I get hard just thinking about her. Best sex since college.

High sex drive, loud as hell, great curves, Jew...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19788095)

Enjoy dooder.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19788100)

We fucked Thurs and Sat this weekend.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19788102)

We started chatting then emailing and we got some drinks.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19788117)

Nice tits.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19788250)

We fucked exclusively at my place. Last week it was bar --> my bed in like 2 hours. Then we just started texting throughout the week and it led to Thursday night at 8:30pm "what are you up to" from her. By 11 she was face down in my pillow.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19788272)

LOL anti-semitic much? Natalie Portman and Bar Rafelli are both Jewish. Neither of them look anything like this girl. This girl just has an unpleasant face.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19788301)

We've had sex probably 10+ times, but only a few nights. On Thursday I think we had 4 different sessions from like 11pm until 6am.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19789260)

Good job Brother, keep slaying.

http://i.imgur.com/lSujJ.jpg

I'd smash.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19788542)

how is her ass?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19789474)

AKA Miriam Lazewatksy

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Fatass_Denial_Bloggers

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19791173)

also, flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19789515)

We walked together and bantered a little more. It was getting cold so I made some stupid remark that she looked it, she said something like "yeah I am cold", so I put my arm around her.

Got into the elevator in my building and I kissed her. Pushed her right up against the sides.

Moved to couch in apartment where she sucked my dick and I fingered her. Then I got a condom from my room and fucked her in all sorts of positions. She also fucked me in the AM before she left but it was generic girl on top and I couldn't cum so she jerked me off on her tits and then licked part of it off.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19791049)

dood tell me more about this whore. how'd it go down? details on the fucking? who doesn't want some NSA vag pounding with a jew with big tits?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19790922)

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernelle

This one has G-cup tits. But they're fat as fuck

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernelle

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/67553071/dear-israel

30

Dec. '08

Dear Israel,

Stop. Please just stop. This is not how to solve your problems. As a Jew, it’s embarrassing, and as a human being, it’s deplorable. There are other ways.

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/96314362/more-and-more-people-are-getting-engaged-and

"More and more people are getting engaged and married<" whined Miriam Lazewatsky, "I’m starting to feel left out as a single girl."

http://alt0151.tumblr.com/post/6259878773/i-feel-like

I feel like…

… lots of things are going to feel like they are in a weird, in-between place for a while. Right now I am fine with that, but other times it makes me want to not get out of bed.

I need to remember this feeling — the one where nothing is perfect, but that’s okay. It’s life, after all, not a series of narratives with neat resolutions. Life is messy.

"Oh, SHUT UP," shreiks Miriam Lazewatsky, "Do you know who stopped calling us “women” ages ago? The goddamn media is who. We’re still calling ourselves women just fine. And—AND! Lay off on the sensationalist alarmism around “hook-up culture”, would you ALL? People were having one-night stands before the ‘oughts, I’m damn sure.

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/723745399/come-back-on-a-party-night-and-youll-find-many

"Can we also please address the fact that putting in a tampon really has no relation to having intercourse?" whines Miriam Lazewatsky, to censor her critics, "If the closest you’ve ever come to intercourse is using a tampon, then you have no business talking about sexual pleasure."

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/636203372/slut-had-it-coming-if-there-are-two-things-i-do-not

"My parents [Barbara Lazewatsky] were the first feminists I knew and I didn’t even realize it until recently. I even use the same lube as them when I get buttfucked. Dad got me a set of tools and a workbench for our playroom when I was in elementary school. My mom has a graduate degree and her own career. Even though my parents to take on somewhat traditional roles in terms of who cooks or does repairs around the house, I’ve never doubted for a moment that they are equals in their marriage.

It took me until after college to feel comfortable calling myself a feminist, but now that I do, I realize that this part of myself has been modeled by my parents for as long as I can remember."

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/599266478/my-parents-were-the-first-feminists-i-knew-and-i

I like brown and gold together!

