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Bumble girl is asking me to come over. I've never met her

Says she needs a "snuggle buddy" She's kyoot en...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
Pics below
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
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Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
No don't be ridiculous. Think of your virtue
Gold pisswyrm heaven
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O TEMPORA O MORES
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ttiwwop
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TITMFCR.
nyuug
  09/11/15
Pic?
ultramarine station
  09/11/15
ask her where she lives. watch out if she asks you to bring ...
Disrespectful hairless kitty cat
  09/11/15
She's in a nice part of the city
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
wtf
dun racy box office
  09/11/15
Ubering there now. I will post about it tomorrow. Wish me lu...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
don't give it up too easily. these bumble girls only want on...
hideous razzmatazz telephone
  09/11/15
...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
pee in her asshole
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  09/11/15
seems cr
Thriller burgundy base
  09/11/15
(guy getting catfished by Darnell and Jamarcus)
adulterous bateful boltzmann
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...
Vibrant Flesh Sound Barrier
  09/11/15
RIP
Crawly Stain
  09/11/15
I fucked her Won't ever do this shit again. Girls' picture...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
Flame needs to be developed over more time than 1 hour
Pontificating copper hissy fit friendly grandma
  09/11/15
It's not flame faggot What do you want to know. I'll be as ...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
Stfu and learn how to flame better
Pontificating copper hissy fit friendly grandma
  09/11/15
Fuck off
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
...
carmine yarmulke
  09/11/15
Sounds like my life. Well done.
aquamarine voyeur tank
  09/11/15
She told me to leave after I fucked her for like 2 minutes b...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
Cr. I ate a fat girl out while drunk a few weeks ago and I f...
aquamarine voyeur tank
  09/11/15
...
ivory irradiated double fault spot
  09/11/15
...
aquamarine voyeur tank
  09/11/15
i refuse to eat out anyone unless it's a hot as fuck Japanes...
lemon address
  09/11/15
This is credited besides the Japanese part. I was beyond bla...
aquamarine voyeur tank
  09/11/15
Japanese women shower like 3 times a day, and are super clea...
lemon address
  09/11/15
Like you've ever gotten a girls pants off chink, LOL
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  09/11/15
jfc
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  09/11/15
wait what? how the fuck did this go? details.
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  09/11/15
...
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  09/11/15
i arrived at her apartment, went to her bed, and talked to h...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
Lol.
aquamarine voyeur tank
  09/11/15
Pathetic right? she wasn't even hot. I broke up with my girl...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
I'm assuming you've jerked off by now?
aquamarine voyeur tank
  09/11/15
no I surprisingly don't have blueballs either. I jerked off ...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
Jeez. All sounds like absolute hell bro
aquamarine voyeur tank
  09/11/15
fuck :(( really need to get my shit together
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
No worries me too
aquamarine voyeur tank
  09/11/15
LOL
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  09/11/15
Did you nut
aquamarine voyeur tank
  09/11/15
I did not
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
size of pecker?
lemon address
  09/11/15
bigger than average.. a girthy 6.5er
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
you win some, you lose some. soldier on, my nigga
nyuug
  09/11/15
...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
...
Vibrant Flesh Sound Barrier
  09/11/15
I"ve had a number of experiences like this.
lime stead antidepressant drug
  09/11/15
never again man
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
I'm hooking up with an older chick right now, and despite th...
lime stead antidepressant drug
  09/11/15
good for you. the only relationship ive ever had with an old...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
thanks bro. Sorry to hear about your breakup. Was it mutual...
lime stead antidepressant drug
  09/11/15
no she dumped me for being a shitty boyfriend. at the end of...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
describe her pragmatic approach to fucking
Well-lubricated newt office
  09/11/15
Well she will ask me to fuck her if she wants it, and she li...
lime stead antidepressant drug
  09/11/15
Can you expand more about her asking you to eat her out and ...
demanding bawdyhouse
  09/11/15
sure. it was fucking weird. as i was fucking her, she contin...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
is this another throat cancer flame thread
hideous razzmatazz telephone
  09/11/15
lol no dude I like eating chicks out and support doing it bu...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
you would have if she had been the 7+ you expected
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  09/11/15
Maybe. I'd be tempted but still hesitant given that she was ...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
Brutal
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Did you write a review about her on her bumble? They added a...
very tactful milky weed whacker
  09/11/15
Please be flame
Crawly Stain
  09/11/15
why did you give a girl a bad date? I have a 4.7 star rating
very tactful milky weed whacker
  09/11/15
I've pumped and dumped every girl I've met off bumble
Crawly Stain
  09/11/15
well you may still have a good review. I am just afraid the ...
very tactful milky weed whacker
  09/11/15
Bumble is required to record your dating stats and report to...
ultramarine station
  09/11/15
Pics?
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  09/11/15
I can post this evening if you guys insist
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
we insist
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  09/11/15
Alright brother I'll post some around 5pm today Is there ...
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
imgur? also do just put little X X over her eyes so you cann...
very tactful milky weed whacker
  09/11/15
That's what I planned on doing. Will the be sufficient ?
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
I hope so. ive been doing this for months.
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lol good thread
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  09/11/15
Yea I'm not sure what I was thinking looking back on it. I'v...
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I feel sorry for a guy who just wanted to snuggle, got that ...
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  09/11/15
PiC UPDATE: [redacted] Maybe she's only about a 6 or s...
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I wouldn't be too ashamed, that said she looks like she has ...
tan useless orchestra pit codepig
  09/11/15
You'd be ashamed of you saw her in person.
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  09/11/15
I'll take your word for it. Though I think I might have lowe...
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  09/11/15
Your standards seem pretty high for a bootycall.
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bearded public bath half-breed
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No dude. Those pics must be from years ago or highly edited....
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
Fine, but no reason to beat yourself up over the pics. I'...
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Lol ty
Aqua nofapping brunch french chef
  09/11/15
Pro tip: if the chick invites you straight to her place with...
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  09/11/15
Cr. which Is why I acknowledged somewhere above that I'm not...
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

