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Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

it's like Lenin said...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/06/05
that rug really brought the room together.
Slate comical pervert office
  05/06/05
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO G...
chocolate hissy fit property
  05/06/05
With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't h...
Henna goal in life ape
  05/06/05
Hey, this is a private residence, man...
Onyx frozen black woman national security agency
  05/06/05
my rugs have seminal value.
Excitant Brilliant Depressive
  05/06/05
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Violent Swollen Casino
  05/06/05
We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.
Hyperactive cuckoldry
  05/06/05
"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."
burgundy boyish theater stage
  05/08/05
That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/06/05
"I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just ...
curious mildly autistic nursing home
  05/06/05
What's in the fuckin' carrier? Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's ...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/06/05
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary...
Bull headed crackhouse goyim
  05/06/05
You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into t...
fishy cowardly becky
  05/06/05
What's a pedder-ass, Walter?
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/06/05
8 year olds, dude
curious mildly autistic nursing home
  05/06/05
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.
judgmental marketing idea
  05/08/05
"pederast"
burgundy boyish theater stage
  05/08/05
What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this...
chocolate hissy fit property
  05/06/05
he's cracking
buff hairraiser preventive strike
  05/08/05
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
Multi-colored Self-absorbed Den Nibblets
  05/06/05
Nice marmot.
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  05/06/05
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
charismatic sexy business firm
  05/06/05
Ooooh, separate incidents?
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/08/05
The Dude abides.
judgmental marketing idea
  05/08/05
I like your style, dude. I like your style too, man. Go...
sepia church fortuitous meteor
  05/08/05
Sioux City Sarsaparilla? That's a good 'un.
Onyx frozen black woman national security agency
  05/13/05
Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my da...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/08/05
what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always ...
Big cobalt weed whacker
  05/09/05
I think he means critique it
low-t passionate selfie
  05/09/05
I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me ho...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/09/05
Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/09/05
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I ne...
Hyperactive cuckoldry
  05/09/05
what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?
amber godawful telephone
  05/13/05
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
Hyperactive cuckoldry
  05/13/05
You're not wrong, Walter.
Violent Swollen Casino
  05/09/05
You're just an asshole.
heady insane cruise ship
  05/13/05
Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond o...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/12/05
That's why they call me I am expert.
brindle insecure site sneaky criminal
  05/12/05
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/12/05
That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.
brindle insecure site sneaky criminal
  05/12/05
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that s...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/12/05
You can imagine what happens next. He fixes the cable?
Talented house
  10/09/05
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've see...
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  05/12/05
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know,...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/12/05
http://www.lebowskifest.com/
Honey-headed Splenetic Yarmulke Library
  05/12/05
Does he still write? Oh no...he has health problems...
brindle insecure site sneaky criminal
  05/12/05
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  05/12/05
hahaha.
chocolate hissy fit property
  05/28/05
Pilar?
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/12/05
Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
iridescent area
  10/09/05
this was a valued, uh...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/13/05
different mothers, huh?
Flushed abode
  05/13/05
Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront...
heady insane cruise ship
  05/13/05
The little punk is stonewalling me.
Onyx frozen black woman national security agency
  05/13/05
The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lad...
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  05/13/05
yes, dear?
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/13/05
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shi...
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  05/13/05
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin...
Henna goal in life ape
  05/13/05
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Excuse me? Sex. The ...
Onyx frozen black woman national security agency
  05/13/05
Jeffrey. Love me.
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  05/13/05
You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus?
Onyx frozen black woman national security agency
  05/13/05
What's this? That is for the urn. Don't need it. We'r...
Onyx frozen black woman national security agency
  05/13/05
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
