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10,000+ studies: shorts (<5'9s) are fucked for life.

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spectacular deranged location party of the first part
  08/29/14
Lol. V5, hot chill as fuck non-American girlfriend, fit, lot...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
You're short.
spectacular deranged location party of the first part
  08/29/14
Yup. and killing it in every aspect of life.
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
FATALITY
cordovan ticket booth fortuitous meteor
  08/29/14
Done here
Self-centered Cracking Kitchen
  08/30/14
Jesus. . .
gold knife locus
  07/30/18
...
Ivory bawdyhouse pocket flask
  07/30/18
absolutely devastating
wonderful base double fault
  07/23/19
...
silver cuckold gunner
  07/23/19
your gf will marry you, cheat on you, and take you to the cl...
marvelous address
  08/29/14
Nah she wont. I'm the alpha in my group of friends and i...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
explain how, physically, they can look up to you
House-broken ruddy piazza messiness
  08/29/14
The tallmos? First they get on their knees begging to know h...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
so they kneel to tell you how great you are, kind of like a ...
House-broken ruddy piazza messiness
  08/29/14
All star in every sport I ever tried obviously.
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
cracking up here
irate university
  07/30/18
don't let him flame you bro. non-athletes and those who are...
lavender circlehead
  08/29/14
By then he'll be praying that his wife leaves no?
Self-centered Cracking Kitchen
  08/30/14
you are a temporary fix until some guy with height shows he...
Pea-brained athletic conference
  08/29/14
Nope. She's already begging for marriage lil breh.
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
Lanky tall bros with no facial aesthetics MAF
Nighttime coiffed philosopher-king
  08/29/14
Being short was a blessing. It made me motivated and helped ...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
gj brother
Nighttime coiffed philosopher-king
  08/29/14
(Dude claiming short man syndrome = benefit)
spectacular deranged location party of the first part
  08/29/14
100% is a huge benefit.
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
Keep telling yourself that.
spectacular deranged location party of the first part
  08/29/14
I'm not telling myself that. It's just reality. Like yee...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
(tall bro spending all day trolling racist chatbort telling ...
Costumed mood place of business
  08/29/14
...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
don't bother trying to get a skinny-fat neckbeard millenial ...
lavender circlehead
  08/29/14
this scans like an arcane post. spin you rat fuck, spin.
infuriating parlor
  07/23/19
this is why people dislike shortmos
Iridescent dilemma goyim
  08/29/14
Everybody likes me lil breh
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
oh how you wish you could really call someone "lil"...
primrose home
  08/29/14
I think I just did, lil breh. I also lift more than you ...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
rofl this poast is like a caricature of short-man syndrome.
primrose home
  08/29/14
Absolutely. To compensate for my height I developed a great ...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
azns arent hawt
aquamarine big famous landscape painting
  08/29/14
Agreed but what does thst have to do with me brother?
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
shortmos that act outwardly "alpha" are 100% of th...
naked impertinent skinny woman sweet tailpipe
  08/29/14
Acting outwardly alpha is beta as fukkkkk. Alpha is a state ...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
(guy who went to law school claiming he wins at life)
titillating flickering antidepressant drug
  08/29/14
No debt and making 170K at the age of 27? Yup. That's exactl...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
Are your initials SA?
Disturbing Dingle Berry
  07/30/18
you're short, ugly, have TTT pedigree and admitted you actua...
Transparent electric garrison personal credit line
  12/18/17
Petite tallmos crying, losing hoap
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
(napoleon)
naked impertinent skinny woman sweet tailpipe
  08/29/14
Another good example of alpha as fuck shortbro. Thx for back...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
fuck bro you are pretty alpha. I was just playing man
naked impertinent skinny woman sweet tailpipe
  08/29/14
(Pounds chest) Come at me bro
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
Some advice for the weak out there. If you're average in...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
(used car salesman claiming to work at V5)
House-broken ruddy piazza messiness
  08/29/14
Lol u seem mad bro? I'm about to pass FICA and get that bump...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
another thing, it is not about being "alpha" all t...
lavender circlehead
  08/29/14
Exactly. Alpha = quiet confidence and knowing exactly who yo...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
(Tallmos stumbling over each others' gangly legs in full sca...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
10,000 studies: being short sux a lone, brave pumo: being...
Wine meetinghouse
  08/29/14
Nah, being me is 180. Dunno about the rest of the shorts...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
you're a 5'7 lawyer. i don't know much, but i know being yo...
Misunderstood tattoo
  08/29/14
Lol. I love how blithely xo makes generalizations. Like you ...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
so this is julia flame right
jet-lagged native friendly grandma
  08/29/14
Lol. It's kind of how first-generation junior-associate str...
Misunderstood tattoo
  08/29/14
My friend group is all non lawyers. Not asian. Yeah ...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
Me: 5'8", jacked, prestigious, charming and personable....
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
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Chartreuse Bipolar Hall Brethren
  09/14/18
Me: NCAA athlete, jersey chasers for days, no debt, V5, hot ...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/29/14
Bump to remind TallMos how fucked they are for relying on he...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/30/14
...
aggressive emerald pistol legend
  08/30/14
180
Nighttime coiffed philosopher-king
  08/30/14
LOL at your life obeezy
Chartreuse Bipolar Hall Brethren
  12/18/17
being short is the second worst thing a man can be
appetizing indian lodge
  12/18/17
LOL now that we know the truth about obeezy this is as cring...
Transparent electric garrison personal credit line
  12/18/17
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elite exhilarant den immigrant
  12/26/17
LMAO at this whole fucking thread
Hilarious hyperventilating sandwich
  07/27/18
truly sad!
Brindle spot
  07/27/18
...
Hilarious hyperventilating sandwich
  07/27/18
Holy shit.
Pale hairraiser old irish cottage
  07/30/18
humiliating performance by obeezy ITT
Ivory bawdyhouse pocket flask
  07/30/18
Do you think he’ll be deleting his poasts ITT? This is some ...
Pale hairraiser old irish cottage
  07/30/18
...
pearl flatulent hairy legs
  09/20/18
cr
elite exhilarant den immigrant
  09/20/18
...
Chartreuse Bipolar Hall Brethren
  12/20/18
*<6'2s
Hideous mad cow disease
  12/20/18
Holy fuck obeezy
Chartreuse Bipolar Hall Brethren
  07/23/19


