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Do I have a reputation on this board yet?

I've been posting for like 4 weeks now. Have I developed any...
Impressive doctorate incel
  09/28/05
Did that answer your question?
insanely creepy meetinghouse trust fund
  09/28/05
see above
Harsh wagecucks partner
  09/28/05
Nope.
Green University
  09/29/05
This thread is now about ducks. FACT: Some ducks can swi...
dashing tan hospital
  09/28/05
Because of the size and position of their eyes, ducks can se...
insanely creepy meetinghouse trust fund
  09/28/05
Ducks have many economic uses, being farmed for their meat, ...
slippery den faggotry
  09/28/05
the chinese like to eat preserved duck eggs that turn the &q...
Appetizing Mischievous Locale Coldplay Fan
  09/29/05
theyre not preserved
heady set laser beams
  02/07/06
I think he's talking about "century eggs," which a...
Vigorous dilemma
  02/08/06
Molting is awesome.
Fishy Narrow-minded Pocket Flask
  09/28/05
Some duck species, mainly those breeding in the temperate an...
slippery den faggotry
  09/28/05
Do all species either migrate or not together? Is it possib...
dashing tan hospital
  09/28/05
FACT: ducks can lay eggs *WHENEVER* they want.
vibrant blathering pit
  09/28/05
Geese are not ducks. Duck Tape not made from crushed up ...
elite station genital piercing
  09/29/05
My favorite duck is the blue beaked siberian duck. It is a v...
Cyan thirsty community account
  12/02/05
This thread is a smashing success.
Fishy Narrow-minded Pocket Flask
  09/28/05
THREAD SALVAGED!
dashing tan hospital
  09/28/05
Hooray ducks!
slippery den faggotry
  09/28/05
Birds are the only animals that have hollow bones in order t...
insanely creepy meetinghouse trust fund
  09/28/05
The word duck came from the verb "to duck" meaning...
slippery den faggotry
  09/28/05
Birds’ feet seem impervious to heat and cold because they co...
insanely creepy meetinghouse trust fund
  09/28/05
i love ducks
plum office
  09/28/05
I loved a duck once.
aqua splenetic lay double fault
  09/28/05
170.
adventurous idiot legal warrant
  12/02/05
I have a Duck Head shirt.
INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY
  09/28/05
i know a guy who had a duck head shirt. ironically he had s...
Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness
  09/29/05
This thread is depressing. Think of all the countless, p...
tantric twisted state stain
  09/28/05
WRONG THREAD MISTER. THIS IS NOW THE DUCK THREAD!
dashing tan hospital
  09/28/05
ACTUALLY, most domestic ducks were bred from the wild Mallar...
slippery den faggotry
  09/28/05
my stepbrother and half-brother both said "duck" a...
excitant stage really tough guy
  09/28/05
Did anyone else pre-order? http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/ne...
razzle-dazzle abode
  09/28/05
I watched that show all the time as a kid. I just might hav...
dashing tan hospital
  09/28/05
to get a reputation on this board you have to stand out in s...
vibrant blathering pit
  09/28/05
Ducks have no need to stand out because of their elongated n...
slippery den faggotry
  09/28/05
This is not a duck related post.
chrome liquid oxygen field
  09/28/05
the OP was about ducks; i'm simply hijacking the thread
vibrant blathering pit
  09/28/05
i'll often see a goose and lazily refer to it as a duck. ...
rambunctious crotch background story
  09/28/05
FACT: Ducks are nature's ultimate paradox.
Fishy Narrow-minded Pocket Flask
  09/28/05
http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html
self-absorbed stage scourge upon the earth
  09/28/05
Hey I've started a few threads + replied to many others. I t...
Impressive doctorate incel
  09/28/05
Are you a duck?
chrome liquid oxygen field
  09/28/05
Sure, whatever. You're a celebrity. Now shut up and quit r...
dashing tan hospital
  09/28/05
.
dashing tan hospital
  09/28/05
See what you did? You went and killed this thread's momentu...
dashing tan hospital
  09/28/05
Fuck off, Howard.
Fishy Narrow-minded Pocket Flask
  09/28/05
those threads don't concern ducks at all
rambunctious crotch background story
  09/28/05
Duck Hunt was the first game I ever owned for the original N...
lavender stead giraffe
  09/28/05
http://www.cyberiapc.com/flashgames/duckhunt.htm
slippery den faggotry
  09/28/05
Addictive
Impressive doctorate incel
  09/28/05
I loved shooting ducks on tv.
Mewling henna parlour indirect expression
  09/29/05
Agreed. I also remember the duck pond in my home town with ...
Dull church
  09/29/05
Howard the Duck is the best and worst movie of all time.
insanely creepy meetinghouse trust fund
  09/29/05
Did we have a conversation about this once? I have an odd m...
Copper Sneaky Criminal Patrolman
  09/29/05
I used to hunt ducks and it always made sad to shoot them. ...
Pea-brained Private Investor
  09/29/05
This thread is great. Did you know ducks are all dark mea...
Histrionic Ruby Church Building
  09/29/05
FACT: no one serves duck as well as the Thai. The hard-worki...
comical cobalt site windowlicker
  09/29/05
this is really weird. It just so happens that I ate duck fo...
