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Update on Fuckbuddy

recall she always went out and got blackout drunk w her frie...
comical range
  04/20/15
soo cr
richard clock
  04/20/15
cheers brother. so titcr.
rose exciting gay wizard
  04/21/15
happy for you and happy for the bort
zippy blue persian
  04/21/15
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Fear-inspiring Burgundy Step-uncle's House
  04/21/15
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Alcoholic den puppy
  04/21/15
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Hideous dingle berry
  04/21/15
cr. this wasn't the right situation for you bro.
Vengeful blood rage
  04/20/15
i dont regret my decision one but in the sense that i could ...
comical range
  04/21/15
i hear you. both of those things are really important. t...
Vengeful blood rage
  04/21/15
yeah, she's just such a negative person and brings me down. ...
comical range
  04/21/15
yeah, plus how are we gonna gf swap now?
Vengeful blood rage
  04/21/15
cq. i almost feel like sending you n00ds of her. i just migh...
comical range
  04/21/15
don't be an enabler. you're doing the right thing here by c...
Vengeful blood rage
  04/21/15
ofs. if i didnt gaf about her, i'd be easy just to make h...
comical range
  04/21/15
(guy poasting 700-word explanation of how he is "totall...
sickened institution jew
  04/21/15
to be fair, i asked him about it in another thread
Vengeful blood rage
  04/21/15
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comical range
  04/21/15
nvm then
sickened institution jew
  04/21/15
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  04/21/15
ex fuckbuddy who he would not call his girlfriend, but who h...
floppy puce theater double fault
  04/21/15
obviously you havent followed my fuckbuddy scholarship close...
comical range
  04/21/15
meanwhile, she went out and got fucked by Darnell 15 minutes...
White histrionic gaping
  04/21/15
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Fear-inspiring Burgundy Step-uncle's House
  04/21/15
ofs. from time to time, i cant help but think about how she'...
comical range
  04/21/15
More like FATHOMS of cock.
Nubile Lascivious Hall Genital Piercing
  04/21/15
...
comical range
  04/21/15
You were right. Turns out a furlong is a much longer unit of...
Nubile Lascivious Hall Genital Piercing
  04/21/15
I don't think fuckbuddy means what you think it does
supple cyan crackhouse
  04/21/15
"fuckbuddy" was and always will be her name to xo.
comical range
  04/21/15
gj bro
Fear-inspiring Burgundy Step-uncle's House
  04/21/15
(Tomato Andy)
supple cyan crackhouse
  04/21/15
Bro, from a co-dep Jew boy to another, mazel You can't tr...
Translucent locus
  04/21/15
l'chaim! so, do you think she's being honest about the tw...
comical range
  04/21/15
not acp I actually think she's telling the truth because ...
Out-of-control Lettuce
  04/21/15
if it were two total 1.5 hour mid-week first dates at 8pm, t...
comical range
  04/21/15
sounds like she's a slut and a liar and a bad person, shit
Out-of-control Lettuce
  04/21/15
cr. can anyone find the thread where she "quasi-cheated...
comical range
  04/21/15
MY "REBOUND" y'all remember hot israel ex, rite...
comical range
  04/21/15
go get some new pussy breh
Vengeful blood rage
  04/21/15
no homo (and i think you agree with me), but i dont like new...
comical range
  04/21/15
yes it makes sense. my least satisfying sex is usually ONS ...
Vengeful blood rage
  04/21/15
we were cuddling for a lot of the day yesterday while she wo...
comical range
  04/21/15
was that the most aroused you've been since Kyrgios, N. def....
Vengeful blood rage
  04/21/15
cq. it's been a great weekend between that and Djokovic, N. ...
comical range
  04/21/15
No offense, but you sound like a Major Faggot.
Electric sadistic address indirect expression
  04/21/15
yeah that's pretty much the totality of this thread
razzmatazz really tough guy
  04/21/15
who the fuck are you>
comical range
  04/21/15
Yup and sounds severely mentally ill
Maniacal nursing home
  04/21/15
lol'd at both "no offense" and capitalizing of Maj...
Zombie-like soul-stirring legend
  04/21/15
CR. he caught feelings for a fuck buddy then got mad at he...
elite big church
  04/21/15
she agreed to be exclusive, you illiterate dumb fuck.
comical range
  04/21/15
AND THEN I SAYS, I SAYS...!
Electric sadistic address indirect expression
  04/21/15
...
Crimson ungodly community account