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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: spectacular deranged location party of the first part



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231249)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Lol. V5, hot chill as fuck non-American girlfriend, fit, lots of friends, great relationship with my family.

Explain to me how I'm fucked little breh?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231262)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: spectacular deranged location party of the first part

You're short.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231263)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Yup.

and killing it in every aspect of life.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231270)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: cordovan ticket booth fortuitous meteor

FATALITY

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232572)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Self-centered Cracking Kitchen

Done here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236662)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: gold knife locus

Jesus. . .

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524117)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Ivory bawdyhouse pocket flask



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524165)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: wonderful base double fault

absolutely devastating

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577946)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: silver cuckold gunner



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38578048)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: marvelous address

your gf will marry you, cheat on you, and take you to the cleaners with the child of her college basketball player fuckbuddy that you'll have to pay for. Your fathers, brothers, coworkers, peers, acquaintences, and friends never truly respected you. Your sense of reality is warped because you have no frame of reference of what it's like to be a normal somewhat desirable 6'4 bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231268)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Nah she wont.

I'm the alpha in my group of friends and it's not close.

I make more money than anybody in my family and they all look up to me as the smart succesful guy.

Former college athlete who's jacked as fuck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231274)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: House-broken ruddy piazza messiness

explain how, physically, they can look up to you

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231335)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

The tallmos? First they get on their knees begging to know how I became so awesome. Then they beg for advice while looking up to me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231345)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: House-broken ruddy piazza messiness

so they kneel to tell you how great you are, kind of like a dad telling his son to believe in himself at a little league game? (were you allowed on little league teams as a kid?)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231363)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

All star in every sport I ever tried obviously.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231371)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: irate university

cracking up here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524134)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: lavender circlehead

don't let him flame you bro. non-athletes and those who are genuinely NOT weak-chested cowards have no frame of reference to discern what it's like to innately not be a pussy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231360)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Self-centered Cracking Kitchen

By then he'll be praying that his wife leaves no?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236666)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained athletic conference

you are a temporary fix

until some guy with height shows her some interest

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231271)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Nope. She's already begging for marriage lil breh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231278)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Nighttime coiffed philosopher-king

Lanky tall bros with no facial aesthetics MAF

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231277)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Being short was a blessing. It made me motivated and helped me develop a fuck you attitude that served me well in sports biglaw and life.

