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Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, pi...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
Your GPA is still shitty, though.
vibrant abode
  06/02/05
Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8
vibrant abode
  06/02/05
Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what scho...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
hahaha! no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
Trip sanctuary immigrant
  06/02/05
What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "cl...
Chocolate space
  06/02/05
he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam
vibrant abode
  06/02/05
Proactive measures. - Was more active in class instead of...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?
Chocolate space
  06/02/05
Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure ...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.
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  06/02/05
I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its o...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?
aromatic startled clown
  06/01/07
Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do tha...
concupiscible translucent sneaky criminal
  06/02/05
he rimmed madame cunt before every test
vibrant abode
  06/02/05
See above.
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.
Glittery incel step-uncle's house
  06/02/05
Thanks!
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wa...
Frozen dull stage
  06/02/05
I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
...
Awkward irate dilemma
  10/07/05
I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.
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  10/07/05
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse o...
lascivious salmon address
  06/02/05
if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fai...
vibrant abode
  06/02/05
rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not...
lascivious salmon address
  06/02/05
That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did gre...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is ...
galvanic gaping pit
  06/02/05
trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.
curious demanding dingle berry
  06/02/05
What about cat teeth marks?
Vigorous bat shit crazy affirmative action chapel
  06/02/05
you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.
curious demanding dingle berry
  06/02/05
Good then i'm all set.
Vigorous bat shit crazy affirmative action chapel
  06/02/05
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their lab...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
haha The beagle gets more action than you!
galvanic gaping pit
  06/02/05
What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fuckin...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
how did she do?
curious demanding dingle berry
  06/02/05
Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin...
galvanic gaping pit
  06/02/05
It really, really isn't. Its more like because your GPA i...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumba...
galvanic gaping pit
  06/02/05
Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.
Vigorous bat shit crazy affirmative action chapel
  06/02/05
You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and yo...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of ...
Vigorous bat shit crazy affirmative action chapel
  06/02/05
No, you're just around her more.
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
Bad news. Edit: Congrats.
Vigorous bat shit crazy affirmative action chapel
  06/02/05
Thanks!
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
You follow her around on a leash.
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  06/02/05
Way to go, Fishdick.
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  06/02/05
Thanks, I think.
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
haha! your name's misspelled but I still like it
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  06/11/05
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and w...
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  06/02/05
Nice job...Congrats!
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  06/02/05
Fish-
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  06/02/05
Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
since when should someone be congratulated for being medio...
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  06/02/05
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the p...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
good job.
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  06/02/05
Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?
Maize Sticky Set
  06/02/05
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less...
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, th...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such informa...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
fuck, that's some curve
Sienna Swashbuckling Public Bath
  06/11/05
Is it good or bad? I don't really know.
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than b...
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to ...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
How is that possible?
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say,...
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
I'm lost. Sorry.
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. Y...
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad gr...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than ...
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you sti...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). ...
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair en...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile ...
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/...
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so....
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
You really are a moron.
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3....
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact...
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
Not much.
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is bel...
razzle garrison
  06/11/05
he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half as...
passionate tanning salon
  06/11/05
Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my cl...
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
Congrats!
dashing canary patrolman home
  06/11/05
Thanks!
Maize Sticky Set
  06/11/05
Wow. An absolutely fucking brutal bump. And for the re...
buff station messiness
  10/07/05
Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful examp...
Mind-boggling big-titted meetinghouse
  10/07/05
the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good
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  10/07/05
...
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  10/07/05
I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.
Judgmental soul-stirring idea he suggested police squad
  10/07/05
He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.
buff station messiness
  10/07/05
oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody...
