Date: November 23rd, 2005 10:00 PM Author: Abnormal kitchen
I will have a girlfriend soon, and at that time will leave xoxo. The sort of narcissism involved in running an Internet schtick is something I find very amusing, but once in a relationship I will actually have to halt such unhealthy behaviors and stop being a prick. So, I am leaving shortly but am not clear on exactly when I will disappear.
Until then, though, I'm stuck here and more than glad to be an arrogant, elitist prick. Happy Trollsgiving, all.
Never let a girl come between you are and xoxo. Once this happens she will want to control the rest of you life, like making you talk to her after sex.
Date: November 23rd, 2005 10:04 PM Author: passionate point
Do it! you will be the most prestigious poster on XOXO for having access to such a pic and proving it in such an awesome, powerful and prestigious way!
She's already outted, I just saved the pics of her and her bf. Re-posting them would be like when those assholes remade "Psycho" in 1997 and tried to pass it off as fresh.
Date: November 23rd, 2005 10:20 PM Author: Abnormal kitchen
Not yet, which is unfortunate. I'm trying to keep optimistic, though. One of my prospects just evaporated, which drops me to 3. I'm not comfortable with women unless I have at least 6 prospects, because I'm taking on too much emotional risk, but 6 prospects almost never happens at one time.
You really are a mess aren't you? As a general rule, if you spent any substantial amount of time with a girl and haven't kissed her, you really don't have a shot going forward.
Date: November 23rd, 2005 10:51 PM Author: Abnormal kitchen
No, nothing is certain.
Life is really chaotic right now, with everything going in a different direction. I'm confident that I'll either start having success in the romantic part of my life, or I'll be dead, by February. I'd be fine with either outcome, honestly.
Date: November 23rd, 2005 10:09 PM Author: Abnormal kitchen
I wouldn't make the most attractive woman, no. The hairy legs, flat chest and testicles get in the way. Not so much the penis, but the balls... unwomanly.
I can't decide which is more original, the mirror quip or the "fag" part. Truly a masterpiece of original thought. Tell me, which fourth-grade recess argument inspired this post?
edit: Also, please explain how the answer to my question about YOU will be revealed by looking into a mirror. Are you the creepy guy who's been prowling around campus at night? I am alerting the authorities.
Who is 174? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for 174. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Date: November 23rd, 2005 10:19 PM Author: cobalt property
yep. I created it the other day. It's R4psc4llion.
A side note: There's a poster on xoxo who goes by the name "Rapscallion," and I have often been accused of being him. I'm aware that my AIM login doesn't help things. Anyway, i'm online right now. I have to run to the store but I'll be back in 30 minutes or so.
Date: November 24th, 2005 6:34 AM Author: Khaki internal respiration selfie
don't worry. if he "leaves," it'll be just like last time--within a couple of weeks we'll see a bunch of brand new trolls popping up with remarkably pensive-like characteristics ("Teh Perstige," for example), who will fill the gap until he decides, "fuck it, i'll just post under pensive again because it's really easy for people to tell when i'm using an alternate moniker."
also we have approximately a 0% chance of losing him to a girlfriend.