Says she needs a "snuggle buddy"

She's kyoot enough. Should I do it?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732684)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:38 PM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

Pics below

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736826)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:56 PM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736937)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Gold pisswyrm heaven

No don't be ridiculous. Think of your virtue

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732691)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Sable Coiffed Market

O TEMPORA O MORES

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732703)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Aromatic doobsian church



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732711)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:25 AM
Author: Swollen Shitlib



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732932)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:25 AM
Author: Thriller burgundy base

mmm, tempura

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733568)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: frisky stage

ttiwwop

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732694)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

TITMFCR.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732696)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: ultramarine station

Pic?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732695)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Disrespectful hairless kitty cat

ask her where she lives. watch out if she asks you to bring drugs or anything of value. could be a trap

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732697)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

She's in a nice part of the city

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732737)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: dun racy box office

wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732708)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

Ubering there now. I will post about it tomorrow. Wish me luck bros

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732735)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: hideous razzmatazz telephone

don't give it up too easily. these bumble girls only want one thing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732738)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732742)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: tan useless orchestra pit codepig

pee in her asshole

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732743)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Thriller burgundy base

seems cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733571)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:28 AM
Author: adulterous bateful boltzmann

(guy getting catfished by Darnell and Jamarcus)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732747)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Vibrant Flesh Sound Barrier



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734097)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:58 AM
Author: Crawly Stain

RIP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732832)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

I fucked her

Won't ever do this shit again. Girls' pictures on those apps are so deceiving it's not even funny. She looked like at least a 7 in her pics, was about a 5 in person. Feel gross and just want to get home and shower and reevaluate my life. I'll post pics when I get to a personal computer

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732866)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:08 AM
Author: Pontificating copper hissy fit friendly grandma

Flame needs to be developed over more time than 1 hour

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732868)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:08 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

It's not flame faggot

What do you want to know. I'll be as detailed as you want

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732871)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: Pontificating copper hissy fit friendly grandma

Stfu and learn how to flame better

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732887)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

Fuck off

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732888)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: carmine yarmulke



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734284)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: aquamarine voyeur tank

Sounds like my life. Well done.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732890)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

She told me to leave after I fucked her for like 2 minutes but refused to eat her out lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732897)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:20 AM
Author: aquamarine voyeur tank

Cr. I ate a fat girl out while drunk a few weeks ago and I felt terrible for a week

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732908)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:25 AM
Author: ivory irradiated double fault spot



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732933)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: aquamarine voyeur tank