And now I'm me. Basically perfect.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231284)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Nighttime coiffed philosopher-king

gj brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231297)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: spectacular deranged location party of the first part

(Dude claiming short man syndrome = benefit)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231299)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

100% is a huge benefit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231312)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: spectacular deranged location party of the first part

Keep telling yourself that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231319)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

I'm not telling myself that. It's just reality.

Like yeezus says everything I'm not made me everything I am.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231326)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Costumed mood place of business

(tall bro spending all day trolling racist chatbort telling himself how good life is)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231352)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231354)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: lavender circlehead

don't bother trying to get a skinny-fat neckbeard millenial to understand reason. i think that you will see moar of it as the generations of all colors and ethnicities become more homogenous across western civ. when you are a weak and cowardly lemming (on the inside) indistinguishable from the next iphone zombie that is your peer, you cannot help but look even harder to external factors like height or facial esthetics to compensate for your personal failures of character/guile.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231393)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:14 PM
Author: infuriating parlor

this scans like an arcane post. spin you rat fuck, spin.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577968)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Iridescent dilemma goyim

this is why people dislike shortmos

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231595)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Everybody likes me lil breh

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232192)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: primrose home

oh how you wish you could really call someone "lil"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232397)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

I think I just did, lil breh.

I also lift more than you xoxohth

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232495)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: primrose home

rofl this poast is like a caricature of short-man syndrome.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232500)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Absolutely. To compensate for my height I developed a great personality worked hard and got jacked.

I completely agree with you. Short man syndrome FTW.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232516)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: aquamarine big famous landscape painting

azns arent hawt

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231356)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Agreed but what does thst have to do with me brother?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231362)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: naked impertinent skinny woman sweet tailpipe

shortmos that act outwardly "alpha" are 100% of the time just napoleoncomplexmo's, and, honestly, not very much fun to be around

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231384)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Acting outwardly alpha is beta as fukkkkk. Alpha is a state of mind not an act.

I know i'm fucking awesome and I carry myself accordingly. Attempts to display alphaness are beyond beta.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231398)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: titillating flickering antidepressant drug

(guy who went to law school claiming he wins at life)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231510)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

No debt and making 170K at the age of 27? Yup. That's exactly what in claiming.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231517)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: Disturbing Dingle Berry

Are your initials SA?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524158)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Transparent electric garrison personal credit line

you're short, ugly, have TTT pedigree and admitted you actually have a shit job and you're lying about v5. Also your "gf" was an asian who refused to have sex with you for years, then dumped you. Now you're alone and ugly and a failure.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952874)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Petite tallmos crying, losing hoap

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231376)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: naked impertinent skinny woman sweet tailpipe

(napoleon)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231399)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Another good example of alpha as fuck shortbro. Thx for backing me up bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231412)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:06 PM
Author: naked impertinent skinny woman sweet tailpipe

fuck bro you are pretty alpha. I was just playing man

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231420)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

(Pounds chest)

Come at me bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231434)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Some advice for the weak out there.

If you're average in everything it's all personality and drive. You can shape your life into whatever you want it to be. If you're tall don't be a pushy and assume everything will be handed to you or you'll get lapped by a motivated alpha bro like me. If you're short don't be a pussy and assume you're fucked or you'll get lapped by an alpha bro like me.

Xoxohth

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231391)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: House-broken ruddy piazza messiness

(used car salesman claiming to work at V5)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231395)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Lol u seem mad bro? I'm about to pass FICA and get that bump. You're about to pass the welfare office and double back for your monthly pittance.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231408)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: lavender circlehead

another thing, it is not about being "alpha" all the time. i am thinking of 2 literary references, one being Kantorek in all quiet on the western front, and another reference in a book called the long grey line about usma class of '66 i think. probably a lot of xo is familiar with the character of Kantorek who demanded an unreasonable amount of "respect" from the younger, chiller recruits to make up for his own inadequacies which were later exposed to greater detail on the field of battle. and the long grey line reference was not any one character in particular, but a known fact to the cadets that you didn't want to get stuck in a marching formation made up of shorts because the shorts in charge were so stickler about rules that they would fuck over more chill, fratty bros for nothing and get them in trouble.

