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Purity Club membership rules

All people are born pure and are eligible for membership in ...
Yapping brethren
  08/30/11
This is how the MPRE should be written.
Stimulating well-lubricated gas station
  09/05/11
...
Yapping brethren
  09/05/11
Are children born with HIV considered pure?
onyx stage psychic
  08/30/11
yes transmission of an STD is not of itself a purity loss...
Yapping brethren
  08/30/11
What about in cases of rape?
onyx stage psychic
  08/30/11
rape would currently be classified as a purity loss event ...
Yapping brethren
  08/30/11
what if Joe is bros with john and john is bros with jack but...
plum chad
  08/30/11
No, not without suffering a purity loss event.
Yapping brethren
  08/30/11
seems like board gays will be able to waltz into the purity ...
Aromatic haunted graveyard
  08/30/11
helping a bro out must be the SOLE intent. this is a narrow ...
Yapping brethren
  08/30/11
Is birthrape a PLE?
Lilac Mad Cow Disease Home
  08/30/11
define
Yapping brethren
  08/30/11
www.jezebel.com/5632689/what-is-birth-rape
Lilac Mad Cow Disease Home
  08/30/11
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Yapping brethren
  08/30/11
...
Yapping brethren
  09/05/11
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Razzle Newt Heaven
  09/05/11
so the "no homo" utterance is redundant i guess?
flushed new version
  09/05/11
...
Yapping brethren
  09/17/11
Bookmarked.
onyx stage psychic
  09/17/11
ty
Yapping brethren
  09/17/11
well done
crystalline temple volcanic crater
  10/05/11
yes. very nice
glittery twinkling uncleanness
  10/05/11
...
Copper Useless Roommate
  10/05/11
180
medicated metal theater circlehead
  10/05/11
Is it at all possible to recover from a purity loss event, e...
ocher sticky theatre mood
  10/05/11
...
Yapping brethren
  11/24/11


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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:52 PM
Author: Yapping brethren

All people are born pure and are eligible for membership in the purity club until the occurrence of a Purity Loss Event (PLE).

A purity loss event is any sexual action involving direct stimulation of the sexual organs of one or more parties, including:

(a) vaginal intercourse

(b) oral sex

(c) anal

The only exception is for bros helping bros. An event meeting the above criteria will not be a purity loss event for the person performing a sexual action if and only if:

(a) the person was performing the action on somebody who was their bro; and

(b) the intent of the person performing the action was solely to help the bro.

Some illustrations:

EXAMPLE A:

Melvin sees John, his bro, in distress. He asks John if there is anything he can do to help, and John replies "yeah, tug my penis, bro". Melvin complies.

Has Melvin suffered a purity loss event? Not if his sole intent was to help John.

EXAMPLE B:

Jose sees Armand, his bro, along with three strangers. Armand sees Jose and says "fuck us in the ass, bro". Jose complies and fucks all four people in the ass.

Jose has suffered a purity loss event because he had no privity of brohood with the three strangers. His intent to help them was irrelevant.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872217)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:36 AM
Author: Stimulating well-lubricated gas station

This is how the MPRE should be written.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908995)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: Yapping brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18909003)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: onyx stage psychic

Are children born with HIV considered pure?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872233)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: Yapping brethren

yes

transmission of an STD is not of itself a purity loss event

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872235)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: onyx stage psychic

What about in cases of rape?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872265)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: Yapping brethren

rape would currently be classified as a purity loss event

we should probably discuss the policy implications of this at a future meeting

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872271)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: plum chad

what if Joe is bros with john and john is bros with jack but jack is not bros with Joe. Can Joe help out jack?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872266)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:59 PM
Author: Yapping brethren

No, not without suffering a purity loss event.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872274)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:00 PM
Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard

seems like board gays will be able to waltz into the purity club pretty easily

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872282)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:01 PM
Author: Yapping brethren

helping a bro out must be the SOLE intent. this is a narrow exception.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872287)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:00 PM
Author: Lilac Mad Cow Disease Home

Is birthrape a PLE?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872284)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:01 PM
Author: Yapping brethren

define

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872289)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: Lilac Mad Cow Disease Home

www.jezebel.com/5632689/what-is-birth-rape

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872562)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: Yapping brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872529)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Yapping brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908975)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:34 AM
Author: Razzle Newt Heaven



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908984)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:34 AM
Author: flushed new version

so the "no homo" utterance is redundant i guess?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908987)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:23 AM
Author: Yapping brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986024)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:24 AM
Author: onyx stage psychic

Bookmarked.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986030)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: Yapping brethren

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986032)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 1:03 AM
Author: crystalline temple volcanic crater

well done

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19105790)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 2:16 AM
Author: glittery twinkling uncleanness

yes. very nice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19106102)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:54 PM
Author: Copper Useless Roommate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110891)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:53 PM
Author: medicated metal theater circlehead

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110888)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:00 PM
Author: ocher sticky theatre mood

Is it at all possible to recover from a purity loss event, e.g., by becoming a secondary virgin?

Also, what if sexual events are limited to anal in His most righteous name?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110928)



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Date: November 24th, 2011 11:23 PM
Author: Yapping brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19436220)