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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Cyan Step-uncle's House http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180
Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes
Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.
The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.
"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."
Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.
"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.
He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.
"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities." |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM Author: Fluffy Bistre Theater Ceo tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706340) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Cyan Step-uncle's House especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706346) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM Author: Fluffy Bistre Theater Ceo plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706357) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Cyan Step-uncle's House blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706394) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM Author: Transparent market Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852113) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM Author: dun jet-lagged internal respiration the hippo has already seized the rifle. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706434) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM Author: Thriller twisted box office shitlib Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706964) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM Author: Bright zombie-like french chef 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852223) |
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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM Author: Sooty gay wizard IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619733) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706894) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM Author: Motley tripping wrinkle ""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""
Translation
"Hippo? Let it do what it do." |
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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM Author: Talking useless brakes dog poop Dude has important emails to send out! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196796) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM Author: Clear casino stain replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706536) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM Author: Motley tripping wrinkle Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706908) |
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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713434) |
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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Still kinda worried about this guy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733823) |
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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM Author: Spectacular orchid station milk yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :( (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733828) |
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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765014) |
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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM Author: sable selfie factory reset button 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765053) |
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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =( (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21810333) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM Author: spruce abusive son of senegal indian lodge brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012620) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21851969) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM Author: Pea-brained angry home black woman Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852034) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852754) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM Author: carnelian floppy weed whacker Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852763) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852908) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this
http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171 |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM Author: Fluffy Bistre Theater Ceo brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923924) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:
The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.
“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.
So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Fluffy Bistre Theater Ceo shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923943) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923957) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM Author: Fluffy Bistre Theater Ceo brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923989) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924046) |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21931187) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM Author: 180 school crotch they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923952) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923963) |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:
Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[
Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos
As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive. |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932572) |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM Author: Impertinent field fat ankles a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932511) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM Author: irate fantasy-prone crackhouse (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959315) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM Author: spruce abusive son of senegal indian lodge A hippo adversely possessing your house. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012622) |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM Author: Very tactful blood rage messiness but enough about my wife... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932514) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM Author: mischievous bronze famous landscape painting place of business Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21943895) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21946105) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959241) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM Author: Fluffy Bistre Theater Ceo brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959260) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959388) |
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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: Fluffy Bistre Theater Ceo RIP brother (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779394) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM Author: Bright zombie-like french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959343) |
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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21999738) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22011605) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM Author: spruce abusive son of senegal indian lodge brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012594) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM Author: Jet ticket booth brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012629) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM Author: spruce abusive son of senegal indian lodge I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012637) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM Author: Jet ticket booth hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012683) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM Author: spruce abusive son of senegal indian lodge and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012688) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM Author: Jet ticket booth i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012723) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM Author: spruce abusive son of senegal indian lodge Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012752) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM Author: Jet ticket booth this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM Author: spruce abusive son of senegal indian lodge We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013261) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013284) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013830) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM Author: Jet ticket booth brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013869) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013884) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM Author: Jet ticket booth brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013932) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM Author: Jet ticket booth brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013970) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM Author: spruce abusive son of senegal indian lodge Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013903) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013948) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM Author: spruce abusive son of senegal indian lodge I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22014045) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM Author: Jet ticket booth CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow im searching for flights now |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM Author: Boyish Tan Knife Center This is what American men call golf. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013834) |
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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Cyan Step-uncle's House so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:
-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls
-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day
-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments
basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks. |
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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: Soul-stirring wild nursing home did they check the closets?
hippos are wont for closet hidages |
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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...
President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption
Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately |
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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM Author: spruce abusive son of senegal indian lodge How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075363) |
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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22082107) |
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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM Author: Submissive principal's office Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun". (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075323) |
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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!
he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.
The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.
Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.
Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."
http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010 |
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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: Jet ticket booth yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year! |
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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM Author: Fluffy Bistre Theater Ceo brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167072) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM Author: brass native They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22171980) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM Author: Motley tripping wrinkle This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172196) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM Author: Nudist Feces we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172202) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM Author: Brindle multi-colored dopamine space Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172130) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM Author: dun jet-lagged internal respiration he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172187) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM Author: gay disgusting associate ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172210) |
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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM Author: Talking useless brakes dog poop For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196812) |
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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life 180.