as a short bro, you never want to be like this, or exhibit these characteristics. don't "try hard" be cool. don't fake alpha or fake aggressiveness. if you have to constantly fake it, you don't have what it takes to pull it off anyway.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231454)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Exactly. Alpha = quiet confidence and knowing exactly who you are.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231472)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

(Tallmos stumbling over each others' gangly legs in full scale retreat, crying, losing hoap)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231490)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Wine meetinghouse

10,000 studies: being short sux

a lone, brave pumo: being short is 180!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232239)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Nah, being me is 180.

Dunno about the rest of the shorts. Or the talls. Seems kinda specific to each individual doncha think bruh?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232384)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood tattoo

you're a 5'7 lawyer. i don't know much, but i know being you is NOT 180.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232389)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Lol. I love how blithely xo makes generalizations. Like you cant be happy and have a fulfilling life if you're X or Y.

It's sad. It basically allows each of you to wallow in your own miserable lonely lives and tell yourselves it's not your fault - you were destined for it. It can't be helped. It just is, so you may as well give up and megapoast.

It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232490)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged native friendly grandma

so this is julia flame right

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232509)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Misunderstood tattoo

Lol. It's kind of how first-generation junior-associate strivers who slave away at V5s tell themselves, "of course I'm happy! I maed it!" This is what America is all about. This is fulfillment! Sure, I wasn't born very good at math, but I squeaked into Cornell and pwned the FUCK out of those logic games and now I make even more than the analysts at Morgan Stanley. My friends from my TTT high school know that I'm BIG CITY NYC LAWYER. Of course, they don't fully appreciate the fact that I work at CRAVATH and not some TTT like White & Case. But that distinction is why -- even being asian, and standing 5'7 -- I'm the "alpha" of my group of friends (many of whom didn't crack the v20).

It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232549)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

My friend group is all non lawyers.

Not asian.

Yeah my HS friends def look up to me for my job and living in MFH.

I'm happy as a claim. Not bc of work. Your professional life shoudlnt define you. But bc my life is objectively awesome. Sorry about your serotonin disorder bro. Maybe pop out of the basement here and there and you can snap out of this depressive funk you've been in since high school?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232567)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Me: 5'8", jacked, prestigious, charming and personable.

You: 6'1", skinny fat, basement dweller, aspie and lonely.

This pumo wins the day fellas. I'm happy to have educated all you manlets.

Xoxohth.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232507)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bipolar Hall Brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36809224)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Me: NCAA athlete, jersey chasers for days, no debt, V5, hot chill non-American girlfriend.

You: CPA in Ohio hoping being 6'2" convinces a rapidly aging 5 to marry you and squeeze out a few pups before your seed becomes autistic.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232651)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 1:47 AM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend

Bump to remind TallMos how fucked they are for relying on height.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26234899)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: aggressive emerald pistol legend



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236521)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Nighttime coiffed philosopher-king

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236655)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bipolar Hall Brethren

LOL at your life obeezy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952859)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: appetizing indian lodge

being short is the second worst thing a man can be

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952881)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: Transparent electric garrison personal credit line

LOL now that we know the truth about obeezy this is as cringe worthy as his "reminder" threads about how Hillary would win. LOL what a faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952891)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: elite exhilarant den immigrant



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#35011489)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 8:33 AM
Author: Hilarious hyperventilating sandwich

LMAO at this whole fucking thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36506203)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Brindle spot

truly sad!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36507348)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Hilarious hyperventilating sandwich



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36511020)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Pale hairraiser old irish cottage

Holy shit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524091)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Ivory bawdyhouse pocket flask

humiliating performance by obeezy ITT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524172)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Pale hairraiser old irish cottage

Do you think he’ll be deleting his poasts ITT? This is some seriously cringe-worthy stuff.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524187)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: pearl flatulent hairy legs



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36849318)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: elite exhilarant den immigrant

cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36849350)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bipolar Hall Brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#37443498)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Hideous mad cow disease

*<6'2s

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#37443506)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bipolar Hall Brethren

Holy fuck obeezy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577908)