  04/21/15
i thought this was TT, wtf
maroon thirsty hunting ground
  04/21/15
(Charles Swann)
Iridescent balding foreskin
  04/21/15
?
comical range
  04/21/15
(Jew unfamiliar with the greatest Jewish artist in history)
heady mewling area
  04/21/15
823493482374234 reference my nigga
heady mewling area
  04/21/15
I will always stand by you DBG
turquoise bonkers house
  04/21/15
l'chaim
comical range
  04/21/15
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unholy hairless candlestick maker
  04/21/15
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heady mewling area
  04/21/15
what even happened here. I read this like 8 times. You dated...
Medicated Faggotry Headpube
  04/21/15
DBG caught feelings for his promiscuous fuckbuddy. She is a...
floppy puce theater double fault
  04/21/15
we caught feelings for each other and she reluctantly agreed...
comical range
  04/21/15
ok you caught feelings.. but how many dates have you gone on...
Medicated Faggotry Headpube
  04/21/15
this went on for almost a year, breh. we've traveled togethe...
comical range
  04/21/15
ok I did miss the supra stuff. But idk man facebook official...
Medicated Faggotry Headpube
  04/21/15
lol fb official is some shit for insecure faggots and millen...
comical range
  04/21/15
bet if you were fb official this shit wouldn't have happened...
Medicated Faggotry Headpube
  04/21/15
lulz at this 158 lsat logic, breh. because fb official relat...
comical range
  04/21/15
you will never know, now will you
Medicated Faggotry Headpube
  04/21/15
...
Mischievous multi-colored locale
  04/21/15
lol, if any future relationship i'm in is dependent on a fb ...
comical range
  04/21/15
seems like you already know what happens when you don't make...
Medicated Faggotry Headpube
  04/21/15
lol this is starting to get into sub-140 lsat logic breh. ur...
comical range
  04/21/15
people are STILL on facebook? LJL
Vengeful blood rage
  04/21/15
cr but u dont keep your account alive just to stalk hawt ...
comical range
  04/21/15
oh i bet you do
Crimson ungodly community account
  04/21/15
ofs. i need to get on whatever shit that the tween girls do ...
comical range
  04/21/15
nah, fuck that shithole
Vengeful blood rage
  04/21/15
Lol YOU caught feelings. She DID NOT.
elite big church
  04/21/15
not really; see earl's poast below--she's just broken.
comical range
  04/21/15
do you realize that if a girl is more reluctant to be exclus...
floppy puce theater double fault
  04/21/15
it's #2, ofs. she doesnt lie, and she's told me she has trem...
comical range
  04/21/15
you can like someone but like fucking others. I did that my ...
Medicated Faggotry Headpube
  04/21/15
as you missed the fuckbuddy scholarship, no, she's not natur...
comical range
  04/21/15
how could you be monogamous if you were not even facebook of...
Medicated Faggotry Headpube
  04/21/15
lulz, you're flaming. i get it.
comical range
  04/21/15
I was being serious
Medicated Faggotry Headpube
  04/21/15
of course she lies, she is a woman. dont put her on a pedes...
floppy puce theater double fault
  04/21/15
cr. i'm glad i learned sooner than later that she's fucking ...
comical range
  04/21/15
...
Vengeful blood rage
  04/21/15
sorry man, sounds like you did the right thing. starting ove...
unholy hairless candlestick maker
  04/21/15
you both sound disgusting
Hairraiser degenerate rigor
  04/21/15
(antisemite)
comical range
  04/21/15
...
heady mewling area
  04/21/15
still not real convinced you know what a fuckbuddy is
smoky dashing halford doctorate
  04/21/15
Is this a situation where she's 21 or so and you're 30 or so...
Navy Spectacular Brethren
  04/21/15
she's 23. and she's not hot; i've poasted many times that sh...
comical range
  04/21/15
23 sounds about right I think. These kinds of girls usually...
Navy Spectacular Brethren
  04/21/15
she's gonna be a 30+ shrew and unable to be in a relship
comical range
  04/21/15
This isn't an update, it's a novel. TL;DR please?
Fragrant ultramarine pozpig gaming laptop
  04/21/15
he loved a slut, she broke his heart, he pathetically tries ...
Crimson ungodly community account
  04/21/15
and they were never facebook official.
Medicated Faggotry Headpube
  04/21/15
tyvmft
topaz stimulating dopamine
  04/21/15
LOL u got cucked by Sanjeev
Fishy Cruel-hearted Mother
  04/21/15
(Sanjeev)
heady mewling area
  04/21/15
I wish. I would love to cuck DBG with a hot big breasted JAP...
Fishy Cruel-hearted Mother
  04/21/15


