Date: April 28th, 2011 5:23 AM Author: stirring gaped box office
the idea is that we gather together a group of men of various ages (21 to 60 or so) with the common thread that they are losers.
then they are shipped off to "Life Camp," where they meet a no-nonsense coach who happens to be the poster Rape101.
he puts them through their paces, teaching them not only how to work out, but along with a couple other coaches, how to pick up big-tittied south florida sluts.
the show will appeal to male fantasies of personal transformation and the ability to gain sexual control and influence over women.
one of Rape101's catch phrases will be "Sack up, bitch! This ain't the JV squad!"
but while he is gruff, he is also shown as a caring and dedicated developer of these men's lives.
Date: April 28th, 2011 5:29 AM Author: stirring gaped box office
we'll have scenes of rape and the guys watching MMA matches followed by rape showing the dudes how to get chicks to play with themselves using shower-mounted dildos.
i'm thinking that perhaps this show needs to be on HBO/Showtime rather than network cable.
Date: April 28th, 2011 6:48 AM Author: chocolate useless brakes rehab
i would do a guest appearance one episode. maybe reduce bond for rape101 after he visits enterprise to rent a van to transport his minions and gut punches entitled negresses.
Date: April 28th, 2011 10:40 AM Author: dun duck-like coldplay fan foreskin
I have the entire script for the episode where rape101 shows the guys the secrets to a good cycle, injects them all with huge doses of anabolics while muttering "daddy's gonna make you big and strong.". This is followed by an intense workout session in which rape berates and insults the men into a furious rood rage. This culminates with rape taking his raging proteges to the sauna where 10 fat black men are relaxing. There the days challenge is revealed, rear naked choke rape (and since bros help out bros, reacharound is required) is required. If you cannot complete the task you are eliminated. This causes Fred, a fifty year old divorcee with two children to confront his long repressed homosexual urges in an ironic way.
Date: April 28th, 2011 10:58 AM Author: dun duck-like coldplay fan foreskin
I also have visions of a crossover where rape101 fucks snooki in the ass and she gossips to her friends about his tiny dick, causing Joe to drunkenly punch her in the face. I am trying to think of a debt episode as well.
Date: April 28th, 2011 11:54 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle sticky masturbator
cats are little bad asses, you should get one. i know a bachelor guy in his 50's that has a cat that just bangs girls left and right. loves his cat more than most of the girls he's with.
this show is going to educate men how to lift for size.
in an early scene, we will see one of the manlets gingerly doing some bicep curls with a 20lb dumbbell.
rape will literally smack the dumbbell out of the dude's hand, and drag him over to the squat rack.
at first, the dude will cry and exhibit fright, but with rape's guidance, he will start doing the heavy compound lifts that really build mass.
there will also be a scene where rape is screaming at the dude to suck down his gallon of milk, and the dude pukes. rape forces him to mop it up, and you think that he's mad at the dude.
but then they browse some dating sites together and the dude sends out his first 200 solicitations to local ladies.
the guys in the house win $1M in a 1983 suit (6th season) against 4 miami cops for killing 2 members of the house and they present a check for $427,210.93 to Sallie Mae on behalf of Rape101.
we need an episode where rape and the guys take a day off to go fishing, then we find out that rape's boat is outfitted with a weight room. the dudes not only have to do a workout while on the water (and battle seasickness in the process), but rape also makes them eat raw fresh fish for the protein.