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What advice would you give your highschool self?

Go.
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
...
Brilliant Home
  10/21/15
Have sex with as many girls as you can and don't worry about...
Arousing yellow selfie
  10/21/15
Did you not try?
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
I had sex with a few but there were certainly opportunities ...
Arousing yellow selfie
  10/21/15
Not sure if that's the most important thing in life but I he...
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
Yeah I was just going for blank bumps with that one. It took...
Arousing yellow selfie
  10/21/15
People don't think about you (or me) at all unfortunately. W...
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
...
Arousing yellow selfie
  10/21/15
join things work harder your shitty friends are losers
fragrant mahogany pervert
  10/21/15
go out for football
startling purple filthpig
  10/21/15
Get adderall script now, doctors are skeptical about prescri...
chartreuse turdskin state
  10/21/15
Work harder. Don't play line. Really insist you play full...
cowardly chad shrine
  10/21/15
damn. O-line or
startling purple filthpig
  10/21/15
O-line and D-line. I was 5'11" and 170-180 at the time....
cowardly chad shrine
  10/21/15
seems like you should have been a linebacker.
startling purple filthpig
  10/21/15
Yeah. I was fast enough to be one too. Being an LB would ...
cowardly chad shrine
  10/21/15
maximize 401k
Stimulating thirsty ladyboy kitchen
  10/21/15
I just wish I had had more self-confidence.
Zippy sable milk cruise ship
  10/21/15
I think even the kids who had self-confidence didn't really...
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
...
Brilliant Home
  10/21/15
I agree to a limited extent. I felt like my self-confidence...
Zippy sable milk cruise ship
  10/21/15
When I think of confidence I don't necessarily think of the ...
Arousing yellow selfie
  10/21/15
cr.
Bearded anal regret
  10/21/15
I met a girl recently who said she just wants a simple life,...
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
I hope she sticks to that. In my heart I know those are the ...
Arousing yellow selfie
  10/21/15
You and me both. Thanked her for giving me perspective, then...
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
stop striving you faggot just go on welfare and poast all...
Wonderful Disturbing Base
  10/21/15
lose weight, work harder, you're not going to marry her, and...
beady-eyed greedy meetinghouse
  10/21/15
ohai, me.
Amber queen of the night
  10/21/15
How the hell is a teenage boy fat? You have the best metabo...
curious ratface
  10/21/15
mom only fed me pizza and coke
infuriating marketing idea
  10/21/15
"fuck a lot of women. not just one woman. a lot of wome...
Bearded anal regret
  10/21/15
(Grandpa)
Rough-skinned cheese-eating twinkling uncleanness nursing home
  10/21/15
is anyone more consistently 180 than alan arkin?
Arousing yellow selfie
  10/21/15
1. Adderall, now. 2. After adderall, get better at math a...
Pea-brained talented mother
  10/21/15
Which sport and to what end?
Arousing yellow selfie
  10/21/15
be wary of alcohol or you will end up like your dad.
Shimmering spectacular foreskin
  10/21/15
Add a minor in sociology to your poli sci major. That's wher...
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  10/21/15
...
beady-eyed greedy meetinghouse
  10/21/15
Study finance. Don't rely on your high school friends. Take ...
avocado people who are hurt
  10/21/15
Oh the missed opportunities
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
...
Amber queen of the night
  10/21/15
work harder on things you actually care about
Iridescent Diverse Spot
  10/21/15
...and don't be afraid to care about things.
Arousing yellow selfie
  10/21/15
get contacts quit the fucking marching band and join trac...
henna market
  10/21/15
What was your rationale for choosing Yale over full ride Chi...
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
no logical rationale, I was a prestige whore. And it didn't...
henna market
  10/21/15
CR. Thanks for the honesty.
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
Work harder, get more involved. This is a very special place...