supple crystalline plaza internal respiration
  09/29/05
Ducks are so fatty though, despite general tastiness
Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness
  09/29/05
http://www.vegalleries.com/dis-ltd/barks2.jpg
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  09/29/05
If I were to come back as an animal, it would definitely be ...
Lemon Judgmental Feces Bbw
  09/29/05
Remember in a Christmas Story where they go out for Chinese ...
Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness
  09/29/05
awesome.
excitant stage really tough guy
  09/29/05
This is, quite possibly, the best thread on xoxo in several ...
anal abnormal garrison associate
  09/29/05
mighty ducks... best movie ever?
Medicated marvelous kitchen
  09/29/05
The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim lost their preseason game last n...
sadistic library shitlib
  09/29/05
fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo fingerbang an ...
Misunderstood painfully honest whorehouse
  09/29/05
I never know why Chinese take out places give out duck sauce...
Very tactful crackhouse pisswyrm
  09/29/05
Rub it on your testicles. It attracts the ladies.
Cracking Deep Ceo
  09/30/05
quack
dashing tan hospital
  09/30/05
I was afraid this thread was lost forever. While ducks ...
elite station genital piercing
  09/30/05
please reconcile: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
aromatic spot mental disorder
  10/06/05
Aflac!
Lemon Judgmental Feces Bbw
  10/06/05
Personally, I've never liked roast duck. I still fail to see...
onyx organic girlfriend
  10/06/05
you should try this, if the place is still standing: http...
excitant stage really tough guy
  10/06/05
Eider down is the worlds most expensive feather, used to mak...
Bistre potus
  10/06/05
A week's pay for a comforter seems excessive.
pungent headpube point
  12/19/07
Duccats have nothing to ducks, but everything to do with pre...
aqua splenetic lay double fault
  10/06/05
So far your rep is quasi-muslim, older Persian guy who has r...
Deranged hall nibblets
  10/06/05
Oh that's why somone called me aggregate. No I'm not aggrega...
Impressive doctorate incel
  10/06/05
dude, nothing in your post or in the linked threads has to d...
aromatic spot mental disorder
  10/06/05
no no. his name comes from here: http://www.agsites.net/lin...
Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness
  10/06/05
Why did you have to go and dick up my thread right near the ...
dashing tan hospital
  10/08/05
...
soul-stirring voyeur
  10/08/05
...
Big fear-inspiring boiling water selfie
  12/02/05
do i have a rep?
Misunderstood painfully honest whorehouse
  12/02/05
This thread is fucking awesome. Props to bmud for salvaging ...
adventurous idiot legal warrant
  12/02/05
The blue beaked siberian duck is my favorite duck. Many of t...
Cyan thirsty community account
  12/02/05
...
Provocative death wish son of senegal
  02/07/06
Top thread. LMFAO. Standing ovation for bmud.
beta fuchsia knife
  12/02/05
seconded.
underhanded pearl home mother
  02/07/06
...
underhanded pearl home mother
  02/07/06
quack
Filthy cheese-eating reading party
  02/05/06
The Oregon Ducks are a fairly good football team.
Galvanic khaki senate famous landscape painting
  02/05/06
In a fairly acceptable city.
Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness
  02/07/06
Credited.
odious hairless temple puppy
  02/07/06
these ducks, known as wood ducks, are fairly cute: http:/...
underhanded pearl home mother
  02/07/06
When I was 7, my grandfather bought me a stuffed duck. I sh...
curious burgundy business firm depressive
  02/07/06
that is kind of a sad duck story.
underhanded pearl home mother
  02/07/06
It has a happy ending. He said he would buy me another duck...
curious burgundy business firm depressive
  02/07/06
that makes me smile.
underhanded pearl home mother
  02/07/06
When I was a wee lad I travelled to France for a vacation. ...
Fragrant dead half-breed
  02/07/06
About humping ducks:
Vivacious pontificating dingle berry parlor
  02/07/06
...
Filthy cheese-eating reading party
  02/07/06
While North American ducks have traditionally been nudist by...
spruce stirring weed whacker hissy fit
  02/08/06
The saying "If it walks like a duck, and talks like a d...
floppy ebony corn cake nursing home
  02/08/06
I love ducks
concupiscible jewess
  03/26/06
thanks, fag
titillating brunch
  03/26/06
you don't like ducks?
concupiscible jewess
  03/26/06
In 2002, psychologist Richard Wiseman and colleagues at the ...
geriatric spectacular locus clown
  05/02/06
Quack bump
Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness
  06/10/06
quack?
Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness
  11/05/06
excellent
Glittery bearded hell
  11/06/06
http://www.ducks.org/
Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness
  11/19/07
ty
anal abnormal garrison associate
  12/19/07
ty for this bump
Translucent cerebral roommate
  12/19/07
Out-freaking-Standing bump. I have at least three different ...
Lake Flickering Trailer Park
  12/19/07


