Date: August 8th, 2005 11:44 PM Author: Sienna pisswyrm old irish cottage
I don't read the College Board often, but I read it tonight, and I just can't stand it. Everything about it, from the red links to the unprestigious wannabes to the stupid in-jokes, disgusts me. It's so far inferior to the Law Board, it's just beyond description.
All the LB trolls should attack the CB at roughly the same time, starting insulting threads and trolling those fuckers till they cry. Those CB fucks need to see what we're made of.
What do you all say? How about Thursday night, 8/11? If there seems to be interest, we'll pick a time.
[Edit: Time Picked. 10:00 pm Eastern, Thursday 8/11.]
Date: August 8th, 2005 11:48 PM Author: gay telephone plaza
i guess i should read it then.
edit: lame, i don't know enough about them to flame them to where it would be good or evoke a response. The pwnage needs to be better before I sign on.
Date: August 8th, 2005 11:49 PM Author: red splenetic field
i'm on the west coast, so that's around 7 for me. let's do it. are you going to start up a couple threads around that time to coordinate the offensive?
Date: August 8th, 2005 11:50 PM Author: Sienna pisswyrm old irish cottage
I find it funny that they keep using the insult "Take that filth to the Law Board where it belongs." I have no intention of ever being a lawyer, and I enjoy the LB. Yet I WENT to college, and find the CB to be an utterly useless repository of rubbish.
I don't think there's a single decent poster on there. Is there?
Date: August 8th, 2005 11:59 PM Author: Sienna pisswyrm old irish cottage
I'll start the list.
1. Quote from the Georgetown Heckler (it worked for 174, and will probably work again.) This would be somewhat TTT coming from anyone but 174, since it's 174's gig and would not be original coming from a non-174.
2. Create a bunch of transparent 17-year-old-girl schticks, then go apeshit on the sad fools who hit on them.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:31 AM Author: Sienna pisswyrm old irish cottage
Oh, it will. We need to brainstorm here, coordinate this for maximum bang. Most of all, we need all of our most creative soldiers since we'll ultimately have to improvise. That includes 174.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: Wonderful headpube
We might also engage in a decoy manuever and prop up their LEAST prestigious poster at the same time, as to create a weak figurehead who might be more easily controlled across the virtual straits.
Date: August 9th, 2005 4:49 AM Author: glittery cuck doctorate
We create a brand new community account, make one insane post that makes absolutely no sense, such as (Big 12 Pwns Ivy League, Full Report), and then prop this character up as the best thing to hit the scene.
That way, we can install a puppet government. Perfect.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:09 AM Author: Sienna pisswyrm old irish cottage
Does anyone know this hated poster pensive? He seems to be disliked on the college board, and I can't find a good reason why. It would be hilarious to bring him back (or simply a good pensive impostor) but I don't know what his writing style is.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:18 AM Author: smoky water buffalo
You're a bunch of retards. At least wait till that faggot RWC gets back and get into a fight with him. He's at least got a long enough attention span to keep you occupied for a while.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:42 AM Author: smoky water buffalo
He's been gone for a few months. I think he never made it to the law board because he suspected you guys have the persistence of a pack of gay wolves. That's really the key to winning with him; just keep at it until he finally leaves.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:28 AM Author: Violent appetizing halford point
You are a pussy-queer fagboy. I would kick your ass except that I'm too busy listening to DMB and plotting how to rape some underage girls tonight. You queer fuckers WISH you could throw a football like me. I went to Dartmouth, bitches. I can drink and am still IVY. You losers can barely tie your shoes, whereas I can spray strands of semen like Spiderman, wrap you up like a mummy and STILL have enough juice left to gangbang Lyndi England. HTH.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:34 AM Author: Violent appetizing halford point
I'll try to keep up my motivation, but its hard, ya know? I mean my parents paid for Dartmouth, they bought my SUV (piece of shit Escalade is so overplayed now by these fucking immigrants and their "rapping" videos) and still support me even though I'm out in the real world now, but its still hard to keep up my motivation. Like yesterday as I was jacking off to some teen porn on my lunch hour I realized that I left my bong on the living room table. Normally this would be ok, but the problem is that the "air vent cleaner" was scheduled to come over (he's some immigrant who cleans shit out of air vents) because my dipshit roommate (who was in my frat) puked into the air duct. So now some fucking guy is coming over and will see my bong. I don't care about being 'ashamed,' its not like he caught me anally DPing my sister with the mailman or anything, but I don't want any legal troubles. I don't need this stress, my parents are too rich and my collar is too popped for this nonsense.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:40 AM Author: smoky water buffalo
I'm sure you guys have retards over here too. The point is, the majority of posters are just going to click on your threads, skim through them dully, post a quick "fuck off," and go back to figuring out which field of medicine makes the most money.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: smoky water buffalo
Wrong. The more idealistic ones all want to go into medicine, because they think curing people while stealing their money is somehow better than climbing the corporate ladder.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:01 AM Author: smoky water buffalo
Don't be disingenuous. Refusing to believe we have smart kids who will do well in medicine, among other fields, is just childish. You might not like them, but don't pretend they're too dumb to go to med school.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:31 AM Author: Sienna pisswyrm old irish cottage
Those ones come over to the LB early.
