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Mustard boyish sandwich
  08/29/12
Hey, this is Mike from KPMG. We've got the whole crew of 48 ...
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why don't we go ahead and do a quick round table before we g...
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talented locus ceo
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Soul-stirring Point
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brindle locale
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Razzle Well-lubricated Stead
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hi this is Slow Children Playing *launches into 2 minute scr...
Salmon Masturbator
  08/29/12
Hey this is Mike Dexter, secondary local co-lead liason coun...
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  08/29/12
Good Sir, This is Rajesh from Accenture IT Consulting
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don't out Cow Goes Moo, breh
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mind-boggling national pervert
  11/12/13
Is somebody typing, or eating an apple or something?
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  08/29/12
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wonderful office
  04/23/13
LAYWER 142: Can you move your keyboard away from speakerpho...
talented locus ceo
  08/29/12
lol
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  08/29/12
Haha
amber dashing plaza wagecucks
  03/28/13
This is Danesh Patel from Deloitte!!! HELLO EVERYONE!
Aphrodisiac lodge
  08/29/12
*makes long string of irrelevant, unfunny, tangential jokes ...
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/29/12
*silence* (Low level associate)
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Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/29/12
errrr.... yes. Sorry everyone, I meant to say, "Yes.&q...
talented locus ceo
  08/29/12
180
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wonderful office
  08/29/12
yep
galvanic theater stage chad
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lol
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Underhanded Principal's Office
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Bright Meetinghouse
  08/30/12
*long pause* "Uh...[partner] couldn't be on the call......
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/30/12
lol
richard clock
  08/30/12
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Salmon Masturbator
  08/30/12
dammit
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  08/30/12
Hi me
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mind-boggling national pervert
  09/27/12
THIS
bateful useless blood rage clown
  02/26/13
cr
slate circlehead
  06/11/13
goddamnit
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vigorous fuchsia senate
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hahahah
Vibrant ruby trailer park
  01/10/14
i had to lead the client and other party to a negotiation th...
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
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  08/29/12
lulz
swollen ivory pit genital piercing
  08/29/12
Ok, so should we set up another call for Friday?
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/29/12
Let's review action points and next steps first.
talented locus ceo
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  02/06/18
*Dials in with partner* *Silence* Partner, "Circuit C...
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  08/29/12
lol
bateful useless blood rage clown
  08/29/12
*heavy breathing* (guess who)
Fiercely-loyal space
  08/29/12
doobs?
galvanic theater stage chad
  08/29/12
lol
Startling stimulating institution wrinkle
  02/26/13
OK, sounds like the beeps have stopped, so let's go ahead an...
Nubile location
  08/29/12
180
irate medicated community account
  08/29/12
haha
Vibrant ruby trailer park
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fucking 180 thread
sable glittery nursing home macaca
  08/29/12
So you guys getting some rain down there in Mississippi?
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Insecure nowag ticket booth
  08/31/12
"Really great weather that we're having here, I can alm...
brindle locale
  05/26/16
*joins 15 minutes late but still records name for announceme...
Khaki library
  08/29/12
lol holy shit this literally just happened (conf call starte...
Khaki library
  08/29/12
(guy who will never make partner)
Bonkers histrionic lay knife
  08/30/12
THIS IS SULLIVAN AND CROMWELL, WE ARE ON
bateful useless blood rage clown
  08/29/12
*tea party troll hacks phone line, gets onto conf call* Cro...
Khaki library
  08/29/12
this was just god fucking awful
Vibrant ruby trailer park
  09/15/12
180 to everyone who has ever heard this before
Iridescent trip yarmulke
  08/30/12
do they actually say that verbatim
henna motley dilemma
  09/27/12
they actually do, although some more graciously than others
Mustard boyish sandwich
  10/19/12
i don't believe this no way
primrose tattoo
  08/01/13
It's true.
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Underhanded Principal's Office
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slate circlehead
  08/30/12
Yes, but they don't even pretend to care.
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White Halford Public Bath
  06/11/13
lol GO TO MED SKOOL fagits
exciting brunch marketing idea
  08/29/12
Thread should be turned into a 1-act play of the same name
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/29/12
uh this is a 181 suggestion
Khaki library
  08/29/12
maybe box can draw this thread?
galvanic theater stage chad
  08/29/12
if i knew how id totally animate it. actually it could prob...
floppy goal in life
  08/29/12
seriously get on this, im chuckling already just thinking ab...
galvanic theater stage chad
  08/29/12
if box doesn't do this, i might try to learn how in the next...
Khaki library
  08/29/12
http://www.xtranormal.com/ ex.: http://www.youtube.com/wa...
floppy goal in life
  08/29/12
tyty
Khaki library
  08/29/12
pls do it
floppy goal in life
  08/29/12
you have never been on one of these calls
bateful useless blood rage clown
  08/29/12
I'm on a conference call right now and I need to piss badly....
Deranged Razzmatazz Background Story
  08/29/12
mute the call and go i have taken a big shit before on conf...
Khaki library
  08/29/12
180. my office wall shares a wall with the restroom here. ...
wonderful office
  08/29/12
lol
180 pearl pozpig cruise ship
  08/29/12
This story is amazing
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/30/12
tyvmft, I died loling
Comical frum french chef
  10/30/12
This is not the shitlaw I was thinking of.
vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse
  02/07/13
180^180
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Yapping chapel
  02/26/13
THIS IS SO GOOD
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Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property
  08/01/13
this kills me every time.
Crystalline big-titted faggot firefighter
  11/27/13
tbf, this is really not that odd
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Khaki library
  08/29/12
*is client* *tells bad joke on call while waiting for las...
overrated double fault
  08/29/12
underrated
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  08/01/13
def underrated
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  08/29/12
sorry in advance guys I'm traveling right now so I if there ...
adventurous saffron ladyboy
  08/29/12
this is my fav so far
floppy goal in life
  08/29/12
I just th_______________________ stip_______________________...
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/29/12
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slate circlehead
  08/30/12
*everyone pretends they understood yet everyone knows no one...
primrose tattoo
  08/30/12
Let's just keep this moving.
Mustard boyish sandwich
  09/01/12
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slate circlehead
  03/15/13
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brindle locale
  05/26/16
180
Underhanded Principal's Office
  08/29/12
180
sable glittery nursing home macaca
  08/29/12
(equity partner)
red deep people who are hurt
  08/30/12
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Underhanded Principal's Office
  08/30/12
big lulz
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  12/16/16
"Hi, this is (name)." *immediately mutes phone,...
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Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
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Underhanded Principal's Office
  08/29/12
*scrambles in vain to take down the name of everyone on the ...
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/29/12
haha i am doing this right now :D
Khaki library
  08/29/12
I'm doing this right now.
vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse
  02/07/13
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wild vermilion tanning salon
  08/29/12
Protip: record the call on your iphone as a voice memo
overrated double fault
  08/29/12
this is generally unethical
bateful useless blood rage clown
  08/30/12
And illegal without permission in some states.
navy jew cuckoldry
  08/30/12
and immoral everywhere except Liberia
fishy kink-friendly associate
  12/31/12
That's not the can-do attitude we're looking for.
Racy heaven pistol
  01/10/14
jfc, WTF is gonna rat you out? You record it for your ...
White Halford Public Bath
  06/11/13
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crimson impertinent round eye bbw
  01/13/17
wait. . .wait. . .there is some OTHER way to do conference c...
White Halford Public Bath
  06/11/13
Guys, I'm working remotely today, so <sound of baby cryin...
Khaki library
  08/29/12
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Underhanded Principal's Office
  08/29/12
was about to <dogs start barking loudly> post this
Bonkers histrionic lay knife
  08/30/12
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Thriller Elastic Band
  08/25/14
CLAY: "This is Clayton Bass, operations manager, repor...
Gaped peach trust fund
  08/29/12
ha ha
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mind-boggling national pervert
