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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM Author: Scarlet brunch "As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.
It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!
If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Translucent gaped gunner i rate it delicious (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104113) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Deranged jet roommate lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104115) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Scarlet brunch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104132) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: flushed masturbator is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104117) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: Translucent gaped gunner titcq (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104120) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy irate hell (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108828) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM Author: passionate community account (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109789) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: white magical resort How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104124) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM Author: Scarlet brunch There is something wrong with this chick. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104137) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM Author: boyish new version she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104709) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Galvanic State is she? really? is she? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104733) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Scarlet brunch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104748) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: maroon boistinker tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109838) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM Author: Spectacular underhanded range (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27126019) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: Flesh Mewling Lodge Personal Credit Line We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104127) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM Author: Scarlet brunch lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104139) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: Flesh Mewling Lodge Personal Credit Line Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104145) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: Scarlet brunch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104188) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: Galvanic State would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104765) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM Author: Scarlet brunch Honestly, no. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104781) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM Author: Vengeful buck-toothed hall I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104854) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: Bat shit crazy sweet tailpipe factory reset button (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104143) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM Author: misanthropic public bath (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104199) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM Author: Bearded Pistol Crotch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104737) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM Author: Stirring Degenerate lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108807) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM Author: pontificating circlehead point XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111597) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM Author: Spectacular underhanded range (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27126022) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 8:00 AM Author: Flesh Mewling Lodge Personal Credit Line (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27638429) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 2:52 PM Author: Flesh Mewling Lodge Personal Credit Line (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#31487345) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: Coral puppy persian (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#48945456) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: Scarlet brunch Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104586) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Scarlet brunch Here is her reply to me, sent to all:
"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic] |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM Author: Fishy Blathering Church Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104630) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM Author: Scarlet brunch HR drone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104674) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM Author: flushed masturbator soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109350) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM Author: Scarlet brunch She might be half now that you mention it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109368) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM Author: passionate community account "your welcome to"
You in shitlaw, bro? |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM Author: Mahogany kitchen party of the first part (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109972) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM Author: Scarlet brunch ofs (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110000) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM Author: wild vermilion university no way the jews stand for this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104592) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM Author: Umber Lascivious Filthpig You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Galvanic State unnngh (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104736) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM Author: Bearded Pistol Crotch that looks fucking disgusting (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104967) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM Author: Impertinent pocket flask cot DAYUM (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108219) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM Author: Fear-inspiring locus idiot you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108268) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: marvelous obsidian office "If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like." I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part. |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM Author: Bossy pozpig lol, carbmos (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104632) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM Author: Misunderstood costumed theatre (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109413) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM Author: Slippery Knife Old Irish Cottage why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104633) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM Author: electric marketing idea Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104698) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: Scarlet brunch It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104729) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: hateful station You can bring 200 calorie donuts (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104745) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Scarlet brunch I am so doing this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104747) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM Author: electric marketing idea (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108798) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: hateful station Bring donuts (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104727) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM Author: Federal fragrant half-breed Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104764) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM Author: Scarlet brunch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104768) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM Author: Federal fragrant half-breed TY bro. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104778) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM Author: garnet therapy a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104946) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM Author: Scarlet brunch Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104964) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM Author: Fear-inspiring locus idiot it can be (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108267) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM Author: jade odious hospital Panera has a particularly helpful page:
https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: hyperactive property 600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109965) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM Author: Mahogany kitchen party of the first part what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110003) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM Author: hyperactive property I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110014) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM Author: Impertinent pocket flask I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110045) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM Author: Aquamarine splenetic space lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108154) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM Author: Submissive international law enforcement agency PLEASE do this. Please. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108160) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM Author: lurid anal narrative lol evil (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109321) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM Author: Stirring Degenerate this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108818) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM Author: Deranged jet roommate my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109333) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM Author: Impertinent pocket flask Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:
1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy
2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever
...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go. |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM Author: Salmon alpha bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.
any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.
tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content. |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: Scarlet brunch 100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109341) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM Author: Submissive international law enforcement agency Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110664) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM Author: Scarlet brunch I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110780) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM Author: Yapping indecent spot juggernaut bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs
at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM Author: arousing mad cow disease native Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109865) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM Author: sickened cheese-eating doctorate how fat is this dumb woman? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109908) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM Author: Tripping Box Office Haunted Graveyard S C R A P E S C R A P E |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM Author: red son of senegal market Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110109) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM Author: Salmon alpha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110716) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: Scarlet brunch UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:
"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website: [jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]
Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website. Nutrition Facts Everything Bagel Calories 269 Calories from Fat 17 % Daily Value* Total Fat 2g 3% Saturated Fat 0g 0% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 0mg 0% Sodium 616mg 26% Total Carbohydrates 56g 19% Dietary Fiber 2g 8% Sugars 5g Protein 9g *Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)
Then add in “schmear”
Nutrition Facts Plain Calories 150 Calories from Fat 130 % Daily Value* Total Fat 15g 23% Saturated Fat 10g 50% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 45mg 15% Sodium 140mg 6% Total Carbohydrates 2g 1% Dietary Fiber 0g 0% Sugars 2g Protein 2g *Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)
Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….
This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.
This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM Author: ungodly step-uncle's house jap Bravo 180 flame (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110945) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM Author: Scarlet brunch Not flame, bro. This is 100% real. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110970) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM Author: sickened cheese-eating doctorate again, I ask: how fat is this woman? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111928) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM Author: Scarlet brunch Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM Author: sickened cheese-eating doctorate ...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.
are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back? |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM Author: Scarlet brunch Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111955) |
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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM Author: Submissive international law enforcement agency Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27114729) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM Author: crawly sanctuary Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111582) |
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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM Author: Yapping indecent spot juggernaut man this sounds like it could've been my old firm (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27114734) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: Submissive international law enforcement agency I'm so excited for tomorrow. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27123092) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM Author: Scarlet brunch She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27123522) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM Author: Scarlet brunch My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.
Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.
He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.
He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"
I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".
So I don't feel bad anymore. |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM Author: Submissive international law enforcement agency At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27127646) |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM Author: Excitant nofapping gas station (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27127266) |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM Author: Scarlet brunch UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.
Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.
So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.
While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."
I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.
"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office. |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM Author: Scarlet brunch We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .
Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.
It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened. |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy irate hell lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564436) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Yapping indecent spot juggernaut (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27634247) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Aquamarine splenetic space LOL (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27634241) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM Author: light forum feces This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?
They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM Author: green athletic conference Breakfast is 120 flame. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564424) |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: cracking goyim senate It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco trip instead of ordering catering (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564443) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:39 PM Author: racy codepig *arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel*
(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!') |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:09 PM Author: Aquamarine splenetic space will this person be at the meeting? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28668483) |
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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:23 AM Author: Scarlet brunch Yes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28686480) |
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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: Scarlet brunch Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28686478) |
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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: Scarlet brunch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28782914) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:27 PM Author: Tripping Box Office Haunted Graveyard (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#35080526) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:39 PM Author: Scarlet brunch lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#35080673) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: wine 180 telephone this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was born (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#48945465) |