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Date: April 20th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: comical range

recall she always went out and got blackout drunk w her friends before coming home. a few weeks ago, she showed me a text message from her friend saying that she was so drunk that she was grinding with some nowig co-worker that they call hate, which she didnt even remember. of course, to her, it's nbd because "nothing happened." this was after i'd got on her case about letting guys buy her drinks at bars, which she said is nbd bc she doesn't do anything with them. and after she allowed an ex to buy her lunch and theatre tickets, which she said was nbd bc she didnt do anything with him and just used him for free shit.

i wanted to find out if she was being faithful to our "exclusivity," and i figured i'd come out and ask her by laying a subtle trap. i said something in passing like, "i just want to make sure, have we been exclusive the entire time since you've said you've been exclusive." there was a pause and she said "i went out on two first dates, but i hated both of the guys and nothing happened and i didnt do anything."

i went into full depo mode, and questioned her about it. her story was that her slut homewrecking cousin set her up with one guy, and the other guy is some guy she met in the elevator of her building. she was in full defensive / rationalization mode and not even acknowledging that what she did was wrong, and said jezelel-esque shit like, "how would i know if i wanted to be exclusive unless i tested it out to see how i felt about dating other people.

(i'm not sure if she's being honest and fully disclosing everything and this is all that happened, or if this is just the tip of the iceberg. on one hand, she's not a good liar -- especially when confronted -- and is perfectly open about her shitty selfish behavior because she thinks there's nothing wrong with it and loves to rationalize it. on the other hand, she could have been majorly cucking me.)

she didnt even think it was a big deal and didnt expect me to get MAF, but i laid right into her and told her she's a shitty dishonest person and i can never trust her and i can never be with her, and that's it. i told her that exclusivity is exclusivity, and even if it were just a couple first dates, her behavior is still shit, and i'll never be able to trust her again, especially given her attempts to justify her behavior to me and knowing that she cheated on her 3+ year ex AND RATIONALIZED IT and sees nothing wrong with her actions towards him.

the worst part was really that she went back and forth between rationalizing her behavior and apologizing and crying and saying she's sorry and cares so much about me and thinks we have a future and doesnt want it to end and wants to make it up to me. i just went off on her about what a shitty person she is, and didnt look back and didnt hesitate.

this was all over the phone. 20 minutes later, i sent her a nasty email saying, basically "you may rationalize things not working out and say that it wasn't meant to be and it wasn't going to work out long term anyway, but no matter what, you'll always be a selfish cheater for the rest of your life." and then i blocked her on fb.

it's been 3-4 weeks. i'm totally fucking over her. i barely even think about her. i actually feel better about having her toxic personality out of my life. as a total codependent, i'm genuinely shocked i got over her this quickly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727937)



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Date: April 20th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

soo cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727948)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: rose exciting gay wizard

cheers brother. so titcr.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727982)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: zippy blue persian

happy for you and happy for the bort

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727997)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Burgundy Step-uncle's House



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728026)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic den puppy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730517)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Hideous dingle berry



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730554)



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Date: April 20th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Vengeful blood rage

cr. this wasn't the right situation for you bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727969)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: comical range

i dont regret my decision one but in the sense that i could never marry such a dishonest selfish whore who, any time our marriage had a low point, would cheat on me and rationalize it and see nothing wrong with her actions.

BUT even though i'm over her, i objectively realize that it's going to be hard to replace her in two important ways. first is sexual chemistry -- you know it's fucking rare to have a girl with such a 180 sex drive. second is intellectual chemistry -- she truly "gets" me like very few people in life do, and she's super smart and we get along so well and have a blast together.

you can't have everything in a girl, but it might be years before i find someone better than her. in any event, she's not good enough

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727990)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Vengeful blood rage

i hear you. both of those things are really important.

that said, this girl clearly had some deep-seated issues, and those issues, as well as her thought processes w/r/t all that jezebal/feminist bullshit, would make her a shitty mother/wife.

but yeah, you are gonna be missing that sexual chemistry for a while.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728018)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: comical range

yeah, she's just such a negative person and brings me down. but most people stay in shitty toxic relationships far longer than they should because the alternative is worse. going back to the drawing board and knowing it could take years to find someone better is a fucking scary thought. i'm suprised i had the balls to end it with her. usually i'm terrible at breaking up with girls and drag shit on for way too long, but she basically forced my hand.