  09/27/12
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Mahogany laughsome internal respiration
  09/27/12
Love this.
vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse
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puce home lettuce
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mind-boggling national pervert
  08/01/13
love the issuer rubes
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mind-boggling national pervert
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  06/24/15
best in class.
Razzle Well-lubricated Stead
  03/01/17
"Anyone heard anything around the water cooler?"
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aqua house
  08/29/12
...
cheese-eating mint organic girlfriend den
  08/29/12
Completely unexpected thread success. Was literally saying ...
Mustard boyish sandwich
  08/29/12
it's nice to see that there are a good number of poasters wh...
Bonkers histrionic lay knife
  08/30/12
1Ls, take a good long look at this thread. Does it excite an...
supple station liquid oxygen
  08/30/12
I know what I'm getting into.
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/30/12
love this
floppy goal in life
  08/30/12
ONLY IF THEY'RE FUCKING LUCKY!!! "Didn't catch you o...
high-end big casino pocket flask
  10/30/12
*BEEP TEN MINUTES AFTER SCHEDULED CALL TIME RIGHT IN MIDDLE ...
richard clock
  08/30/12
LOL I actually know a hot Anjali in shit flyover
bateful useless blood rage clown
  08/30/12
Anjali Hasija? Yes, I know her too.
fishy kink-friendly associate
  12/31/12
lolololol
Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property
  08/01/13
No shit, during a hearing today the judge wanted to conferen...
Cerise blathering school cafeteria
  08/30/12
181
Green karate therapy
  08/30/12
im guessing it was the above ground theme, but i think the u...
richard clock
  08/30/12
star power music
bateful useless blood rage clown
  08/30/12
...
Cerise blathering school cafeteria
  08/30/12
Lololol
Vibrant ruby trailer park
  08/30/12
...
Mustard boyish sandwich
  08/31/12
...
pungent diverse love of her life kitchen
  09/27/12
a+
fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker
  11/22/13
182
Vibrant ruby trailer park
  01/10/14
Good guess. It was hilarious and a little surreal. There we...
Cerise blathering school cafeteria
  08/30/12
lol
Cobalt site
  08/30/12
...
Electric Juggernaut Volcanic Crater
  10/30/12
oh god my sides
Autistic personal credit line windowlicker
  02/06/13
Jesus this is amazing.
vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse
  02/07/13
best image ever
apoplectic toaster
  02/18/13
180
Yapping chapel
  02/26/13
180 visual
puce home lettuce
  05/18/13
should be in a tv episode
fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker
  11/22/13
...
puce home lettuce
  01/10/14
tbf did you guys at least chuckle about it a little?
Vibrant ruby trailer park
  01/10/14
do do do doop
Mustard boyish sandwich
  08/20/14
184
Soul-stirring Point
  08/30/12
The only thing that would make this better is if it was a su...
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/30/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4IxlrqZY0Y
primrose tattoo
  08/30/12
lol
Underhanded Principal's Office
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...
White Halford Public Bath
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Pale dog poop azn
  12/16/16
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irate medicated community account
  08/30/12
Anyone have anything else? *random guy goes on for 10minu...
dull curious menage
  08/30/12
Bro, I think this has been done about ten times in this thre...
Cerise blathering school cafeteria
  08/30/12
I am operating on another level. The point was to repeat...
dull curious menage
  08/31/12
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shimmering rough-skinned place of business step-uncle's house
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Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property
  08/01/13
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Crystalline big-titted faggot firefighter
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Mustard boyish sandwich
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alcoholic gay wizard rehab
  10/15/13
*goes into near-seizure exasperatedly yammering about a poin...
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/30/12
"ok, I'm going to go ahead and make John the presenter....
Carmine national security agency party of the first part
  08/30/12
Please move your blackberry away from the speakerphone
Translucent hell
  08/30/12
I know you guys have done this before: *mutes our side* ...
Aphrodisiac lodge
  08/31/12
*hits mute button* *starts talking shit* *mic is still...
wild vermilion tanning salon
  08/31/12
...
Carmine national security agency party of the first part
  08/31/12
No, that works us. Thanks. *mute* you stupid fuck! *mute but...
vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse
  02/07/13
...
Thriller Elastic Band
  06/20/14
Stebs here
zombie-like whorehouse voyeur
  08/31/12
*browses reddit while someone talks about irrelevant shit*
Carmine national security agency party of the first part
  08/31/12
this thread is one of the only things that's made me happy i...
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/31/12
I'm about to drive through the tunnel, so you may lose -----...
Mustard boyish sandwich
  08/31/12
*waltzes into thread, takes a glass of sparkling champagne f...
excitant electric furnace
  08/31/12
*hangs up* *realizes nothing on list of important items to ...
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/31/12
I think we have a plan. (Wants call to end, no plan in pl...
Mustard boyish sandwich
  08/31/12
i dont get this thread
Olive fragrant dragon
  08/31/12
(unemployed dood)
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/31/12
oh i get it now
Olive fragrant dragon
  08/31/12
WELCOME TO AMERICONFERTELECONNECT! THE CONFERENCE HAS NOT YE...
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  08/31/12
...
Crystalline big-titted faggot firefighter
  08/25/14
Hour long call with client. 1.0. Hour long call with opp...
Mustard boyish sandwich
  09/01/12
this is how it's done.
high-end big casino pocket flask
  10/30/12
I noticed that you padded your original billing entry from 1...
vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse
  03/04/13
now thats thinkin like a lawyer
fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker
  11/22/13
...
Bisexual buck-toothed stag film psychic
  07/21/16
...
crimson impertinent round eye bbw
  12/16/16
"I think we should, uh, chat more about that offline.&q...
Chocolate Becky
  09/02/12
...
sexy filthpig jewess
  09/15/12
...
Deranged Razzmatazz Background Story
  09/27/12
"LIKE I SAID if you wanna run that down we can double t...
bateful useless blood rage clown
  09/27/12
...
Vibrant ruby trailer park
  01/10/14
how is this the first time i'm reading this thread? amazing
pungent diverse love of her life kitchen
  09/27/12
ya i've reread it so many times, my favorite is the rajesh s...
Khaki library
  09/27/12
"Now, we're gonna have them scanned and OCRed--" ...
pungent diverse love of her life kitchen
  09/27/12
hahahahahaha
Mustard boyish sandwich
  10/07/12
this one is extraordinary and will go underappreciated
razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard business firm
  10/19/12
hahahahaha
Swashbuckling flesh laser beams
  10/19/12
...
topaz ungodly tank
  12/31/12
...
Autistic personal credit line windowlicker
  02/13/13
(Litigator jokes)
Vibrant ruby trailer park
  03/28/13
...
puce home lettuce
  06/11/13
...
wild vermilion tanning salon
  06/11/13
jesus i hate people
Salmon Masturbator
  08/01/13
...
Marvelous dun goyim
  08/01/13
...
fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker
  11/22/13
First one I LOL'd at.
aromatic nighttime skinny woman factory reset button
  12/11/13
this poast should be mandatory reading for 0Ls
maroon orchestra pit
  01/10/14
this poast really makes me angry at all lawyers for some rea...
puce home lettuce
  06/02/14
...
Bisexual buck-toothed stag film psychic
  04/01/16
god i can't believe i wrote this 4 years ago
Odious boiling water
  06/24/16
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Titillating sound barrier
  06/24/16
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Concupiscible lilac puppy boltzmann
  07/21/20
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Light startled hairy legs state
  06/23/21
(like OCR) still kills me
Mustard boyish sandwich
  06/23/21
...
Mustard boyish sandwich
  08/30/22
"Hi, this is itty bitty titty" *mutes call to fuc...
bat shit crazy forum
  09/27/12
lol
Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property
  08/01/13
underappreciated
Flushed out-of-control university depressive
  10/01/13
very underrated
Crystalline big-titted faggot firefighter
  11/27/13
"well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you ...
Bonkers histrionic lay knife
  09/27/12
*goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise*
Bonkers histrionic lay knife
  09/27/12
...
Cordovan Water Buffalo Jap
  12/02/12
...
slate circlehead
  02/26/13
fuck it 180
Mauve Antidepressant Drug
  10/01/13
...
slate circlehead
  11/12/14
...
slate circlehead
  06/26/15
...
slate circlehead
  06/24/16
Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started......
sable glittery nursing home macaca
  10/07/12
actual lol
Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property
  08/01/13
lol
aromatic nighttime skinny woman factory reset button
  12/11/13
...
Cerise blathering school cafeteria
  10/17/12
...
Mustard boyish sandwich
  10/19/12
180s all around. tyft.
Electric Juggernaut Volcanic Crater
  10/19/12
Hour long call with client: 1.0 Hour long call with oppos...
harsh newt crackhouse
  10/19/12
when do these calls stop sucking cockxs, there's always one ...
Angry Son Of Senegal
  10/19/12
Senior Partner who is massively out of the loop: "Well ...
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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:30 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:30 PM
Author: Bistre field