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/507539467/thepoliticalpartygirl-kelsium-brown-and

Are. You. Kidding. Me?

"Fire the fucking 911 operator immediately," demanded Miriam Lazewatsky, "It doesn’t help, not really, but it’s a start."

7

"Shit like this makes me embarrassed to be American," whines Miriam Lazewatsky...who's welcome to GTFO of America and go to some clit-slicing country like Somalia

"when I was deciding on a college major," "my mom [Barbara Lazewatsky] warned me not to become a social worker like she had, because she wanted me to find a career in which I could be autonomous and support myself without a second income."

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/377411376/so-many-mothers-say-they-want-their-daughters-to

I wear a 32G," says Miriam Lazewatsky about her fat, stretch-marked tits, "and have a hell of a time finding pretty bras. Apparently women who wear a 32 band aren’t supposed to be bigger than a C or D cup. Yeah, it’s frustrating.

In terms of stores, I’d suggest Intimacy (I’ve been to their brick and mortar store and love the fitters there), FigLeaves, and Bravissimo.

For brands, I really like Freya, Fayreform, Chantelle, and Mimi Hollidy. Chantelle has nice basics, including some pretty basics. Mimi Holliday has ridiculous fluffy, frilly bras up to at least a G cup; Freya and Fayreform generally carry larger sizes in gorgeously wearable styles. These brands generally make bands from 30 or 32 through 38 or 40.

One other thing. I’m a grad student, and don’t have a lot of money to spend on bras. I often go into Intimacy and try on a bunch of styles, and then go find them on Ebay or discounted somewhere else online."

"Lip virginity"? That’s a new (and amazingly stupid) one.

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/2062967577/losing-my-lip-virginity-to-you

10

Oct. '10

"Madface" by fatass Miriam Lazewatsky

I was walking down to the train the other day, thinking about a really tough conversation I need to have with someone I care deeply about. As I walked, I became aware of footsteps coming up behind me. I glanced to the side as a man about my age passed me, looking over at me as he passed. Once he was a few yards ahead, he stopped and turned to face me.

"What’s wrong, Madface?"

Jerked out of my thoughts, I looked up at him.

"I’m sorry, excuse me?"

"Madface. You look upset."

"I’m fine."

"I’m just sayin’ you look upset."

"I’m fine."

After that, he turned and kept walking. I saw him a few minutes later at the train station and walked by without acknowledging that we’d ever spoken. It doesn’t seem so bad at first. He only asked me if I was okay. It even seems nice, right? But he’s a stranger. I wasn’t mad, or really upset, but what if I was? Would I really spill my pain to a stranger on the street? And the nickname. It felt overly familiar, as though he had some right to create an intimate relationship with some strange woman on the street.

I have a right to my feelings and expressions. I don’t owe it to anyone, particularly strange men, to look happy, regardless of how I’m feeling.

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/1280962133/madface

"I must be a masochist," by Miriam Lazewatsky

theinbetweenie:

Some dude messaged me on a dating site. His note was nice enough, but his profile was another story. Filled with crap about how women (oh, sorry, “females”) shouldn’t be so touchy about giving out our phone numbers because - get this - apparently he doesn’t think we’re “worth” stalking (or worse). And clearly we should want to chat with him because “even his grandmother” has figured out how to use AIM (or was it Yahoo? or Gchat?). But he doesn’t actually like talking on the phone, so don’t expect that. Or an into email that’s more than a line. He “doesn’t put that much effort into meeting women at bars” so why would he do it on a dating site?

Right. Dude’s a charmer, clearly.

My favorite part was at the end, where he got all pissy that some woman got upset because he called her a “fat cow”. Apparently it doesn’t matter if fat women have feelings because he doesn’t care. Yeah, he actually said that.

