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Just threw temper tantrum over firm's new internet policy
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:07 PM Author: Angry Dysfunction The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail Usage" to sign. Can't access websites that contain "disruptive, offensive to others or harmful to morale, including sexually explicit messages, blah blah blah."
I have never been okay with this type of thing so I immediately blurt out, "What the fuck is this shit?"
The HR girl goes, "It isn't just for you, it is for everyone."
I crumbled it up, threw it in the trash, and went to my office. Perhaps I overreacted? |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:11 PM Author: Vibrant Saffron Hospital Sneaky Criminal they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com still works. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633173) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:21 PM Author: Angry Dysfunction I'm not signing it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633254) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:29 PM Author: NeumannMorgenste Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them challenge you if they disagree. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633333) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:35 AM Author: Vibrant Saffron Hospital Sneaky Criminal Randy "Pink" Floyd (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707386) |
Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM Author: Massive institution Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettered to investigate cases. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633274) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM Author: glittery bearded idea he suggested (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633294) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM Author: Angry Dysfunction What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It is worth wading through a few nigger threads for this service, amirite? What am I missing here? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633299) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM Author: Massive institution (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633316) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM Author: Hairraiser Headpube Atta boy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633276) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:25 PM Author: splenetic regret whatever happened with your bagel protest? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633284) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM Author: Angry Dysfunction Sec, client just walked in. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633304) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:54 PM Author: Angry Dysfunction Rate this intra-firm memo re: friday morning meetings (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633540) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM Author: bonkers carmine market mad cow disease CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need of a seriously attitude, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight.
HEY! And watch out with that other crowd you're poastin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed. |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:37 PM Author: pea-brained galvanic milk home we used to lynch freedom haters like her
oh how far amerika has collapsed
HR drones wouldn't exist without affirmative action |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:40 PM Author: Diverse Patrolman this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink it! for YEARS we have been coddling our youth, telling them internet memberships are a RIGHT instead of a PRIVILIGE. well i guess it's about time the "lost" generation learned the way of the world. maybe they should be spending more time thinking about how to get a promotion instead of this "gimme gimme" mentality!! hmmm...makes you think.
but try telling that to a millenial... |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:07 AM Author: Histrionic den psychic this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone is a douchebag lawyer instead of cool/popular HS football players (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638291) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:09 AM Author: awkward jew shitlib (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638294) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:43 PM Author: splenetic regret better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640074) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Angry Dysfunction Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff. What I do know is that they haven't offered me any consideration for this modification of my employment contract. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640096) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:38 AM Author: swashbuckling cordovan tanning salon community account that's not relevant. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707400) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:44 AM Author: Angry Dysfunction What do you mean it isn't relevant? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707428) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 1:06 PM Author: dull stimulating weed whacker dragon what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information out of the company by proxy they might think you are stealing confidential documents and shit.
Joeseph "Joey" P. Albericci, Drexel DRAGON JD (Thomas R. Kline School) 13
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 AM Author: Greedy indian lodge Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look in your cache probably (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707378) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:22 AM Author: ultramarine medicated gaming laptop 180 response (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638302) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 5:44 AM Author: Know-it-all Yellow Karate Theater letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638322) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:39 PM Author: Angry Dysfunction I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or later this week. I'm still wound up over this. So last night as I was falling asleep a thought occurred to me. They are trying to modify my employment contract without consideration. If the HR girls brings it up I am going to tell her they can monitor my internet usage for $1,200/year. Seems fair. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640041) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:29 AM Author: Angry Dysfunction Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR girl's turn to speak she said she is *still* waiting for me and one other attorney to sign the new internet policy.
The other attorney (who is as big a hippy as I am) wasn't at the meeting to comment. I pretended I was more interested in picking my fingernails than what the HR girl was saying.
The partner acted like he didn't know what she was talking about so the HR says to him, "You even signed it." The partner said, "Okay . . .".
I kept picking my fingernails. I'm not signing it bros. |
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 11:34 PM Author: motley bright place of business You brave scholar (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#28685402) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:31 AM Author: Histrionic den psychic u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosmith tickets, then strode out of the office defiantly. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707363) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:36 AM Author: Greedy indian lodge Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or whatever. If she refuses, say you arent comfortable signing such an indefinite doc. If she does, she will probably give you a list of like twenty websites that you probably dont visit anyway, and if they try to get you down the line you can say you abided by the list.
Man nothing gets my blood boiling more than Hr bullshit |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: Histrionic den psychic good idea (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707394) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:39 AM Author: Angry Dysfunction Yeah, I like this idea. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707404) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:40 AM Author: Histrionic den psychic SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:43 AM Author: Magical ebony garrison you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707421) |