Hey, this is Mike from KPMG. We've got the whole crew of 48 people on, crammed in one room.

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Bonkers histrionic lay knife

why don't we go ahead and do a quick round table before we get started?

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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:52 AM
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Dying, two months later.

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:31 PM
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This is Denise in Seattle... Kim can't be here, her raccoon has herpes.

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:32 PM
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hi this is Slow Children Playing *launches into 2 minute screed about what i was doing before i joined, assuming everyone was waiting patiently in silence for me*

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:32 PM
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Hey this is Mike Dexter, secondary local co-lead liason counsel for the Georgia RESPA plaintiffs

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:32 PM
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Good Sir,

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:35 PM
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Author: Submissive gas station degenerate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451460)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: provocative roast beef fanboi



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705277)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: hairraiser orange half-breed



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458158)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling national pervert



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24425066)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

Is somebody typing, or eating an apple or something?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451163)



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Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: wonderful office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063845)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: talented locus ceo

LAYWER 142: Can you move your keyboard away from speakerphone? K thanx.

JUDGE: Sorry everyone, that was actually me.

LAWYER 142: Oh, no problem, Your Honor.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451176)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine hominid old irish cottage

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451244)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: amber dashing plaza wagecucks

Haha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894798)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac lodge

This is Danesh Patel from Deloitte!!! HELLO EVERYONE!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451178)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

*makes long string of irrelevant, unfunny, tangential jokes to avoid subject that he doesn't really have a command of, derailing the entire call*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451182)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Gay theatre black woman

*silence*

(Low level associate)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451190)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451192)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: talented locus ceo

errrr.... yes. Sorry everyone, I meant to say, "Yes."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451201)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: irate medicated community account

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451688)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Autistic personal credit line windowlicker



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579699)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: wonderful office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451199)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage chad

yep

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451222)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:05 PM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451401)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Underhanded Principal's Office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451450)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: sexy filthpig jewess



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451482)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Bright Meetinghouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457864)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

*long pause* "Uh...[partner] couldn't be on the call...I...will ask him that...when I talk to him"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457884)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:02 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457888)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Salmon Masturbator



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458391)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Maize church giraffe

dammit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458669)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant Dark Crotch Prole

Hi me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464691)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling national pervert



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670638)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 8:43 PM
Author: bateful useless blood rage clown

THIS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716198)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: slate circlehead

cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371096)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: cerebral set brethren

goddamnit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236700)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: vigorous fuchsia senate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808279)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

hahahah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808287)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia senate

i had to lead the client and other party to a negotiation through a redline recently and i'd have dropkicked a kitten onto a freeway to have been able to say this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125815)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35342405)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: Cordovan Water Buffalo Jap

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154378)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:53 PM
Author: puce home lettuce



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154441)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Angry Son Of Senegal



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743728)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:26 AM
Author: White Halford Public Bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371854)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: vigorous fuchsia senate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808280)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:39 PM
Author: Lascivious parlor corn cake



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451210)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: swollen ivory pit genital piercing

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451254)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

Ok, so should we set up another call for Friday?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451217)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: talented locus ceo

Let's review action points and next steps first.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451226)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35342408)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: offensive stirring parlour international law enforcement agency

*Dials in with partner*

*Silence*

Partner, "Circuit City, are you sure the call is for X:30 our time? Or their time?"

Circuit City, "Ahh...our time, yea, our time."

*5 mins pass*

Circuit City, "I guess they must of canceled it."

Edit: *Is stealthed next performance round*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451242)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: bateful useless blood rage clown

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451322)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal space

*heavy breathing*

(guess who)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451270)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage chad

doobs?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451290)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Startling stimulating institution wrinkle

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716360)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Nubile location

OK, sounds like the beeps have stopped, so let's go ahead and get started. OK, thanks everyone for dialing on, thi--

*BEEP BEEP*

...

Hello, who just joined?

Hi Paul!

*Doesn't introduce self, assumes voice is recognizable on a call with 30 people*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451284)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: irate medicated community account

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451699)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

haha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808288)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: crimson impertinent round eye bbw



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365582)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca

fucking 180 thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451285)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

So you guys getting some rain down there in Mississippi?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Insecure nowag ticket booth



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464837)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 3:30 AM
Author: brindle locale

"Really great weather that we're having here, I can almost see out the window from my cubicle!"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561608)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Khaki library

*joins 15 minutes late but still records name for announcement to the room*

NATE QUINCY <has joined the conference>

Hi guys this is Nate Quincy, a partner with BearingPoint UK.

