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Best friend humble bragged about OK Cupid guy she fucked on firs

first date. She said he didn't wear a condom, because "...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
You should try to fuck her and inform the bort about how it ...
comical private investor site
  04/06/15
I don't have a penis.
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
seems like a defeatist response
medicated stock car tanning salon
  04/06/15
where there is a will...
razzle boltzmann
  04/06/15
...
adulterous harsh national
  04/06/15
Cool flame, bro
comical private investor site
  04/06/15
(jonathan franzen)
Odious Area Weed Whacker
  04/06/15
(Doobs)
swashbuckling toaster church building
  04/06/15
flame jumped the shark
Talking lascivious stage
  04/06/15
how does this jump the shark
dull point
  04/06/15
what do you have?
Walnut Parlour
  04/06/15
(Bradley Manning)
excitant wrinkle patrolman
  04/06/15
...
Up-to-no-good fat ankles knife
  04/06/15
if you are a male you should definitely kill yourself, if on...
disturbing vivacious orchestra pit jap
  04/06/15
is OP doobs
swashbuckling toaster church building
  04/06/15
Yes.
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
did u tell her she's just making the sex with her future sho...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
She's not white so she wouldn't marry a short Asian dentist....
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
what would happen if you straight up said "sludgeholes ...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
...
Diverse Canary Box Office Cumskin
  04/06/15
She's 5'1", I might give her the benefit of tightvagina...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
you need to stop wasting time with women like that
medicated stock car tanning salon
  04/06/15
I don't have many friends. Can't afford to lose her. I might...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
just wife up some autistic white dork
medicated stock car tanning salon
  04/06/15
I want to marry a senator. Lol I can barely write this with ...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
I could rip the president in two...with my bare hands!
Jet-lagged windowlicker
  04/06/15
i believe that tightness was before she was president of hop...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
What if all of her previous cocks were small/average?
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
"doesn't she deserve at least one big cock to truly fil...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
...
Diverse Canary Box Office Cumskin
  04/06/15
I like her a lot, but she's a cheater and a slut. (Cheating ...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
why are you friends with this awful whore
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
Because she's a pretty awesome person otherwise. Or used to ...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
wait. she's worried about ending up foreveralone and jumps o...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
Not flame. She desperately wants a connection, and one of ou...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
Have an intervention with them. Tell them males by and large...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
My cawg friend's last relationship started with sex on first...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
lol. sure, yeah, because of "other issues". and th...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
They did fuck like rabbits in the beginning. But cawg friend...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
"Sex is the most important thing in a good relationship...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
Cawg's thinking is that you don't want to date a guy for a f...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
lol. what about dating him for a few months and then finding...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
Idk twist, I think if you knew cawg IRL, you'd like her. She...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
ok fine i'd marry her.
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
...
Walnut Parlour
  04/06/15
EXPLAIN how she compartmentalized her cheating
free-loading ticket booth
  04/06/15
Well she's good at both justifying and feeling guilty about ...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
in on BMC thread
Misanthropic Floppy Stain University
  04/06/15
Just remember smalldickmos, OP/doobs literally cannot stop t...
bearded bawdyhouse hairy legs
  04/06/15
Harsh but fair
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
Is she hot? Shoot her my email sounds lIke my type of girl
Pink mewling garrison philosopher-king
  04/06/15
Yes she is!