Drab degenerate range
  10/21/15
Don't pick up smoking. Don't break up with Lisa. Don'...
180 business firm ape
  10/21/15
tell us more about Lisa
Wonderful Disturbing Base
  10/21/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aCgDf5Qxm0
Arousing yellow selfie
  10/21/15
be single in college
vermilion multi-colored senate
  10/21/15
...
obsidian private investor
  10/21/15
stop taking people's advice
garnet plaza
  10/21/15
Whatever you do, don't do law.
maroon resort circlehead
  10/21/15
"xoxohth.com"
frisky goal in life
  10/21/15
The 90s were awesome, and stuff is about to get way shittier...
apoplectic amethyst property tank
  10/21/15
Elaborate more on the being noble thing about being beta, in...
Pea-brained talented mother
  10/21/15
My guess is in imposed "nice guy" syndrome. There...
Abnormal Alcoholic Quadroon
  10/21/15
This too. See e.g. Ben Stiller's character in Reality Bites...
apoplectic amethyst property tank
  10/21/15
It wasn't that it was noble to be beta, it's that it was mor...
apoplectic amethyst property tank
  10/21/15
...
beady-eyed greedy meetinghouse
  10/21/15
god the regret here with the wetness. unreal. fuck this life
Bearded anal regret
  10/21/15
If my wife wasn't way better than I deserve I surely would b...
apoplectic amethyst property tank
  10/21/15
Stop being a mini SJW re: women and martyr for the more nerd...
Pea-brained talented mother
  10/21/15
amen.
Abnormal Alcoholic Quadroon
  10/21/15
That shaved undercut will come back into style around 2012 b...
ocher rehab
  10/21/15
Buy a row house around columbia. Invest in netflix, amazon, ...
titillating friendly grandma temple
  10/21/15
lift weights. go to state u full ride
Provocative area
  10/21/15
just end it all; it never gets better.
stirring piazza
  10/21/15
I was really afraid of breaking girl's hearts so I didn't sl...
infuriating marketing idea
  10/21/15
CR re: integrity
Pea-brained talented mother
  10/21/15
...
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
in ten years, you'll be posting in "what advice would y...
Jet Mental Disorder
  10/21/15
do drugs, drink a ton, treat women like objects and shit, tr...
Wine party of the first part menage
  10/21/15
find the princeton review online college forum whenever it i...
Alcoholic heaven
  10/21/15
Do not make any substantial effort to "fit in" wit...
Confused carnelian messiness
  10/21/15
this is so not true and u know it
Pea-brained talented mother
  10/21/15
There's a lot of truth to it
Lemon Casino Voyeur
  10/21/15
Nothin' - I would tell myself that it all works out in the e...
splenetic institution
  10/21/15
Good for your brother
Lavender psychic
  10/21/15
Start lifting. Don't quit sports to be a super study faggot....
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  10/21/15
be more socially outgoing. girls like you. enough of them, ...
swashbuckling knife
  10/21/15
When you get to college, befriend a guy named Mark Zuckerber...
Rough-skinned cheese-eating twinkling uncleanness nursing home
  10/21/15
I'd tell my high school self to major in programming at a st...
Blathering electric patrolman parlour
  10/21/15
1. Lift 2. Work and save when you're young/Go to cheapest c...
exhilarant haunting liquid oxygen
  10/21/15
when you play your rival your junior year, don't let the sta...
Jet Mental Disorder
  10/21/15
this boy is not the only man in the world, in ten years he w...
chestnut hilarious associate native
  10/21/15
did u do the thing where you followed a high school relation...
Jet Mental Disorder
  10/21/15
no but i spent the first two years of college dating this du...
chestnut hilarious associate native
  10/21/15
eh. i gotta say that a long-termer i did really helped me be...
Jet Mental Disorder
  10/21/15
1. Go to a more urban SUNY where you can cop a part-time job...
Charismatic Locale
  10/21/15
3 is highly cr
Lemon Casino Voyeur
  10/21/15
Ball harder, don't act you are too cool for practice and you...
big pistol
  10/21/15
Talking to them is not enough, YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THEM AND TR...
obsidian private investor
  10/21/15
fuck those white girls who were interested in your big korea...
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  10/21/15