*goes off on unrelated issues for 20 minutes but no one dares tell him to STFU because he's a partner*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451311)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Khaki library

lol holy shit this literally just happened (conf call started 5 mins ago) - owner of a new partner just joined 5 mins late and derailed whole call

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451456)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: Bonkers histrionic lay knife

(guy who will never make partner)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457873)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: bateful useless blood rage clown

THIS IS SULLIVAN AND CROMWELL, WE ARE ON

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451312)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:56 PM
Author: Khaki library

*tea party troll hacks phone line, gets onto conf call*

Cromwell?? APPEASER APPEASER APPEASER

*hangs up*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451336)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

this was just god fucking awful

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: Iridescent trip yarmulke

180 to everyone who has ever heard this before

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462970)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: henna motley dilemma

do they actually say that verbatim

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671159)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:55 AM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

they actually do, although some more graciously than others

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827504)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: primrose tattoo

i don't believe this no way

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764605)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Spectacular beta address

It's true.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765751)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: Underhanded Principal's Office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463015)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: gold naked striped hyena kitty cat



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471480)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca

PERSON EXPECTED TO CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE CONVERSATION: Hey guys, I have a conflict in 30 minutes so I'm going to have to drop off early.

CALL ORGANIZER, PRETENDING TO CARE: OK. No worries.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451323)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine hominid old irish cottage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451332)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: wild vermilion tanning salon



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: slate circlehead



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463019)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse

Yes, but they don't even pretend to care.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743706)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:22 PM
Author: Umber irradiated piazza trump supporter



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857338)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: White Halford Public Bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371861)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: exciting brunch marketing idea

lol GO TO MED SKOOL fagits

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451329)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

Thread should be turned into a 1-act play of the same name

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451347)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: Khaki library

uh this is a 181 suggestion

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451381)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage chad

maybe box can draw this thread?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451385)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:06 PM
Author: floppy goal in life

if i knew how id totally animate it. actually it could prob be done with that site that ppl use where u get to position ppl and type stuff for them to say... u know what i mean? there are some classic xo vids made from it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451405)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage chad

seriously get on this, im chuckling already just thinking about it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451427)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:11 PM
Author: Khaki library

if box doesn't do this, i might try to learn how in the next week or so

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451434)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: floppy goal in life

http://www.xtranormal.com/

ex.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSlfe_AAVrY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451443)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:19 PM
Author: Khaki library

tyty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451489)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: floppy goal in life

pls do it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451500)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:48 PM
Author: bateful useless blood rage clown

you have never been on one of these calls

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21452077)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Deranged Razzmatazz Background Story

I'm on a conference call right now and I need to piss badly. What's the best protocol?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451433)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:11 PM
Author: Khaki library

mute the call and go

i have taken a big shit before on conf call, i just squat and pray no one asks me a question

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451435)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: wonderful office

180. my office wall shares a wall with the restroom here.

one time i remember a partner yelling in "HEY JOHN, YOU IN THERE"

JOHN, "YA, WUT?"

PARTNER, "HEY, I GOT SOMEONE ON THE LINE FROM [IMPORTANT CLIENT], WILL U JUST TAKE IT REAL QUICK?"

JOHN, "JESUS, WELL OK"

ME: LISTENS TO JOHN TALK TO THE IMPORTANT CLIENT WHILE HE'S SHITTING

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451463)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: 180 pearl pozpig cruise ship

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451478)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

This story is amazing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462925)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:02 PM
Author: Comical frum french chef

tyvmft, I died loling

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926697)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse

This is not the shitlaw I was thinking of.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588513)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca

180^180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588572)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: puce home lettuce



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108228)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Sepia indian lodge



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28191903)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Yapping chapel

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717100)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Sticky Heady Telephone Multi-billionaire

THIS IS SO GOOD

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371227)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761648)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: Crystalline big-titted faggot firefighter

this kills me every time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523665)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

tbf, this is really not that odd

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808290)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Khaki library



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451442)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: overrated double fault

*is client*

*tells bad joke on call while waiting for last person to join*

*listens to lawyers laugh hysterically*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451455)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:30 PM
Author: Arousing spot scourge upon the earth

underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764523)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia senate

def underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125878)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: multi-colored gaping mediation



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365604)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: cracking generalized bond pisswyrm



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451476)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: adventurous saffron ladyboy

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451483)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:19 PM
Author: floppy goal in life

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451488)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451525)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:22 PM
Author: slate circlehead



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463038)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:28 PM
Author: primrose tattoo

*everyone pretends they understood yet everyone knows no one could*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463136)



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Date: September 1st, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

Let's just keep this moving.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21472952)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 7:14 PM
Author: slate circlehead



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: Underhanded Principal's Office

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451532)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451780)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: red deep people who are hurt

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458423)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM
Author: Underhanded Principal's Office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463030)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker

big lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491292)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:19 PM
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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: contagious stage codepig

"Hi, this is (name)."

*immediately mutes phone, puts on speaker, walks around room doing other stuff or surfs the web*

Every phone call I've ever been on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451510)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451527)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: Underhanded Principal's Office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

*scrambles in vain to take down the name of everyone on the call*

*poasts while half listening to rest of call*

*struggles to remember what was talked about for memo to partner*

*refers to call as "uneventful" in memo, praying this is correct*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451537)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:29 PM
Author: Khaki library

haha i am doing this right now :D

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451546)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse

I'm doing this right now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588523)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:37 PM
Author: wild vermilion tanning salon



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451587)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: overrated double fault

Protip: record the call on your iphone as a voice memo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451598)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: bateful useless blood rage clown

this is generally unethical

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457785)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: navy jew cuckoldry

And illegal without permission in some states.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458149)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:54 PM
Author: fishy kink-friendly associate

and immoral everywhere except Liberia

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342189)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Racy heaven pistol

That's not the can-do attitude we're looking for.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808308)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: White Halford Public Bath

jfc,

WTF is gonna rat you out?

You record it for your memo, then delete it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371864)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:47 AM
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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: White Halford Public Bath

wait. . .wait. . .there is some OTHER way to do conference calls?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371863)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Khaki library

Guys, I'm working remotely today, so <sound of baby crying in background>f now?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451522)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Underhanded Principal's Office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451698)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: Bonkers histrionic lay knife

was about to <dogs start barking loudly> post this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457852)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: Thriller Elastic Band



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204122)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Gaped peach trust fund

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ORGANIZER: "Hi, Clayton!"

CLAY: "Please, call me Clay."

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CLAY: "My pleasure. I wasn't sure If I'd have to reschedule because last year the Lord blessed us with a granddaughter and our daughter is living at home again while she tries to get her last credits and the youngin' was up all night with the woofles but her mama needed her sleep cuz she had that algebra test in the morning so the wife and I were up taking care of that baby until the break of dawn and I tell ya you have to love them but they're something else."

ORGANIZER: "Ok. Let's get started."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451529)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Onyx hospital dysfunction

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451679)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:50 PM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670852)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse

Love this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743687)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM
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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:03 PM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764279)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker

love the issuer rubes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491307)



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Date: June 4th, 2014 9:59 PM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32732290)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stage toilet seat

"Anyone heard anything around the water cooler?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451531)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:49 PM
Author: aqua house



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Date: August 29th, 2012 5:05 PM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21452194)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:35 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

Completely unexpected thread success. Was literally saying this as I posted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21453223)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Bonkers histrionic lay knife

it's nice to see that there are a good number of poasters who aren't unemployed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457863)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: supple station liquid oxygen

1Ls, take a good long look at this thread. Does it excite and intrigue you? Because of that piece of paper you just signed, in three years, 20% of your life will look exactly like this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457661)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

I know what I'm getting into.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457869)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: floppy goal in life

love this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458027)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 6:57 PM
Author: high-end big casino pocket flask

ONLY IF THEY'RE FUCKING LUCKY!!!

