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goddammit just reached for the remote and knocked a full beer across the room

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carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad fo...
flushed motley corner lettuce
  10/31/15
swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doi...
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting ...
Fighting mint set
  10/31/15
thanks mom
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
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flushed motley corner lettuce
  10/31/15
answer the question. I srsly wanna know
Fighting mint set
  10/31/15
drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insa...
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
tell me about it
Fighting mint set
  10/31/15
hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked o...
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
this is a little confusing to me but ok
Fighting mint set
  10/31/15
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galvanic cyan telephone round eye
  10/31/15
i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time a...
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
Jesus what type of people do you hang out with
galvanic cyan telephone round eye
  10/31/15
it's not as bad as it sounds
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.
Aphrodisiac legend organic girlfriend
  10/31/15
yeah maybe so. fma
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?
Fighting mint set
  10/31/15
kind of. we just don't know
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
Lol
Aphrodisiac legend organic girlfriend
  10/31/15
And resulted in domestic violence
galvanic cyan telephone round eye
  10/31/15
180
excitant greedy antidepressant drug heaven
  10/31/15
WOULD READ AGAIN
bronze odious feces
  10/31/15
Scholarship 180 Someone sticky this.
Aphrodisiac legend organic girlfriend
  10/31/15
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cheese-eating mahogany candlestick maker
  01/05/16
Fuuuuuuuccck. When I do this, I have to treat the spill lik...
Glittery idea he suggested
  10/31/15
i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed a...
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
what, is she gonna lick it up?
Fighting mint set
  10/31/15
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Mustard Hall Friendly Grandma
  10/31/15
Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten fr...
Glittery idea he suggested
  10/31/15
makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about...
Fighting mint set
  10/31/15
1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere 2) wife touches so...
Glittery idea he suggested
  10/31/15
why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and i...
Fighting mint set
  10/31/15
Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.
Glittery idea he suggested
  10/31/15
a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especial...
Fighting mint set
  10/31/15
Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her ski...
Glittery idea he suggested
  10/31/15
her genes should die off
Talented point multi-billionaire
  10/31/15
jfc
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.
flushed motley corner lettuce
  10/31/15
dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious ru...
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained...
galvanic cyan telephone round eye
  10/31/15
Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it...
Glittery idea he suggested
  10/31/15
where do you get all these chocolate milk containers
carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths Too
Iridescent theater stage nibblets
  10/31/15
Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!
bronze odious feces
  10/31/15
Toilet paper coozy=lifehack
Aphrodisiac legend organic girlfriend
  10/31/15
perish surprisingly funny in this thread
multi-colored public bath haunted graveyard
  10/31/15
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carmine dog poop place of business
  10/31/15
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appetizing aggressive regret digit ratio
  10/31/15


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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079834)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: flushed motley corner lettuce

guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad for heart

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079847)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079854)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Fighting mint set

Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting there since last night? ...huh?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079853)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

thanks mom

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079856)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: flushed motley corner lettuce



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: Fighting mint set

answer the question. I srsly wanna know

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079862)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insane night

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079870)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Fighting mint set

tell me about it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079893)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked out and going insane because a while back i took a shit in his toilet and his wife yelled at me and started crying and i guess he forgot we talked about this already and he walked in on his wife getting legit lesbo on some chick in the living room and my other bro was like yeah i fucked her and she's gay

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079914)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: Fighting mint set

this is a little confusing to me but ok

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079918)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: galvanic cyan telephone round eye



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079926)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time and his wife screamed at me and it sounded like they got physical and she ran out the fucking front door crying and my bro blamed it on me. then later he comes home and catches his wife scissoring with a chick she's taking kickboxing lessons with. another bro fucked the kickboxing chick and confirmed she's a dyke. we kind of confronted our bro last night like hey ur wife's fucking girls and he was so blacked out everone went insane

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079932)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: galvanic cyan telephone round eye

Jesus what type of people do you hang out with

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079943)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

it's not as bad as it sounds

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079949)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac legend organic girlfriend

You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080790)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

yeah maybe so. fma

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080940)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Fighting mint set

so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079947)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

kind of. we just don't know

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079953)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac legend organic girlfriend

Lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080801)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: galvanic cyan telephone round eye

And resulted in domestic violence

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079954)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: excitant greedy antidepressant drug heaven

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079956)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: bronze odious feces

WOULD READ AGAIN

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079974)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac legend organic girlfriend

Scholarship

180

Someone sticky this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080794)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 7:39 AM
Author: cheese-eating mahogany candlestick maker



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29524574)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Glittery idea he suggested

Fuuuuuuuccck.

When I do this, I have to treat the spill like a god damn nuclear waste accident because my wife has Celiac Disease. Fucking nightmare.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079876)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed at my dumbass monkey arms

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079888)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Fighting mint set

what, is she gonna lick it up?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079897)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: Mustard Hall Friendly Grandma



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079917)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: Glittery idea he suggested

Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten free diet, she is ridiculously sensitive to gluten.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079934)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Fighting mint set

makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about her diet. maybe about the mess, but not the diet. jeez

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079976)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: Glittery idea he suggested

1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere

2) wife touches something coated in sticky residue

3) wife licks her fingers (or eats something else with her hands)

Conclusion: wife is shitting her guts out for days.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079986)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: Fighting mint set

why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and if her fingers are sticky?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079993)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Glittery idea he suggested

Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079996)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: Fighting mint set

a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especially a person with celiac disease.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080006)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: Glittery idea he suggested

Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her skin gets all read and puffy. I thought it was bullshit and made fun of her constantly about her ridiculous belief. One night, we were both drunk, and I grabbed her hand, held it over the sink, and poured some beer on her hand. She started bawling and yelling at me. Sure enough, a half-hour later, her hands were red and puffy as fuck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080021)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Talented point multi-billionaire

her genes should die off

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080473)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

jfc

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080760)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: flushed motley corner lettuce

just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079903)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious rule

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079916)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: galvanic cyan telephone round eye

This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained the fuck out of both

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079928)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Glittery idea he suggested

Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it get's about 1/3 of the way full, back pressure starts to develop.

I like to use 1 pint chocolate milk containers.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079966)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business

where do you get all these chocolate milk containers

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080127)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: Iridescent theater stage nibblets

Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths

Too

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080613)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: bronze odious feces

Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079968)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac legend organic girlfriend

Toilet paper coozy=lifehack

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080813)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: multi-colored public bath haunted graveyard

perish surprisingly funny in this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080151)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: carmine dog poop place of business



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080464)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: appetizing aggressive regret digit ratio



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080776)