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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: Curious Business Firm Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102764) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM Author: Multi-colored violent resort clown white girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102766) |
Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM Author: unhinged magical theater "The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102775) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: odious hell useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102812) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: drab beta nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102827) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM Author: excitant persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102855) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM Author: talking tripping set giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102948) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: opaque chapel juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106877) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM Author: disrespectful aggressive hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108765) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM Author: Rusted telephone drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102782) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: opaque chapel juggernaut winnar /thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102877) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: useless crawly theatre organic girlfriend Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105105) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM Author: Rusted telephone Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108992) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Blue Hissy Fit Electric Furnace same but pissed all over bed instead of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102880) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: Rusted telephone did she do it while you were fucking her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102888) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Blue Hissy Fit Electric Furnace not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102929) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: crusty stead LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103519) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM Author: Pontificating lodge 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108761) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Pontificating lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427351) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: odious hell useless brakes Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102808) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Multi-colored violent resort clown this sounds awesome wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102820) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM Author: odious hell useless brakes brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102836) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Multi-colored violent resort clown was it otherwise normal? sensitive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102844) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: odious hell useless brakes Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.
Imagine a child's chubby middle finger hidden behind tastefully trimmed red pubic hair. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM Author: Rusted telephone bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102850) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: zippy kitty cat like Chyna big? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102863) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: odious hell useless brakes I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102881) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: zippy kitty cat and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102898) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: odious hell useless brakes Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102912) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: zippy kitty cat I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102932) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Trip cowardly prole dingle berry red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103746) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: Rambunctious Infuriating Plaza *CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103781) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: odious hell useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106041) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone White Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107169) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: opaque chapel juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102914) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: zippy kitty cat I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102819) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: opaque chapel juggernaut same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102890) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Rusted telephone I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102925) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: opaque chapel juggernaut ur face or chest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102936) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM Author: Doobsian Laser Beams Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106432) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM Author: Fishy appetizing factory reset button boistinker I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103292) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: excitant persian sounds like my kinda chick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103308) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: zippy kitty cat lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103310) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM Author: glittery gay wizard bawdyhouse that's what we call a "keeper" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106252) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: drab beta nibblets Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102824) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: unhinged magical theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102849) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: Splenetic friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102868) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: disrespectful aggressive hospital And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103784) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM Author: Lime nofapping kitchen messiness Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109726) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Splenetic friendly grandma girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102882) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: odious hell useless brakes Read this while eating yogurt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102918) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM Author: awkward thriller school skinny woman Loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105493) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM Author: titillating locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105534) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM Author: useless crawly theatre organic girlfriend God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180656) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM Author: Splenetic friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427738) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Misunderstood state faggotry Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102885) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Multi-colored violent resort clown oh so you've met 433? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102910) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: zippy kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102940) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM Author: Twisted contagious menage kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103805) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM Author: Clear heady striped hyena office Fucking lol but what the fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103065) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM Author: Misunderstood state faggotry what the fuck what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103110) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Blue Hissy Fit Electric Furnace fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102952) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM Author: opaque chapel juggernaut wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102956) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: Blue Hissy Fit Electric Furnace them titties weren't retarded :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103024) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: Misunderstood state faggotry lolwut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103031) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM Author: odious hell useless brakes Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103035) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: crusty stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103539) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: disrespectful aggressive hospital goes in the hardcopy collection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103794) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM Author: galvanic heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106273) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM Author: arousing mint dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427361) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Trip cowardly prole dingle berry when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102953) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: filthy alpha crackhouse I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103126) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: Multi-colored violent resort clown I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103150) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM Author: odious hell useless brakes This sounds fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103300) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM Author: opaque chapel juggernaut lmao 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103347) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: Seedy charismatic location pisswyrm I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103568) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM Author: awkward thriller school skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105501) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: Idiotic brunch fortuitous meteor that's not how semper fi claims it went (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104463) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM Author: Twinkling indirect expression 180; story plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106987) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM Author: self-absorbed adulterous sneaky criminal place of business Lol I love this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109506) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM Author: filthy alpha crackhouse Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109898) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM Author: submissive station two words: whisky dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103146) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: insane frum parlor This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist
but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: zippy kitty cat well did you make out after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103543) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: insane frum parlor No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103557) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM Author: Spectacular Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109939) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: crusty stead chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103545) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: zippy kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103551) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: Twinkling indirect expression lol i did this once too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106835) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: odious hell useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106868) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM Author: Ocher bearded lay rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103650) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: Rose comical partner brits are no good? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103774) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: Ocher bearded lay undetermined for me... small sample size (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103818) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Soul-stirring Impertinent Center Selfie slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.
