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rk982 retiring

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
Why are you retiring?
Mentally impaired maroon sandwich
  09/23/05
Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down...
Iridescent exhilarant trailer park
  09/23/05
Indeed.
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
Best of luck.
Mentally impaired maroon sandwich
  09/23/05
I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring abo...
Very Tactful Motley Laser Beams
  09/23/05
sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.
Learning disabled gaping nibblets
  09/23/05
what are you doing over the next year career-wise?
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
NY biglaw.
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
transactional or lit?
hairless floppy station legal warrant
  09/23/05
Transactional.
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
a vault "top 5" firm?
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.
Iridescent exhilarant trailer park
  09/23/05
how do you know this?
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
He can't contain his trolling.
Iridescent exhilarant trailer park
  09/23/05
...
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
i have a question: why do you think we care
Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot
  09/23/05
I don't think you care.
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking p...
Iridescent exhilarant trailer park
  09/23/05
um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic
Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot
  09/23/05
Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole boa...
Iridescent exhilarant trailer park
  09/23/05
too bad i dont do that and never have but yes, i suppose ...
Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot
  09/23/05
Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "...
Iridescent exhilarant trailer park
  09/23/05
so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i ...
Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot
  09/23/05
I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to rea...
Iridescent exhilarant trailer park
  09/23/05
so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law schoo...
Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot
  09/23/05
Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toi...
Iridescent exhilarant trailer park
  09/23/05
you really should consider it i feel it would give your p...
Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot
  09/23/05
this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word...
sienna excitant casino
  09/23/05
Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.
Iridescent exhilarant trailer park
  09/23/05
another gem*........ ...
Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot
  09/23/05
rude. thanks for the good and interesting contributions r...
Alcoholic histrionic goyim
  09/23/05
That's really too bad. Who's your successor?
Greedy Navy National Dopamine
  09/23/05
when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave ...
Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot
  09/23/05
Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?
Greedy Navy National Dopamine
  09/23/05
also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of ev...
Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot
  09/23/05
See you in rehab.
Canary Bearded Party Of The First Part Property
  09/23/05
Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking ...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
are you married? do you have a SO?
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann,...
Copper Base
  09/23/05
Soto and then the rest about the same.
Iridescent exhilarant trailer park
  09/23/05
They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. ...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?
Amber dysfunction
  09/23/05
They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less abo...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actua...
Amber dysfunction
  09/23/05
If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fi...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Han...
Amber dysfunction
  09/23/05
hanna's horrible
Light dead field crotch
  09/23/05
renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment o...
Greedy Navy National Dopamine
  09/23/05
BAFF.
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
does BAFF even post? it could be his time.
Amber dysfunction
  09/23/05
He only posts on LSD.
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
This board is going to hell. Maybe it's time for me to step...
Chestnut useless state wrinkle
  09/23/05
Retirement = retiring a current screen name So there's no...
glittery glassy cuckold
  09/23/05
Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having...
Aggressive Messiness
  09/23/05
Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at wo...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
na na na na.....
Light dead field crotch
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch t...
Submissive Double Fault
  09/23/05
Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've neve...
Submissive Double Fault
  09/23/05
Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credi...
Submissive Double Fault
  09/23/05
I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me...
Frisky step-uncle's house keepsake machete
  09/23/05
No, always planning to do corporate.
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
Good luck why did you decide to sell out?
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
Loans.
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
Yo!! Wise one. Before you leave counsel me on this situat...
Big-titted curious indirect expression
  09/23/05
dude arent you a 1L at usc?
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
no. 2L
Big-titted curious indirect expression
  09/23/05
heh. i thought you just chose usc over ucla?
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on th...
Big-titted curious indirect expression
  09/23/05
how do you like it? what did you do 1L summer? how old are...
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty eas...
Big-titted curious indirect expression
  09/23/05
do you love law or law school or both? are you on scholarsh...
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook ...
Big-titted curious indirect expression
  09/23/05
cool. hooking up with law or college chicks?
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i ...
Big-titted curious indirect expression
  09/23/05
what do you look like?
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
are you trying to out me
Big-titted curious indirect expression
  09/23/05
no... i'm just wondering what you look like
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you ...
Big-titted curious indirect expression
  09/23/05
san diego i know a bit about usc tho i'm not that guy...
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair...
Big-titted curious indirect expression
  09/23/05
how did you get that hot chick?
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them ...
Big-titted curious indirect expression
  09/23/05
The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over w...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
Why are you so interested in this? I'm old enough that I ...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
Just curious duder
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. lo...
Big-titted curious indirect expression
  09/23/05
good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and...
Sooty hateful school place of business
  09/23/05
I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, ...
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the S...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
let me guess, he's around 28?
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
Okay, you? Off my thread.
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
?
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
Why won't you answer the question?
Amethyst Dilemma
  09/23/05
considering that there are about 3 million people of each ye...
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
Exactly.
Amethyst Dilemma
  09/23/05
i'm 24.
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
me too
Ultramarine bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18...
Amethyst Dilemma
  09/23/05
nope.
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your...
Amethyst Dilemma
  09/23/05
I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I ...
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
That last sentence is a fragment.
Flushed galvanic church
  09/23/05
;( good luck wih everything
Lake corner
  09/23/05
You should come back in a year and give us the real deal abo...
bright unholy library
  09/23/05
I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.
Comical shrine
  09/23/05
Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.
mind-boggling demanding stage
  09/23/05
Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more pres...
Comical shrine
  09/23/05
*lowers car antenna to half-mast* O robot-commander my ro...
heady overrated cruise ship
  09/23/05
Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshol...
Claret sweet tailpipe
  09/23/05
apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares....
Claret sweet tailpipe
  09/23/05
how's he a 'tool'?
yapping cuck
  09/23/05
Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and ov...
Claret sweet tailpipe
  09/23/05
I don't know anything about him personally, although it seem...
Greedy Navy National Dopamine
  09/24/05
really, like what?
Claret sweet tailpipe
  09/24/05
Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtainin...
Greedy Navy National Dopamine
  09/24/05
ok. good for you.
Claret sweet tailpipe
  09/24/05
like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but...
Claret sweet tailpipe
  09/24/05
...
yapping cuck
  09/24/05
...
Greedy Navy National Dopamine
  09/24/05
for me to know and you to (not) find out.
yapping cuck
  09/24/05
...
Greedy Navy National Dopamine
  09/24/05
thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.
yapping cuck
  09/24/05
it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre...
Olive Doctorate Friendly Grandma
  09/24/05
and you're a heathen infidel!!!
yapping cuck
  09/24/05