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Date: September 28th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: Impressive doctorate incel

I've been posting for like 4 weeks now. Have I developed any sort of reputation?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3926655)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy meetinghouse trust fund

Did that answer your question?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927408)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:01 PM
Author: Harsh wagecucks partner

see above

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927426)



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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: Green University

Nope.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930682)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:03 PM
Author: dashing tan hospital

This thread is now about ducks.

FACT: Some ducks can swim backward.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927453)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: insanely creepy meetinghouse trust fund

Because of the size and position of their eyes, ducks can see everything around them for approximately 340 degrees without turning their heads.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927468)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: slippery den faggotry

Ducks have many economic uses, being farmed for their meat, eggs, feathers and down feathers.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927472)



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Date: September 29th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: Appetizing Mischievous Locale Coldplay Fan

the chinese like to eat preserved duck eggs that turn the "whites" of the egg black

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3932295)



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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: heady set laser beams
Subject: theyre not preserved

theyre incubated until the fetus begins to develop. all of SE asia eats these. all of SE asia should be nuked off the planet.

*edit: i think i mixed this up. you were talking about pickled eggs, i believe. either way, SE asians are nasty*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018900)



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Date: February 8th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: Vigorous dilemma

I think he's talking about "century eggs," which are essentially pickled for 100 days and are a Cantonese delicacy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5026024)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Fishy Narrow-minded Pocket Flask

Molting is awesome.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927473)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: slippery den faggotry

Some duck species, mainly those breeding in the temperate and arctic northern hemisphere, are migratory, but others are not.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927481)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: dashing tan hospital

Do all species either migrate or not together? Is it possible for one group of ducks in a species to migrate while others of the same species stay behind?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927532)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: vibrant blathering pit

FACT: ducks can lay eggs *WHENEVER* they want.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927534)



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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: elite station genital piercing

Geese are not ducks.

Duck Tape not made from crushed up ducks.

Donald is also a common name for humans, although it is often shortened to Don.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930780)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:41 AM
Author: Cyan thirsty community account

My favorite duck is the blue beaked siberian duck. It is a very cool duck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438356)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Fishy Narrow-minded Pocket Flask

This thread is a smashing success.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927482)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: dashing tan hospital

THREAD SALVAGED!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927487)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: slippery den faggotry

Hooray ducks!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927488)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: insanely creepy meetinghouse trust fund

Birds are the only animals that have hollow bones in order to keep their body weight low to assist in flying.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927491)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: slippery den faggotry

The word duck came from the verb "to duck" meaning to bend down as if to get under something, because of the way many species in the dabbling duck group feed by upending.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927511)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: insanely creepy meetinghouse trust fund

Birds’ feet seem impervious to heat and cold because they consist primarily of strong tendons with few nerves and blood vessels.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927516)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: plum office

i love ducks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927496)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: aqua splenetic lay double fault

I loved a duck once.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927527)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:37 AM
Author: adventurous idiot legal warrant

170.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438297)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY (nosearmy@gmail.com)

I have a Duck Head shirt.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927529)



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Date: September 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness

i know a guy who had a duck head shirt. ironically he had sort of a duck head. my friends and i then started to call him duck head

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3931514)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: tantric twisted state stain

This thread is depressing.