Judgmental soul-stirring idea he suggested police squad
  10/07/05
Its getting late. I still think he'll get something, but ...
buff station messiness
  10/07/05
ah ok. On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to ...
Judgmental soul-stirring idea he suggested police squad
  10/07/05
I don't know. I guess we'll see.
buff station messiness
  10/07/05
I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoe...
Judgmental soul-stirring idea he suggested police squad
  10/07/05
link? has he complained about it lately?
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  10/07/05
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&...
insane native
  10/07/05
I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.
Maize Sticky Set
  10/07/05
And not without cause. I was whining without cause, and n...
buff station messiness
  10/07/05
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
Maize Sticky Set
  10/07/05
Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think...
Cracking Theater
  10/07/05
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
insane native
  10/07/05
I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and lif...
Maize Sticky Set
  10/07/05
I think you are cooler than Mandy.
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  10/07/05
maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any ...
Hairraiser Nibblets
  10/07/05
maybe its his shitty personality?
gold sadistic jap
  10/07/05
I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.
Maize Sticky Set
  10/07/05
...............so you think!
gold sadistic jap
  10/07/05
If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every ...
Maize Sticky Set
  10/07/05
there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can...
gold sadistic jap
  10/07/05
I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just t...
Maize Sticky Set
  10/07/05
best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep dow...
gold sadistic jap
  10/07/05
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?...
Maize Sticky Set
  10/07/05
I didn't bump this, FWIW.
buff station messiness
  10/07/05
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was vi...
Contagious kink-friendly tank senate
  10/07/05
HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.
gold sadistic jap
  10/07/05
True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than th...
Maize Sticky Set
  10/07/05
maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!
gold sadistic jap
  10/07/05
Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensur...
Maize Sticky Set
  10/07/05
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be...
Chartreuse Spot
  10/07/05
...
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  11/07/05
and cornell
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  11/07/05
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horr...
talking hospital
  10/07/05
Good to know. Thanks for the info.
Maize Sticky Set
  10/16/05
i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker...
180 pisswyrm house
  10/19/05
Apparently, this was the credited response.
purple spectacular base quadroon
  06/01/07
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. I...
Pale offensive main people travel guidebook
  10/16/05
Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.
Motley Mauve Coffee Pot
  10/16/05
Thank Stroooock.
Pale offensive main people travel guidebook
  10/16/05
Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "...
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  10/19/05
It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household. http:...
180 pisswyrm house
  10/19/05
lol
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  01/23/08
that's the point of the bump, dude.
Mind-boggling big-titted meetinghouse
  10/19/05
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/ HTH
stubborn national security agency
  10/19/05
I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.
Maize Sticky Set
  10/19/05
You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' eith...
180 pisswyrm house
  10/19/05
What about FBI or CIA ?
stubborn national security agency
  10/19/05
I'd prefer FBI to CIA.
Maize Sticky Set
  10/19/05
Thought of applying yet ?
stubborn national security agency
  10/19/05
I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that ro...
Maize Sticky Set
  10/19/05
pffft.
Awkward irate dilemma
  11/06/05
We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a r...
Maize Sticky Set
  11/06/05
Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soo...
balding adventurous legend
  11/06/05
Hey thanks.
Maize Sticky Set
  11/06/05
LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.
Awkward irate dilemma
  11/06/05
Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they ge...
Maize Sticky Set
  11/06/05
Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no ...
Awkward irate dilemma
  11/06/05
I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from wh...
Maize Sticky Set
  11/06/05
Wrong.
purple spectacular base quadroon
  06/01/07
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing h...
Cracking Theater
  11/06/05
AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!
purple spectacular base quadroon
  06/01/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
Histrionic church preventive strike
  06/01/07
Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always g...
purple spectacular base quadroon
  06/01/07
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had mo...
Histrionic church preventive strike
  06/01/07
link?
provocative national factory reset button
  06/01/07
See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be...
purple spectacular base quadroon
  06/01/07
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding fo...
provocative national factory reset button
  06/01/07
Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2...
purple spectacular base quadroon
  06/01/07
You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tale...
Histrionic church preventive strike
  06/01/07
If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to...
purple spectacular base quadroon
  06/01/07
Of course you don't intend to. But you will.
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  06/01/07
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit li...
purple spectacular base quadroon
  06/01/07
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not ge...
Histrionic church preventive strike
  06/01/07
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks avail...
purple spectacular base quadroon
  06/01/07
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus i...
Histrionic church preventive strike
  06/01/07
Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have ...
purple spectacular base quadroon
  06/01/07
ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someo...
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  06/01/07
This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more ...
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  06/01/07
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
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  06/01/07
I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.
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...
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I feel good now. TY
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!