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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but after this week I don't expect to be posting regularly. So, it's been nice knowing you, imaginary people. Taking questions etc.

BTW, I will probably continue to monitor rk982@yahoo.com for a while, if anyone has any interesting advice-related questions for me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886264)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: Mentally impaired maroon sandwich

Why are you retiring?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886270)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm not going to post from my firm.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886278)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Iridescent exhilarant trailer park

too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down the drain.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886283)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Indeed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886289)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Mentally impaired maroon sandwich

Best of luck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886353)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: Very Tactful Motley Laser Beams

I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring about.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886273)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Learning disabled gaping nibblets

sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886396)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: yapping cuck

what are you doing over the next year career-wise?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886277)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

NY biglaw.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886281)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: hairless floppy station legal warrant

transactional or lit?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886296)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Transactional.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886298)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: yapping cuck

a vault "top 5" firm?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886301)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886309)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Iridescent exhilarant trailer park

He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886293)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: yapping cuck

how do you know this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886308)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Iridescent exhilarant trailer park

He can't contain his trolling.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886310)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: yapping cuck



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886319)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot

i have a question: why do you think we care

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886276)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

I don't think you care.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886279)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Iridescent exhilarant trailer park

Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking pizzzoeeew3n you on here any more.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886288)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot

um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886295)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Iridescent exhilarant trailer park

Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole board laughed at his PWN3ing you over your eating big logs of football terd?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886299)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot

too bad i dont do that and never have

but yes, i suppose if youc onsdier makign stale, steroetypical jokes about me (jokes any idiot could come up with) pwn3ing me, then yes, he pwn3d me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886318)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Iridescent exhilarant trailer park

Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "I don't eat football terds." PWN!!!43D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886323)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot

so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i suppose you, as a hispanic, work a menial $5/hr job as a day laborer

see how funny that was?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886327)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: Iridescent exhilarant trailer park

I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to realize I am using an athlete's name. Have fun getting picked last in gym class and then eating football terds.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886335)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot

so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law school these days

no wodner half of you biglaw drones are miserable, desperate, and lonely

you have awful personalities

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886344)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Iridescent exhilarant trailer park

Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toilet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886349)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:10 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot

you really should consider it

i feel it would give your personality a new dimension.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886355)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: sienna excitant casino

this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886333)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: Iridescent exhilarant trailer park

Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886338)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot

another gem*........

*where gem = fucking retarded post

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886347)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Alcoholic histrionic goyim

rude.

thanks for the good and interesting contributions rk.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886294)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Greedy Navy National Dopamine

That's really too bad. Who's your successor?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886280)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot

when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave the teeth out of the operation

imagine yoruself as a toothless whore...toothless whore...toothless whore

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886285)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Greedy Navy National Dopamine

Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886305)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged meetinghouse idiot

also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of events

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886312)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Canary Bearded Party Of The First Part Property

See you in rehab.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886291)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking questions" threads in a few months.

