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How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

I'm a solo and I had a pretty good year. Hired a paralegal w...
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
At least give her the equivalent of a week's worth of pay.
Shaky chad
  12/10/11
So $500 is about right? I don't do the payroll.
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
Depends on if you want to pay her the equivalent of pre-tax ...
Shaky chad
  12/10/11
give a fucking ridiculous bonus if she's really amazing. go...
Contagious gaping mother
  12/10/11
Fuck LOL came into this thread thinking about $100.
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
ROFL. 100 dollars is something you'd give to your shitty int...
Soul-stirring Athletic Conference
  12/10/11
Well I hired her as an intern, does that count? Works 40 hou...
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
You need to sweeten the deal if you want to her to work for ...
Soul-stirring Athletic Conference
  12/10/11
there is like a 5% chance this isnt flame. but if you're a ...
Contagious gaping mother
  12/10/11
I think we need to know whether he won the case or not. I co...
Shaky chad
  12/10/11
lol fair
Contagious gaping mother
  12/10/11
She won this HUGE motion to dismiss. It was some TTT P.I. ca...
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
How much are u making. It depends on that
Chest-beating narrow-minded spot
  12/10/11
Your paralegal WRITES YOUR BRIEFS? lol just lol Give her...
turquoise sneaky criminal
  12/10/11
How the fuck am I supposed to write briefs when I'm running ...
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
P.S. she's in law school but works full time.
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
Okay, $20k. WTF do you want from me faggot? Wanna keep goi...
turquoise sneaky criminal
  12/10/11
I'd give her a 1K and a RAISE
lake boiling water
  12/10/11
SOunds a little more fair.
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
yeah, I'd give her a 7500 raise. if you're not flaming, she'...
lake boiling water
  12/10/11
Well she's a fucking law student. Hired her for her "re...
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
You could offer her a job as a lawyer and 1K bonus plus a 5K...
lake boiling water
  12/10/11
True. I'm not letting her go. Never thought bonuses were thi...
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
We pay our paralegals more than that and we sometimes don't ...
turquoise sneaky criminal
  12/10/11
explain
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
well i'm flaming we trust them with copying but little else....
turquoise sneaky criminal
  12/10/11
Not trying to be a dick, but isn't that what paras are for? ...
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
lol. are you fucking jokes man? what the fuck are you even...
turquoise sneaky criminal
  12/10/11
What the fuck are you talking about? Obviously I proofread i...
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
well i mean what kind of 'law' are you practicing?
turquoise sneaky criminal
  12/10/11
I do a lot of criminal stuffy personally (hence running arou...
misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye
  12/10/11
...
glittery range
  12/11/11
...
metaphysics Is gay
  12/10/11
bad flame is BAD
Amethyst boyish temple
  12/10/11
johnsmeyer flame otoh is always good on at least some level
Splenetic Adulterous Space
  12/11/11
i cant believe people still buy this guy's threads as real w...
richard clock
  12/11/11


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Date: December 10th, 2011 1:59 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

I'm a solo and I had a pretty good year. Hired a paralegal who has been pretty 180. How much to give as a bonus assuming salary is about $35k? Saved me numerous times over the year and wrote pretty much every brief.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542929)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:00 PM
Author: Shaky chad

At least give her the equivalent of a week's worth of pay.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542939)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

So $500 is about right? I don't do the payroll.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542945)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: Shaky chad

Depends on if you want to pay her the equivalent of pre-tax salary or post.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542966)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: Contagious gaping mother

give a fucking ridiculous bonus if she's really amazing. good paralegals are extremely hard to find

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542958)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:03 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

Fuck LOL came into this thread thinking about $100.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542961)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Athletic Conference

ROFL. 100 dollars is something you'd give to your shitty intern for the year as a christmas gift.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542963)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:07 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

Well I hired her as an intern, does that count? Works 40 hours a week and is in law school. Cute as shit too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542996)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Athletic Conference

