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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM Author: Histrionic rehab half-breed This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438735) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:03 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop Well, it has been nice knowing you. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438738) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: startled offensive famous landscape painting sandwich you will fail if you put a deadline on yourself like that.
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: Histrionic rehab half-breed I've been slacking on my life, I need structure like this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438751) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: startled offensive famous landscape painting sandwich if you put pressure like this on yourself, the women will smell the desperation.
It is more like this: the less you think about it...the sooner it will happen.
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: Cordovan laughsome hairy legs credited response (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438794) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: Histrionic rehab half-breed Please shove those cliches up your fucking ass. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438797) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: startled offensive famous landscape painting sandwich if you don't want to listen then you will fail again and again and end up like Onan.
HTH |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate haha. true true. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441146) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:14 PM Author: Cordovan laughsome hairy legs no no....he's dead on. women can sense desperation. no woman wants a man that no other woman wants.
if you want my advice, go to a bar/club with a friend that's a girl. The rest is history. Just like girls can smell desperation, they can also be tricked into smelling a great dude. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: poppy gas station Thank you. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440083) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: nighttime exciting pervert Well I'm looting for you.
I always thought curiosity is a much stronger driving force than lust. Unfortunately higher driving force to find sex usually translates into desparation, which in turn translates into unattractiveness. So I'd imagine it gets easier after the first lay. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:10 PM Author: massive hell So what's your plan? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438778) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: Histrionic rehab half-breed Get laid asap. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438784) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: massive hell Dude, you need an actual plan. Your current plan only works for masturbation. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438795) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: Concupiscible skinny woman crackhouse (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438787) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: sinister coffee pot wrinkle Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM Author: :D
This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:10 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate hahahahahahaha 178. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441127) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate oh? tell me more. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441123) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Histrionic rehab half-breed Quit being such a cunt. thanks. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441154) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:15 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate ?, i was just asking. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441182) |
Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: Odious Clown Bbw Awwww....that's too bad. I kind of liked you. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438785) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: nighttime exciting pervert bitch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438796) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:26 PM Author: Histrionic rehab half-breed No idea. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440034) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:07 PM Author: Deranged field http://www.adultfriendfinder.com
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: Histrionic rehab half-breed I'm not wasting money on that shit. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441083) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: pea-brained soggy macaca sweet tailpipe Getting laid is easy. The trick is getting laid by a girl who is at least a 7.5. If she isn't a 7.5 it doesn't count. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440077) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 2:02 PM Author: translucent rigor The way people here rate women, that might make me a virgin. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577223) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:33 PM Author: poppy gas station I think I'm joining :D in this. If I don't get laid in 31 days, I'm never posting again. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440089) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:10 PM Author: Diverse office juggernaut Sure I'll throw my hat into the mix. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440345) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:16 PM Author: Vigorous fat ankles i'm with you, guys! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440378) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate i see where this is going......... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441133) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: Razzle Duck-like Trailer Park Mediation correct (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441258) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: slippery contagious hunting ground shrine me 2
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: Swashbuckling maniacal boistinker I'd fuck you (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441089) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Painfully Honest Pit fucking him with a dildo doesn't count. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441149) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: Swashbuckling maniacal boistinker that wasn't even funny (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441225) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate he looks like the psycho son on desperate housewives. not bad at all. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441151) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:23 PM Author: bespoke smoky gunner How's this coming along (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571821) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:30 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop Hahaha, I completely forgot about this thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571880) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: nighttime exciting pervert Are you serious? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571914) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:37 PM Author: Heady cuck what's the big deal about getting laid? just visit a brothel if it means so much and stop whining. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571931) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 1:59 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop 12 days left... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577207) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 2:00 PM Author: Hyperventilating zippy property there is zero chance. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577212) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 4:03 PM Author: slippery contagious hunting ground shrine i fear we may never hear from :D again, in 12 days
