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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:55 AM Author: rose hunting ground (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973358) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 11:30 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube thread did turn out enjoyable lol. ty (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973849) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:36 PM Author: rose hunting ground (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26976298) |
Date: December 21st, 2014 8:57 AM Author: hairraiser cyan chad are you enjoying that, brother? cool story, my nigger. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973364) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:58 AM Author: Boyish Deep Filthpig Crackhouse *jerome (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973365) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:59 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube similarly lulzy when shitlibs throw shitfits over cisgenders playing transgender characters, etc. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973367) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:01 AM Author: rose hunting ground (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973372) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:04 AM Author: yellow excitant base conturds wont cop to their belief that whiteness is inherently better, and the fact that they won't be capable of respecting or admiring a black James Bond. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973376) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 11:40 AM Author: lilac bespoke nursing home halford I'll cop to it. You nigs are subhuman. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973896) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:49 AM Author: Provocative theatre pistol yeah all those famous transgender characters like . . . (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973480) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:53 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube e.g. http://www.buzzfeed.com/rafeposey/21-times-cisgender-actors-played-transgender-characters
i guess shitlibs get angrier about getting race wrong like white actors playing hispanic characters |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:54 AM Author: Provocative theatre pistol god damned those shit libs and their buzzfeed lists with 100 total views (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973503) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:56 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube did He? good (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973511) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:32 AM Author: rose hunting ground (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973645) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:09 AM Author: Arousing Fantasy-prone Water Buffalo Corner Reptile here. Idris Elba would probably make a good bond. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973378) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:09 AM Author: Idiotic National Security Agency To be fair, the idea of a black guy playing a secret agent is, idunno, kinda weird. Bond was supposed to be extremely plain looking so as to blend in everywhere- Asia, Europe, Africa, anywhere. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973379) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:11 AM Author: yellow excitant base so conturds are concerned about the realism when it comes to depictions of alpha globe-trotting pussy-slaying secret agents. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973382) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:16 AM Author: Idiotic National Security Agency Not a conturd.
If the newest 007 films weren't emphasizing realism I'd agree with you.
They specifically casted a plain looking Scottish dude of average height/looks because that's what Bond was intended to be. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:21 AM Author: yellow excitant base lmao at Connery, Moore, Brosnan, or Craig being average looks, they're all sexy as fuck wtf bro (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973403) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:22 AM Author: Idiotic National Security Agency Craig is about as average as it gets imo, but OK. Agree to disagree. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973404) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:22 AM Author: yellow excitant base so you admit that Connery, Moore, and Brosnan are pure sex appeal? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973406) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:25 AM Author: Idiotic National Security Agency Well I'm not a fag, so no.
But everyone admits the Brosnan 007 films were unrealistic pieces of shit. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:25 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube wow a Bond film was UNREALISTIC
most people think brosnan was a very good bond |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:26 AM Author: Idiotic National Security Agency "most people think brosnan was a very good bond"
The last movie was batman & Robin level bad. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:28 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube had nothing to do with him lol
tell me more about how realistic Dr. No was lol |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:30 AM Author: Idiotic National Security Agency I never said the Connery films were realistic.
I said that the recent Craig films put an emphasis on realism the same way the Nolan Batman films did.