and, btw, nobody mentioned -- did she cuck me or was she honest about the two first dates?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728052)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Vengeful blood rage

yeah, plus how are we gonna gf swap now?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728062)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: comical range

cq. i almost feel like sending you n00ds of her. i just might. seriously.

the reality is that she'd be happy to fuck me whenever i wanted to fuck her. in other words, she'd be getting her way of having my BJC but not having to be exclusive with me so she can keep her options open. but i feel like i'd lose my pride if i do that. also, i couldnt just fuck her w/o getting emotionally attached to her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728079)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Vengeful blood rage

don't be an enabler. you're doing the right thing here by cutting off all contact.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728092)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: comical range

ofs.

if i didnt gaf about her, i'd be easy just to make her into an actual fuckbuddy. but we're far beyond that point now and there's too much of an emotional history for us to ever be actual fuckbuddies.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728103)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:00 AM
Author: sickened institution jew

(guy poasting 700-word explanation of how he is "totally over" his ex)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727975)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: Vengeful blood rage

to be fair, i asked him about it in another thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727979)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: comical range



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727991)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: sickened institution jew

nvm then

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728013)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: autistic charismatic famous landscape painting



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728228)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: floppy puce theater double fault

ex fuckbuddy who he would not call his girlfriend, but who he expected exclusivity from...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730306)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: comical range

obviously you havent followed my fuckbuddy scholarship closely, but i wanted to gf her and she was a jezebel-reading feminazi who didnt like titles etc etc.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730360)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: White histrionic gaping

meanwhile, she went out and got fucked by Darnell 15 minutes after your email

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727980)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Burgundy Step-uncle's House



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727994)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: comical range

ofs. from time to time, i cant help but think about how she's obviously had FURLONGS of cock in the past few weeks. but she had 100+ cocks before me, and will have 100+ cocks after me, so do i really give a shit? i'd be more hurt if she somehow found a guy who could fuck her like i did such that she wanted to be exclusive with him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728020)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Nubile Lascivious Hall Genital Piercing

More like FATHOMS of cock.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730473)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: comical range



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730564)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Nubile Lascivious Hall Genital Piercing

You were right. Turns out a furlong is a much longer unit of measurement than a fathom.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730746)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:02 AM
Author: supple cyan crackhouse

I don't think fuckbuddy means what you think it does

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727985)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: comical range

"fuckbuddy" was and always will be her name to xo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728094)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Burgundy Step-uncle's House

gj bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727992)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: supple cyan crackhouse

(Tomato Andy)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728011)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Translucent locus

Bro, from a co-dep Jew boy to another, mazel

You can't trust her and that's really important. My girl never cheated, but she did little lies. I can't say one alone made me not trust her, but the totality of her small lies has added up and contributes to my current MEH thinking about her.

My point: you're getting rid of her for the right reason. Plenty of Jewish girls in MFH for you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728129)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: comical range

l'chaim!

so, do you think she's being honest about the two first dates, or has she been cucking me? (it doesnt really matter, and i guess i'll never know.)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728160)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Out-of-control Lettuce

not acp

I actually think she's telling the truth because she apparently has no problem saying shit and rationalizing, so I could see her doing some dates and being like nah

how did you not notice? you're exclusive so you probably text a lot, not?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728170)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: comical range

if it were two total 1.5 hour mid-week first dates at 8pm, they probably occurred when she was "having dinner with lauren." how would i ever notice unless i read her texts?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728207)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Out-of-control Lettuce

sounds like she's a slut and a liar and a bad person, shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728219)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: comical range

cr. can anyone find the thread where she "quasi-cheated" on her 3+ yr ex and i asked if it was really cheating?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728226)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: comical range

MY "REBOUND"

y'all remember hot israel ex, rite? the girl who, lookswise to me, was everything fuckbuddy was not: 5'7" 105-110, insane gap, perky A's that i can get in my mouth, amazing legs and little bubble but, visible rib cage, flat stomach, etc. recall i didnt marry her bc she's incompetent at life and would be a shitty life partner. she'd basically given me an ultimatum to marry her or move on; israelis are intense like that.

so, i've been hanging around hot israeli ex a lot. she's a sexual prude and only fucks guys in serious relationships (4 total cocks in her pussy despite being in her 30s) and is an absolutely terrible fuck with low sex drive (but gives awesome head, somehow). she doesnt do casual sex and i cant fuck her again unless i want to marry her.