"Didn't catch you on the call...I put it on your calendar and I remember you accepting it." FUCKERS!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926650)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

*BEEP TEN MINUTES AFTER SCHEDULED CALL TIME RIGHT IN MIDDLE OF CONVERSATION*

HELLO??? HELLOOO? THIS IS ANJALI FROM SHIT-TOWN LOCAL COUNSEL ASSOCIATES

*TAKES CALL ON OTHER LINE, INUNDATES CON CALL WITH HOLD MUSIC*

*BEEEEEEEP*

HELLO??? HELLLO? THIS IS ANJALI FROM SHIT-TOWN LOCAL COUNSEL ASSOCIATES. MY PHONE LINE GOT CUT OFF. HELLOOO?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457837)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:04 PM
Author: bateful useless blood rage clown

LOL I actually know a hot Anjali in shit flyover

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457907)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:55 PM
Author: fishy kink-friendly associate

Anjali Hasija? Yes, I know her too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342195)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property

lolololol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761662)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:05 PM
Author: Cerise blathering school cafeteria

No shit, during a hearing today the judge wanted to conference in an executive from my client's company. So we put it on sp3eakerphone and called. The receptionist answers we ask for officer and she puts us on hold. Their hold music was the super mario brothers theme.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458358)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Green karate therapy

181

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458388)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

im guessing it was the above ground theme, but i think the underground theme would be even better. water theme is obviously for arrow's house of homos.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458414)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: bateful useless blood rage clown

star power music

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458451)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Cerise blathering school cafeteria



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21459550)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:26 PM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

Lololol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463108)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: pungent diverse love of her life kitchen



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker

a+

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491319)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:58 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

182

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808296)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:21 PM
Author: Cerise blathering school cafeteria

Good guess. It was hilarious and a little surreal. There were three lawyers, a distinguished looking judge in a robe, bailiffs, and a staff attorney sitting in a court room for like three minutes listening to the super mario theme.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458487)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Cobalt site

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463009)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 6:46 PM
Author: Electric Juggernaut Volcanic Crater



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926576)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:36 AM
Author: Autistic personal credit line windowlicker

oh god my sides

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579703)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:22 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse

Jesus this is amazing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588554)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: apoplectic toaster

best image ever

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662330)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Yapping chapel

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717125)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 5:12 PM
Author: puce home lettuce

180 visual

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224278)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker

should be in a tv episode

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491334)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: puce home lettuce



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

tbf did you guys at least chuckle about it a little?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808300)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 1:46 AM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

do do do doop

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26166792)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Point

184

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458428)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

The only thing that would make this better is if it was a super prestigious judge, on hold, listening to the super mario music with a bunch of lawyers

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462941)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: primrose tattoo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4IxlrqZY0Y

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463179)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM
Author: Underhanded Principal's Office

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463022)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: White Halford Public Bath



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: dull curious menage

Anyone have anything else?

*random guy goes on for 10minutes about something else unrelated*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463085)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: Cerise blathering school cafeteria

Bro, I think this has been done about ten times in this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463184)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:08 AM
Author: dull curious menage

I am operating on another level.

The point was to repeat it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464505)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:30 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:00 PM
Author: Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

*goes into near-seizure exasperatedly yammering about a point everyone has already agreed on*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463293)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:38 PM
Author: Carmine national security agency party of the first part

"ok, I'm going to go ahead and make John the presenter..."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463299)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: Translucent hell

Please move your blackberry away from the speakerphone

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463359)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lodge

I know you guys have done this before:

*mutes our side*

*starts running around the room making fart noises and masturbation motions when others talk

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464590)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: wild vermilion tanning salon

*hits mute button*

*starts talking shit*

*mic is still green*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464641)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: Carmine national security agency party of the first part



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465249)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse

No, that works us. Thanks. *mute* you stupid fuck! *mute button is not red* *dies*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588564)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:29 PM
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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: zombie-like whorehouse voyeur

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465256)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:47 AM
Author: Carmine national security agency party of the first part

*browses reddit while someone talks about irrelevant shit*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465257)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

this thread is one of the only things that's made me happy in the last two weeks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:17 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

I'm about to drive through the tunnel, so you may lose ------------

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471499)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:19 PM
Author: excitant electric furnace

*waltzes into thread, takes a glass of sparkling champagne from a butler's tray*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471516)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

*hangs up*

*realizes nothing on list of important items to address was actually resolved*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471524)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:26 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

I think we have a plan.

(Wants call to end, no plan in place).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471556)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:35 PM
Author: Olive fragrant dragon

i dont get this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471616)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

(unemployed dood)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471627)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:40 PM
Author: Olive fragrant dragon

oh i get it now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471645)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

WELCOME TO AMERICONFERTELECONNECT! THE CONFERENCE HAS NOT YET STARTED!

*dramatic piano hold music*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471635)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Crystalline big-titted faggot firefighter



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204183)



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Date: September 1st, 2012 11:01 AM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

Hour long call with client. 1.0.

Hour long call with opposing counsel. 2.0.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21472954)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: high-end big casino pocket flask

this is how it's done.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926670)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:08 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse

I noticed that you padded your original billing entry from 1.7 to 2.0. Very meta.

Edit: never mind, got it confused with the one below.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754794)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker

now thats thinkin like a lawyer

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491351)



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Date: July 21st, 2016 9:10 PM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30993893)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160167)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 6:20 PM
Author: Chocolate Becky

"I think we should, uh, chat more about that offline."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21481626)



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Author: sexy filthpig jewess



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583267)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: Deranged Razzmatazz Background Story



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670146)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: bateful useless blood rage clown

"LIKE I SAID if you wanna run that down we can double track it to the goal line, that's fine"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670159)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:00 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808301)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: pungent diverse love of her life kitchen

how is this the first time i'm reading this thread? amazing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670654)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Khaki library

ya i've reread it so many times, my favorite is the rajesh subthread, which i have committed to memory and use at cocktail parties to great, humorous effect

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670668)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:57 PM
Author: pungent diverse love of her life kitchen

"Now, we're gonna have them scanned and OCRed--"

"Wait, OCRed?"

"Yes, it's so that they can be searched."

"Is that in the agreement?"

"It provides for production of electronic data in any searchable form--"

"So, no?"

"Well OCR is 'any searchable form'."

"So yes, OCR is in there?"

"..."

"..."

"I don't--"

"We should probably go ahead and just put it in there. Can you circulate a draft and we'll make comments? Does everyone else agree, or?"

Other guy: "It's been signed."

Fourth guy: "We should put it in there to make sure."

Other guy: "Sure of what?"

"So I think I speak for everyone when I say let's circulate a new draft."

"Should I put 'like OCR' in parens after searchable form?"