LaoTching: you've already lost every argument you've started tonight. It's probably not good for you to start anymore. I'm not saying this to be harsh, but I'm speaking for your own best interests. You must be tired. You may want to go to bed.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:06 AM Author: red splenetic field
you will remember that on average, we have more intellect, per capita, if you will, on the law board than on the CB. this fact gains wide acceptance in asia.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:51 AM Author: Wonderful headpube
broadly speaking: the college board weaknesses include an incredible vulnerability to affirmative action discussions, even moreso than the law board; other similar themes that have been overplayed to the point of sensory anesthesia here still wield considerable attention on the college side.
college strengths include a perennial infestation of remarkably persistance trolls, and correspondingly, an almost super-human tolerance to the utter nonsense posted by them.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:59 AM Author: smoky water buffalo
Let's go down the thread:
Snappy kept you grasping at straws
You said something retarded to sig (SVP)
infanta, miniskus, ummWhat, kehaar, frosty, hodori, alana, ummWhat, SPE, scheisse, aranaxon, shiveringjenny, etc., etc. all posted once or twice and didn't look back. That's the point--your insults were stupid and didn't really rile anything. If anything, the posters just made unrelated jokes among themselves.
You got Adah (whoop de fuckin do), but you got your ass thoroughly handed to you by verve/corlonedon, boobiejoe, sweetheart.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:02 AM Author: red splenetic field
my flame consistently averages 150+ posts. yours, 1.5. just in case you hadnt noticed, "rate me" and similar threads usually average 2-3 posts a poster. success, or more accurately, prestige, is measured by volume, not necessarily content.
is this the type of analytical mind i'll be going up against on thrs?
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:10 AM Author: red splenetic field
that thread was a full on nightmare, actually. i had to respond to poster after poster, all the while tantalizing you drones with my dazzlingly sharp wit. that i failed to respond to some nonsensical fecal post by some obscure elf is hardly indicative of pwnage.
i fail to understand why you still refuse to accept what will happen to you on thrs. tell me, should i use this same moniker? or should i use my original?
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:22 AM Author: red splenetic field
excellent metaphor. i could say something equally tripe like "since my cock doubles as a sledgehammer, i see your point," or just a "No," but i wouldnt want to one-up you.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:26 AM Author: Fighting French Chef
wtf, "one-up?" this isn't a video game you TTTSENF bifocaled nerd.
no, it's not. it's fucking Sunday. and I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cause every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:41 AM Author: Fighting French Chef
you fucking bastard. you helped immortalize this conversation with your connections. peons all over the world all know of Indeed's faggotry because of your distributive and marketing strength.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:21 AM Author: smoky water buffalo
Whatever man, this is pointless. If you feel good about yourself after that thread, you'll probably feel good about yourself after whatever this so-called attack brings.
You're like El Greco; you're so starved for attention that a single post of "1540" clearly meant more for the audience of other college posters than for the crusty lawboard OP brings the shit to your underwear.
Try this: Ask any of those college posters who the OP of that thread was. Nobody remembers because nobody gave a fuck. It was just a thread to throw down your SAT scores if you wanted to, make a few jokes here and there, and ignore the creepy old guy screaming out lame two-liners.
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:59 AM Author: Violent appetizing halford point
I am not going to be leading this attack. I am mostly going to be laughing at you. The All Stars of the Law Board will completely destroy everyone on the CB. There is really no hope at all for you. I eagerly await the hillarity that is inevitably going to occur.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:13 AM Author: Wonderful headpube
Unless they attempt to occupy it, of course. In that case we shall use it as a pretext for launching a blitzkrieg across their southern flank. Unlike us, or the US, they cannot afford to fight a war on two fronts.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:33 AM Author: red splenetic field
yeah right. you people knelt before me like eager serfs awating a command of sepukku from the son of their elite master. now, tell me, who was "pleading" to whom?
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:44 AM Author: red splenetic field
what's more hilarious is your feigned sophistication shtick. aside from the tiresomeness and predictability, you seem to have some false sense of maturity and sensibility about yourself. in most circles, people call this "pretentiousness." still, in others, it's called "trying too hard."
Date: August 9th, 2005 2:16 AM Author: Passionate slate bbw gas station
what are you talking about, idiot? i was referring (in direct response to it, although it seems that wasnt enough of a clue for you) to this post (not your link) in which you beg for 174's recognition and refer to your own effort as "quite weak". you are correct that no one stands up for you.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:13 AM
Author: Indeed
174, here is some of my work. now, admittedly, many of my posts were quite weak, but please note the #of responses on this thread:
Date: August 9th, 2005 2:45 AM Author: Puce vibrant casino
No, you are. You've never posted here before. You just come here to drag the law board through the mud with your poor writing, weak insults, and sharp-as-a-a-marble wit. Leave the heavy lifting up to the big boys, please.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:16 AM Author: Cordovan dilemma immigrant
I have a feeling this attack is going to fall flat on its face. College board is dead lately and us regs dont have the interest or stamina to keep up with anything. Wait a month till everyones back at school with hi speed net to wage war.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:34 AM Author: smoky water buffalo
He sounds like an 6th grader trying trying to trade insults with a 10th grader. He makes up some deficiency in his opponent and attacks it. Meanwhile, the 10th grader tears at the truth.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:44 AM Author: Sienna pisswyrm old irish cottage
There will probably be for an AA thread for baggy-sweater-wearing-Arabs-on-buses-in-August somewhere in there. Why do they deserve less AA than anyone else?
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:57 AM Author: red splenetic field
well, surely the thread will be memorialized under the "classic threads" category, but as far as adding anything to individual college B posters' profiles, i think we should include examples of when we pw#n them.