but i've been spending a ton of time with her and many nights with her. i fucking worship her body and it makes me so happy just to rub her legs or sit next to her with her legs touching mine or to rub her shoulders or to cuddle with her. i'll just jerk off when she's sleeping to blow my load. i dont even have a great desire to fuck her bc she's so bad in bed; i just get off by being in her presence and looking at her and touching her and by the fact that i'm getting attention from her. it's so fucking weird, brehs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728152)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Vengeful blood rage

go get some new pussy breh

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728165)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: comical range

no homo (and i think you agree with me), but i dont like new pussy and think sex is far better if you have a sexual history and an emotional connection with a girl.

plus i dont have RSF-level game, so having to go on 2-5 annoying dates with girls i cant stand only to have shitty sex sounds depressing as fuck.

i'm thinking i'll get my temporary sexual release from my hot israeli ex, and then just focus on dating girls i really like. i just dont want to have to date girls for sex if i cant help it; it's such an annoying waste of time. i'd rather date for gf-seeking.

does that make sense?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728198)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Vengeful blood rage

yes it makes sense. my least satisfying sex is usually ONS sex. but it's not really healthy to be jerking yourself off next to your israeli ex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728241)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: comical range

we were cuddling for a lot of the day yesterday while she wore a tight tank top and little volleyball ass-shorts. i shot ROPES last night, breh. if that's not a fucking healthy use of my STIMSTICK, i dont know what is.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728348)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Vengeful blood rage

was that the most aroused you've been since Kyrgios, N. def. Nadal, R. in the 4R of Wimbledon?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728369)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: comical range

cq. it's been a great weekend between that and Djokovic, N. def. Nadal, L. "R." 6-3, 6-3 ON SPICMUD

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728399)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Electric sadistic address indirect expression

No offense, but you sound like a Major Faggot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728256)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: razzmatazz really tough guy

yeah that's pretty much the totality of this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728377)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: comical range

who the fuck are you>

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728401)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:16 AM
Author: Maniacal nursing home

Yup and sounds severely mentally ill

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728423)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: Zombie-like soul-stirring legend

lol'd at both "no offense" and capitalizing of Major Faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728558)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: elite big church

CR. he caught feelings for a fuck buddy then got mad at her for not being exclusive ljl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730406)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: comical range

she agreed to be exclusive, you illiterate dumb fuck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730414)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Electric sadistic address indirect expression

AND THEN I SAYS, I SAYS...!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730489)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: Crimson ungodly community account



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730519)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: maroon thirsty hunting ground

i thought this was TT, wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728386)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:25 AM
Author: Iridescent balding foreskin

(Charles Swann)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728698)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: comical range

?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730292)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: heady mewling area

(Jew unfamiliar with the greatest Jewish artist in history)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731475)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: heady mewling area

823493482374234 reference my nigga

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731469)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: turquoise bonkers house

I will always stand by you DBG

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730297)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: comical range

l'chaim

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730379)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: unholy hairless candlestick maker



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730522)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: heady mewling area



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731478)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Medicated Faggotry Headpube

what even happened here. I read this like 8 times. You dated a blackout drinker (commendable -- usually I do the same), and when you first went on a date or two she was simultaneously going out on 2 other dates?

dude I have like 8 first-third dates going on with girls right now. I am not exclusive with anyone as we are not dating and I am a blackout drunk so who the hell knows where shit winds up in the end of the night.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730329)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: floppy puce theater double fault

DBG caught feelings for his promiscuous fuckbuddy. She is a special unicorn and cannot be held down by things like commitment.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730342)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: comical range

we caught feelings for each other and she reluctantly agreed to be exclusive with me because she loved my BJC and i fucked her better than the 100+ cocks she'd had before.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730377)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Medicated Faggotry Headpube

ok you caught feelings.. but how many dates have you gone on. Did you make if facebook official (if not idk man might be out of luck), did you talk regularly?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730392)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: comical range

this went on for almost a year, breh. we've traveled together and seen each other almost every night at times. u must have missed all the fuckbuddy scholarship.

and lol @ facebook official. ive never put a relship on facebook in my life. im not a shitmillennial.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730408)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Medicated Faggotry Headpube

ok I did miss the supra stuff. But idk man facebook official is kind of necessary for exclusivity

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730413)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: comical range

lol fb official is some shit for insecure faggots and millennials. i've had serious loyal relationships in the past, and never had an issue despite not being fb official.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730427)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: Medicated Faggotry Headpube

bet if you were fb official this shit wouldn't have happened, just saying

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730529)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: comical range

lulz at this 158 lsat logic, breh. because fb official relationships never end and people in fb official never cheat?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730572)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Medicated Faggotry Headpube

you will never know, now will you

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730592)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Mischievous multi-colored locale



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730596)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: comical range

lol, if any future relationship i'm in is dependent on a fb status update, i'd rather not make that fb status update and see what happens.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730605)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Medicated Faggotry Headpube

seems like you already know what happens when you don't make it fb official.....

