 AM
Author: ruby bisexual cuckoldry



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186768)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

wow

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187295)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house cumskin

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189109)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:32 PM
Author: talented state ladyboy

Flawless victory.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189123)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:15 PM
Author: light doobsian base



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189382)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:20 PM
Author: copper mediation



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189404)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM
Author: Orange comical crotch

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189425)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:37 PM
Author: Cordovan Faggot Firefighter

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189515)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM
Author: bright spectacular corner

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189572)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: glassy menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191670)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:05 PM
Author: Bull headed iridescent native coffee pot

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191921)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:32 PM
Author: appetizing red set travel guidebook

WINNER!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192699)



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Date: June 1st, 2011 12:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic whorehouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18138061)



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Date: June 1st, 2011 4:37 AM
Author: Cordovan Faggot Firefighter

this is the top post of 2011.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18139461)



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Date: June 25th, 2011 7:59 PM
Author: Unholy irradiated locus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18345702)



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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: Snowy up-to-no-good station

simultaneously hilarious and chilling

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942859)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded know-it-all black woman



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186571)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

"I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak," TMF said.

The salesman smiled. "I have just the car for you, then..."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186617)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187297)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz chrome half-breed theatre

rofl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187324)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:54 PM
Author: Deranged beta main people

Preved

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186607)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 AM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the orphanage, she stopped to point out the shortest boy. "This is Fish. He want to move to capitalist world and become millionaire."

"No," said Fish. "Since I won't have kids, I will be BILLIONAIRE."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186663)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring lay philosopher-king

ok best post in the thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186668)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: twisted laughsome brunch



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186804)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: Wonderful canary macaca

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186684)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: Deranged beta main people

But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186685)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring lay philosopher-king

i love the names he's giving these people

like the bartender "churka"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186692)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:05 AM
Author: Deranged beta main people

pretty funny guy, I must admit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186716)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: ruby bisexual cuckoldry

nice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186680)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.

"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."

"They tease me, boy"

"Who teases you?"

"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186808)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:14 AM
Author: ruby bisexual cuckoldry

tyty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186827)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:45 AM
Author: fighting well-lubricated dysfunction dog poop

This

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187088)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:06 PM
Author: Bull headed iridescent native coffee pot

nice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191933)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: massive parlour



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186681)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

"Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes, your brown, beautiful eyes. They have been looking at me all night. Can I have this dance?"

"How much were those earrings?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186862)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:22 PM
Author: copper mediation

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189414)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:25 PM
Author: glassy menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191677)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: Racy Indecent Stage

I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to antagonize my COMRADE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186928)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.

"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.

"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186968)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:07 AM
Author: massive parlour



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187281)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:30 PM
Author: glassy menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191705)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: mildly autistic balding forum

omg!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18146502)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: fighting well-lubricated dysfunction dog poop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187066)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

"Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"

*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187111)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: fighting well-lubricated dysfunction dog poop

ouch

(butt fair)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187123)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

rofl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187298)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:01 AM
Author: Contagious arrogant chad den



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187234)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back with this one

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187292)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:25 AM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

ty

too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of XO, with no search to recover it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187391)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:07 PM
Author: Bull headed iridescent native coffee pot

that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191938)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:16 AM
Author: Odious ratface sanctuary

180 thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187337)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:51 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

no seriously this is good ish guise

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188857)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 PM
Author: Drunken offensive friendly grandma sandwich

Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with only the most tenous connection to the poster he was once connected to.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188934)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

the unemployment is real

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188937)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: Drunken offensive friendly grandma sandwich

And whok really plays basketball.

Not to take away from what's been done here, this is a 180 thread of course. Estrada kills on these things.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188945)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Turquoise Shrine Mexican

Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backed by the facts of his TTT subhuman existence

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188953)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Azure disrespectful trump supporter theater

180 thread. unreal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188961)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely qualified applicant, but we just don’t have the money right now to hire you. I wish I could go into God Mode and get enough cash to give you a job, but I’ve forgotten the key combination for that.”

TMF: “Tell me more about this God Mode...”

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191601)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house cumskin

must be rated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189105)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

“Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”

“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”

“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191603)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 9:29 PM
Author: bright spectacular corner

ouch

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17208072)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM
Author: coiffed hyperactive pit legal warrant

To be fair,

Outstanding.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189162)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the surviving immigrants piled onto the deck to ooh and aww at the Statue of Liberty.

But 12 year old Fish went to the other deck, amazed by the skyscrapers of Manhattan. “Wow,” he told his friend Anatol, “if I could work in one of those, even for just eight months, I would be happy.”

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191611)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: glassy menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191689)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Theater Stage

i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are complete 180s

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191742)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:33 PM
Author: glassy menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192177)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: ruby bisexual cuckoldry



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191859)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: chest-beating kink-friendly location

shoot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189410)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Titillating round eye boltzmann

“Old man, why do you cry?”

“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”

“I have lost my job.”

“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”

(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)

“Maybe you just found a son, then?”

“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”

“...”

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191607)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:16 PM
Author: copper mediation

hehehehe

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191627)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:42 PM
Author: glassy menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192285)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Orchid Gas Station Wrinkle



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192852)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: provocative school cafeteria

moar!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189413)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM
Author: copper mediation



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189423)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: Cordovan Faggot Firefighter

It's great to see a young poster hit peak form.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189548)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic whorehouse

holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189566)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:49 PM
Author: Rambunctious indian lodge

Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189600)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house cumskin

Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing it with his wonderful sense of humor.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191693)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:33 PM
Author: stirring locale pistol

this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191714)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:11 PM
Author: pink unhinged meetinghouse digit ratio



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192984)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic business firm



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191730)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: saffron home alpha



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191807)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:02 PM
Author: Violet university water buffalo



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191902)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: Cordovan Faggot Firefighter



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192042)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:27 PM
Author: Azure disrespectful trump supporter theater

I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweilian singularity... Unbelievable work ITT.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192113)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Cordovan Faggot Firefighter



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192574)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:19 PM
Author: Pearly hairraiser stead weed whacker

hit me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17193058)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:44 PM
Author: Violet university water buffalo

bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197809)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:47 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (no wonder askav doesn't love me. i must become a better poster for him)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197827)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: Violet university water buffalo



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17203421)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 8:42 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Electric Plaza Knife



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17207708)



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Date: April 8th, 2011 10:09 PM
Author: Emerald Fragrant Tattoo Office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17720298)



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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:01 PM
Author: Apoplectic whorehouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18337254)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:48 PM
Author: Unholy irradiated locus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18430096)



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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:14 PM
Author: abnormal ivory stage windowlicker



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447817)



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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:16 PM
Author: Apoplectic whorehouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447839)



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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:53 AM
Author: Clear High-end Stag Film

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Date: September 13th, 2011 10:26 PM
Author: heady lettuce



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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:37 AM
Author: heady lettuce



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