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Paul Weiss crushed it with Wells Report. Not one typo.

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfiv...
indigo chad
  05/07/15
lmao.
plum roommate
  05/07/15
...
Deep sepia chapel queen of the night
  05/07/15
there was a missing comma in like the second line on the ver...
magenta pontificating quadroon
  05/07/15
agree to disagree.
indigo chad
  05/07/15
hi paul, weiss!
magenta pontificating quadroon
  05/07/15
That error is so frequent (same with after year or other dat...
big-titted crackhouse
  05/07/15
What about the use of the passive voice on the very first pa...
Talented sex offender macaca
  05/07/15
(Non lawyer)
useless base depressive
  05/07/15
Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sor...
richard clock
  05/07/15
That was horrible.
Bossy haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the t...
floppy lettuce
  05/07/15
they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first...
Buff deranged idiot legal warrant
  05/07/15
What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the ...
curious rebellious weed whacker site
  05/07/15
They have two different headings for "Background."...
Cheese-eating bespoke therapy
  05/07/15
the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that ...
floppy lettuce
  05/07/15
The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it...
Bossy haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
i think what the media missed on that is that the rules requ...
floppy lettuce
  05/07/15
What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because th...
Bossy haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
(NOT Sarah Koenig)
slap-happy trip piazza
  05/07/15
did you actually read the whole report?
maize learning disabled new version plaza
  05/07/15
yep
Bossy haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform
Talented sex offender macaca
  05/07/15
...
idiotic mad-dog skullcap
  05/07/15
i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would...
Citrine Heaven
  05/07/15
http://www.exponent.com/
Bossy haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.
curious rebellious weed whacker site
  05/07/15
ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out ...
idiotic mad-dog skullcap
  05/07/15
...
jag
  05/07/15
LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.
orange sickened hominid home
  05/07/15
...
Pale concupiscible hell
  05/07/15
this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on a...
maize learning disabled new version plaza
  05/07/15
...
jag
  05/07/15
Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds ...
Cerebral party of the first part
  05/07/15
"it also is our view that it is more probable than not ...
Domesticated puce hospital
  05/07/15
"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."
autistic codepig
  05/07/15
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin b...
Citrine Heaven
  05/07/15
180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner
autistic codepig
  05/07/15
Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensiona...
jet demanding spot
  05/07/15
just fill up a bathtub bro
Bossy haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
*partner emails sr. associate* *sr. associate emails jr.* ...
idiotic mad-dog skullcap
  05/07/15
...
vigorous wrinkle
  05/07/15
...
Pea-brained canary death wish
  05/07/15
...
crimson chest-beating dog poop
  05/07/15
...
motley chocolate space ratface
  05/07/15
...
garnet stage double fault
  05/07/15
loled twice. *Paul, Weiss
big-titted crackhouse
  05/07/15
bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS
sapphire field ladyboy
  05/07/15
...
ponyboy curtis
  10/12/16
...
idiotic mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/16
lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these ...
Citrine Heaven
  05/07/15
Hey bud we're all good
Domesticated puce hospital
  05/07/15
I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.
curious rebellious weed whacker site
  05/07/15
you bet you're sweet ass there are
motley chocolate space ratface
  05/07/15
...
Irradiated Dun Theatre Trust Fund
  10/12/16


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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: indigo chad

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfives going around the associate ranks today.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840854)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: plum roommate

lmao.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840869)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Deep sepia chapel queen of the night



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840873)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: magenta pontificating quadroon

there was a missing comma in like the second line on the very first page

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840879)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: indigo chad

agree to disagree.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840902)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: magenta pontificating quadroon

hi paul, weiss!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844287)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: big-titted crackhouse

That error is so frequent (same with after year or other date terms) that I've had partners "correct" my correction of it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841658)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Talented sex offender macaca

What about the use of the passive voice on the very first page?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841720)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: useless base depressive

(Non lawyer)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844464)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sorry, done here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840922)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Bossy haunted graveyard

That was horrible.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841593)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: floppy lettuce

yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the teams after their introduction the teams are referred to only as the "Patriots" and the "Colts" however they're never defined as such.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841613)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Buff deranged idiot legal warrant

they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first paragraphy, without any definition, but then *after* that refer for the first time to "the National Football League (the "NFL" or the "League")."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841945)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: curious rebellious weed whacker site

What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the Bible. PW probably would have been better.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844262)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: Cheese-eating bespoke therapy

They have two different headings for "Background." Fail.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840963)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: floppy lettuce

the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that one of the news outlets will report on this egregious error.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841590)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Bossy haunted graveyard

The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it with Roger Goodell's cock deep down his throat. His weak, vacillating conclusions about Brady shock the conscience.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841607)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: floppy lettuce

i think what the media missed on that is that the rules require a finding by a preponderance of the evidence and preponderance of the evidence is defined to mean more likely than not.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841630)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Bossy haunted graveyard

What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because the physics nerds said 99.4%. That's electric chair bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841641)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: slap-happy trip piazza

(NOT Sarah Koenig)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841826)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: maize learning disabled new version plaza

did you actually read the whole report?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841681)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Bossy haunted graveyard

yep

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841689)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Talented sex offender macaca

The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841636)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: idiotic mad-dog skullcap



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844007)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Citrine Heaven

i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would have a law firm conduct this investigation.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841648)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Bossy haunted graveyard

http://www.exponent.com/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841655)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: curious rebellious weed whacker site

Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844268)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: idiotic mad-dog skullcap

ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out whether some jock-itch high school dropout improperly inflated footballs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841653)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: jag



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842003)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: orange sickened hominid home

LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844219)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Pale concupiscible hell



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844321)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: maize learning disabled new version plaza

this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on all day? and for this you are paid well?

jfc, i should have gone to law school.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2073730/investigative-report-on-a-f-c-championship-game.pdf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841798)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: jag



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842009)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Cerebral party of the first part

Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to repackage everything your drunk bro on the couch knew?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841819)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Domesticated puce hospital

"it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots)"

THANKS FOR THAT NECESSARY PAREN

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841836)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: autistic codepig

"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841849)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Citrine Heaven

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

McNally: Fuck tom....make sure the pump is attached to the needle.....fuckin watermelons coming

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841848)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: autistic codepig

180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841850)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: jet demanding spot

Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensional model of the football, which was obtained by high-resolution laser scans and used to calculate the volume of the football.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841933)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Bossy haunted graveyard

just fill up a bathtub bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842469)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: idiotic mad-dog skullcap

*partner emails sr. associate*

*sr. associate emails jr.*

*jr. informs sr. that there is no bathtub in the Paul Weiss office building*

*fast forward 10 minutes: jr. is in handicapped stall, loading footballs into the shitter and attempting to measure the water as it spills out*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842494)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: vigorous wrinkle



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844050)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained canary death wish



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844068)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: crimson chest-beating dog poop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844256)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: motley chocolate space ratface



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844300)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: garnet stage double fault



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844424)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: big-titted crackhouse

loled twice.

*Paul, Weiss

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844425)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: sapphire field ladyboy

bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844453)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623890)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: idiotic mad-dog skullcap



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#30343084)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Citrine Heaven

lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these texts/communications.

what a little shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844060)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: Domesticated puce hospital

Hey bud we're all good

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844651)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: curious rebellious weed whacker site

I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844243)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: motley chocolate space ratface

you bet you're sweet ass there are

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844294)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Irradiated Dun Theatre Trust Fund



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623860)