You need to sweeten the deal if you want to her to work for you after she graduates. What's up with her working 40 hours? Is she a part-time student?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543048)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:05 PM
Author: Contagious gaping mother

there is like a 5% chance this isnt flame. but if you're a solo and you have a fantastic paralegal WHO WRITES A GODDAMNED BRIEf for you, then got damn dont let her go

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542973)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: Shaky chad

I think we need to know whether he won the case or not. I could get my secretary to write a brief...it would suck, but she could put some words on a paper and call it a brief.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542980)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:08 PM
Author: Contagious gaping mother

lol fair

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543001)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:09 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

She won this HUGE motion to dismiss. It was some TTT P.I. case I wanted nothing to do with and had better things to do. She won it and they ended up settling for a good chunk of change.

She's obviously lost some motions--not really her fault. THe law was against us. But everything she should have won we won.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543011)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: Chest-beating narrow-minded spot

How much are u making. It depends on that

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542978)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:08 PM
Author: turquoise sneaky criminal

Your paralegal WRITES YOUR BRIEFS? lol just lol

Give her $10k.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19542999)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:10 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

How the fuck am I supposed to write briefs when I'm running around MFH for court appearances?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543021)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:10 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

P.S. she's in law school but works full time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543028)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:22 PM
Author: turquoise sneaky criminal

Okay, $20k. WTF do you want from me faggot? Wanna keep going? $30k.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543133)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:09 PM
Author: lake boiling water

I'd give her a 1K and a RAISE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543019)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:10 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

SOunds a little more fair.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543025)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:11 PM
Author: lake boiling water

yeah, I'd give her a 7500 raise. if you're not flaming, she's worth more tha 35K

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543035)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

Well she's a fucking law student. Hired her for her "research resources" but she was fucking brilliant. She used to work at express.

She is smart though. Struck out at OCI and is hustling. Every lawyer I've met wants to fuck her. It would be sick if she stayed on as an atty.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543051)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:15 PM
Author: lake boiling water

You could offer her a job as a lawyer and 1K bonus plus a 5K raise. Good employees are hard to find. You'd be dumb as shit to let her go.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543070)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:20 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

True. I'm not letting her go. Never thought bonuses were this high though. I thought $100 in an envelope was fine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543122)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:23 PM
Author: turquoise sneaky criminal

We pay our paralegals more than that and we sometimes don't even trust them with copying.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543136)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:23 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

explain

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543144)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:24 PM
Author: turquoise sneaky criminal

well i'm flaming we trust them with copying but little else. none would ever write any kind of legal document at all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543147)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:26 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

Not trying to be a dick, but isn't that what paras are for? Writing your briefs and motions?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543157)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:26 PM
Author: turquoise sneaky criminal

lol. are you fucking jokes man? what the fuck are you even talking about?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543160)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:28 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

What the fuck are you talking about? Obviously I proofread it. I'm running around court all day. She's at a relatively decent law school. What's wrong with letting her write the briefs?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543169)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:29 PM
Author: turquoise sneaky criminal

well i mean what kind of 'law' are you practicing?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543179)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:34 PM
Author: misanthropic internet-worthy chapel round eye

I do a lot of criminal stuffy personally (hence running around). I take care of that because it's running around. I also get personal injury, employment, believe it or not TTT civil rights type cases (tied to employment), I get the spillover for a big union in NYC that has a ton of cases but often has to send some out because of conflicts.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543208)



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Date: December 11th, 2011 9:43 AM
Author: glittery range



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:11 PM
Author: metaphysics Is gay



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543037)



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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:26 PM
Author: Amethyst boyish temple

bad flame is BAD

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19543158)



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Date: December 11th, 2011 9:49 AM
Author: Splenetic Adulterous Space

johnsmeyer flame otoh is always good on at least some level

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19547592)



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Date: December 11th, 2011 9:50 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

i cant believe people still buy this guy's threads as real when he has posted nothing but flame for over a year running. hilarious. 180 poster.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1827967&forum_id=2#19547593)