[Just to be clear, I'm playing with Edgar's assumption that I'll be at DPW. I have not said what firm I'll be at.]

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886302)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: yapping cuck

are you married? do you have a SO?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886304)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Copper Base

What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann, Raggi, Sotomayor, Jacobs? How would you rank them?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886313)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Iridescent exhilarant trailer park

Soto and then the rest about the same.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886326)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. Sack and Sotomayor have probably made the biggest names for themselves so far (as clerk magnets and feeders, not as judges), while Jacobs is probably the least likely to feed, but they're all reasonably close. Raggi is in Brooklyn, which might be annoying. Sotomayor is perhaps less pleasant to clerk for than the others, though reviews are mixed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886328)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Amber dysfunction

any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886340)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less about them, but they're all fine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886354)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Amber dysfunction

any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actually knows a lot and gives good advice"?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886314)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fiver is brilliant and knowledgeable but doesn't post much. Oh, and Renada is great, although he's more of an aphorist than a real advisor.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886321)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Amber dysfunction

i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Hanna, though I haven't seen much of their work. I don't know who Fiver is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886329)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Light dead field crotch

hanna's horrible

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887856)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Greedy Navy National Dopamine

renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment on firms. hanna is worthless.

"fiver"? doesn't ring a bell.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891294)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: yapping cuck

BAFF.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886322)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Amber dysfunction

does BAFF even post? it could be his time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886331)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: yapping cuck

He only posts on LSD.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886342)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: Chestnut useless state wrinkle

This board is going to hell.

Maybe it's time for me to step up to the plate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886366)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:44 AM
Author: glittery glassy cuckold

Retirement = retiring a current screen name

So there's no need for an official announcement. Hope this helps.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886376)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: Aggressive Messiness

Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having "retired" about 15 times myself I fully expect to see you around next Wednesday at the latest.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886381)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at work, and I'm going to be at work a lot, so I don't really want to spend my free time posting. But that doesn't mean I won't.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886382)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: Light dead field crotch

na na na na.....

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886383)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: Submissive Double Fault

Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch thing. Good luck at your new job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886994)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887128)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Submissive Double Fault

Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've never posted from a firm and don't expect to in the future, and I suspect I won't have a lot of free time to troll the board. I won't formally retire, I probably just won't be around very much.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887156)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask a little before scaling back my posting.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887164)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:07 PM
Author: Submissive Double Fault

I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credit for giving out sound advice for god only knows how many years. ;) How long have you been here, anyway? I think you were here before me...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887181)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887227)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

how old are you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887234)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: Frisky step-uncle's house keepsake machete

Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me in the past.

By the way, I thought you were going into Litigation - did this change, or have you always planned on doing transactional work?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887064)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

No, always planning to do corporate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887139)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

Good luck

why did you decide to sell out?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887075)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Loans.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887143)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:58 PM
Author: Big-titted curious indirect expression

Yo!! Wise one.

Before you leave counsel me on this situation:

Callback at a totally reach firm. I found out i interviewed with the hiring partner on campus and for some reason he liked me; sat at his table at a subsequent dinner, made him laugh, etc.

How much does this help at my callback; or will i eventually get PWNED. Grades are good enough so those presitge whores won't feel like compromising thier lofty principles. At the same time no slam dunk. i need so extra support

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887100)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

dude arent you a 1L at usc?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887109)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Big-titted curious indirect expression

no. 2L

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887112)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

heh.

i thought you just chose usc over ucla?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887115)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Big-titted curious indirect expression

nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on the board

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887119)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

how do you like it?

what did you do 1L summer?

how old are you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887127)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: Big-titted curious indirect expression

love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty easy pussy etc.

boutique litigation firm. good enough pay. interesting work.

23

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887165)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

do you love law or law school or both?

are you on scholarship?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887171)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: Big-titted curious indirect expression

as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook up with chicks i don't care. i'll do anything during the week and love it. Right now i love law and law school coz i've been hooking up consistently. In January i hated it--long dry streak.

dad=pay=scholarship in a sense

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887212)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

cool.

hooking up with law or college chicks?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887216)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: Big-titted curious indirect expression

mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i was a senior.

also, i am getting into the 25-30 range. something more to talk about then the staple " Oh my god! Did you hear, Jane got a tatoo of a spider on her butt."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887230)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

what do you look like?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887239)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: Big-titted curious indirect expression

are you trying to out me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887255)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

no...

i'm just wondering what you look like

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887260)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Big-titted curious indirect expression

what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you are that creepy looking dude right across from me in the computer lab

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887270)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

san diego

i know a bit about usc tho

i'm not that guy...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887278)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Big-titted curious indirect expression

ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair. last week i hooked up with a hot chick who told me my features blend perfectly. my ego is really hight from that right now.

but i suspect i will get shot down tonight by some mediocre skank returning my self-esteem back to normal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887321)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

how did you get that hot chick?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887331)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: Big-titted curious indirect expression

be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them talk about thier dreams and play the odds...go after every single girl at the place; but do it in a classy way.

also, and i should be telling myself this, dont get too wasted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887354)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over who gets hired, but this is obviously a good thing. I don't know what you want me to say beyond that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887124)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

how old are you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887146)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Why are you so interested in this?