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
I'm serious.
Pink mewling garrison philosopher-king
  04/06/15
I'm serious, she is attractive.
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
Ok shoot my info. East cost tristate. I also fuck without a ...
Pink mewling garrison philosopher-king
  04/06/15
Why would you have sex with a random girl without a condom
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
Mainly the thrill of the unknown
Pink mewling garrison philosopher-king
  04/06/15
The unknown status of sexually transmitted diseases?
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
Just send her my contact info.
Pink mewling garrison philosopher-king
  04/06/15
She's AZN? Sounnds like an AZNgirl 5 who gets pumped and dum...
Gaped Big Trailer Park Roast Beef
  04/06/15
lol didnt they have something like this in Man Seeking Woman
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
Nope.
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
You ssaid she's not white so then what is she? I thought the...
Gaped Big Trailer Park Roast Beef
  04/06/15
JFC women
Infuriating forum
  04/06/15
Very depressing
Odious Area Weed Whacker
  04/06/15
While it's true women mention the size, I have two qs 1. ...
free-loading ticket booth
  04/06/15
1. She didn't imply this. 2. Yes. She's also gotten a littl...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
does size greatly matter comparing average to whatever is se...
free-loading ticket booth
  04/06/15
I don't think so. But it's like the big round tits equivalen...
coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop
  04/06/15
last part is a logic fail but ty
free-loading ticket booth
  04/06/15
?
Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe
  04/06/15
Go away doobs
adulterous harsh national
  04/06/15
Lol reminded me: http://i.imgur.com/rj14Swb.png
amber crotch
  04/06/15
tell us more about this "group"
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
hot chix
amber crotch
  04/06/15
*fumes*
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
it is a curse, I know, sry :(
amber crotch
  04/06/15
don't worry. soon u all will be able to post cockpics of mal...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
http://imgur.com/a/0aQTb :)
amber crotch
  04/06/15
lol HOLY SHIT. poor sensitive big-dicked bros being literall...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
SURVIVORS!
amber crotch
  04/06/15
a college gf once interrupted a blowjob to grab a ruler. i w...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
this thread is now about twist's bmc.
amber crotch
  04/06/15
(girl not fulfilling her responsibilities toward Group)
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
Should have told me, like, way back.
amber crotch
  04/06/15
ok doobs
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
she honestly doesnt seem to enjoy it it would be more HOT...
free-loading ticket booth
  04/06/15
what you describe would be so 180. id make her my hotwife.
Walnut Parlour
  04/06/15
same breh, but TBH, most of the time when I read about this ...
free-loading ticket booth
  04/06/15
me too. i tried to look for this in my gfs message history s...
Walnut Parlour
  04/06/15
I did the same and found stuff but it was so fucking vanilla...
free-loading ticket booth
  04/06/15
imagine how 180 it would be to find a conversation ur gf had...
Walnut Parlour
  04/06/15
MODS plz delete, i am feeling highly OTHERIZED right now
jag
  04/06/15
did that family doctor at least get the ruined vagina part r...
amber crotch
  04/06/15
they only trust me to touch dead vaginas right now. except f...
jag
  04/06/15
this subthread is extraordinarily tiggering mods plz delete
aphrodisiac hall
  04/06/15
holy shit we need a "trigger song" based off the t...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
srsly this entire subthread is a constant series of microagg...
aphrodisiac hall
  04/06/15
more like MACROaggressions amirite. cause big
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
god DAMMIT twist im having flashbacks now
aphrodisiac hall
  04/06/15
ok let's just go to the happy room with the pillows and... W...
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
177
aphrodisiac hall
  04/06/15
what if the guy has a cute penis?
charismatic pistol
  04/06/15
...
charismatic pistol
  04/06/15
...
Walnut Parlour
  04/06/15
...
Walnut Parlour
  04/06/15
tl;dr women are stupid
Jet-lagged windowlicker
  04/06/15
TTIWWOP.
nyuug
  04/06/15
is it safe to say the dude was probably out of her league?
Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe
  04/06/15
after the age of 20 or so, the only women who talk about dic...
electric lodge
  04/06/15
hahahaha
slippery stubborn idiot state
  04/06/15
...
curious metal twinkling uncleanness selfie
  04/06/15