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:45 PM Author: Diverse office juggernaut Change fear to hope, and you will have the credited response. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611478) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:33 PM Author: titillating at-the-ready stain black woman Get really drunk, I mean absolutly shit faced. Then go to a party. Then find the fattest most repulsive girl you can find, practice your game and flirt with her for 20 minutes. Tell her you have to go find a friend. Hit on every girl that sends you anything better than a "he's not disgusting" vibe. Get said girls really drunk. Attempt to fuck any and all of them. If all else fails, find the ugly fat bitch...tell her you're sorry you got separated, you had so much fun talking with her and other bullshit. Swallow your pride and fuck a fat ho. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578634) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: gay kitchen keepsake machete they say love conquers all, but analytical strategizing is pretty powerful too. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578637) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: Hideous university This guy seems to know what he's talking about. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578649) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 2:47 AM Author: Mind-boggling Opaque Friendly Grandma Theater wow. post of the month. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2609983) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:03 AM Author: beady-eyed turquoise dopamine fortuitous meteor this is 100% right on. this is the reason i visit this site. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610056) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:54 PM Author: 180 lettuce becky A++, 180
This would be the model answer on file for: Gettin' Laid Law 101. |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:35 PM Author: dashing menage ape Who on earth has this much trouble getting sex? It's really not that hard. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578638) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:14 AM Author: godawful tanning salon police squad he doesn't have a pair of tits to wave around like candy, as you do (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610112) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:44 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate it's called having standards. it's a good thing. HTH
As soon as you get with a gross chick and chicks know, here is what happens:
1. Your SPV goes down about 500 pts. and you can no longer get really hot bitches b/c they are signaled you can't do any better. They also get disgusted. 2. From then on, you may still get to fuck hot bitches, but they will be of the total dirty whore variety who is fucking like 8 dudes concurrently. 3. You get limp dick in the middle by looking at her rolls, she then tells all her friends you are bad in bed. Since it is a hump and dump scenario, she then tells all her friends what a small penis asshole you are. 4. Once you define the quality of woman you can get, it stays there and that is all you can get. 5. Fucking a disgusting chick once is far less prestigious than being an 18 yo virgin. Give him a break, he is a frosh. |
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Date: April 18th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop 11 days... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2587774) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: Spectacular apoplectic incel fanboi 10 days... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594815) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: Saffron appetizing piazza puppy time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin'... into the future... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594828) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: Flushed razzle-dazzle round eye what song is that lyric from? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594855) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:07 AM Author: Exhilarant Awkward Antidepressant Drug It's a Seal song.
correction: It's originally by Steve Miller but Seal did a cover. The name of the song on "Fly Like an Eagle." The USPS used a different part (of Seal's cover, I think) for their advertisements. |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop FYI, Buck2=Zoomtard (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594838) |
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Date: April 20th, 2005 7:49 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop 9 days... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2601009) |
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Date: April 21st, 2005 10:29 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop 8 days... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2608527) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 1:35 AM Author: Diverse office juggernaut Oh shit, that's 7... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2609676) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:08 AM Author: comical crimson business firm degenerate :D is gonna rent a whore and pwn you all. I have faith. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610081) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:52 AM Author: Greedy mad cow disease Hell, if Jimmy can do it... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610270) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:38 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop One week left... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611441) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:40 PM Author: Diverse office juggernaut I'm looking forward to him being banned from the board. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611452) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:41 PM Author: startled offensive famous landscape painting sandwich He will fail.
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:43 PM Author: Diverse office juggernaut If anyone from this board helps him get laid, I will hunt them down.
Thus saith the Turd. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:47 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate I've been helping him for months, prepare to be pwned. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2612397) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM Author: Diverse office juggernaut Die. Now. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634478) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:59 PM Author: bearded old irish cottage Dude... Why don't you just rent some pussy? You can pick something you like and she'll probably be a good lay.
Don't let these girls fool you...you are ALWAYS paying for it. Directly. The problem is, you normally pay for a raffle ticket and she decides later whether to pull your number. As long as you keep buying tickets, there is no reason for her to give away the prize and risk you running off.
Rent it, dude. At least its an honest transaction. Taking girls like Betty Page out and trying to prove you are good enough and spending all your loot on them so they can jerk you around... thats just WHACK.
Good sex is 50/50... so why keep pretending like she is giving you something? Why keep pretending like YOU are the winner and she is the prize-giver? That system is a fraud.