I'm old enough that I shouldn't be posting on an internet message board, anyway.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887242)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

Just curious duder

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887268)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Big-titted curious indirect expression

i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. looking for some assurance to calm me down.

Fuck it!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887154)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Sooty hateful school place of business

good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and xoxohth. maybe we'll see you on the 6 train.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887136)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: yapping cuck

I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, since you're working for a firm this coming year. Did you at least get some interviews? Are you applying or planning on reapplying to the SCOTUS at some point in the future?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887149)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the SCOTUS process, but I'm not saying anything for now. Sorry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887232)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

how old are you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887241)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: yapping cuck

let me guess, he's around 28?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887280)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

how old are you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887283)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Okay, you? Off my thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887296)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887302)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma

Why won't you answer the question?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887307)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: yapping cuck

considering that there are about 3 million people of each year age cohort in the US, revealing his age would hardly result in him outing himself.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887320)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma

Exactly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887328)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: yapping cuck

i'm 24.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887299)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse

me too

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887305)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma

I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18 years old....

Are you in ls?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887370)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: yapping cuck

nope.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887372)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma

What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your favorite musicians?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887298)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I liked Tax; Fed Courts was interesting; my Crim prof was pretty good, but nothing really sticks out.

I don't know. Usual 90s-alternative stuff, Pixies and Pavement and so forth.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887368)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: Flushed galvanic church

That last sentence is a fragment.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887350)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: Lake corner

;(

good luck wih everything

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887411)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:38 PM
Author: bright unholy library

You should come back in a year and give us the real deal about BIGLAW and the hours. You're probably the only poster that I would deem credible.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887430)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Comical shrine

I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887778)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding stage

Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887802)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Comical shrine

Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more prestigious human.

Good luck at your less prestigious firm.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887806)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: heady overrated cruise ship

*lowers car antenna to half-mast*

O robot-commander my robot commander! You’ve fallen cold and short of electricity.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3890832)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: Claret sweet tailpipe

Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshole.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891661)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:52 PM
Author: yapping cuck

apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891667)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Claret sweet tailpipe

I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares. He's stupid. This guy's been posting here forever and he's a fucking nobody. He never says anything really interesting he's just a fucking drone.

He may be somewhat helpful to law people and shit b/c he can give generic recycled advice every body and their mother can give, but otherwise he's just a huge tool.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891679)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: yapping cuck

how's he a 'tool'?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891685)



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Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: Claret sweet tailpipe

Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and over again. I don't know anything about his law school achievements, maybe he graduated in top 10%, 5% or something. But shit, hundreds of people do that every year in the top 6-8 schools. Otherwise, he's really nothing special. As an example of his toolishness, he's always saying the same shit about PE and IB, and nothing that he says is anything that you can't get from reading the Vault guide or something. He offers no original perspective or no original thinking. Simply put, he's just your standard white boy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891697)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:17 AM
Author: Greedy Navy National Dopamine

I don't know anything about him personally, although it seems pretty clear he's a 2004 grad of HLS.

But I don't give a fuck about where he went to school or how well he did. He's always given spectacularly helpful answers to questions about law school, clerkships, and biglaw.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891819)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: Claret sweet tailpipe

really, like what?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891830)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: Greedy Navy National Dopamine

Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtaining clerkships, which judges are feeders, what sequence of courses someone looking to do tax law should take, etc.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891851)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: Claret sweet tailpipe

ok. good for you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891863)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:24 AM
Author: Claret sweet tailpipe

like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but my feeling is that nothing he says here is anything you can't get from some other easy to get source, like a fucking classmate sitting right next to you or something. but whatever, i mean i really can't relate so i can see why you would say that. i've been interested in other things and people who were boring otherwise have offered great advice about careers, so good for you, and him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891883)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: yapping cuck



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891833)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: Greedy Navy National Dopamine



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891854)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: yapping cuck

for me to know and you to (not) find out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891864)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: Greedy Navy National Dopamine



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891876)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: yapping cuck

thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891879)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:31 AM
Author: Olive Doctorate Friendly Grandma

it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre an idiot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891962)



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Date: September 24th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: yapping cuck

and you're a heathen infidel!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891968)