"Just make your edits and we'll comment."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670678)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

hahahahahaha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735328)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard business firm

this one is extraordinary and will go underappreciated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827491)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

hahahahaha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829482)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: topaz ungodly tank



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342093)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22632998)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

(Litigator jokes)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894481)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: puce home lettuce



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371137)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372434)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Salmon Masturbator

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761613)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Marvelous dun goyim



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761614)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491364)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: aromatic nighttime skinny woman factory reset button

First one I LOL'd at.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618485)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: maroon orchestra pit

this poast should be mandatory reading for 0Ls

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808334)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: puce home lettuce

this poast really makes me angry at all lawyers for some reason

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676521)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 4:22 PM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30183831)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Odious boiling water

god i can't believe i wrote this 4 years ago

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786214)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786363)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#40642538)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676669)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

(like OCR) still kills me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676836)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#45093571)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: bat shit crazy forum

"Hi, this is itty bitty titty"

*mutes call to fuck around*

20 min later....

Partner: "itty bitty titty looked into that issue...."

*itty bitty titty begins making longwinded prestigious response*

15 seonds later...

Partner: "alright. Well I guess itty bitty titty ran into a conflict, maybe we--"

*itty bitty titty scrambles to unmute*

"NO, I'M HERE!"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670949)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761684)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: Flushed out-of-control university depressive

underappreciated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149085)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:45 PM
Author: Crystalline big-titted faggot firefighter

very underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523777)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Bonkers histrionic lay knife

"well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you have 15 minutes of your day back"

*15 people simultaneously unmute phones and say bye*

*long series of beeps*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671057)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Bonkers histrionic lay knife

*goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671076)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: Cordovan Water Buffalo Jap



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154487)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: slate circlehead



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717016)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:46 AM
Author: Mauve Antidepressant Drug

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149125)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: slate circlehead



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705268)



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Date: June 26th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: slate circlehead



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28206611)



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Author: slate circlehead



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786177)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca

Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started...

Attendee 1 (some irrelevant boomer chick who was forwarded the meeting by a partner): Is anyone having trouble connecting to the Livemeeting?

Attendee 2 : I can see everything OK.

Attendee 3: Looks like I'm in.

Attendee 4: I can see it.

Attendee 5: We're good here in Houston.

Host: Hm, sounds like most people are connected.

Attendee 1: Because when I click on the thing I'm not seeing anything.

Host: Oh. Well, uh..

Attendee 1: Yea, see. Ugh. I just restarted and I'm still seeing nothing.

Host: Oh.

Attendee 1: Will you just re-send me the link?

Host: I'm sorry, who are you?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735411)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property

actual lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761688)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: aromatic nighttime skinny woman factory reset button

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618493)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Cerise blathering school cafeteria



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21810953)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:49 AM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827098)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: Electric Juggernaut Volcanic Crater

180s all around. tyft.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827217)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 2:31 AM
Author: harsh newt crackhouse

Hour long call with client: 1.0

Hour long call with opposing counsel: 1.7

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827639)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Angry Son Of Senegal

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827653)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

Senior Partner who is massively out of the loop: "Well I just don't think it's reasonable to wait until June for a Reply brief--"

Junior Partner (off mic): "(mutter mutter)"

Senior Partner (off mic): "wha...oh...agreed to it?"

Senior Partner: "This schedule works"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829515)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: citrine corner

VP dood: Does everyone have the agenda?

MD Bitch: I DIDN'T GET THE AGENDA AND I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT

VP dood: Uh... yea... uh... you know we can just us... make sure that us... yea... that uh we make sure that we get that... um... i mean that we make clear what we are talking about, so you, uh, know what we are talking about.

MD Bitch: OK OK THAT SOUNDS GOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21916395)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:09 PM
Author: Comical frum french chef

OLD VP: "Hey guys, don't have a whole lot of time, just wanted to circle back today real quick and see what you've been working on"

US: "Mmk cool, we do just have a few more quick questions about X. We think X is probably the main crux of our analysis here so---"

OLD VP: "Hang on, hang on, lemme finish telling you more about Y. Y is really our pride and joy as a division blah blah blah"

US: "Yeah cool...now about X"

OLD VP: "Listen, I gotta get outta here fellas, why don't you fix up the parts about Y that we talked about"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926753)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:30 PM
Author: French Hall Rigor

Private email to others calling in remotely: hey, i think one of you forgot to unmute.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926894)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: irate medicated community account

*unimportant person asks a simple question*

*important person gives 20 minute answer*

*unimportant person has dropped off the call by the time important person asks if he's answered the question*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21978884)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: offensive stirring parlour international law enforcement agency

*Junior Associate and Partner walk into conference room*

*Partner dials in*

*15 mins elapse*

Partner: "Junior Associate, take notes of everything that is being said."

*Junior associate stunned because he spent the last 15 mins just flipping through docs and wondering about lunch*

Other Partner on Call: "So, what we need to do is talk to the SEC about how we are going to be able to register this entity as a SBSEF and as a SEF with the CFTC. We are having push back from the board of directors because the rules are not final. So, we have a set of deadlines: (1) Feb. 10; (2) Mar. 1; (3) Apr. 1; and (4) Sept. 10. We need to have it all ready to go for filing.

Junior associate's notes:

"SBSEF with CFTC * * * going to resign (???---does not make sense)* * * board of directors MAF (WTF?)* * * deadline to [fukkkk] (1) Apr. 1 (??); Sept. 22 (??)"

Partner: Junior Associate did you get everything?

Junior Associate: "Yea" *glances at notes* "yea, we are fine."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979053)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 4:53 PM
Author: irate medicated community account

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979616)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

omg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182712)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:03 PM
Author: Green karate therapy

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274961)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: Slap-happy copper stain resort

Winner.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275176)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: puce home lettuce



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275180)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: bateful useless blood rage clown

!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275185)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:42 PM
Author: exciting brunch marketing idea

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342105)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 1:05 PM
Author: Center



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342227)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342231)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22529171)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588634)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: bipolar godawful base

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743815)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372452)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 7:53 PM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674865)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491399)



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Author: Thriller Elastic Band

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25243158)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786574)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29434119)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Silver Tripping New Version

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979061)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:47 PM
Author: Dingle berry range

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154398)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:52 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

The password is password.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154431)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: Dingle berry range

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154451)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:43 PM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24138415)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:44 PM
Author: high-end big casino pocket flask

underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24138416)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: Frozen market mexican



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154496)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: puce home lettuce

Service partner: "Hi, we're just waiting for [equity partner] to join, so while we're waiting, I'll take any questions you guys might have..."

*silence for two solid minutes*

Service partner: "Okay, well why don't I just update you on [sound of someone joining]" *immediately shuts tfu* "Hi, is that [equity partner]???"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154519)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse

This is extremely underrated.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588661)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: slate circlehead

i loled

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717046)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761700)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling national pervert



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764294)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Hilarious Main People

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365941)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:08 AM
Author: multi-colored gaping mediation



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977966)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged garrison

Hi, this is Mike Sullivan, Partner out of the New York office. I've got on the line with me, I hope, John Smith and Kim Brown who are local counsel. I'll let them go ahead and take over and answer your questions, but first (spends 10 minutes making jokes with local counsel).