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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

Go.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013661)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Brilliant Home



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013677)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Arousing yellow selfie

Have sex with as many girls as you can and don't worry about who finds out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013682)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

Did you not try?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013693)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Arousing yellow selfie

I had sex with a few but there were certainly opportunities for more that I passed up either because I did not want to lead the girl on or deemed her below my social caste and would have been embarrassed if it became public.

In retrospect I should not have cared about anyone's feelings or my image as much. Maximizing the number of teenage girls a man has sex with is the most important thing in life.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013742)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

Not sure if that's the most important thing in life but I hear you on the social dynamics of h.s. life.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013996)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Arousing yellow selfie

Yeah I was just going for blank bumps with that one. It took me a while to realize people didn't think about me nearly as much as I thought they did.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014098)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

People don't think about you (or me) at all unfortunately. Wish I learned this in h.s.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014123)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Arousing yellow selfie



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014143)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: fragrant mahogany pervert

join things

work harder

your shitty friends are losers

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013684)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: startling purple filthpig

go out for football

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013689)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: chartreuse turdskin state

Get adderall script now, doctors are skeptical about prescribing it to adults.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013701)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: cowardly chad shrine

Work harder.

Don't play line. Really insist you play fullback, running back, or linebacker. Maybe work on your speed and try out for WR.

Be confident.

Stop giving a fuck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013704)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: startling purple filthpig

damn. O-line or

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013720)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: cowardly chad shrine

O-line and D-line. I was 5'11" and 170-180 at the time.

I was a good player technically and I could beat a lot of players that were bigger than me in 1-on-1s because I was just athletic and had great technique.

Anyway I ended up starting on d-line Senior year which wasn't bad.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013803)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: startling purple filthpig

seems like you should have been a linebacker.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013812)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: cowardly chad shrine

Yeah. I was fast enough to be one too.

Being an LB would have been soo cr.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014135)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Stimulating thirsty ladyboy kitchen

maximize 401k

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013706)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Zippy sable milk cruise ship

I just wish I had had more self-confidence.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013715)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

I think even the kids who had self-confidence didn't really have any. Just a shitty angst ridden period I feel like.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013722)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Brilliant Home



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013731)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Zippy sable milk cruise ship

I agree to a limited extent. I felt like my self-confidence was fine at the time, but in retrospect it was way less than what I have now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013747)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: Arousing yellow selfie

When I think of confidence I don't necessarily think of the kids with strong personalities or who were socially popular.

I think more about the ones who knew themselves well at an early age and were not afraid to try whatever it is that they wanted to do without fear of failure or ridicule.

I would have liked to be one of those.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013807)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Bearded anal regret

cr.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013845)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

I met a girl recently who said she just wants a simple life, didn't care for a nice lifestyle, just a job to pay the bills and time to spend with her love ones. She's a senior in college. Blew my mind.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013988)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Arousing yellow selfie

I hope she sticks to that. In my heart I know those are the things that matter yet still I strive.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014021)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

You and me both. Thanked her for giving me perspective, then we banged. Was 180.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014038)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Wonderful Disturbing Base

stop striving you faggot

just go on welfare and poast all day

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013730)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed greedy meetinghouse

lose weight, work harder, you're not going to marry her, and don't go to law school

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013740)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Amber queen of the night

ohai, me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014712)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: curious ratface

How the hell is a teenage boy fat? You have the best metabolism of any group of humans on earth.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015182)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: infuriating marketing idea

mom only fed me pizza and coke

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015265)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Bearded anal regret

"fuck a lot of women. not just one woman. a lot of women."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013758)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cheese-eating twinkling uncleanness nursing home

(Grandpa)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29016291)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Arousing yellow selfie

is anyone more consistently 180 than alan arkin?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29016300)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Pea-brained talented mother

1. Adderall, now.

2. After adderall, get better at math and stop being a pussy.

3. Do your fucking HW and focus on a sport and work out more.

4. In college be in the best shape of your life and chase women relentlessly. You pass up sex with easily 5-10 women by being a dumbass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013784)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Arousing yellow selfie

Which sport and to what end?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013817)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Shimmering spectacular foreskin

be wary of alcohol or you will end up like your dad.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29013838)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: know-it-all light mad cow disease tanning salon

Add a minor in sociology to your poli sci major. That's where the real money is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014045)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed greedy meetinghouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014130)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: avocado people who are hurt

Study finance. Don't rely on your high school friends. Take the SAT more than once. Join clubs in college. Oh and that cute quiet girl in speech and debate is flirting with you, you god damn aspie retard.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014219)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

Oh the missed opportunities

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014239)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Amber queen of the night



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014735)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Iridescent Diverse Spot

work harder on things you actually care about

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014259)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Arousing yellow selfie

...and don't be afraid to care about things.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014285)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: henna market

get contacts

quit the fucking marching band and join track or some shit

quit playing piano and pick up guitar and start a band

fuck girls non stop, as recklessly as possible, but always pull out.

don't go to yale, take that full ride to uchicago and use the money to invest.

when you're ready to settle down, don't get sentimental - go for compatibility, not passion

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014281)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

What was your rationale for choosing Yale over full ride Chicago? Feel like Chicago is one of those few elite school that doesn't get the recognition from proles.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014357)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: henna market

no logical rationale, I was a prestige whore. And it didn't get me laid.

Wearing a leather jacket and picking up smoking got me laid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014399)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

CR. Thanks for the honesty.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014421)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Drab degenerate range

Work harder, get more involved. This is a very special place, there's so much to learn and do, and you'll never return to a community where everyone respects you and you respect everybody. Also, drop by the auditorium and ask a nice pretty theater girl out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014333)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: 180 business firm ape

Don't pick up smoking.