The latest film made a habit of mocking the campier aspects of the series- the joke about exploding pens, equipping bond with only a gun and a 50's era radio, having the villain be a hacker, the main showdown being in a Scottish castle, etc. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:33 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube ur done here ITT lol. ur argument relies on the following - bond films are realistic - actors who play bond are plain-looking both of those are so fucking clearly false that it's impossible for anyone else to even imagine what sort of shit is going through your head right now. are your synapses just firing cum at each other instead of electrical charges? get ur fucking shinebox brother. cya. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:34 AM Author: Idiotic National Security Agency "If the newest 007 films weren't emphasizing realism I'd agree with you. "
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Date: December 21st, 2014 12:31 PM Author: Green appetizing heaven Your reading comprehension is shockingly terrible. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974197) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:25 AM Author: yellow excitant base okay so you're on the fence about Brosnan, but Connery and Moore can get it? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973414) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:23 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube black dudes can be plain looking too. wtf? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973407) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:27 AM Author: Idiotic National Security Agency There's no such thing as a plain looking black dude in Macau. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973419) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:28 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube i'm gonna go ahead and say you sound dumb itt brother. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973423) |
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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: hilarious dull hell mood "But..but...im not racist!" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#27002997) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:10 AM Author: topaz indian lodge ceo TBF not sure why Idris has to play "James Bond" - the idea of a black MI6 agent isn't farfetched, just have him be some other character within the Bond universe (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973380) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:11 AM Author: rose hunting ground (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973383) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:12 AM Author: yellow excitant base lmao (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973384) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:13 AM Author: topaz indian lodge ceo I'm a lib - James Bond was written by Fleming as an ethnic Scot. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973387) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 12:19 PM Author: Big senate scourge upon the earth BUT THE STHOURCE MATERIAL, HE LISPED (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974139) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:32 AM Author: spectacular office rofl
underrated |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 3:20 PM Author: Multi-colored Roast Beef Crazily underrated. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974972) |
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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:16 PM Author: Aqua misunderstood house (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#27002646) |
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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: hilarious dull hell mood (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#27003000) |
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Date: February 29th, 2016 8:58 PM Author: Useless Flesh Famous Landscape Painting </thread> (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#29947813) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:12 AM Author: Boyish Deep Filthpig Crackhouse I assume he will be a cornball brother, correct? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973385) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:18 AM Author: cerebral crawly university elastic band I like Idris Elba, and think he would make a great bond. I don't even see how him being black plays a role, since Bond is supposed to be an orphan, so it's not like we know he was born to white parents .
But....
Bond is important in that he is one of the tiny number of characters who embodies western imperialism and is still a good guy. Bond is important because he's one of the few examples of white, western men keeping the world safe and slaying international pussy in the name of noblesse oblige.
Making bond black does not hurt bond. But it does signal the death of a great character archetype, and for that reason I think people have some credible reservations.
I don't think anyone would be upset if Idris played Jason Borne, for example. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:23 AM Author: Arousing Fantasy-prone Water Buffalo Corner This is a good post. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973409) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:27 AM Author: Henna native volcanic crater I also think physical appearance is non-trivial to characters.
Look at Zeus for instance. He's been portrayed with that lightning bolt so many times that he's kind of not Zeus anymore without it. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:29 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube that's right. being white is like holding a lightning bolt. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973424) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:45 AM Author: Henna native volcanic crater If you change enough physical attributes of a character it can be as character-erasing as removing an iconic prop. Imagine he was not only changed from white to black, but also had his fashion sense dramatically changed, his British accent removed in favor of a French one. Enough of these "little" changes and soon enough you'd find a "James Bond" as meaningless as Zeus sans lightning imagery. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973467) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:47 AM Author: yellow excitant base why do you think it's ok to liken a black James Bond to an objectively inferior lightning-free version of Zeus? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973471) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:49 AM Author: Henna native volcanic crater (hyper-sensitive brah reading shit into what I said that wasn't there) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973481) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:51 AM Author: yellow excitant base "All I'm saying is that making Bond black is sorta like making a shittier version of the character that we know and love. Like, making the character worse in a measurable way, that's what happens when you make them black. It's not some kind of racist thing." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973488) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:57 AM Author: Henna native volcanic crater OK you fucking shithead I'm not going to play nice with somebody who's putting words in my mouth so fuck it. You have an insane inferiority complex that colors your thinking so much you can't even read a basic comparison without seeing a superiority/inferiority angle in it. It's true I was talking about the subtraction of a prop but it's your sensitive ass that made that the focal point of the analogy rather than the relevant physical difference point which was OBVIOUSLY WHAT WAS INTENDED. Seriously think about what kind of shit you spend your time reading that causes you to selectively interpret shit in the worst sense possible. Get psychological treatment or maybe take some time off the internet. You need it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973514) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:58 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube whoa dude lol. take it easy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973520) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:02 AM Author: Henna native volcanic crater Making Morpheus white would be changing the character. The character is just known for looking a certain way. People would definitely complain about a white Morpheus.