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732936)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: lemon address

i refuse to eat out anyone unless it's a hot as fuck Japanese girl.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732943)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: aquamarine voyeur tank

This is credited besides the Japanese part. I was beyond black out drunk and wanted to kill myself the morning after

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732946)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: lemon address

Japanese women shower like 3 times a day, and are super clean and almost odorless.

they are the only credited women to go down on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733025)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 3:19 AM
Author: sapphire hairraiser pit dopamine

Like you've ever gotten a girls pants off chink, LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733052)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: costumed school cafeteria indirect expression

jfc

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734087)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: Well-lubricated newt office

wait what? how the fuck did this go? details.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732918)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: coral histrionic meetinghouse liquid oxygen



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732919)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

i arrived at her apartment, went to her bed, and talked to her for about 2 minutes before we started making out. we made out for about a minute, and then I fingered her and sucked on her titties for about 5 minutes. then I roll over, she jacks me off for about 30 seconds, then blows me for a few minutes. at that point she tried to roll on top of me and start fuckign me and I said "hold on, let me get a condom." I wrap up, start fucking her, but apparently she's having a tough time taking it, so she asks me to eat her out. I tell her im not going to do that, and she responds disappointedly that she wouldn't have invited me over if she knew I wasn't going to go down on her. I was just like well... after about 20 seconds of laying there in silence I told her I had to go at some point because I have work in the morning. she said yea it's probably a good idea that you go now. and now im here posting about it



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732945)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: aquamarine voyeur tank

Lol.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732952)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:31 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

Pathetic right? she wasn't even hot. I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago. this is the first time I legit miss her and wish I still had her around. fuck my ass

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732956)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: aquamarine voyeur tank

I'm assuming you've jerked off by now?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732958)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

no I surprisingly don't have blueballs either. I jerked off yesterday. and ive had a rough work week--getting about 4/5 hours of sleep per night--so my dick isn't working like it should be

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732961)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: aquamarine voyeur tank

Jeez. All sounds like absolute hell bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732962)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

fuck :((

really need to get my shit together

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732964)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: aquamarine voyeur tank

No worries me too

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732968)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: gay soul-stirring queen of the night

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733553)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: aquamarine voyeur tank

Did you nut

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732934)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

I did not

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732949)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: lemon address

size of pecker?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732940)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

bigger than average.. a girthy 6.5er

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732948)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

you win some, you lose some. soldier on, my nigga

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733019)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733020)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Vibrant Flesh Sound Barrier



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734109)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:43 AM
Author: lime stead antidepressant drug

I"ve had a number of experiences like this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732994)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:44 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

never again man

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732998)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:46 AM
Author: lime stead antidepressant drug

I'm hooking up with an older chick right now, and despite the somewhat lesser desire re: looks, its a pretty 180 experience. She loves to fuck, is very enthusiastic but simultaneously pragmatic.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733002)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

good for you. the only relationship ive ever had with an older girl was exactly like that. it was 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733003)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: lime stead antidepressant drug

thanks bro. Sorry to hear about your breakup. Was it mutual?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733009)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

no she dumped me for being a shitty boyfriend. at the end of the day im glad its over because there was a lot i didn't like about her. i just need to find another hot girl to completely get over her. running through a bunch of sewer skunks is just making me depressed and lonely

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733015)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:51 AM
Author: Well-lubricated newt office

describe her pragmatic approach to fucking

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733013)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:58 AM
Author: lime stead antidepressant drug

Well she will ask me to fuck her if she wants it, and she likes to talk about it as an important resource for her well-being.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733028)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 3:37 AM
Author: demanding bawdyhouse

Can you expand more about her asking you to eat her out and you rejecting her? I'd like a fun descriptive paragraph on that exchange including the exact dialogue, tone, facial expressions and reactions, how you were physically positioned, etc.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733068)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

sure. it was fucking weird. as i was fucking her, she continued to position herself in a way that i couldn't get all the way inside of her. we were in missionary position and she was sort of flexing her legs to the point where i couldn't thrust far enough to get my whole penis inside of her. i kept trying to rectify this situation by fucking her with just the tip for a few strokes and then going all the way in unexpectedly, but she would sort of hold me out again. the last time this happened, she said "relax honey were in no rush," pointed down to her twat, and said "why don't you go down there to help me out." i laughed and said i'm not going to do that. she retorted by smiling and saying "aw I bet you'd be good at it." i laughed again and said no i barely know you, and at this point rolled over onto my back next to her. This is when she began to show her disappointment and explained that she wouldn't have invited me over had she known i wasn't going to go down on her. then we're silent for about 30 seconds until we both agree that i should just leave.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733439)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: hideous razzmatazz telephone

is this another throat cancer flame thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733468)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

lol no dude I like eating chicks out and support doing it but I will not do it with a rando

