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"But mom, outside is where the pitbulls are" askav lisped
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Date: June 22nd, 2014 2:25 PM Author: Bespoke Painfully Honest Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#25795973) |
Date: November 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author: Rough-skinned Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26702057) |
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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:20 PM Author: Trip brunch striped hyena ljl if you don't want to gas all pitbulls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26702065) |
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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke gas all pitbulls
and yes i could beat up tmf and his shitpit at the same time |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Trip brunch striped hyena so you can beat up 1 shitpit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726890) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:56 PM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke correct
harrison and i--both scientists--worked out the mechanics of this. i can take two wolves AT LEAST, probably 3. one shitpit & a tmf doesnt even require plugging in the numbers.
i really dont like raccoons though. |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:59 PM Author: Trip brunch striped hyena yeah i mean the problem with shitpits is that dealing with them when they're being aggressive is just chaos.
it isn't their strength, it's their speed.
that said, a large, strong man can dominate a shitpit. you will get torn the fuck up, but you can beat it or kill it if need be.
two wolves would rip you apart without much effort, i've gotta imagine. |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke dude they dont have fucking arms with hands or even tmf sized brains.
two wolves are fucking done here.
the issue with three is just how quick they could get me while i was taking them out one by one. they might be quick. but then again wolves are beta sissycucks so the other two might back off when i harrison-alpha the closest one. |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:01 AM Author: Trip brunch striped hyena (liam neesons) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726992) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:03 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke i wish this were legal and xo could place bets.
me vs. tmf and shitpit.
rules: i lose if i tap. tmf loses when the shitpit is dead and he taps. |
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Date: December 10th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke you probably also imagine you deadlift more than my gf.
imaginations sure are cute. |
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Date: December 10th, 2014 5:23 PM Author: primrose stain spot maybe non-askav people should sit this week out and give him a chance to catch up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26902635) |
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Date: December 10th, 2014 5:33 PM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke he go 0-100 RILL slow, rill slow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26902711) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:19 AM Author: indecent chad this is what our research concluded, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137692) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:20 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke askav hasnt seen the results of our proprietary testing so im willing to give him the benefit of the doubt but yes the science is pretty clear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137694) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:24 AM Author: indecent chad real talk
u vs. pitbull: you could probably bludgeon it and beat it pretty badly, probably kill it if you slammed its skull into the ground. it could also kill you if it got your throat, easily.
u vs. two ACTUAL wolves: settle down. they are much bigger, just as aggressive, even stronger bite and they kill shit to survive. they're experts at killing shit. Magnus Samuelsson would get his asshole ripped open in 2 seconds against two 150 pound wolves. So would that dude who played Gregor. They'll jump you, they'll outrun you, they'll bite your dick off, they'll lunge at your throat....like....they fucking love it. they absolutely love it and cant get enough. |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:58 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke i owned a dog that was bred to fight off multiple wolves at the same damn time.
dude was beta as fuck around me.
true story. |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:21 AM Author: indecent chad yeah like...the same way im beta as fuck around my dad but I know I could beat the shit out of him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137756) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:31 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137763) |
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Date: February 24th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: Fragrant cyan base cuck Also, wolves will work together to pwn your ass. One wolf will distract you while the other one comes up from behind or the side for the kill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#35480098) |
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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: contagious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26703830) |
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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:30 PM Author: Rough-skinned Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26705304) |
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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:30 PM Author: Bright market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26705308) |
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Date: November 13th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: Rough-skinned Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26711324) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:35 PM Author: Rough-skinned Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726436) |
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Date: November 28th, 2014 4:42 AM Author: anal stage pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26815486) |
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Date: November 28th, 2014 4:43 AM Author: anal stage pisswyrm I'm for gassing pitbulls btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26815491) |
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Date: December 10th, 2014 6:29 PM Author: alcoholic irate station friendly grandma cr. fuck shitpits but lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26903022) |
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Date: November 28th, 2014 4:42 AM Author: Rebellious fat ankles jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26815489) |
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Date: December 10th, 2014 6:30 PM Author: Soggy roast beef office are we talking about pitbull the rapper? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26903026) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:05 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke sure throw him in the oven with the rest of em (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137683) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:22 AM Author: indecent chad real talk about the whole pitbull thing....don't pretend like it couldn't also kill you.
its a small thing and sure you could slam it hard enough to crack its skull open (even though it has a sturdy head for a dog its size), thrash it, toss it, etc....but it it gets you're neck your fucked. |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:23 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke no beta ass 5'9 pitbull can threaten me. im the man up in this piece. i run shit here; they just live here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137698) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:26 AM Author: indecent chad but yeah so ....back to reality.
wait were not talking about the rapper are we? because yeah im sure he wouldn't stand a chance |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:32 AM Author: indecent chad just remember though...even though pitbulls are small and cant even squat 1 plate, they've got muscle wear it counts. and those jaws can break skin, they can probably break bone, they can bite your dick off, they can bite your balls off, and they can crush your throat. so like....one wrong move and it could catch you.
but if you got a good hold of it and slammed it into the ground as hard as you could a few times, you'd probably at least give it a concussion if not kill it. |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:59 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke it wouldnt last one kick much less me taking it to the ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137737) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:22 AM Author: indecent chad it would last one kick yeah. sorry bro.
not saying it wouldn't get damaged badly but those things are sturdy. itd take a full on body slam...as in lifting the fucker over your head by the legs and slamming it full force into a hard surface to knock it out (or kill it). |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:31 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke all-state punter here.
would love to try the accuracy and force of my kicks vs tmfs shitpits ribs |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:33 AM Author: indecent chad well look...if the pitbull was just suspended there for you to kick it? yeah im sure youd break the ribs. im sure I would too (bro who "overstacks" the leg extension machine at the gym), even though yeah I don't doubt you kick harder than me. im sure even any fairly big fairly strong guy would.
but you just aren't going to land a clean kick to its ribs if its going after you. they're agile, and chances are you'll get some leg/face going in. |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:36 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke again, id love to test that out vs a shitpit. those oafish motherfuckers running at me while my GARGANTUAN neandertal brain calculates precisely when and where to kick it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137766) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:41 AM Author: indecent chad "again, id love to test that out vs a shitpit."
well...as a FRIEND who is concerned about your safety, I'm not so sure that you ACTUALLY would.
"while my GARGANTUAN neandertal brain calculates precisely when and where to kick it "
shit forgot about the Neanderthal brain. yeah youd win. |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:48 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke dem neandertal genetics never not not letting me down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137771) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:53 AM Author: indecent chad need to cop dat 23andme and PP confirm dat BIG NEANDERTHAL DNA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137775) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:57 AM Author: Ruddy Yarmulke lol bro theres no doubt.
ive got the biggest brow in west linn oregon. |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:00 AM Author: indecent chad my caveman brow so big I don't even need shades nigga. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137782) |
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