(someone puts phone on hold, starting Muzak)

OK, and we don't know who has their phone on hold, so we're just going to try to talk over it. Hopefully they'll hang up soon.

<the above takes up 20 minutes of a 60 minute conference call>

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154528)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: puce home lettuce

*15 lawyers collectively bill 8500 dollars for the call*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154609)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: pungent diverse love of her life kitchen



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182720)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588599)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Cerise blathering school cafeteria



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274880)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:43 PM
Author: exciting brunch marketing idea

anyone ever try this

http://www.uberconference.com/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342111)



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Date: January 2nd, 2013 9:39 AM
Author: offensive stirring parlour international law enforcement agency

*dials in*

"Hey team. I guess I will quarterback this conference call. I sent everyone a task list. Did everyone get it?"

*Silence*

"Fu_kkkk" [realizes that the conference call was held 8 hours earlier because of the time zone difference.]

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22352693)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579696)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761708)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Green karate therapy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22528782)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling flesh laser beams

I was on a call recently with this partner with a harsh voice who kept stopping everything and saying "WOULD YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF PLEASE!" every time there was a join beep.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588643)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: offensive stirring parlour international law enforcement agency

LOLOL. I was just on a similar conference call yesterday.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588708)



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Date: February 13th, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: puce home lettuce

My favorite is when they stop mid-sentence and scream, "WHO JUST JOINED???" And then no one responds. So fucking 180. You know some asshole partner somewhere has probably asked the phone conferencing company for a record of who joined and when.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22633056)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

Lmao never had that

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894477)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 4:51 PM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662230)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 8:33 PM
Author: Translucent hell



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716158)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: unholy purple temple

today i mutterd "god dammit" to the MD on the line right as i clicked over to the conf call (couldn't figure out how to use the new office phone). i practically pretended like nothing happened.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716352)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Zippy keepsake machete

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717108)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: bull headed dopamine

Lawyer in Houston: How about ya'll ask the judge to set trial for the week of September 26th?

(15 New York lawyers in unison): bu.. bu.. but that's the week of Rosh Hashanah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717124)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: bateful useless blood rage clown



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754670)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:09 PM
Author: brass incel



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754800)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:10 PM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754810)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn bawdyhouse

http://southfloridalawyers.blogspot.com/2011/09/gene-stearns-moves-to-reconsider-rosh.html?m=1

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754832)



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Date: March 14th, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: Soggy Turdskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22815159)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: puce home lettuce

das juden

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764613)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Grizzly Sadistic Legal Warrant

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676530)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Hilarious Main People

bam

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365932)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:09 AM
Author: multi-colored gaping mediation



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977967)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 3:48 PM
Author: Slap-happy copper stain resort



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754636)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: offensive stirring parlour international law enforcement agency

Hey Guys! Just a house keeping matter. Denise is no longer with the firm, can you take her off the group e-mails?

*Everyone rushes back to their office to Google Denise*

*No hits, just ancient firm bio*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857357)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: Umber irradiated piazza trump supporter

fucking masterwork itt

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857378)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 2:51 AM
Author: Gaming Laptop

*checks bar website two months later on a whim*

*decides between schadenfreude and jealousy*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894428)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker

180180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491413)



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Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Slap-happy copper stain resort



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063819)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Queen Of The Night Potus

*Dials Conference Number*

Phone: "Please enter your conference id number followed by the pin."

*Inputs numbers*

Phone: "Sorry, we have no record of this conference call"

*Junior associate (who handed the info to the partner) sweating bullets*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108208)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: puce home lettuce



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371366)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: Scarlet cuck

HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED THE DEUTSCHE BANK CONFERENCING LINE, PLEASE ENT-

*enters PIN followed by #*

...PLEASE ENTER YOUR PIN FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN

*oh for fuck's sake* *enters PIN followed by #*

THANK YOU. AFTER THE TON--

*mashes # button*

...AFTER THE TONE. PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN

*jesus christ* *dutifully waits a full second of silence, then hits #*

*SERIES OF BEEPS*

Call leader: Hello everyone, let's give everyone a few more minutes and then well get started.

*BEEP* *heavy background noise*

...

Call leader: Hello, well let's get started then. I sent around an update with...

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: could we please have everyone who isn't talking mute their lines? Thanks.

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: Well, uh... I circulated....

IMPORTANT PERSON: HEY! THIS IS MIKE, CAN WHOEVER HASN'T MUTED THEIR LINE PLEASE MUTE IT NOW!

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: So, I circulated....

IMPORTANT PERSON: I CAN'T HEAR SHIT. LISTEN UP -- MUTE YOUR LINES!

*heavy background noise continues*

IMPORTANT PERSON: OK, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, [low-level punk] WILL CIRCULATE A NEW DIAL IN AND WE'LL RECONVENE IN A FEW MINUTES.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224479)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371116)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: bull headed dopamine



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371357)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: White Halford Public Bath

lol!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372556)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761544)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23762563)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:40 AM
Author: 

this one sucked

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808364)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: crimson impertinent round eye bbw



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160217)



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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:27 PM
Author: Buff Fighting Boistinker

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23272666)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Disturbing

hello?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371119)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: hairless self-absorbed useless brakes

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371121)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Sticky Heady Telephone Multi-billionaire

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371214)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: indecent chartreuse affirmative action

In-house lawyer: Yeah, I think Bill Jones from Operations is our subject-matter expert on that. Bill, what is your opinion about [outside counsel's] question?

....

....

....

....

....

In-house lawyer: Bill? You there?

Some other guy named Bill: Yeah, I'm here.

In-house lawyer: No, sorry. Bill Jones. Bill Jones, you still on?

Bill Jones: Oh, hey, yeah, sorry. I'm here....Um, can you repeat the question?

Me: *slams head against desk*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371292)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: indecent chartreuse affirmative action

"Alright, I think we all have our action items. Let's circle back towards the end of the week so we can all get a status update."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371311)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Deranged Razzmatazz Background Story

The best is when someone's teleworking and you can hear dogs barking and shit in the background whenever they talk.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372587)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

*babby shrieking*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26321021)



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Date: July 9th, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: bull headed dopamine



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23572992)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: Yellow slippery friendly grandma

*beeps*

Hi, who's on?

...

Good evening Bangalore team.

*good morning /dev/null*

...

Ok that's it for the dev team in the room. Off-shore, please go ahead with your standups.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674889)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: alcoholic gay wizard rehab

Team leader to everyone joining: "Helloooowwww. Who just joined?"

New Participant: "Hi. This is Ken from Latham"

Team leader:"Who do you represent?"

New Participant (Ken): *Junior associate sitting in for partner* "Ahhh...Barclays?"

Barclay's Lawyer: "Sorry Ken. We are repping Barclays."

New Participant (Ken): "Just one second. I am sitting in for Partner ____. I think we are repping UBS."

UBS' Lawyer: "Nope. That is us here at Cahill. I think you are repping Citadel."

New Participant (Ken): "Yea, that sounds right."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761453)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Indigo hunting ground

lol wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761483)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: alcoholic gay wizard rehab

It just happened on a conference call I am on. Parties have been changed. I felt bad for the dude, his voice was cracking a bit.