Unsurprisingly, my response to his desire for a chat was a resounding “no”, along with an explanation that I don’t like talking to men who are so clearly douchebags and that his profile was one of the most repellent things I’d ever seen.

He actually wrote back. He wrote back and asked me why his profile was so awful.

And God help me I actually responded (after the necessary “you’re trolling, right?”). I told him that the whole tone sounded bitter and that calling women who were thinking about writing to him “pathetic” was off-putting. I told him that most women, regardless of whether or not he might consider us “fat cows” (apparently, anything under the 220 lbs. he weighs is acceptable - funny, because I weigh less than he does and I’m still fat. Obese, even) find it misogynistic and disturbing that he thinks it’s okay to be cruel to other people just because he doesn’t find them attractive.

I even did a brief explanation of why it’s not okay to refer to women as “females”. (Adjectives need nouns, asshole. I’m not some random female something - dog? cow? pigeon? - I’m a human being and female [identified] human beings are generally called women.)

Like I said, I must be a masochist.

Of course, his response was the obligatory last refuge of the hopelessly misogynistic asshole: accusations of rambling.

Stay classy.

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/4993821491/i-must-be-a-masochist

Dear people of Tumblr

I love following body/sexuality positive blogs, but please remember that some of us are on Tumblr at work and having nudes pop up really isn’t ideal. I know it’s hard with time differences, but I’ve definitely seen some people in my time zone posting nudes in the middle of the day.

Would it be possible to wait until after typical work hours to do that? I really don’t want to unfollow you.

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/9922186675/dear-people-of-tumblr

I am disgusted by the American government right now

I am disgusted that my agency as an adult woman is less important than a clump of cells that has the potential to become a human being. It sickens me that I am expected - by some dude who will never get pregnant, no less - to only have sex if I’m willing to give birth should my birth control fail. I am disgusted that if said dude deigns to allow me access to abortion, he also wants me to be counseled by a clergy member. You want to bet that the clergy person won’t be of my religion because I’m not Christian? Yeah, I’d bet on it, too. Oh, and God forbid (excuse the term) I not believe in any deity at all.

Fuck this shit. Whatever the hell happened to “life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness”? What happened to separation of church and state? I am goddamned embarrassed to live in a country in which someone like Michelle-fucking-Bachmann can be elected to national office. Where someone like Newt Gingrich can whine about how allowing gay and lesbian couples to marry will destroy the “sanctity of marriage” even though he’s been married three times and cheated on two of his wives.

And you know what I’m tired of hearing? “If you don’t like it, leave.” Fuck no. This is just as much my country as any conservative.

So, to every conservative politician who thinks that my body is public property because I have a uterus, who thinks that gay and lesbian couples will destroy the “sanctity” of marriage, who doesn’t believe that trans* people need or deserve protections, who think that ugly or fat women can’t get raped or sexually harassed:

"FUCK YOU," reasons Miriam Lazewatsky

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/7031270675/i-am-disgusted-by-the-american-government-right-now

"Yeah, that’s a good point. I also grew up middle class and had a father who was into technology; my brother [Joel Lazewatsky] is now studying computer science at the graduate level and it was obvious from pretty early on that he was going to study something tech related. We never had any sort of video game systems, but always had several computers and lots of computer games."

http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/4313526039/thats-right-on-the-money-i-also-find-it-amusing-when

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19791207)

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette

better double-bad your junk, if you know what I mean...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19791205)

this is curvy:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lpiDRDaH-mU/TUZG8kEtYmI/AAAAAAAAV0o/VSRxqu6c3wY/s1600/piranha-still-kelly-brook-bikini-1.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19791371)

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/4/46/Miriam-Lazewatsky-drunk2.jpg (lazewatsky)

and THIS:

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/f/f1/Jenn-leyva.jpg (Jenn Leyva at a SKANKWALK)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19791390)

I'm told that online sites in general are much easier for finding NSA sex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19791224)

Well done

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1852979&forum_id=2#19791419)