Think of all the countless, pathetic posters like the OP whose dreams of being popular are shattered :-(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927541)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: dashing tan hospital

WRONG THREAD MISTER. THIS IS NOW THE DUCK THREAD!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927550)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: slippery den faggotry

ACTUALLY, most domestic ducks were bred from the wild Mallard, Anas platyrhynchos, but many breeds have become much larger than their wild ancestor, with a "hull length" (from base of neck to base of tail) of 12 inches or more and routinely able to swallow an adult British Common Frog, Rana temporaria, whole.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927567)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: excitant stage really tough guy

my stepbrother and half-brother both said "duck" as their first word. I have no idea why.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927552)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode

Did anyone else pre-order?

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=3889

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927565)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: dashing tan hospital

I watched that show all the time as a kid. I just might have to order this.

Duck Tails and Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers were always on in the afternoon.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927598)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: vibrant blathering pit

to get a reputation on this board you have to stand out in some way-- generally by being borderline retarded, or clinically insane. unfortunately you seem like a relatively well-adjusted guy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927595)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: slippery den faggotry

Ducks have no need to stand out because of their elongated necks.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927616)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: chrome liquid oxygen field

This is not a duck related post.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927683)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:19 PM
Author: vibrant blathering pit

the OP was about ducks; i'm simply hijacking the thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927703)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: rambunctious crotch background story

i'll often see a goose and lazily refer to it as a duck.

i never would have thought, but creating a duck thread was a great idea. kudos to the OP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927604)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Fishy Narrow-minded Pocket Flask

FACT: Ducks are nature's ultimate paradox.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927611)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed stage scourge upon the earth

http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927618)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:17 PM
Author: Impressive doctorate incel

Hey I've started a few threads + replied to many others. I thought I would have a reputation by now. Oh well.

Other hardworking high LSATs going to Tier 2?

More on Anon's foray with the Craigslist girl

Rate your looks (1-10)

Eating habits of law school students



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927667)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: chrome liquid oxygen field

Are you a duck?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927687)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: dashing tan hospital

Sure, whatever. You're a celebrity. Now shut up and quit ruining my duck thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927691)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:20 PM
Author: dashing tan hospital

.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927716)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:21 PM
Author: dashing tan hospital

See what you did? You went and killed this thread's momentum. Way to go jackass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927732)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:22 PM
Author: Fishy Narrow-minded Pocket Flask

Fuck off, Howard.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927745)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:23 PM
Author: rambunctious crotch background story

those threads don't concern ducks at all

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927761)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:22 PM
Author: lavender stead giraffe

Duck Hunt was the first game I ever owned for the original NES. I remember it with fondness.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927742)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:23 PM
Author: slippery den faggotry

http://www.cyberiapc.com/flashgames/duckhunt.htm

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927766)



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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:26 PM
Author: Impressive doctorate incel

Addictive

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927796)



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Date: September 29th, 2005 1:40 AM
Author: Mewling henna parlour indirect expression

I loved shooting ducks on tv.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928832)



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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: Dull church

Agreed. I also remember the duck pond in my home town with much fondness. If only there was a way I could have combined the two.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930753)



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Date: September 29th, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: insanely creepy meetinghouse trust fund

Howard the Duck is the best and worst movie of all time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928776)



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Date: September 29th, 2005 1:49 AM
Author: Copper Sneaky Criminal Patrolman

Did we have a conversation about this once? I have an odd memory of talking about Howard the Duck near the lake but I don't know with whom.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928872)



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Date: September 29th, 2005 1:32 AM
Author: Pea-brained Private Investor

I used to hunt ducks and it always made sad to shoot them. Did you know you can skin a duck without the assistance of any tool--just by using your hands?

This thread is fucking awesome.

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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:07 AM
Author: Histrionic Ruby Church Building

This thread is great.

Did you know ducks are all dark meat?

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Date: September 29th, 2005 3:04 AM
Author: comical cobalt site windowlicker

FACT: no one serves duck as well as the Thai. The hard-working indigenous people of Thailand pass down the secret of duck cooking from generation to generation. They are rumored to use EVERY PART OF THEIR BODY to prepare the duck. Duck feathers are saved for Thai princes, who wear them in elaborate headdresses to impress exotic princesses as they pass. Duck feathers are taxed in Thailand like dollars are in America. The highest income brackets have to give ALL OF THEIR DUCK FEATHERS to the local princes. If they try to cheat on their income taxes, the princes burn down their entire village.