I think he is the one that forgot to put his phone on mute. There is light typing in the background.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761493)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM
Author: Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761549)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: Titillating sound barrier

Up until that last line, I was sure you were talking about in re LIBOR

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761551)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: alcoholic gay wizard rehab

Nope. Just a pretty standard/vanilla transaction conference call.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761562)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

Lol.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764283)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: 

old partner: "well, looks like we're waiting on John, we'll give him a few minutes"

*proceeds to have personal conversation with the one dood he knows while everybody else awkwardly listens and the most annoying lawyer on the entire call interjects occasionally as though he has anything to do with this*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761501)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: alcoholic gay wizard rehab

lolol.

That happened to me once at the end of a conference call. I stayed on for another 15 mins in silence. I realized I was on the phone too long (in too deep) to say anything and interrupt the convo. They started talking about industry gossip: "X got the job as part of her severance package from Y." I guess X and Y had an office romance.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761537)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM
Author: 

I don't know how many times this has happened to me. The worse is when I'm with a partner in the room on speakerphone and we both just have to sit their awkwardly in silence.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761546)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Crystalline big-titted faggot firefighter

1. this is why you always hang up and call back if you want to discuss anything after a call.

2. that is hilarious, i've been in both situations. where you don't want to click off because they'll hear the beep and go WTF? and where i've gone to take a leak, come back and been like oh fuck it and clicked off and wondered what the dudes thought when they heard the beep.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523643)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: puce home lettuce

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764601)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: Racy heaven pistol

Overly careful guy slowly pronouncing for the conference service recording:

"Duh-ave John-son"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764595)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Smoky headpube

underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25901474)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:10 PM
Author: harsh newt crackhouse

Biz guy: *Um, I think the lawyers can hop off now. We need to discuss some business points*

(fails to get off because he is getting something off the printer)

Biz guy thinking its just biz people: *So, just so everyone knows, this deal isn't closing for a month at least. But lets just keep the lawyers working so we can get the paperwork done and stop the meter running. Agreed?*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765825)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

tbf, the lawyers know this the whole time

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808285)



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Date: August 6th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: Chocolate Becky



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23793967)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca

Hello, who just joined? (Ayman al Zawahiri)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23802845)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 9:41 PM
Author: puce home lettuce



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24137238)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Canary faggotry



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148694)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 8:30 AM
Author: Crystalline big-titted faggot firefighter

Praise be!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148925)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

How?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148932)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: mad-dog skullcap



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218622)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 9:05 AM
Author: amber dashing plaza wagecucks

180000

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218628)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: alcoholic gay wizard rehab

Partner: Hey guys. Thanks for hoping on this call. As we last discussed, we need to get the SEC to respond to us asap.

Client: Yea, is there a way you can get them to speed up the process?

Partner: I am not sure. They are being real niggardly with their time.

Client: Yea, damn n_ggers!!

Partner: Ahhh....that is not what I said.

(Note: I am against racism, so I edited the word.)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236570)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Disturbing

holy shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236582)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine misanthropic philosopher-king

shut up... this didn't happen!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236654)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Thriller Elastic Band



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24244915)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 6:53 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

BEEP

(Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) has joined the conference.

-Um, hello?

-Yes, this is (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) I was just going to listen if that's okay? HAHA GUYS!! It's just me, Josh (3rd-year), wouldn't it be crazy if he joined our call? Haha.

-Moving on....

[True story]

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491101)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: bull headed dopamine

ONE WRONG MOVE?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491442)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Crystalline big-titted faggot firefighter

I would literally think that bro was crushing bong hits right before that idea popped into his head.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204267)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone garnet shrine candlestick maker

Hello, you've reached the operator. May I please have the conference passcode, your name and the institution you represent?

Thank you, you will now be placed into conference.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491438)



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Date: November 28th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Crystalline big-titted faggot firefighter



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530320)



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Date: November 28th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: doctorate

"2nd cousin"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530330)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 2:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac lodge

this may out me if anyone from my firm posts here but its so funny i had to share

*guy circulates dial-in number, accidentally mistypes one number*

*everyone dials in at the appointed time*

Sexy voice comes on:

"Hey baby, lookin for a good time? I may be young but I know my way around a bedroom.."

turns out the misplaced number caused us all to dial in to a hooker number LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618428)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: high-end big casino pocket flask

LOLOLOL!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618500)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:53 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby trailer park

that is 180 as fuk

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808283)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Titillating sound barrier

I hope the first person to dial in did not immediately send a reply-all spoiling everyone else's surprise.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125952)



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Date: January 21st, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: harsh newt crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24874814)



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Date: January 24th, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: Bonkers histrionic lay knife

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24889280)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: bull headed dopamine



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24963499)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: puce home lettuce

"EVERYONE WILL HEAR MUSIC UNTIL THE HOST JOINS THE MEETING" *listens to elevator music for 20 minutes, transported by its serenity* *finally notices that he dialed wrong dial in*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972917)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: NeumannMorgenste

"Hi, this is Phil."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972922)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 3:19 AM
Author: 



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561600)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Mustard boyish sandwich

Oh man, it's cold here. How's the weather where you are?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25126572)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: red deep people who are hurt

It's freezing here on the west coast too! I had to wear a light jacket!

*polite chuckles*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128868)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:24 AM
Author: 



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977985)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Charcoal Arrogant Police Squad Property



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128832)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: snowy mother

*Hi everyone! This is shiteating lawyer #26. We got ANOTHER ice storm here in the south last night so I'm working remotely. Crazy! I'm ready for spring! Can everyone hear me ok on my blackberry? SORRY! THANKS!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128841)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:49 PM
Author: sable glittery nursing home macaca

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25130143)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:53 PM
Author: puce home lettuce



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25221729)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: puce home lettuce



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676283)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Sienna

*beep goes off*

"did someone just join"

*silence*

"I think that was my email. Sorry."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676290)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Thriller Elastic Band

*Ask local counsel very basic question about documents sent days in advance SPECIFICALLY for this convo* ... ... *slience*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786396)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Disturbing

http://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/480149468218548225

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786645)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995733)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: thirsty flickering



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995611)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995607)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995613)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995616)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995617)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995618)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995619)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995621)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995622)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995626)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995635)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Cobalt site

fuck you

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995641)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: disgusting coldplay fan



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32159938)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: glassy charismatic kitty native

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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: puce home lettuce

why did you do this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204111)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: provocative roast beef fanboi



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705233)



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Date: November 4th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Sepia indian lodge

On a call where this was just said.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26647935)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: hairless self-absorbed useless brakes



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Date: December 9th, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: Thriller Elastic Band



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Date: February 15th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: puce home lettuce



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27628273)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27628278)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28390176)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29246281)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365574)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: roommate

*awkwardly attempts small talk about the pro sports teams of other call participants*

"You Giants fans in San Fran probably aren't too hot on Eli right now, eh? Heh."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365628)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Hilarious Main People

*after mild kvetching about the weather*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365905)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: stock car partner

to anyone who actually cares who I am, this is the thread I (obviously) got my moniker from, and one of my old accounts poasted in it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365915)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Drunken Ape



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32732267)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#33793965)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#34519106)



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