heady insane cruise ship
  05/13/05
Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson. Excuse me? ...
Onyx frozen black woman national security agency
  05/13/05
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and t...
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  05/13/05
in the briefcase?
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/13/05
papers, various papers. business papers.
provocative double fault headpube
  10/06/05
We dropped off the money... WHAT "WE"!?! I--...
Onyx frozen black woman national security agency
  05/13/05
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufa...
Stubborn meetinghouse
  05/13/05
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you neve...
Onyx frozen black woman national security agency
  05/13/05
Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?
Honey-headed Splenetic Yarmulke Library
  05/13/05
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watc...
Stubborn meetinghouse
  05/13/05
WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS W...
Onyx frozen black woman national security agency
  05/13/05
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? I don't know, sir. Is ...
Onyx frozen black woman national security agency
  05/13/05
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
Impressive jewess
  05/13/05
This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/14/05
Best movie of all time.
Bull headed crackhouse goyim
  05/14/05
Here we are: It's shabbos...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/14/05
Those are good burgers, Walter.
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/19/05
Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry S...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  05/28/05
Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.
burgundy boyish theater stage
  05/28/05
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  06/17/05
This is a complicated case, Maude.
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  08/28/05
This agression will not stand, man.
Gaped blood rage
  08/28/05
The Dude abides.
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  10/06/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&for...
judgmental marketing idea
  10/06/05
I just needed something to bump with
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  10/06/05
I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three...
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  10/08/05
...with nailpolish.
Yapping free-loading old irish cottage resort
  10/09/05
Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.
Talented house
  10/09/05
-Does he still write? -Oh no...he has health problems. ...
Yapping free-loading old irish cottage resort
  10/09/05
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That me...
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  10/28/05
SHOMER SHABBOS!
Talented house
  10/28/05
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in yo...
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  10/28/05
donnie, you're out of your element.
motley dingle berry
  10/28/05
don't fuck with the jesus
Cracking location
  10/28/05
8 year-olds did.
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  10/28/05
Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't...
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  10/28/05
you brought a fucking dog bowling?
motley dingle berry
  10/28/05
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it ...
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  10/28/05
if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while...
motley dingle berry
  10/28/05
you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?
Cracking location
  10/28/05
shhhhhh
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  10/28/05
so sorry.
Cracking location
  10/28/05
no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four ...
motley dingle berry
  10/28/05
Mark it 8, Dude.
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  10/28/05
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pa...
Talented house
  10/28/05
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  10/29/05
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across thi...
bat shit crazy electric furnace plaza
  10/29/05
Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. ...
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  11/01/05
Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's t...
Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams
  11/02/05
The DUDE is not in.
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  11/12/05
My work has been praised as highly vaginal.
Bistre trailer park mental disorder
  11/12/05
Were you listening to the dude's story?
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  12/09/05
I am the walrus.
Zippy hilarious church building
  12/09/05
It really tied the room together.
sooty people who are hurt school
  11/09/06
Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.
Coiffed Mother
  11/09/06
Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?
Exhilarant Demanding Field
  11/09/06
you mean coitus?
Mauve up-to-no-good stock car associate
  11/09/06
I was talking about my rug.
Exhilarant Demanding Field
  11/09/06
this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not ...
motley dingle berry
  11/09/06
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums...
sooty people who are hurt school
  11/09/06
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bo...
judgmental marketing idea
  11/09/06
haha
Mauve up-to-no-good stock car associate
  11/09/06
They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit oursel...
magical locus
  11/12/06
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug...
trip hall international law enforcement agency
  12/02/06
they pee on your fucking rug.
Talented house
  12/02/06