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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

first date.

She said he didn't wear a condom, because "he's really big" and a normal-sized condom would break. I kind of rolled my eyes and said that's total guy flame, and she was like "no, for real. He was like halfway inside me and he had to stop because it wouldn't fit." Then I involuntarily had this look of disgust/TMI, because her rank insecurity and IRL-shrewthreading was too TTT for me to handle. I feel a little bad about my reaction but she'll live.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631342)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: comical private investor site

You should try to fuck her and inform the bort about how it feels to do a girl with a 5x4 after she's just had Darnell

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631351)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

I don't have a penis.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631357)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: medicated stock car tanning salon

seems like a defeatist response

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631411)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: razzle boltzmann

where there is a will...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631449)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: adulterous harsh national



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631571)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: comical private investor site

Cool flame, bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631500)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Odious Area Weed Whacker

(jonathan franzen)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631549)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling toaster church building

(Doobs)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631556)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Talking lascivious stage

flame jumped the shark

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632336)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:42 PM
Author: dull point

how does this jump the shark

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634714)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Walnut Parlour

what do you have?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632663)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: excitant wrinkle patrolman

(Bradley Manning)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634085)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good fat ankles knife



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631381)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: disturbing vivacious orchestra pit jap

if you are a male you should definitely kill yourself, if only because your best friend is a woman.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631359)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling toaster church building

is OP doobs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631368)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

Yes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631374)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

did u tell her she's just making the sex with her future short asian dentist husband less tolerable

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631361)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

She's not white so she wouldn't marry a short Asian dentist.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631366)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

what would happen if you straight up said "sludgeholes are NOT elastic. grats on your enormous gaping gash."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631407)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Diverse Canary Box Office Cumskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631413)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

She's 5'1", I might give her the benefit of tightvaginalcanaldoubt. But then again, her ex went apeshit when she told him "her number" so. And the ok cupid guy is mixed black, iirc. Wow so many xo memes here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631429)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: medicated stock car tanning salon

you need to stop wasting time with women like that

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631433)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:30 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

I don't have many friends. Can't afford to lose her. I might be able to if I had a bf, but I don't.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631442)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: medicated stock car tanning salon

just wife up some autistic white dork

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631443)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

I want to marry a senator. Lol I can barely write this with a straight face

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631453)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: Jet-lagged windowlicker

I could rip the president in two...with my bare hands!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634459)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:30 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

i believe that tightness was before she was president of hopping on cock at a moment's notice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631439)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

What if all of her previous cocks were small/average?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631444)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

"doesn't she deserve at least one big cock to truly fill her and play among the sludge, before she settles for a man who is simply caring, loving, and a good listener, provider, and father?", the modern american woman lisped

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631458)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Diverse Canary Box Office Cumskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631479)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

I like her a lot, but she's a cheater and a slut. (Cheating thing unrelated to OP.)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631482)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

why are you friends with this awful whore

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631490)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

Because she's a pretty awesome person otherwise. Or used to be, anyway. I didn't really care about her whorish ways before because I'm not a guy, and it seemed compartmentalized away. But now that she's worried about ending up foreveralone, it's taking over her entirely.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631501)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

wait. she's worried about ending up foreveralone and jumps on bbc first date with someone from okcupid?

i'm calling flame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631503)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

Not flame. She desperately wants a connection, and one of our other friends (a cawg feminist who thinks it's a-okay to be sleeping with multiple guys at one time*) is influencing her to be less of a prude.

*It is okay, I guess, if it's casual. But it's still slutty.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631526)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

Have an intervention with them. Tell them males by and large do not expect ONSes to lead to relationships and that any males who tell them you're wrong are just trying to help their bros get laid, or themselves. This is your responsibility as a friend, but also as a poster: Document the reaction.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631540)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

My cawg friend's last relationship started with sex on first date and it led to a real relationship. It's over now, but because of other issues. If I say what you want me to say, they'll bring up IRL counterexamples, or say "it depends on the guy" or "well who cares, he's not worth it anyway."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631559)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

lol. sure, yeah, because of "other issues". and their inability to anticipate those "other issues" can't possibly have emerged from their beginning the relationship in a hazy dopaminergic cloud that obscured their true incompatibility and doomed them to failure right after the honeymoon period ended.

loling at the not worth it line though

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631601)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

They did fuck like rabbits in the beginning. But cawg friend thinks sex is the cornerstone of any good relationship.

