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Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this wor...
Razzle police squad
  07/21/12
No one should vote for Greg Abbott.
contagious sinister temple
  08/18/13
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!
Frisky orange sound barrier base
  08/18/13
Easy, chief.
outnumbered boltzmann
  08/18/13
I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU...
Frisky orange sound barrier base
  08/18/13
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Histrionic goyim gunner
  08/19/13
greg abbott is my dad
marvelous boistinker bbw
  08/19/13
greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a pro...
Lilac infuriating locale
  08/19/13
Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next w...
Adamo Tuti
  07/21/12
i teared.
Vengeful School
  07/21/12
jfc, nay... JFC!
motley avocado market jap
  07/21/12
To be fair, But they're also pretty tasty bro
shaky beady-eyed scourge upon the earth famous landscape painting
  07/21/12
In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.
hideous property
  07/22/12
...
Dashing space personal credit line
  01/22/14
morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters
Adamo Tuti
  12/21/12
...
fragrant stain
  12/21/12
ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.
trip hot principal's office
  12/21/12
WTF
chartreuse candlestick maker mood
  12/21/12
120
bat shit crazy lake nowag newt
  12/21/12
Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue. 120
Appetizing deer antler psychic
  12/21/12
120
orchid hateful roommate
  02/25/17
CAF
Transparent apoplectic menage
  12/21/12
This dude wrote that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George...
excitant coldplay fan
  12/21/12
180
brass spectacular resort dragon
  12/21/12
http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg
beta regret
  12/21/12
...
brass spectacular resort dragon
  12/21/12
...
propecia mathematica
  02/25/17
I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...
bat shit crazy lake nowag newt
  12/21/12
...
chartreuse candlestick maker mood
  12/21/12
Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180
rambunctious blood rage tank
  12/21/12
...
chartreuse candlestick maker mood
  12/21/12
Nothing to see here!
outnumbered boltzmann
  08/18/13
...
outnumbered boltzmann
  08/18/13
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Frisky orange sound barrier base
  08/18/13
Is Greg Abbott a racist?
contagious sinister temple
  08/18/13
...
Big Fishy Milk Piazza
  08/18/13
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Big Fishy Milk Piazza
  08/18/13
On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dan...
Comical plaza useless brakes
  08/18/13
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contagious sinister temple
  08/19/13
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Big Fishy Milk Piazza
  08/19/13
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Dashing space personal credit line
  01/22/14
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Dashing space personal credit line
  02/25/17
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lascivious nursing home electric furnace
  02/25/17
niggertits
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  12/05/18
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Provocative smoky indirect expression
  03/18/19
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  08/01/20
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Historical American
  11/04/26


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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: Razzle police squad

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.

1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.

Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.

See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143228)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: contagious sinister temple

No one should vote for Greg Abbott.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Frisky orange sound barrier base

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: outnumbered boltzmann

Easy, chief.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868146)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: Frisky orange sound barrier base

I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Histrionic goyim gunner



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869795)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM
Author: marvelous boistinker bbw

greg abbott is my dad

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869785)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Lilac infuriating locale

greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: Vengeful School

i teared.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143369)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: motley avocado market jap

jfc, nay...

JFC!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143379)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: shaky beady-eyed scourge upon the earth famous landscape painting

To be fair,

But they're also pretty tasty bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143381)



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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: hideous property

In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: Dashing space personal credit line



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876505)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: fragrant stain



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291076)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: trip hot principal's office

ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: chartreuse candlestick maker mood

WTF

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lake nowag newt

120

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291962)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Appetizing deer antler psychic

Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.

120

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291975)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: orchid hateful roommate

120

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699364)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM
Author: Transparent apoplectic menage

CAF

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291446)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: excitant coldplay fan

This dude wrote that:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291503)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: brass spectacular resort dragon

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291511)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: beta regret

http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: brass spectacular resort dragon



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291562)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699211)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lake nowag newt

I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: chartreuse candlestick maker mood



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291545)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: rambunctious blood rage tank

Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: chartreuse candlestick maker mood



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291567)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: outnumbered boltzmann

Nothing to see here!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23865089)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: outnumbered boltzmann



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868066)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Frisky orange sound barrier base

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: contagious sinister temple

Is Greg Abbott a racist?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868120)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: Big Fishy Milk Piazza



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868187)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: Big Fishy Milk Piazza



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868204)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: Comical plaza useless brakes

On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM
Author: contagious sinister temple



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869656)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 6:45 PM
Author: Big Fishy Milk Piazza



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23872640)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: Dashing space personal credit line



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876489)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 7:07 AM
Author: Dashing space personal credit line



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32696771)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: lascivious nursing home electric furnace



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699190)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: stirring disturbing hall

niggertits

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37355205)



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Date: March 18th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Provocative smoky indirect expression



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37949416)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: balding mewling meetinghouse headpube



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#40692497)



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Date: November 4th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Historical American



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#50233239)