As for the lightning bolt, how is Zeus objectively shittier without it? Maybe a god that doesn't have a lightning bolt is better because he's just as powerful without needing to rely on a prop. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:03 AM Author: yellow excitant base "People would definitely complain about a white Morpheus." I wonder how many of them would be the same people who are now complaining about black Bond. "As for the lightning bolt, how is Zeus objectively shittier without it? Maybe a god that doesn't have a lightning bolt is better because he's just as powerful without needing to rely on a prop." LOL at denying the existence of lightning privilege |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:03 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube no it fucking wouldn't. morpheus can be white neo can be asian who gives a FUCK dude. jesus christ you shitcons deserve the shitlibs we make fun of on here, you know that? you fucking deserve them for your inconsistency and your inability to talk sense. shut the fuck up brother, i mean that quite sincerely. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973538) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:06 AM Author: Henna native volcanic crater *accuses me of being a shitcon based on one post when there are other posts by me on the front page now that clearly prove that's not the case* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973547) |
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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: hilarious dull hell mood (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#27003013) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:01 AM Author: yellow excitant base lmao at this post/moniker combo. you're mad as fuck. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973527) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:29 AM Author: Arousing Fantasy-prone Water Buffalo Corner Johnsmeyer? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973427) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:29 AM Author: cerebral crawly university elastic band Serious Q: Why is cultural appropriation only a problem when white people do it? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973428) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:30 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube this isn't "cultural appropriation". it's white people casting a black dude as a character in a movie. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973430) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:33 AM Author: cerebral crawly university elastic band Wtf? Cultural appropriation has been used to shame Stevie Ray Vaughn for playing the blues. How the fuck is James Bond not as white/British as blues is black? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973437) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:35 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube if u don't see the difference ur done here. mind u i don't actually mind cultural appropriation in any instance but if you can't see the difference between CHOOSING AND PLAYING A GENRE and BEING CAST IN A MOVIE - it's even a fucking GRAMMATICAL difference between active and passive voice brother. ur in a box, ur not seeing the whole board here, ur brain is addled, ur done. gl next time sorry (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973442) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:38 AM Author: cerebral crawly university elastic band This is some pumo-ass shit right here.
Casting James Bond as black is not black culture appropriating James Bond. It's multiculti/globalist/shitlib culture appropriating white/British culture.
The only reason that you would think that this is somehow less important than white culture appropriating black culture is if you are racist against white people, and don't see the destruction of ethnic white nations as a problem. |
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Date: December 24th, 2014 7:33 PM Author: Black wagecucks I usually agree with you Fatdood but gotta disagree. Cultural appropriation would be if a group of blacks had decided to make a movie casting a black guy in some shoddy rip-off of Bond. But when a bunch of white producers and white directors and white casting agents decide they want to spice up their franchise by hiring a black dude, that's white people making the actions -- not black people appropriating. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26993148) |
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Date: December 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Apoplectic lavender cruise ship But when a bunch of "white" producers and "white" directors and "white" casting agents decide they want to spice up their franchise by hiring a black dude, that's "white" people making the actions
fixed that up for ya. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:48 AM Author: exhilarant carmine brunch CR, stop appropriating white culture (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973472) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:35 AM Author: gaped institution tattoo Bonds audience = male, straight, white, sort of dorky.
Hey let's turn on them and go for the Shitlib audience! |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:39 AM Author: cerebral crawly university elastic band #Gamergate
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Date: December 21st, 2014 12:21 PM Author: Big senate scourge upon the earth EVERYONE LOVES THE WIRE AND STRINGER BELL. TRY AGAIN. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974147) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:54 AM Author: passionate puce parlor dog poop It does seem contrived in the instance of James Bond. And it seems like Hollywood is finally emphasizing diversity (e.g., Star Wars), I can understand why some whites will react with uncertainty why there is so much emphasis and attention paid to this and where all of this is going. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973501) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:55 AM Author: yellow excitant base what do you mean "where all of this is going"? do you think there's some plot to remove all white characters from cinema? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973508) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:56 AM Author: passionate puce parlor dog poop Not at all. Why is your reading comprehension so poor? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973509) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:00 AM Author: yellow excitant base "I can understand why some people would be uncertain why there is so much emphasis and attention paid to this and where all of this is going." Explain what you mean by this. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:07 AM Author: passionate puce parlor dog poop "I can understand why some people would be uncertain why there is so much emphasis and attention paid to this and why it seems there is more and more focus on racial identity rather than less, and whether that might be a destructive trend." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973555) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:57 AM Author: Provocative theatre pistol why does casting idris elba have to be "emphasizing diversity" rather than "let's consider this brit actor who has played a right bad ass in recent movies. btw he's a nigger" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973517) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:59 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube cr that's how i see it. i HATE cries about diversity in ensemble casts, but this doesn't bother me at all (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973521) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:01 AM Author: cerebral crawly university elastic band I mean, to be fair, this comes on the heels of Captain America becoming black. How many white national icons have to be reimagined as black before white doods can start justifiably feeling a bit besieged? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973524) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:02 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube this is the same identity politics you deride in the other side. you can either be part of the problem (making a big deal about this) or part of the solution (not giving a shit). just look back through the history of shitlibs getting up in arms about white dudes playing hispanic characters and so on and you'll see what i mean. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973529) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:05 AM Author: cerebral crawly university elastic band I generally agree with you. See my poast above. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973544) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:07 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube i don't care if you generally agree with me. i care about if you agree with me when it would be PROBLEMATIC for your shitty little love connection with white nationalists like fucklaw. like in this case. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973551) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:10 AM Author: cerebral crawly university elastic band I don't have a love connection with fucklaw. My anti-shitlib poasting almost always concerns feminism. I stand with my black brothers 90% of the time.