had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Splenetic friendly grandma if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104475) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM Author: galvanic heaven what was his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106162) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM Author: Curious Business Firm Death Wish where'd you meet her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106290) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM Author: histrionic sex offender potus Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104451) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM Author: opaque chapel juggernaut go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105961) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM Author: histrionic sex offender potus Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111963) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM Author: Spectacular Fanboi FLAME
no literary magazine counts as "major" |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM Author: overrated fat ankles wagecucks 5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.
I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM Author: burgundy cerebral market sounds fukin psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106176) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: Idiotic brunch fortuitous meteor lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109901) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM Author: Irradiated school cafeteria lol'd at this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427667) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM Author: awkward thriller school skinny woman Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.
Never mind this was one of the best.
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM Author: awkward thriller school skinny woman Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427379) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM Author: olive gaming laptop Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106148) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM Author: opaque chapel juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106217) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM Author: Curious Business Firm Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106230) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: useless crawly theatre organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107538) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM Author: Flatulent dun public bath immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108806) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM Author: Silver territorial whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108808) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM Author: titillating locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109927) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Pontificating lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427354) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM Author: crystalline son of senegal university Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106364) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM Author: Curious Business Firm Death Wish damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember. depressing |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM Author: crystalline son of senegal university One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108759) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM Author: Carnelian hot theater stage The DC Shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107009) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM Author: Rusted telephone This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108960) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM Author: useless crawly theatre organic girlfriend :-/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107582) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM Author: Silver territorial whorehouse lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108797) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM Author: Flatulent dun public bath immigrant if this is your worst consider yourself lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108805) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM Author: Erotic Becky Piazza i loved thenm all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106845) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM Author: Hairless abode wrinkle mines a nightmare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106858) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM Author: opaque chapel juggernaut can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106888) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM Author: Hairless abode wrinkle self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107035) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM Author: self-absorbed adulterous sneaky criminal place of business I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108842) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM Author: Flatulent dun public bath immigrant Fast Times at McGeorge Law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108847) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM Author: Silver territorial whorehouse LOL describe the aftermath with the gf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108851) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: self-absorbed adulterous sneaky criminal place of business oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108952) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM Author: Lime nofapping kitchen messiness Copy paste that shit u ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109745) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: Rusted telephone The law shrew mob- describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108953) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM Author: self-absorbed adulterous sneaky criminal place of business A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with. Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM Author: Silver territorial whorehouse omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109044) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM Author: Rusted telephone This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109054) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM Author: razzmatazz swollen address lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109066) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM Author: disrespectful aggressive hospital U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109708) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: self-absorbed adulterous sneaky criminal place of business there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109714) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM Author: Lime nofapping kitchen messiness 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109750) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM Author: Aromatic Brindle Cruise Ship Crotch Dude, you basically raped those women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109830) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM Author: yellow flickering candlestick maker house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109865) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM Author: titillating locus 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109918) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: Curious Business Firm Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598260) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM Author: topaz water buffalo range got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109047) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM Author: Painfully honest weed whacker Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109102) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM Author: Aromatic Brindle Cruise Ship Crotch This sounds like just a normal hook up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109846) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: Talented Internet-worthy Hunting Ground Nursing Home 18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.
Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.
I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl. |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: Spectacular Fanboi She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.
LINK? |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Talented Internet-worthy Hunting Ground Nursing Home nah that would be mean
it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves
she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: slimy apoplectic background story space Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110067) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: self-absorbed adulterous sneaky criminal place of business 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110496) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM Author: awkward thriller school skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111854) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: titillating locus 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111858) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM Author: Curious Business Firm Death Wish I'd like Julia's input ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111823) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM Author: diverse pit nowag Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180688) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM Author: zippy kitty cat got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.
another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.
I had so many idk |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: claret keepsake machete area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083093) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM Author: Balding copper legend point met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083101) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: shivering shaky stage haunted graveyard Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083461) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM Author: green field slightly defective girls can be a lifehack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598263) |