Date: August 30th, 2011 6:52 PM Author: Yapping brethren
All people are born pure and are eligible for membership in the purity club until the occurrence of a Purity Loss Event (PLE).
A purity loss event is any sexual action involving direct stimulation of the sexual organs of one or more parties, including:
(a) vaginal intercourse
(b) oral sex
(c) anal
The only exception is for bros helping bros. An event meeting the above criteria will not be a purity loss event for the person performing a sexual action if and only if:
(a) the person was performing the action on somebody who was their bro; and
(b) the intent of the person performing the action was solely to help the bro.
Some illustrations:
EXAMPLE A:
Melvin sees John, his bro, in distress. He asks John if there is anything he can do to help, and John replies "yeah, tug my penis, bro". Melvin complies.
Has Melvin suffered a purity loss event? Not if his sole intent was to help John.
EXAMPLE B:
Jose sees Armand, his bro, along with three strangers. Armand sees Jose and says "fuck us in the ass, bro". Jose complies and fucks all four people in the ass.
Jose has suffered a purity loss event because he had no privity of brohood with the three strangers. His intent to help them was irrelevant.