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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

it's like Lenin said...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: Slate comical pervert office

that rug really brought the room together.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: chocolate hissy fit property

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: Henna goal in life ape

With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Onyx frozen black woman national security agency

Hey, this is a private residence, man...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Excitant Brilliant Depressive

my rugs have seminal value.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Violent Swollen Casino

Obviously you're not a golfer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: burgundy boyish theater stage

"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: curious mildly autistic nursing home

"I'll suck your cock for $1000"

"Lemme just go find a cash machine"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716325)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716971)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: Bull headed crackhouse goyim

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716979)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM
Author: fishy cowardly becky

You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717015)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

What's a pedder-ass, Walter?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: curious mildly autistic nursing home

8 year olds, dude

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: judgmental marketing idea

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: burgundy boyish theater stage

"pederast"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: chocolate hissy fit property

What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: buff hairraiser preventive strike

he's cracking

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored Self-absorbed Den Nibblets

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

Nice marmot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: charismatic sexy business firm

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

Ooooh, separate incidents?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: judgmental marketing idea

The Dude abides.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: sepia church fortuitous meteor

I like your style, dude.

I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730181)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Onyx frozen black woman national security agency

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That's a good 'un.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775194)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Big cobalt weed whacker

what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: low-t passionate selfie

I think he means critique it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742373)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: amber godawful telephone

what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Violent Swollen Casino

You're not wrong, Walter.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: heady insane cruise ship

You're just an asshole.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: brindle insecure site sneaky criminal

That's why they call me I am expert.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: brindle insecure site sneaky criminal

That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Talented house

You can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004933)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed Splenetic Yarmulke Library

http://www.lebowskifest.com/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: brindle insecure site sneaky criminal

Does he still write?

Oh no...he has health problems...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769609)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: chocolate hissy fit property

hahaha.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

Pilar?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: iridescent area

Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

this was a valued, uh...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: Flushed abode

different mothers, huh?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: heady insane cruise ship

Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Onyx frozen black woman national security agency

The little punk is stonewalling me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

yes, dear?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Henna goal in life ape

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Onyx frozen black woman national security agency

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775108)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

Jeffrey. Love me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Onyx frozen black woman national security agency

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775208)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: Onyx frozen black woman national security agency

What's this?

That is for the urn.

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

This is a hundred and eighty dollars.

Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

They range up to three thousand.

We're scattering the fucking ashes!

Sir, please...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775138)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: heady insane cruise ship

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Onyx frozen black woman national security agency

Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.

Excuse me?

I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775204)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

in the briefcase?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: provocative double fault headpube

papers, various papers.

business papers.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990379)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Onyx frozen black woman national security agency

We dropped off the money...

WHAT "WE"!?!

I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775233)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Stubborn meetinghouse

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Onyx frozen black woman national security agency

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.

(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)

(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)

Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.

Zere are no roolz!

NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...

Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775266)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed Splenetic Yarmulke Library

Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Stubborn meetinghouse

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Onyx frozen black woman national security agency

WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775320)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Onyx frozen black woman national security agency

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know, sir.

Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775342)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Impressive jewess

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Bull headed crackhouse goyim

Best movie of all time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

Here we are: It's shabbos...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974)



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Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

Those are good burgers, Walter.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: burgundy boyish theater stage

Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879)



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Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180)



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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

This is a complicated case, Maude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973)



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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: Gaped blood rage

This agression will not stand, man.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

The Dude abides.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: judgmental marketing idea

Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

I just needed something to bump with

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401)



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Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: Yapping free-loading old irish cottage resort

...with nailpolish.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM
Author: Talented house

Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Yapping free-loading old irish cottage resort

-Does he still write?

-Oh no...he has health problems.

-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004935)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM
Author: Talented house

SHOMER SHABBOS!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: motley dingle berry

donnie, you're out of your element.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: Cracking location

don't fuck with the jesus

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

8 year-olds did.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: motley dingle berry

you brought a fucking dog bowling?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: motley dingle berry

if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Cracking location

you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

shhhhhh

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM
Author: Cracking location

so sorry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: motley dingle berry

no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!")

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

Mark it 8, Dude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM
Author: Talented house

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577)



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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474)



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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: bat shit crazy electric furnace plaza

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518)



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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602)



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Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Duck-like Vibrant Laser Beams

Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678)



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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

The DUDE is not in.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794)



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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM
Author: Bistre trailer park mental disorder

My work has been praised as highly vaginal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821)



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Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

Were you listening to the dude's story?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680)



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Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: Zippy hilarious church building

I am the walrus.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: sooty people who are hurt school

It really tied the room together.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Coiffed Mother

Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant Demanding Field

Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Mauve up-to-no-good stock car associate

you mean coitus?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Demanding Field

I was talking about my rug.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: motley dingle berry

this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: sooty people who are hurt school

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: judgmental marketing idea

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Mauve up-to-no-good stock car associate

haha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: magical locus

They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353)



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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: trip hall international law enforcement agency

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424)



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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: Talented house

they pee on your fucking rug.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742)