Rent it. Work it. Use it. Abuse it. Learn it. And you will own it.
You have less than a week.... |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop 5 days... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625722) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:15 PM Author: Aromatic space codepig Sad thing is, this board may be his best shot at some sympathy cooch. Which forum did you choose for attending hell? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625747) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: motley beta cuckoldry *tick tock* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625733) |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:00 AM Author: arousing potus :D,
4 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:06 AM Author: Racy personal credit line why do i get the feeling he's just going to come back with some stupid variation of his moniker like :0) or something and say he was only going to stop posting under his :D persona? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628796) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:12 AM Author: arousing potus :D,
3 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM Author: Blue glittery cruise ship No worries. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights are prime nights for fucking. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634479) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:27 AM Author: cobalt lay Only if he submits to the gloryhole. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634481) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:27 AM Author: Iridescent indian lodge it's more like if you don't get laid in 31 days you're going to be posting here for the rest of your life. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634266) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:23 AM Author: Diverse office juggernaut Don't even suggest that. I'm looking forward to that asshat being gone. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634474) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2636711) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638823) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:16 PM Author: idiotic glassy genital piercing mother dont want to get ahead of things here, but short of a high resolution video, is anyone actually going to believe him if he says he fucked? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638890) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:18 PM Author: Cracking Ceo Tattoo Would paying an escort count? XOXO's legal team really needs to start researching this issue. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638912) |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 4:32 AM Author: arousing potus :D,
2 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: Vigorous fat ankles creepy but i like it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2641846) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 AM Author: Milky mildly autistic karate Submarine Captain is paralyzed with fear at the impending doom implied by your schtick.
Good schtick. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:27 AM Author: Painfully Honest Pit 1 more day.
Your present incarnation will not be missed.
See ya fag. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:29 AM Author: hyperactive doctorate BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER !!! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647758) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:31 AM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647764) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:32 AM Author: sinister coffee pot wrinkle Nana Na Na, Na Na Naa Na, Hey Hey Hey, GOOD-BYE. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:32 PM Author: Fluffy Hominid hey colon come on, stop this nonsense. you are only 18. my former student/boyfriend lost his virginity at 20 and was a much sought after guy. you don't have to be in such a rush to lose it. however, I do encourage you do get out there and start trying to date women. and I disagree with what the other girl said about being with ugly women. I like guys who date uglier girls because it means they're horny and they're real men. the ones who refuse to be with anyone below an 8 have low sex drives, otherwise they'd lower their standards to get some. don't listen to them. don't worry about sex. just keep doing your regular vaseline thing, and make an effort to go out with girls. then the sex will come eventually. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648373) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:33 PM Author: ruddy bateful mad-dog skullcap internal respiration the point is that at 18, if he's not getting laid at a public university in Texas, it's b/c he spends too much time, way too much time on this website. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648389) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: vivacious base exactly (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648402) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:36 PM Author: vivacious base guys who lose their virginity at 20 were obviously not very sought after. HTH (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648412) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 PM Author: Fluffy Hominid well it was by choice in his case. he did date a bunch of girls but didn't want to do it unless he was in love. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648441) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: vivacious base so he's gay then. I'm sure he'll come out of the closet in the near future (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648451) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Plum fantasy-prone chapel regret Correct. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648818) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: Angry Address Preventive Strike Good Lord.
He's not to be trusted. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate That is what I told him. He is too high strung about it. I knew a really hot guy who was at 23, and another who when i found out he was until 22 I was completely sshocked. Not jesus freaks or anything either, just chance, circumstance.
I agree, I miss :D, and it is no big deal, but #1, he will be back, #2, if he doesn't i am happy for him. The lame thing would be to lurk or get a different sn. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: alcoholic silver spot Have you been drinking? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648805) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Histrionic rehab half-breed Looks like my time is drawing near. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648811) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: Aromatic space codepig Take the elephant walk my friend. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648861) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: Histrionic rehab half-breed Why are you and Zoomtard the harhest towards me? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648867) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: alcoholic silver spot Don't forget me...I think you're a little fucktwit too. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648877) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate haha. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648997) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: Aromatic space codepig I have no idea what you are referring to with respect to me. I meant the above in a friendly yet solemn manner. As far as the board goes, you are pretty much dead man walking right now. I have no desire to see you go.