So basically she was encouraging my best friend to be a player, so best friend tried having a casual relationship with a guy with a long-distance girlfriend, but got burned in the end. Predictably, since he has a freaking gf. Now she feels really insecure, and is needing a replacement casual relationship.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631632)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

"Sex is the most important thing in a good relationship, so it's important to fuck whoever will have you as soon as possible, especially big-dicked guys you met online." explain the logic here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631666)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

Cawg's thinking is that you don't want to date a guy for a few weeks, and then fine out that he's bad in bed? Idk. I don't subscribe to her theory

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631681)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

lol. what about dating him for a few months and then finding out he's bad at everything else? or him finding out that you are? or him finding out that the "cornerstone" of your relationship is something you also have with twenty, thirty other men?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631707)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

Idk twist, I think if you knew cawg IRL, you'd like her. She's very motherly, extremely nice and forgiving, loves baking cookies for everyone and anyone - hence her popularity with the opposite sex, I guess. Kind of like what I imagine Rina to be, except she likes to sleep around.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631719)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

ok fine i'd marry her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631757)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Walnut Parlour



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632709)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: free-loading ticket booth

EXPLAIN how she compartmentalized her cheating

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631582)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

Well she's good at both justifying and feeling guilty about the cheating. Cue "lol @ women" response.

I thought the bad personality traits that give rise to her cheating tendencies were compartmentalized away - meaning I thought she was a great human being despite her slutty ways. But now I'm starting to see that her loosey goosey morals underpin all of her relationships. I'm also slightly aspie so this is a new revelation for me. Like she occasionally lies to me about some things, so now I have no idea whether I can trust her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631676)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic Floppy Stain University

in on BMC thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631474)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: bearded bawdyhouse hairy legs

Just remember smalldickmos, OP/doobs literally cannot stop thinking about dat BBC and she/doobs only heard about it, now imagine your future wife who is probably Op's friend

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631494)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

Harsh but fair

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631506)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Pink mewling garrison philosopher-king

Is she hot? Shoot her my email sounds lIke my type of girl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631499)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

Yes she is!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631510)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Pink mewling garrison philosopher-king

I'm serious.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631523)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

I'm serious, she is attractive.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631530)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Pink mewling garrison philosopher-king

Ok shoot my info. East cost tristate. I also fuck without a condom

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631539)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

Why would you have sex with a random girl without a condom

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631561)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Pink mewling garrison philosopher-king

Mainly the thrill of the unknown

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631575)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

The unknown status of sexually transmitted diseases?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631689)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Pink mewling garrison philosopher-king

Just send her my contact info.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632626)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Gaped Big Trailer Park Roast Beef

She's AZN? Sounnds like an AZNgirl 5 who gets pumped and dumped by some white dork and thinks she deserves the Nobel Prize as a result

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631509)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

lol didnt they have something like this in Man Seeking Woman

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631525)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

Nope.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631527)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: Gaped Big Trailer Park Roast Beef

You ssaid she's not white so then what is she? I thought there are only two races whiets and NOWAG?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631589)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Infuriating forum

JFC women

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631513)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Odious Area Weed Whacker

Very depressing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631546)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: free-loading ticket booth

While it's true women mention the size, I have two qs

1. Did she imply that size made her LESS LIKELY to demand a condom?

2. Did she imply that size made her ENJOY it more?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631573)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

1. She didn't imply this.

2. Yes. She's also gotten a little depressed lately because of shrew weight gain, and I'm sure a big penis made her very petite and 18 yo again.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631710)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: free-loading ticket booth

does size greatly matter comparing average to whatever is seen as "big"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631724)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: coral marvelous dingle berry gaming laptop

I don't think so. But it's like the big round tits equivalent, it's something you can always brag about. And the way CGWBT are cheerful because of their BTs, CCWBD (confident chads with big dicks) are confident because of their BDs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631743)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: free-loading ticket booth

last part is a logic fail but ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632250)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe

?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634359)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: adulterous harsh national

Go away doobs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631587)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: amber crotch

Lol reminded me: http://i.imgur.com/rj14Swb.png

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632300)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

tell us more about this "group"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632306)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: amber crotch

hot chix

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632311)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

*fumes*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632330)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: amber crotch

it is a curse, I know, sry :(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632343)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

don't worry. soon u all will be able to post cockpics of male lovers on facebook to keep up with each other. not a pain i would necessarily spare us either.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632355)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: amber crotch

http://imgur.com/a/0aQTb :)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632499)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

lol HOLY SHIT. poor sensitive big-dicked bros being literally WHORED OUT by their exhibitionist, microaggressive wives. BRO I'M HERE. I FEEL FOR YOU. SURVIVING THIS TOGETHER. SO STRONG.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632514)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: amber crotch

