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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: erotic library persian So, I'm in the kitchen ironing my shirts for work when the phone rings. We have optimum voice, so the phone is connected to the computer, which is in the office. I hear my girlfriend shout "Can you get that? I'm on the phone." I don't really want to stop what I'm doing to go get it, since 9/10 times its for her. I'm like, "Can't you get it? It's probably for you..." She says no, so I put down what I am doing and walk over from the kitchen to go get it. As I walk in the office I see that she is sitting at the computer, literally about six inches from the phone. I'm like "What the fuck!" She finally answered the phone, and now is pissed off and acting all bitchy because I cursed in front of her faggot friend, who is a total cocksucker anyway.
Fucking stupid bitches...what the hell is wrong with you people? |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: Titillating claret faggot firefighter Just like a fucking bitch. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997198) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: erotic library persian Seriously. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997200) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:20 PM Author: pale stage Your username is Sexual Chocolate. From this shred of evidence I'm sure she puts up with much, much more shit from you. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997219) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: erotic library persian What the fuck is that supposed to mean? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997226) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: Cream Prole Hell Sometimes Tristram just malfunctions. Sorry about that. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997398) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: pale stage Err-or. Err-or. Does not compute.
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:19 PM Author: tan fragrant boistinker kitty cat I'm personally nice enough not to be a bitch and embarass my bfin front if his friends, even if he may be wrong. I talk to him afterwards. You were inconsiderate.
Next, slap her across the face in front of her parents. |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: erotic library persian Fuck you. You're just another dumb whore.
And to compare saying WTF to slapping her in front of her parents is ridiculous. |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: tan fragrant boistinker kitty cat Right, I was being hyperbolic. But I was trying to give you a sense of what you did by offering an extreme example.
You don't seem bright enough to get it, though. |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:26 PM Author: erotic library persian You're a total fucking moron. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997274) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:28 PM Author: tan fragrant boistinker kitty cat You should try to accept criticism more gracefully. I'm disappointed in you. You should learn to act like an adult. That's why she's a bitch. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997283) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:28 PM Author: erotic library persian Go away, you fat ugly whore. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997289) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: tan fragrant boistinker kitty cat As long as you know that the reason you're even with this botch is that she couldn't find anyone better to date her. Now I'm done. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997310) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: erotic library persian Finally. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997315) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:22 PM Author: Titillating claret faggot firefighter Please stop. She was a fucking bitch. You naturally sympathize with her because you're the same. Obvious, no? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997236) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: tan fragrant boistinker kitty cat I didn't say she wasn't a bitch. But that's no reason to embarass her in front of her friend. Yell all you want after they leave. That sort of behavior will only make her defensive. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997253) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:28 PM Author: Titillating claret faggot firefighter Hey genius. He didnt embarrass her in front of her fag friend on purpose. Her embarrassment was coincidental. Did you even read the fucking OP? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997284) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:29 PM Author: erotic library persian Don't even try to explain anything to her; she's a total moron and a waste of a vagina. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997295) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: tan fragrant boistinker kitty cat How is it coinicidental? Are you a fucking moron? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997316) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:51 PM Author: Titillating claret faggot firefighter Hey dumbass. Her embarrassment was an unintended consequence of his justifiable reaction.
If you couldnt realize that I meant to say "incidental," then drop out of law school like ponky because a TTT law degree combined with a lack of common sense is an unemployable mix. I purposely didnt correct it because the statement still makes a modicum of sense. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: erotic library persian Christ, thank you. How stupid do people have to be not to understand this? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997473) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:26 PM Author: bright galvanic mediation don't put up with that bullshit.
put her in her place.
she'll respect you for it.
she doesn't respect you enough right now. |
Date: June 12th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: vivacious vermilion national juggernaut "her faggot friend, who is a total cocksucker anyway."
well duh
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: erotic library persian He's not literally a cocksucker. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997246) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: Vibrant Poppy Rigpig Mad Cow Disease Punch her in the tit (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997245) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: erotic library persian I'd rather kick her in the teeth. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997248) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:26 PM Author: Vibrant Poppy Rigpig Mad Cow Disease You should just whip it out and piss on her next time (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997264) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:26 PM Author: Lake free-loading boltzmann gummy bjs are denturtastic. it's all that keeps old women useful in any sense. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997265) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: mischievous aqua set gaping I don't get it. She lied about being on the phone when she was really on teh computer, knowing you'd have to walk by the computer to answer the other phone? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997258) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: tan fragrant boistinker kitty cat Yeah, this story is suspicious. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997276) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:28 PM Author: erotic library persian No, she was on the phone. But apparently it was way too much for her to say, "hold on a second" and pick up the other phone, which was RIGHT FUCKING THERE. Instead, I'm supposed to drop whatever I am doing and answer the fucking thing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997286) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: mischievous aqua set gaping Hmm, I think I'm more sympathetic to her, mainly because it annoys the hell out of me when people put me on hold to answer the other line. Call waiting is an instrument of the devil.
You could have just let it go to voicemail. |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: thriller sick stead sweet tailpipe The guy that called was a GUY? Ultimeate pwnage. How hot is this chick? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997322) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: Lake free-loading boltzmann "The guy that called was a GUY?"
Most guys tend to be guys even when the guy is gay. |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: erotic library persian Yeah, I don't even understand Dee's retarded post. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997342) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: Lake free-loading boltzmann it was the ultimeate! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997350) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: erotic library persian We had this retarded friend in high school (he wasn't actually retarded, just a moron). He was the first one to drive, so we would make him go on taco bell runs when we were stoned. He used to spell it chili "chess" burrito, and taco "supream." He later went on to become a sex offender. True story. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997376) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: Lake free-loading boltzmann hahaha, niiice... what was the offense? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997415) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: erotic library persian Actually, he snuck in to another one of our friend's houses and touched his (friend #2) mom's twat while she was asleep. She woke up screaming and he took off down the street. Halfway down the block he dropped a pair of her panties, which he had stolen.
It was an open and shut case. The kid was about 5' tall, and he wrote his name with a sharpee in his size 6 sneakers, which he managed to leave at the scene of the crime. |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: thriller sick stead sweet tailpipe do i remind you of this kid (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997447) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: erotic library persian Not really. You're much smarter.
And even he wasn't a virgin (just kidding). |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: Lake free-loading boltzmann That's freakin' awesome. Was she a milf? What did the son of the mom say to his (ex?) friend? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997467) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:55 PM Author: erotic library persian I didn't think she was a milf...but some of the guys used to make jokes about how they'd fuck her, etc. I think it was just to get a rise out of the kid, since the mom was a guidance counselor at our school.
I don't think they ever talked after that. The perp was a short but rock solid (and thick) black Colombian (he was adopted)...he looked just like Mike Tyson; that was his nickname. The other kid was a skinny, effete jew, so it's not like he could have kicked his ass or anything. |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:55 PM Author: thriller sick stead sweet tailpipe I think you just described poetic dreamer. He is adopted colombian. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997492) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: erotic library persian Trust me - PD is way too smart to be this kid.
EDIT: But that would be really fucking weird. |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: thriller sick stead sweet tailpipe clever, not
fag |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:37 PM Author: Lake free-loading boltzmann uh oh, you called me fag. you win! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997354) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:53 PM Author: pale stage Credited response. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&forum_id=2#2997478) |