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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars....
very tactful glittery stead
  08/21/11
Fuck, are you flaming, fag? Does she live with you or wt...
Blue Ladyboy Selfie
  08/21/11
Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for ...
very tactful glittery stead
  08/21/11
is she White
wonderful macaca
  08/21/11
yes why
very tactful glittery stead
  08/21/11
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  08/21/11
LOL BROTHER JUST LOL
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  08/21/11
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  10/20/11
unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail
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  08/21/11
use your cock head
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*masturbating furiously*
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For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Ca...
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  08/21/11
lol
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  08/21/11
180
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  08/21/11
this may be the funniest post i've ever read
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POTT
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  09/20/11
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very tactful glittery stead
  08/21/11
update plz.
Arousing Boltzmann Library
  08/25/11
We have broken up
very tactful glittery stead
  08/25/11
was it because you got her poo on your hand
Arousing Boltzmann Library
  08/25/11
Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass
very tactful glittery stead
  08/25/11
oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.
Arousing Boltzmann Library
  08/25/11
Was this whole thing flame?
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  09/07/11
yea she just broke a fingernail.
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  09/20/11
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: very tactful glittery stead

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Blue Ladyboy Selfie

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: very tactful glittery stead

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: wonderful macaca

is she White

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804858)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: very tactful glittery stead

yes why

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: flesh shrine hunting ground

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804868)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: wonderful macaca

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Athletic Conference

get out now brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804899)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Ungodly Indirect Expression

FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKK

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804957)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Thriller coiffed french chef cuckold

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805175)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: Burgundy boyish international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Cream Toilet Seat

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805300)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: green galvanic dilemma

prepare ur anus

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805306)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Shivering dull nowag associate

epic selfpwn

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: autistic razzle-dazzle theater skinny woman



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: lilac ratface mother

LOL BROTHER

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832930)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Swollen odious telephone

TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832933)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: wonderful macaca



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Tan Supple Point

LOL just LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923266)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: wine metal toaster

lol just lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923991)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
Author: spectacular sweet tailpipe locus



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: wonderful macaca



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Internet-worthy irradiated lay

yourfukked

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004344)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Avocado slippery gaming laptop

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006197)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: Impressive Chrome Multi-billionaire

http://compare.ebay.com/like/150386529967?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar

Gotta hand this round to the Euros.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: passionate useless sneaky criminal

lucky sob

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804796)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious School Cafeteria Filthpig



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Abnormal Theatre



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: federal flickering garrison

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Crystalline box office

use your cock head

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804814)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: sapphire greedy digit ratio

*masturbating furiously*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: motley costumed menage

tcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004322)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: autistic razzle-dazzle theater skinny woman

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: very tactful glittery stead

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804859)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: aggressive crackhouse volcanic crater

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804862)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gunner dopamine

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804863)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Gold mexican foreskin

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804867)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: flesh shrine hunting ground



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: green galvanic dilemma

babby joyce enjoyed this post

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Pungent cuckoldry

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: federal flickering garrison

POTT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804926)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: Shaky state queen of the night



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: tripping windowlicker

tyft

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: charismatic narrow-minded corn cake



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: comical amber parlor trust fund

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: scarlet godawful twinkling uncleanness

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: electric lemon jewess internal respiration



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: Onyx trailer park crotch

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923927)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: flatulent citrine rehab



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: very tactful glittery stead



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy irradiated lay

wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: Histrionic incel karate

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Splenetic boiling water



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: tantric gas station personal credit line

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Histrionic incel karate



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: lilac ratface mother

lol

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: ferengi



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: very tactful glittery stead



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Arousing Boltzmann Library

update plz.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: very tactful glittery stead

We have broken up

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Arousing Boltzmann Library

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: very tactful glittery stead

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Arousing Boltzmann Library

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: buff disturbing address legend

Was this whole thing flame?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: multi-colored red public bath national security agency

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: flesh shrine hunting ground

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004696)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: very tactful glittery stead

Nice bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832902)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: very tactful glittery stead

Alt flame is epic

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: tantric gas station personal credit line

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: tantric gas station personal credit line



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: very tactful glittery stead



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: rebellious senate half-breed

WTF

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19134778)



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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed mental disorder



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Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM
Author: Indigo Soul-stirring Locale



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Date: January 15th, 2012 8:05 PM
Author: massive knife



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Salmon sticky house

.

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Historical American (SQQQ)



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