SURVIVORS!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632560)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

a college gf once interrupted a blowjob to grab a ruler. i was like "wtf gurl?" she was like "[friend] asked. it really is monstrous." of course she rounded way up

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632582)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: amber crotch

this thread is now about twist's bmc.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632611)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

(girl not fulfilling her responsibilities toward Group)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632619)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: amber crotch

Should have told me, like, way back.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632635)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

ok doobs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632669)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: free-loading ticket booth

she honestly doesnt seem to enjoy it

it would be more HOTT if she were like oh im cheating on my bf for this big one or its soooo much better than my ex or whatever

she just seems like a weird bragger who was in pain

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632528)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Walnut Parlour

what you describe would be so 180. id make her my hotwife.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632739)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: free-loading ticket booth

same breh, but TBH, most of the time when I read about this online, or on XO, or hear about it IRL, the girl is NOT bragging because it was objectively enjoyable; she just brags because it's somehow a status symbol (read: this guy could get anyone and picked mEeEE!1!!!)

Again, I want the women on XO to show me texts of that kind of woman going into detail about why it's better



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632943)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Walnut Parlour

me too. i tried to look for this in my gfs message history so i could fap to it, but all i found was 10 years worth of discussion w female friends without the word COCK or PENIS or DICK coming up once.

all of the girls i have asked irl have told me it doesnt matter and only guys think/talk about it. but i want so bad to hear a girl talking about cheating on her bf or fucking some random guy and it being so big it was so much better than anything she had ever had and it wrecked her cunt.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632962)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: free-loading ticket booth

I did the same and found stuff but it was so fucking vanilla. I feel like if you date a younger girl now they'd have a ton but sexting didnt take off until the past few yrs and idk, just think they'd talk more about

The vanilla stuff was her friend describing a BJ in robotic, not awesome ways, and mostly them skipping over the shit we care about.

But guess what: that is most women. So, idk that might be a good thing in the long run.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632986)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Walnut Parlour

imagine how 180 it would be to find a conversation ur gf had with her friend about getting blown out by his BBC and it being so much better than you?

i want this to happen so badly but it never does.

dude my gf was a millennial and there still wasnt anything. she had fbook in fucking middle school.

are there dating sites where you can find a hotwife?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27633019)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: jag

MODS plz delete, i am feeling highly OTHERIZED right now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632941)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: amber crotch

did that family doctor at least get the ruined vagina part right?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27633063)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: jag

they only trust me to touch dead vaginas right now. except for that one time i put in an IUD.

but yeah girl it seems like simple mechanics to me. not to mention the psychological damage incurred

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27633085)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall

this subthread is extraordinarily tiggering mods plz delete

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634070)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

holy shit we need a "trigger song" based off the tigger song

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634077)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall

srsly this entire subthread is a constant series of microaggressions and I need a safe space with milk and cookies right now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634099)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

more like MACROaggressions amirite. cause big

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634109)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall

god DAMMIT twist im having flashbacks now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634114)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

ok let's just go to the happy room with the pillows and... WAIT. WAIT. I THOUGHT I SAID NO COKE CANS IN HERE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634116)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall

177

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634119)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: charismatic pistol

what if the guy has a cute penis?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632344)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: charismatic pistol



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632713)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: Walnut Parlour



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632742)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Walnut Parlour



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27633048)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged windowlicker

tl;dr women are stupid

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634473)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:15 PM
Author: nyuug (Once you go yellow, you'll never lay another fellow!)

TTIWWOP.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634559)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe

is it safe to say the dude was probably out of her league?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634725)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: electric lodge

after the age of 20 or so, the only women who talk about dick size are weird fatty lit erotica redditor types and emotionalyl stunted former wallflower shrews who made their beta college boyfriends say 'i love you' before they would deliver a very terse and unsatisfying blowjob.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634805)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: slippery stubborn idiot state

hahahaha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634811)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: curious metal twinkling uncleanness selfie



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634821)