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Date: September 29th, 2005 8:17 AM
Author: supple crystalline plaza internal respiration

this is really weird. It just so happens that I ate duck for the first time last week. It was very good.

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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness

Ducks are so fatty though, despite general tastiness

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Date: September 29th, 2005 9:15 AM
Author: coiffed walnut antidepressant drug ticket booth

http://www.vegalleries.com/dis-ltd/barks2.jpg

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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: Lemon Judgmental Feces Bbw

If I were to come back as an animal, it would definitely be a duck. I mean they can walk on land, swim, and fly. They are like the Duck Boat of the animal kingdom.

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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness

Remember in a Christmas Story where they go out for Chinese on Xmas and have duck? FA RA RA RA RA FA RA RA RA

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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: excitant stage really tough guy

awesome.

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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: anal abnormal garrison associate

This is, quite possibly, the best thread on xoxo in several months.

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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: Medicated marvelous kitchen

mighty ducks... best movie ever?

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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: sadistic library shitlib

The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim lost their preseason game last night. However, Teemu Selanne scored his second goal of the preseason.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap?gid=2005092825

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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Misunderstood painfully honest whorehouse

fuck fuck fuck a duck

screw a kangaroo

fingerbang an orangutan

an orgy at the zoo

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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:35 PM
Author: Very tactful crackhouse pisswyrm

I never know why Chinese take out places give out duck sauce all the time even when I don't order duck. what are you supposed to do with it?

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Date: September 30th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: Cracking Deep Ceo

Rub it on your testicles. It attracts the ladies.

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Date: September 30th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: dashing tan hospital

quack

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Date: September 30th, 2005 5:52 PM
Author: elite station genital piercing

I was afraid this thread was lost forever.

While ducks generally are not man-eaters and rarely attack humans there is one species that has been known to swoop from the sky and viciously attack the unaware. Thus the phrase "Duck!"



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Date: October 6th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: aromatic spot mental disorder

please reconcile:

Do I have a reputation on this board yet?

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Date: October 6th, 2005 12:08 PM
Author: Lemon Judgmental Feces Bbw

Aflac!

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Date: October 6th, 2005 1:55 PM
Author: onyx organic girlfriend

Personally, I've never liked roast duck. I still fail to see why it's a delicacy in so many cultures.

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Date: October 6th, 2005 1:58 PM
Author: excitant stage really tough guy

you should try this, if the place is still standing:

http://www.liletterestaurant.com/dinner.html

Duck confit with baby greens and Vidalia onion

vinaigrette -9.5 -

btw, the dish in that picture is a really awful, flavorless hearts of palm salad. I would suggest that you pass on it.

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Date: October 6th, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Bistre potus

Eider down is the worlds most expensive feather, used to make Eider quilts.

INSANITY!

...check this out: http://www.plumeriabay.com/comforters-choose/eiderdown-duvets-king-c.html

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Date: December 19th, 2007 5:46 PM
Author: pungent headpube point

A week's pay for a comforter seems excessive.

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Date: October 6th, 2005 2:09 PM
Author: aqua splenetic lay double fault

Duccats have nothing to ducks, but everything to do with prestige.

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Date: October 6th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Deranged hall nibblets

So far your rep is quasi-muslim, older Persian guy who has received backlash post 9/11. Is ag for "aggregate." I think he was Persian, and he posted on the old PR board.

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Date: October 6th, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: Impressive doctorate incel

Oh that's why somone called me aggregate. No I'm not aggregate. 30 is now classified as older?! Dang. Fortunately I've been told I look younger than 30. I've also started a few other threads.

Other hardworking high LSATs going to Tier 2?

More on Anon's foray with the Craigslist girl

Rate your looks (1-10)

Eating habits of law school students



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Date: October 6th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: aromatic spot mental disorder

dude, nothing in your post or in the linked threads has to do with ducks. Kinda hard to get a reputation if you're always spewing irrelevant babble.

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Date: October 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness

no no. his name comes from here: http://www.agsites.net/links/duckresource.html

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Date: October 8th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: dashing tan hospital

Why did you have to go and dick up my thread right near the very end? It was so perfect there for a while.

The tourist attraction Ride the Ducks uses amphibious vehicles that were used in WWII to land on beaches.