In this particular case, I am not against Idris Elba as James Bond, but I do think that it's is problematic that the international media is poised to incrementally erase what little remains of white culture. And this isn't ja black/white issue. This is a shitlib/normal person issue. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:04 AM Author: passionate puce parlor dog poop I support the effort, but let's be honest that Hollywood, corporate America, everyone is emphasizing diversity these days. It's a good thing, but it's going to make people uncomfortable, and some things (i.e., an iconic British secret agent) are going to really hit close to home for some people. I don't even think it has anything to do with racism. Any culture that saw themselves being replaced in movies, TV, politics, would have discomfort with it. You'd have to be deliberately obtuse to not recognize that. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:06 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube jesus christ. you are literally walking STRAIGHT into shitlib arguments. "blacks, hispanics, etc. have seen themselves 'replaced' in popular culture for decades, even centuries, and you didn't care then." and you fucking didn't. do you have any fucking self-awareness at all brother. how can you even make these arguments with a straight face KNOWING what the response is going to be (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973548) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:15 AM Author: passionate puce parlor dog poop Even if what you say is true (it's not as broadly applicable as you seem think it is), what does it have to do with my explanation for why white people might be uncomfortable? So you're saying that the liberals will say "Screw you, now it's your turn." Fine. Agreed. So what? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973588) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:22 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube so shitlib blacks are dumb for being "uncomfortable" at 1920s theme parties and shitcon whites are dumb for being "uncomfortable" with a black james bond. everyone should stop being dumb. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973606) |
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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:59 PM Author: hilarious dull hell mood (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#27003240) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 11:25 AM Author: irradiated mediation You have a really annoying, Julia-style, way of debating. Just say what you fucking mean (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973816) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 11:30 AM Author: azure nighttime headpube (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973845) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 1:39 PM Author: Out-of-control brilliant gaming laptop spot Darth Vader needs to be played by that drag queen faggot from Orange is the New Black, and written by Jenji Kohan, for that matter, as a snarky streetwise Sith overlord. That will make things right, culturally. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974445) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Slate Center Making Bond black is totally NOT cultural appropriation. It's not okay for whites to say "futbol", but a post-war British cultural icon should be open-source (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26973594) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 12:18 PM Author: rose hunting ground (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974124) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 12:29 PM Author: Big senate scourge upon the earth I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION IS OR MEANS. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974183) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 12:28 PM Author: thriller high-end gas station John Lithgow would make a convincing British secret agent, maybe that faggot who plays Loki (who my wife is in love with) or the Sherlock tranny fucker, but Bond is such an Icon, making him black is such a loud statement saying nothing at all, just look at me, look at me
And anyway, everyone thought making the president black in every movie would be good for America and diversity but it got us Obama and his deranged racist wife |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Out-of-control brilliant gaming laptop spot lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974429) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 2:48 PM Author: lilac bespoke nursing home halford (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974832) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Out-of-control brilliant gaming laptop spot Didn't read the thread. A black James Bond makes about as much sense as a white Shaft. I'm not surprised that Sony is going to ruin the series, and I'm not angry. I'm surprised that James Bond is not going to be a pre-op trans rabbitkin.
The James Bond of the past is an English, scotch-drinking, smooth-talking, brilliant, educated, tough-minded, cool-headed secret agent who can pass through the corridors of power and the elite criminal underground undetected and unstirred.