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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM Author: umber learning disabled circlehead This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264960) |
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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM Author: Fluffy Bistre Theater Ceo brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319218) |
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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM Author: rebellious cobalt stage love of her life Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which
https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/ |
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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: insanely creepy cruise ship mood (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24196195) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM Author: Territorial Big Public Bath Ratface Is the hippo still chillin?? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455146) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM Author: bespoke razzle affirmative action With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455222) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM Author: unholy halford national security agency (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455251) |
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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM Author: Stirring adulterous voyeur (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619709) |
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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM Author: deep histrionic pocket flask Any updates? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168464) |
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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM Author: sticky shrine boltzmann (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25169040) |
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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM Author: Dark Mad Cow Disease (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168484) |
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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM Author: Bright zombie-like french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168584) |
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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25902082) |
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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: Saffron Indirect Expression anyone heard anything about this? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552429) |
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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM Author: Provocative multi-billionaire telephone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552436) |
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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM Author: Marvelous fighting stead I would really like a follow up article (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552460) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM Author: Vibrant lime rehab stock car brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304219) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304232) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM Author: Vibrant lime rehab stock car bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304251) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM Author: Brindle multi-colored dopamine space lets do this (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304298) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM Author: Coral costumed bawdyhouse hippo is still there (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304258) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM Author: olive soggy coffee pot gots to get mine ofs (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304408) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM Author: Coral costumed bawdyhouse 180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304421) |
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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM Author: deep histrionic pocket flask (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#28340488) |
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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM Author: Purple dragon days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#28340559) |
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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM Author: Light jewess (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29212305) |
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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM Author: mind-boggling windowlicker location (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410909) |
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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM Author: high-end charismatic corner really tough guy 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410911) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM Author: snowy degenerate (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29434341) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM Author: violent gunner This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662642) |
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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM Author: unholy halford national security agency (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#35039499) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM Author: Disrespectful Vivacious Hall Becky (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662648) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662654) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM Author: irate fantasy-prone crackhouse (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662687) |
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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM Author: Jade Arousing Trust Fund Orchestra Pit (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#30589143) |
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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#33146796) |
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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM Author: burgundy coldplay fan (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#34286254) |
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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM Author: Light jewess Hippocampus Blasey ford bump (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#36901022) |
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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM Author: Exhilarant Brunch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#36901040) |
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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM Author: dun jet-lagged internal respiration (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#39163563) |
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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM Author: brilliant laughsome kitchen digit ratio (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#39381032) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM Author: Vermilion doctorate Update? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42042246) |
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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM Author: opaque vengeful toilet seat sanctuary His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137590) |
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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler the latest? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137565) |
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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM Author: brilliant laughsome kitchen digit ratio op literally died before the hippo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137600) |
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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137607) |
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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler update? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463426) |
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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM Author: Cerebral Generalized Bond The hippo has not yet tired (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463464) |
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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM Author: Bateful Wagecucks Meetinghouse (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682189) |
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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM Author: Yellow toaster striped hyena He impregnated the hippo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463469) |
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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42596334) |
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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM Author: alcoholic primrose menage headpube (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463431) |
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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM Author: Trip insecure mental disorder preventive strike (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682151) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler where are we on this? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#43643092) |
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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#43798052) |
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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM Author: slap-happy candlestick maker stage (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44138572) |
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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM Author: Beady-eyed queen of the night somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44138580) |
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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44247272) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM Author: insanely creepy cruise ship mood update? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348978) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM Author: Motley tripping wrinkle I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348981) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM Author: insanely creepy cruise ship mood Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348991) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349171) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM Author: Motley tripping wrinkle This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349229) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM Author: brilliant laughsome kitchen digit ratio OP died (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349179) |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM Author: insane pozpig (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48061640) |
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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM Author: Cocky ebony property (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46355892) |
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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM Author: Frisky Piazza Liquid Oxygen (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46847710) |
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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM Author: Curious trailer park (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46847711) |
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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48061560) |
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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM Author: slap-happy candlestick maker stage (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#47198841) |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM Author: Godawful sickened deer antler ChatGPT:
Analysis of the Thread and Context The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.
Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread: Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.
Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.
Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.
Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.
Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.
Specific Analysis of Responses: Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.
Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.
Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.
Conclusion This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor. |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM Author: Frisky Piazza Liquid Oxygen (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#50112233) |