Don't break up with Lisa.

Don't skip class so much.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014349)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Disturbing Base

tell us more about Lisa

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014373)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Arousing yellow selfie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aCgDf5Qxm0

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015254)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: vermilion multi-colored senate

be single in college

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014364)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:57 PM
Author: obsidian private investor



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017531)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: garnet plaza

stop taking people's advice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014444)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: maroon resort circlehead

Whatever you do, don't do law.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014448)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: frisky goal in life

"xoxohth.com"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014455)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:08 PM
Author: apoplectic amethyst property tank

The 90s were awesome, and stuff is about to get way shittier in most respects--culturally, economically, you name it. It's all down hill for the next decade plus. But stop thinking that there's something noble about being beta or socially awkward or pretending you're too cool for shit you want to do. That's the stupidest thing about the 90s. Just be a good, authentic person and you'll be happier and probably fuck a lot more girls. Also ten years from now that girl you picture every night when you jerk off admits to you and several other people that she totally wants to fuck you. Right now. This second. She literally tells a trusted source that she would get wet when you talked to her. You're not imagining it. So go take care of that. Right now. Don't overanalyze it or worry about doing anything to prepare or what happens afterward.

Also, you're making the exact right decision for undergrad, but for fucksake DO. NOT. GO. TO. LAW. SCHOOL. Instead, try not giving up on your dreams when you're 22.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014476)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained talented mother

Elaborate more on the being noble thing about being beta, interesting

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014649)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Abnormal Alcoholic Quadroon

My guess is in imposed "nice guy" syndrome. There are some closet alphas that drank the cool-aid and beta themselves willingly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015061)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: apoplectic amethyst property tank

This too. See e.g. Ben Stiller's character in Reality Bites v. Ethan Hawke who is slaying endless amounts of poon by being ironically detached and poor. The entire premise of Reality Bites is laughable today.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015147)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: apoplectic amethyst property tank

It wasn't that it was noble to be beta, it's that it was more socially acceptable to rationalize betaness as consequence of your 90s sense of ironic detachment/sarcasm and the like. The best example of a parody of this 90s mentality is the Homerpalooza Simpsons episode, when the two grunge teens see Homer coming on stage and the one says "Oh that cannonball guy. He's cool." The other says "Are you being sarcastic?" And the first says "I don't even know anymore."

There was also a fair bit of talk about 90s being the time "when geeks became cool" supposedly, which was partly a reaction to the dawning of the PC and internet age. But it fit with the general 90s notion of valorizing iconoclasts/skeptics/those who reflexively rejected "conformity" and anything that was too "mainstream" (which was itself a transparent reaction to 80s notions of coolness). But this all led to someone as absurdly aspie as Bill Gates being super famous and spending a lot of time on TV. So there were different ways to get the wrong message that being nice meant you were trying too hard/weren't smart.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015136)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed greedy meetinghouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014673)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Bearded anal regret

god the regret here with the wetness. unreal. fuck this life

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014794)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: apoplectic amethyst property tank

If my wife wasn't way better than I deserve I surely would be under a bridge somewhere sucking dick for crack by now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015163)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained talented mother

Stop being a mini SJW re: women and martyr for the more nerdy kids

1. None of them are getting physically assaulted, they'll be OK

2. None of them are really getting made fun of ALL that bad

3. It toughens them up in the long run

4. The women, you need to realize, actually like it when the guys do that mean stuff to them. Crazy, but true.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014663)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Abnormal Alcoholic Quadroon

amen.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015076)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: ocher rehab

That shaved undercut will come back into style around 2012 but you can part with it for now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29014738)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: titillating friendly grandma temple

Buy a row house around columbia. Invest in netflix, amazon, google.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015091)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Provocative area

lift weights. go to state u full ride

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015155)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: stirring piazza

just end it all; it never gets better.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015162)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: infuriating marketing idea

I was really afraid of breaking girl's hearts so I didn't sleep with as many women as there were opportunities for. I felt bad in my mind if I knew I didn't deeply like someone romantically, and foresaw hurting them, so I often would break it off.

Also image is everything. People are dumb and appearances beat reality in most cases. I would tell my younger self to dress/act like a rebel/badass and not worry about actually being one. I was preoccupied with integrity, which it turns out, no one gives a fuck about.

Also love is flame. Women aren't capable of it.