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733472)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: gay soul-stirring queen of the night

you would have if she had been the 7+ you expected

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733560)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

Maybe. I'd be tempted but still hesitant given that she was a complete stranger

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733572)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Crawly Stain

Brutal

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733500)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: fuchsia circlehead site

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736617)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: very tactful milky weed whacker

Did you write a review about her on her bumble? They added a new feature where you can post comments and reviews. Let us other bumblers know!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733504)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:07 AM
Author: Crawly Stain

Please be flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733517)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: very tactful milky weed whacker

why did you give a girl a bad date? I have a 4.7 star rating

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733522)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Crawly Stain

I've pumped and dumped every girl I've met off bumble

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733526)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: very tactful milky weed whacker

well you may still have a good review. I am just afraid the reviews will synch with google. I don't need my name showing up with hookups I had

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733534)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: ultramarine station

Bumble is required to record your dating stats and report to Obama administration so that they can determine whether you're exhibiting any sexual discriminatory practices

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733671)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: exciting autistic garrison

Pics?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733710)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

I can post this evening if you guys insist

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733880)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: bearded public bath half-breed

we insist

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733899)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

Alright brother I'll post some around 5pm today

Is there a way to post pics of people so that doobs and his ilk can't find out who they are?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733919)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: very tactful milky weed whacker

imgur? also do just put little X X over her eyes so you cannot see them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733948)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

That's what I planned on doing. Will the be sufficient ?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733961)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: very tactful milky weed whacker

I hope so. ive been doing this for months.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733969)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: Mint laser beams resort

lol good thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733751)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: dun racy box office

Good thread.

Sounded promising but guess it was too good to be true

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733943)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

Yea I'm not sure what I was thinking looking back on it. I've deleted tinder and bumble and will be doing organic gf or bust from here on out

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733994)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: arousing erotic trailer park death wish

I feel sorry for a guy who just wanted to snuggle, got that message, and felt pressured into sex

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733950)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734071)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: bearded public bath half-breed

Pic updates

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736349)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: Ruby domesticated property



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

one second

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736765)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

PiC UPDATE:

[redacted]

Maybe she's only about a 6 or so in her pictures, rather than the 7 I claimed above. That's beside the point. She was A LOT uglier in person

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736785)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: tan useless orchestra pit codepig

I wouldn't be too ashamed, that said she looks like she has the kind of body chemistry that would make for a foul tasting stink-rod rinse

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736955)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:03 PM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

You'd be ashamed of you saw her in person.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736967)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: bearded public bath half-breed

I'll take your word for it. Though I think I might have lower standards. The pics are not bad....but you already acknowledged that

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736979)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: Ebony Bat Shit Crazy Cuck Coffee Pot

Your standards seem pretty high for a bootycall.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736985)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: bearded public bath half-breed



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

No dude. Those pics must be from years ago or highly edited. She was pale and fat, whereas in those pics she looks tan and reasonably thin

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736992)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:20 PM
Author: Ebony Bat Shit Crazy Cuck Coffee Pot

Fine, but no reason to beat yourself up over the pics.

I'm married now, but I swore off online dating back in 2007 after I hauled my ass to Oakland from SV in rush hour (~1:45) to meet an absolute fucking cow. The pics were either >5 years old or a cuter younger sister's. At least you got to suck on tits and didn't have to pay; I ended up buying this woman french fries that she kept insisting that I dip into mayo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737036)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

Lol ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737073)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: Crawly Stain

Pro tip: if the chick invites you straight to her place without meeting in public, she's probably not going to be good

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737006)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:13 PM
Author: Aqua nofapping brunch french chef

Cr. which Is why I acknowledged somewhere above that I'm not sure what I was expecting looking back on it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737013)