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730686)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: comical range

lol this is starting to get into sub-140 lsat logic breh. ur smarter than that.`



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730723)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Vengeful blood rage

people are STILL on facebook?

LJL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730737)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: comical range

cr

but u dont keep your account alive just to stalk hawt girls, breh?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730810)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:08 PM
Author: Crimson ungodly community account

oh i bet you do

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730819)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: comical range

ofs. i need to get on whatever shit that the tween girls do now. what do i need to know -- kik?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730833)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Vengeful blood rage

nah, fuck that shithole

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730824)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: elite big church

Lol YOU caught feelings. She DID NOT.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730415)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: comical range

not really; see earl's poast below--she's just broken.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730446)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: floppy puce theater double fault

do you realize that if a girl is more reluctant to be exclusive than you are it is a sign that (1) you have caught feelings a lot more than she has or (2) she is irreparably broken.

Sounds like #2 here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730426)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: comical range

it's #2, ofs. she doesnt lie, and she's told me she has tremendous feelings for me. she's definitely broken. we know that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730443)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Medicated Faggotry Headpube

you can like someone but like fucking others. I did that my entire life. Who cares dude if you connect emotionally what is the difference if she is fucking other dudes blacked out drunk?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730451)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: comical range

as you missed the fuckbuddy scholarship, no, she's not naturally monogamous. i am.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730584)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Medicated Faggotry Headpube

how could you be monogamous if you were not even facebook official????

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730769)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: comical range

lulz, you're flaming. i get it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730813)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Medicated Faggotry Headpube

I was being serious

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731038)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: floppy puce theater double fault

of course she lies, she is a woman. dont put her on a pedestal - she literally fucks hundreds of men.

whether you categorize it as she does not care about you to be exclusive, or she is too much of a special flower to be exclusive, you wanted something more than she did. Which you should have known since you have been fucking this chick for months and she did not at any point want to become exclusive...

In any event, it was never going to work out so good thing you are moving on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730513)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: comical range

cr. i'm glad i learned sooner than later that she's fucking liar and would have cheated and rationalized it if we weremarried.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730590)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Vengeful blood rage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730718)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: unholy hairless candlestick maker

sorry man, sounds like you did the right thing. starting over is hard

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730458)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser degenerate rigor

you both sound disgusting

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730539)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: comical range

(antisemite)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730608)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: heady mewling area



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731588)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: smoky dashing halford doctorate

still not real convinced you know what a fuckbuddy is

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730842)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Navy Spectacular Brethren

Is this a situation where she's 21 or so and you're 30 or so? If so, this is par for the course, no surprise there. You even used the term FB....

Your reaction to the situation seems pretty typical. Older guy super jealous of hot young FB, whoah! huge surprise there.

And you're obviously not over her (lol) but give it time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730940)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: comical range

she's 23. and she's not hot; i've poasted many times that she's an objective 6.5 and a subjective 5.5 (because i dont give a flying fuck about her DDD tits and think it's a negative). obviously, she can get FURLONGS of cock. what girl cant?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730980)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Navy Spectacular Brethren

23 sounds about right I think. These kinds of girls usually calm down at 24/25 or so in my experience.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731069)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: comical range

she's gonna be a 30+ shrew and unable to be in a relship



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731241)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine pozpig gaming laptop

This isn't an update, it's a novel. TL;DR please?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730952)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Crimson ungodly community account

he loved a slut, she broke his heart, he pathetically tries to spin the facts to mean something else

or

it's just pensive looking for a post count thread because he's a dumbfuck that way

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731062)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Medicated Faggotry Headpube

and they were never facebook official.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731172)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: topaz stimulating dopamine

tyvmft

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731317)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: Fishy Cruel-hearted Mother

LOL u got cucked by Sanjeev

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731511)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: heady mewling area

(Sanjeev)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731597)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Fishy Cruel-hearted Mother

I wish. I would love to cuck DBG with a hot big breasted JAP. I love that type and they are freaks in bed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731601)