Oh also my high school gf would do shit that was overly dramatic to get attention and I'd ignore her and she'd get upset. I would tell my teenage self to play along with her bullshit and get more pussy than I did because I didn't give a fuck about her whining when all she really wanted was for me to take her bullshit seriously. I didn't put 2 and 2 together.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015169)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained talented mother

CR re: integrity

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29016172)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 5:39 PM
Author: Lavender psychic



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29016279)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Jet Mental Disorder

in ten years, you'll be posting in "what advice would you give yourself in 2015" thread wishing you hadn't grown so bitter

caring about people's feelings, integrity, and love are all real, all matter, and are all 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017200)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Wine party of the first part menage

do drugs, drink a ton, treat women like objects and shit, travel abroad, fuck whitey, AZNgirls are the DEVIL... thats abt it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015190)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic heaven

find the princeton review online college forum whenever it is invented

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015195)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Confused carnelian messiness

Do not make any substantial effort to "fit in" with who you perceive to be the popular group. Especially do not try to do so by mimicking the negative aspects of their behavior which seem cool at the time, like making fun of other kids or placing emphasis on what people wear, how they talk, etc. In ten years, the perception will be completely reversed, and the people who placed importance on those things and made fun of others will seem pathetic in hindsight even if they were "cool" at the time, and the people who just carried on being themselves, even if they were ridiculed at the time, will be admired in hindsight for their maturity.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015230)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained talented mother

this is so not true and u know it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29016143)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Lemon Casino Voyeur

There's a lot of truth to it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017642)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: splenetic institution

Nothin' - I would tell myself that it all works out in the end, so keep up the good work and don't worry so much about the future.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29015270)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 5:40 PM
Author: Lavender psychic

Good for your brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29016284)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating gay fanboi corn cake

Start lifting. Don't quit sports to be a super study faggot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29016001)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling knife

be more socially outgoing.

girls like you. enough of them, anyway.

unfortunately, math really is worth learning.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29016096)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cheese-eating twinkling uncleanness nursing home

When you get to college, befriend a guy named Mark Zuckerberg and insist on investing in anything he wants to do.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29016301)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Blathering electric patrolman parlour

I'd tell my high school self to major in programming at a state flagship. Everything else is fraudlies.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29016897)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: exhilarant haunting liquid oxygen

1. Lift

2. Work and save when you're young/Go to cheapest college possible within reason

3. Don't dick around with school and take a literal decade to graduate college

4. Get on Accutane ASAP

5. Stay in touch w/your HS friends even though you're going to a diff school



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29016923)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:11 PM
Author: Jet Mental Disorder

when you play your rival your junior year, don't let the star guard iso you. you don't have the biggest balls on the planet. he will dunk on you. it will be on the news

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017215)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: chestnut hilarious associate native

this boy is not the only man in the world, in ten years he will be irrelevant to me and i will laugh at the idea that i was once madly in love with him. do NOT make any major life decisions based around him or your relationship with him.

listen to your mother. on everything.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017232)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:20 PM
Author: Jet Mental Disorder

did u do the thing where you followed a high school relationship to college

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017251)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: chestnut hilarious associate native

no but i spent the first two years of college dating this dude.

i devoted a ton of time to the relationship - traveling, talking on the phone/iming all the time - and that time should have been spent on schoolwork, ecs and college friendships. and i just spent a lot of emotional energy on him. i was miserable that we weren't together.

also we were going to try to transfer to be at the same school. thank GOD that didn't work out

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017272)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: Jet Mental Disorder

eh. i gotta say that a long-termer i did really helped me be a better husband once i ditched the zero and found a ride or die girl

i'm just saying it probably helped more than you realize and taught u a lot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017283)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: Charismatic Locale

1. Go to a more urban SUNY where you can cop a part-time job during college more easily.

2. Save whatever you can in a Roth IRA when young invested with Vanguard

3. When it comes to college, get out and do things and be social, but don't go to parties to "get drunk." Drinking to get drunk is a problem that will stay with you you're entire life and make you anti-social in the long run.

4. Don't ignore physical activity. Go on walks around campus and town and just see what's going on. Talk to people. Don't be a shut-in.

5. Try to gun for finance.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017290)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Lemon Casino Voyeur

3 is highly cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017635)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: big pistol

Ball harder, don't act you are too cool for practice and you want an excuse for why you aren't better (still wouldn't have maed it but you could have tried)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017322)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:56 PM
Author: obsidian private investor

Talking to them is not enough, YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THEM AND TRY TO KISS THEM YOU FUCKING IDIOT--and take your math classes seriously

ALSO: it's okay to be a writer so stop fighting it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017522)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: nyuug (White girl learning hangul, practicing her "oppa".)

fuck those white girls who were interested in your big korean cock

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023055&forum_id=2#29017628)