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Date: October 8th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring voyeur



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:11 AM
Author: Big fear-inspiring boiling water selfie



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:40 AM
Author: Misunderstood painfully honest whorehouse

do i have a rep?

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Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:40 AM
Author: adventurous idiot legal warrant

This thread is fucking awesome. Props to bmud for salvaging it. Does he still post?

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Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:45 AM
Author: Cyan thirsty community account

The blue beaked siberian duck is my favorite duck. Many of these wonderful ducks reside in the Lincoln Park zoo, where they can be viewed free of charge.

They are fabulous ducks.

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Date: February 7th, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: Provocative death wish son of senegal



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 9:55 AM
Author: beta fuchsia knife

Top thread. LMFAO. Standing ovation for bmud.

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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:03 AM
Author: underhanded pearl home mother

seconded.

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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: underhanded pearl home mother



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Date: February 5th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: Filthy cheese-eating reading party

quack

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Date: February 5th, 2006 1:16 AM
Author: Galvanic khaki senate famous landscape painting

The Oregon Ducks are a fairly good football team.

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Date: February 7th, 2006 10:57 AM
Author: Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness

In a fairly acceptable city.

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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:09 AM
Author: odious hairless temple puppy

Credited.

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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: underhanded pearl home mother

these ducks, known as wood ducks, are fairly cute:

http://www.bastropcountyaudubon.org/images/Wood%20ducks.jpg



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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:25 AM
Author: curious burgundy business firm depressive

When I was 7, my grandfather bought me a stuffed duck. I shaved all its plush off with his razor.

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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:29 AM
Author: underhanded pearl home mother

that is kind of a sad duck story.

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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: curious burgundy business firm depressive

It has a happy ending. He said he would buy me another duck if I would buy him another razor.

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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: underhanded pearl home mother

that makes me smile.

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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: Fragrant dead half-breed

When I was a wee lad I travelled to France for a vacation. I spoke no French and my parents ordered my meals for me.

One night I was eating a meat unknown to my palate. I asked my father what it was and he quacked.

I have never been the same since.

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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:45 AM
Author: Vivacious pontificating dingle berry parlor
Subject: About humping ducks:

say you're fucking a duck. does it matter if it's a girl or guy duck? if you were demanding payment to fuck the duck, would your bounty change based on the duck's gender?

about humping ducks

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Date: February 7th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: Filthy cheese-eating reading party



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Date: February 8th, 2006 12:23 AM
Author: spruce stirring weed whacker hissy fit

While North American ducks have traditionally been nudist by nature, Finland refused to run Donald Duck comics because he didn't wear pants.

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Date: February 8th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: floppy ebony corn cake nursing home

The saying "If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, then it must be a duck" is logically unsound. It might just be a man acting and talking like a duck, or it might be an image of a duck on the television screen -- neither are ducks, though. The man is, well, a man; and the duck on the television screen is nothing but bunch of electrons commingling on the television screen. Thus, the saying "If it walks ... " is a complete logical mess and should not ever be used again.

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Date: March 26th, 2006 1:28 PM
Author: concupiscible jewess

I love ducks

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Date: March 26th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: titillating brunch

thanks, fag

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Date: March 26th, 2006 1:46 PM
Author: concupiscible jewess

you don't like ducks?



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Date: May 2nd, 2006 7:48 PM
Author: geriatric spectacular locus clown

In 2002, psychologist Richard Wiseman and colleagues at the University of Hertfordshire (UK) finished a year-long LaughLab experiment, concluding that, of the animals in the world, the duck is the type that attracts most humor and silliness; he said "If you're going to tell a joke involving an animal, make it a duck."

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Date: June 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness

Quack bump

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Date: November 5th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness

quack?

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Date: November 6th, 2006 7:44 AM
Author: Glittery bearded hell

excellent

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Date: November 19th, 2007 9:53 PM
Author: Sticky Exhilarant School Messiness

http://www.ducks.org/

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Date: December 19th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: anal abnormal garrison associate

ty

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Date: December 19th, 2007 5:00 PM
Author: Translucent cerebral roommate

ty for this bump

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Date: December 19th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Lake Flickering Trailer Park

Out-freaking-Standing bump. I have at least three different monikers up there that I had completely forgotten about.

Did you know that the game duck duck goose was created by ducks to torment homosexual ducks. Apparently, calling a duck a goose has a very negative connotation and doing so invariably results in the gay duck chasing the name caller.

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