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THE MARTIAN WAS THE WORST FUCKING MOVIE I'VE SEEN IN YEARS
| Indecent trip puppy | 10/10/15 |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:14 PM Author: Indecent trip puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940151) |
Date: October 10th, 2015 1:15 PM Author: titillating kitty Go on. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940156) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: Indecent trip puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940189) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:23 PM Author: Indecent trip puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940194) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:25 PM Author: titillating kitty What did he say again? Take that Neil Armstrong? How was that scene? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940205) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:29 PM Author: Indecent trip puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940227) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:30 PM Author: Insane Plaza (guy who doesn't like to science the shit out of things) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940230) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:33 PM Author: titillating kitty Lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940245) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: Indecent trip puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940321) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:19 PM Author: Slap-happy yapping internal respiration codepig It was terrible but expectedly so (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940171) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:31 PM Author: fuchsia mexican haunted graveyard If youre looking to bitch about it, here's my list:
1. The whole thing depends on you caring about Matt Damon dying. But they dont spend a single scene introducing you to a single person on earth who cares about him. Not a fucking shot of two parents sitting on the couch watching nervously. Or beside his grave, when they think he's dead. Or getting the call from NASA or the President. Or a girlfriend, a dog, anything. WTF was that. Multiple shots of crowds gathered around the world at the end, but no family gathered? Nobody cares about this guy, why should I?
2. DIVERSITY
3. No real solitude, despite spending two years alone on a planet. Some of the explosion shit couldve been cut for just some time of him sitting on a rock, all alone.
4. His realization that he has been left behind passes in a second and he shows no emotion. It's the second big emotional pull of the plot: 1) Dont let he die! and 2) Fuck! They left him behind!
And this one gets short shrift, too. No tears, no anger, no bewilderment that he has been abandoned on a rock to float in space. Just moves on to the next action scene.
5. Jeff Daniels character doesnt know what the fuck its supposed to be. Jerk? Political slimeball? Good guy? Who is this guy?
6. No full frontal on Damon. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:36 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle coffee pot 5. he is the rational political minded bro who sees the big picture. A character not being a cliche is a pretty dumb criticism though. I agree with the rest except the homo one. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940262) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:40 PM Author: fuchsia mexican haunted graveyard Not that I wanted him to be a cliche, but Id rather him not be 4 or 5 different cliches, undecided about which he is.
and Im trying to figure out anything I wrote that is homo? |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 7:17 PM Author: pearly appetizing community account field complaining about lack of full frontal on D-Mo. did you WANT to see his junk? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947655) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Submissive Heady Antidepressant Drug the film is marketed primarily to millennials and millennials were raised on the internet - an emotionless cesspool of text largely without any vocal or body language clues of intention. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940280) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: fuchsia mexican haunted graveyard very CR. Now that I think about it -- all of the strong emotion in the movie is LITERALLY in text messages. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940303) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Indecent trip puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940330) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:32 PM Author: Nighttime doobsian travel guidebook i was gonna watch it today but was reluctant. this sealed it for me. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940238) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: titillating kitty Yep. This thread killed any last desire to see this film. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940251) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle coffee pot it wasn't that bad, but it was extremely mediocre (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940250) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: Insecure Talented Sandwich oh man it's Ridley Scott so I thought it would at least have some cool stuff (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940271) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:54 PM Author: Impertinent sound barrier crazy he made alien and blade runner back to back and followed them up with a 30 years mediocrity (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940362) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:40 PM Author: titillating kitty (Guy who has never seen Insterstellar) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940290) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: Indecent trip puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940333) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: Translucent goal in life jew Yeah flaws aside it had a great emotional core. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940354) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:54 PM Author: Submissive Heady Antidepressant Drug the only good scene in the entire movie was when casey affleck uploaded the vid about his kid dying (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940365) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:50 PM Author: Light boyish deer antler That part was gut wrenching (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940634) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: stubborn cheese-eating station interstellar was 20x better than the Martian (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940347) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle coffee pot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940353) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:52 PM Author: purple bearded site boltzmann Was the director good? Enough diversity? Any openly homo actors? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940349) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:54 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle coffee pot directing was shit.
all the smart people were black.
they kept sex out of it, but if it had sex i'm sure it would have been homosex. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:56 PM Author: fuchsia mexican haunted graveyard They destroyed a crucifix, made the only religious guy a Mexican, made the crew leader a strong independent woman, and let a wiry black guy figure out the astrophysics. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940368) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:10 PM Author: Indecent trip puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940428) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: stirring rigor You kidding me? Glover was the most obnoxious character in the whole movie. Completely unbelievable. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947493) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:58 PM Author: Slap-happy yapping internal respiration codepig Everything about this movie was perfunctory. No emotion. No one cared about Damon. Damon and the director did a terrible job conveying the loneliness and isolation that being millions of miles away from all other humans would entail.
Way too much focus on what was happening on earth. Should have been shot entirely from Damon's point of view. Other characters were ridiculous and annoying.
As mentioned, dialogue was beyond cringeworthy.
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:04 PM Author: Submissive Heady Antidepressant Drug but that would mean a white man would dominate the screentime. millennials would flip out and type screeds on the internet, twitter mobs would form, think of what youre asking (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940402) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:43 PM Author: Transparent know-it-all party of the first part It was a collection of contrived setbacks and problems, each of which were quickly solved without much difficulty, never creating any tension or leaving the outcome in doubt. The stakes were always low, no real sacrifices were made, and in fact nobody even gets hurt during the entire movie (other than Damon getting poked by a small metal rod near the beginning). (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940608) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:46 PM Author: Shimmering mad-dog skullcap box office (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940621) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:11 PM Author: citrine trailer park i find it tough to watch dumbed-down sci-fi films after seeing russian solaris. sci-fi can be used to make intelligent commentary on loss and isolation and so forth, but "the martian" is more like a stupid version of "moon." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940758) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:14 PM Author: impressive henna church building No gay characters at all. Movie was unwatchable (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940770) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:18 PM Author: Indecent trip puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940800) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: electric arrogant temple ceo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947457) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: Internet-worthy business firm liquid oxygen movie fell apart in the third act when they modified their orbital altitude using something that was clearly just a rudimentary clock. completely took me out of the film (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947498) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: Internet-worthy business firm liquid oxygen 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947499) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:49 PM Author: Internet-worthy business firm liquid oxygen ty (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947502) |
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Date: November 1st, 2015 11:46 PM Author: bronze friendly grandma toilet seat This is great. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#29091408) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:50 PM Author: aquamarine karate theatre How much longer do we have until literally all new books, tv shows, movies and videogames are millennial trash? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947512) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:50 PM Author: burgundy floppy gaming laptop yeah pretty much (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947519) |