So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.

Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: vibrant abode

Your GPA is still shitty, though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: vibrant abode

yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: Trip sanctuary immigrant

hahaha!

no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Chocolate space

What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: vibrant abode

he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Proactive measures.

- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.

- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.

- Talked to the prof before exams.

- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.

- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.

Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Chocolate space

two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: avocado bat-shit-crazy bbw stag film

Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: aromatic startled clown

where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: concupiscible translucent sneaky criminal

Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: vibrant abode

he rimmed madame cunt before every test

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

See above.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: Glittery incel step-uncle's house

Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Thanks!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: Frozen dull stage

Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Awkward irate dilemma



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling big-titted meetinghouse

I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: lascivious salmon address

congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: vibrant abode

if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: lascivious salmon address

rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: galvanic gaping pit

You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: curious demanding dingle berry

trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Vigorous bat shit crazy affirmative action chapel

What about cat teeth marks?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: curious demanding dingle berry

you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Vigorous bat shit crazy affirmative action chapel

Good then i'm all set.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."

Fucking beagle.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: galvanic gaping pit

haha The beagle gets more action than you!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: curious demanding dingle berry

how did she do?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: galvanic gaping pit

Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

It really, really isn't.

Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: galvanic gaping pit

She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Vigorous bat shit crazy affirmative action chapel

Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Vigorous bat shit crazy affirmative action chapel

I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

No, you're just around her more.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Vigorous bat shit crazy affirmative action chapel

Bad news.

Edit: Congrats.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Thanks!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Pale offensive main people travel guidebook

You follow her around on a leash.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise new version locale

Way to go, Fishdick.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Thanks, I think.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: passionate tanning salon

haha!

your name's misspelled but I still like it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Stirring ebony marketing idea doctorate

congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: brilliant area

Nice job...Congrats!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: supple elastic band
Subject: Fish-

Way to collect yourself.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: crusty fighting orchestra pit alpha

since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.

Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating white brunch toilet seat

good job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: razzle garrison

You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: razzle garrison

You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: Sienna Swashbuckling Public Bath

fuck, that's some curve

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Is it good or bad? I don't really know.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: razzle garrison

He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?

See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988839)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: razzle garrison

How is that possible?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: razzle garrison

Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I'm lost. Sorry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: razzle garrison

You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: razzle garrison

You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.

Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: razzle garrison

Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).

I'd say you're in the bottom half.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.

Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: razzle garrison

While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: razzle garrison

Are you kidding me?

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988865)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: razzle garrison

You really are a moron.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: razzle garrison

If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: razzle garrison

What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Not much.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: razzle garrison

You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.

HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: passionate tanning salon

he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: dashing canary patrolman home

Congrats!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Thanks!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: buff station messiness

Wow.

An absolutely fucking brutal bump.

And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.

Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.

Praise be to allah.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling big-titted meetinghouse

Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: nudist painfully honest field

the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: geriatric theatre boiling water



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Judgmental soul-stirring idea he suggested police squad

I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: buff station messiness

He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Judgmental soul-stirring idea he suggested police squad

oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: buff station messiness

Its getting late.

I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Judgmental soul-stirring idea he suggested police squad

ah ok.

On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: buff station messiness

I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Judgmental soul-stirring idea he suggested police squad

I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan lettuce

link? has he complained about it lately?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: insane native

PSA: I will be working in this foetid swamp next summer (D.C.)

Midway down.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994677)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: buff station messiness

And not without cause.

I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Cracking Theater

Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: insane native

Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: shimmering bearded gaming laptop parlour

I think you are cooler than Mandy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser Nibblets

maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: gold sadistic jap

maybe its his shitty personality?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: gold sadistic jap

...............so you think!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994808)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: gold sadistic jap

there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994866)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: gold sadistic jap

best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994954)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"

No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: buff station messiness

I didn't bump this, FWIW.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Contagious kink-friendly tank senate

I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: gold sadistic jap

HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994784)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: gold sadistic jap

maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994797)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994819)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse Spot

"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."

Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910)



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Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: mentally impaired vivacious idiot shrine



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4232384)



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Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: Overrated laughsome feces

and cornell

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4233131)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM
Author: talking hospital

Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645)



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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: 180 pisswyrm house

i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

Apparently, this was the credited response.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708)



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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM
Author: Pale offensive main people travel guidebook

I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706)



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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: Motley Mauve Coffee Pot

Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709)



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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM
Author: Pale offensive main people travel guidebook

Thank Stroooock.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: underhanded titillating really tough guy parlor

Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM
Author: 180 pisswyrm house

It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.

Mandy, looking forward to working at Big Law, taking Q's

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083896)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM
Author: submissive iridescent principal's office

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207989)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling big-titted meetinghouse

that's the point of the bump, dude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: stubborn national security agency

Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/

HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083920)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: 180 pisswyrm house

You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: stubborn national security agency

What about FBI or CIA ?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083998)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I'd prefer FBI to CIA.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: stubborn national security agency

Thought of applying yet ?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: Awkward irate dilemma

pffft.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM
Author: balding adventurous legend

Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Hey thanks.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: Awkward irate dilemma

LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: Awkward irate dilemma

Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: Maize Sticky Set

I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

Wrong.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: Cracking Theater

We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.

It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Histrionic church preventive strike

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: Histrionic church preventive strike

Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?

You set a high bar, friend.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: provocative national factory reset button

link?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195580)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: provocative national factory reset button

i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.

but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Histrionic church preventive strike

You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Histrionic church preventive strike

Of course you don't intend to.

But you will.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195695)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: Histrionic church preventive strike

Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.

Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.

That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.

Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Histrionic church preventive strike

"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."

If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: henna appetizing ceo foreskin

ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: Tantric heaven

But you are still, and will always be, ugly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Bateful useless karate background story

Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.

Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM
Author: purple spectacular base quadroon

Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: thriller state



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9206999)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM
Author: bisexual round eye headpube

I feel good now. TY

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Author: thriller state

This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: bisexual round eye headpube

It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196)