I think zoomtard has a little brother perception of you and thus likes to put a pillow over your face and punch you repeatedly in a loving manner. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:45 PM Author: hairraiser party of the first part theatre I will find myself a nice homeless girl. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648986) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate :D is not selling out. he will bang a cute chick you would tell you friends about either this summer or fall semester of next year if he keeps making an effort to make progress. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649007) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: hairraiser party of the first part theatre It seems that this would require 1) getting off the board and 2) refraining from telling new parents that their baby will die of SIDS. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649042) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: hyperactive doctorate we are working on those charcter lapses. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649063) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: olive stag film Find yourself a nice homeless girl. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649026) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: alcoholic silver spot One hour to get laid is nothing. If it's midnight on a Saturday. However, at 2pm on Thursday (and when you are an insufferable shotrag) I'd say your chances are slim. Have you heard of this LSD site? There are a bunch of virgins over there, too. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649032) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 2:01 PM Author: 180 lettuce becky You're not really from TX, are you? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649094) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:24 AM Author: Painfully Honest Pit 23 1/2 hours and counting.
tick tock tick tock. |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:12 AM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop Bye-bye! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655827) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:15 AM Author: bespoke smoky gunner :D we hardly knew ye. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655832) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:47 AM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop This post needs to remain at the top. Perhaps a sticky? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655899) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:29 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656546) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:30 PM Author: trip background story My question is: Did you even come close, :D? Did you hook up at least? Did you even talk to a chick in the last 31 days? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656555) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: vivacious base my guess is no (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656592) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:37 PM Author: Anal prole step-uncle's house Depends if you count bashing Rowan in abstentia. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656608) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 2:46 PM Author: Soul-stirring depressive lmao! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657374) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2005 12:45 PM Author: Primrose principal's office love of her life it's absentia; stick to english. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2687206) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 11:30 PM Author: Anal prole step-uncle's house Thanks, queerbait. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2726403) |
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Date: June 13th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: Primrose principal's office love of her life sorry you're dumb (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006185) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: comical crimson business firm degenerate Coughescortcough
YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657334) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 5:04 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop Never forget! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2658460) |
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Date: April 30th, 2005 3:45 AM Author: Painfully Honest Pit See ya later fuckface. But I say we should make a special amendment for the little fag and say that when he gives a bitch anal, he can come back. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2663419) |
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Date: April 30th, 2005 3:51 AM Author: slippery contagious hunting ground shrine i win (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2663449) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:27 PM Author: bespoke smoky gunner nice. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681821) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:29 PM Author: Mauve faggotry twinkling uncleanness why are you still posting?? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681846) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:34 PM Author: bespoke smoky gunner exactly. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681903) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:55 PM Author: sepia galvanic church building death wish good question, wtf?!?!? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682115) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:50 PM Author: 180 lettuce becky Cancer is a ding from god. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682074) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2005 12:40 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2687177) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 9:01 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2725405) |
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Date: May 24th, 2005 8:42 AM Author: disturbing forum Is it true that when you graduate, the statues in front the library will come to life? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847438) |
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Date: May 24th, 2005 8:48 AM Author: sepia galvanic church building death wish ah yes, talk about being full of shit....you're one to talk beefeater! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847443) |
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Date: June 13th, 2005 9:06 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop Never forget! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006147) |
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Date: August 8th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: Supple Domesticated Library Dog Poop Hmmm.... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3531719) |
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Date: August 11th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: Ebony goyim bump (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3560554) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 9:40 PM Author: arousing potus So have you fucked yet? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740144) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:06 PM Author: Passionate Legend Generalized Bond ovbiously not, yet he's still here. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740278) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM Author: arousing potus Thats some bullshit. Ive been gone for a while, saw him around today, and thought maybe he got laid. Not only is he a virgin, hes also a liar, and weak willed at that. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740314) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:07 PM Author: slippery contagious hunting ground shrine he not only is stil intact, but he also thinks women are not funny (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740290) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM Author: arousing potus Silly virgin. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740320) |
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