Maybe a few such white men exist. That's what makes James Bond such a special character. We can see him being the greater perfection of every adolescent fantasy that white boys have about being awesome.
No such black man exists, at all. Not only does he not exist, he's literally unthinkable. I mean you can Carlton Banks the fuck out of this, but he will never have the kind of access, the ease of travel between and amongst different cultures a white James Bond has.
It's fine, whatever. Make the movie, it'll probably be fine. Elba, as about the biggest ho-ho in the world, will make the best possible black Bond.
But it is no longer James Bond. It's James Brown, the try-hard success story from the ghetto who tries to use his native smarts from the mean streets of Baltimore that he charmed his Harvard classmates with with a Chinese mafia boss at the Hotel de Paris, and when it inevitably fails he pulls a "sheeit" and starts pistol-whippin' niggas. That's the new Bond. Entirely up to the public whether or not they want that, but that's the new Bond. Writing him white would be preposterous. |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: thriller high-end gas station we da new bond you da old bond |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 2:05 PM Author: Out-of-control brilliant gaming laptop spot lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974565) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 3:37 PM Author: azure nighttime headpube yeah now you faggots can't even agree if he was english or scottish but whichever it is you know it's REALLY IMPORTANT!!!! typical XO conservative, ignorant and inconsistent yet somehow simultaneously dogmatic (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26975043) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 1:53 PM Author: aquamarine mewling library boiling water He seems like he'd be a cool James Bond. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974503) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 1:53 PM Author: thriller high-end gas station o ||||||| o (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974506) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 1:57 PM Author: aquamarine mewling library boiling water Beep beep! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974529) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 2:00 PM Author: thriller high-end gas station I'm going to a Jeep mechanic tomorrow (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974537) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 2:01 PM Author: trip amber station Despite him being a suave as fuck James Bond, I am pre-loling at his beyonceesque gf because no fucking way does super lib hollywood even want to go near a black man/white woman coupling. Idris will only fuck blacks in this movie. OFS. (ps the only color that matter is pink) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974547) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 2:33 PM Author: jag Seems like Daniel Craig was fucking darkies in the past couple movies, no? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974746) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 2:56 PM Author: trip amber station Not similar to ARE WHITE WOMEN getting ducked by mandingos (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974867) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 2:43 PM Author: Khaki French Keepsake Machete (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974799) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 3:22 PM Author: Comical coral old irish cottage sad but cr (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26974979) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 3:31 PM Author: Red reading party Seems like a good choice. He was a badass in "The Wire", and "Luther" is a perfectly watchable show. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26975015) |
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Date: December 24th, 2014 7:20 PM Author: rose hunting ground (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26993127) |
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Date: December 24th, 2014 7:29 PM Author: Slimy indigo sneaky criminal casino Pretty sure Connery was the only Scottish Bond (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26993141) |
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Date: December 24th, 2014 7:33 PM Author: crimson garrison retards scuffling limbaugh has a dumb argument because roger moore was extremely english and not scottish. as the other guy said only sean connery was scottish of course when he says 'i know it's racist' he doesn't really mean that. he means he knows he's going to be called racist |
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Date: December 24th, 2014 9:08 PM Author: Alcoholic Area http://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/daily-cartoon-wednesday-december-24th (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#26993421) |
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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:07 PM Author: lilac bespoke nursing home halford (thejewyorker) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#27003001) |
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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:30 PM Author: soul-stirring brindle death wish female Bond is next (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#27003114) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2015 1:43 PM Author: Olive Beta Parlour Boltzmann (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#27047123) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 9:07 PM Author: rose hunting ground (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#27167364) |
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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:52 PM Author: rose hunting ground Subject: UPDATE (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#27346311) |
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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:58 PM Author: Apoplectic lavender cruise ship "That view prompted a sharp response from the daughter of Harry Saltzman, producer of the films. 'That would be a fair argument if there were no black Scots,' she recently told Wilson Media. 'They do exist and have become an important, if not intractable, part of Scottish history.'"
lol, jfc. |
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Date: February 29th, 2016 8:45 PM Author: rose hunting ground (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#29947698) |
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Date: February 29th, 2016 8:54 PM Author: azure nighttime headpube man i sure shat mental illness all over this thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762820&forum_id=2#29947780) |