Date: April 20th, 2005 2:07 AM Author: hairraiser university
I dont know why, but Im still laughing out loud at the first line. The entire post is excellent.
The response it engenders is also funny.
Date: April 19th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: PublicOnion
I am an independent maker of "gonzo" style pornography. I am currently making an enema-fetish film, the theme being "Enemas of the States". I've got a milk enema for the wisconsin chick, budweiser for the missouri chick, orange juice for the florida chick, jack daniels for the kentucky chick and maple syrup for the vermont model. I've got two california girls so I figure a red wine for the one and some kind of sparkling wine for other, as white wine will not show up well on camera. Can you recommend wines that are particularly emblematic of california for this purpose?
PS if anyone knows of something that will get maple syrup off of drapes that would be helpful