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Hilarious! Pensive banned from Wiki for saying "loser-fucke

Personal attacks If you continue to make personal attacks...
Unhinged disturbing kitty chapel
  11/28/05
"You say, "on a Wiki, you're judged by your edits&...
Unhinged disturbing kitty chapel
  11/28/05
I went to Carlton with Mike Church, whom I understand goes b...
Charcoal exciting faggotry
  11/28/05
pensive, listen to me please seek help, immediately I'...
glittery iridescent sneaky criminal stag film
  11/28/05
This same predictable accusation happened to others on the e...
Charcoal exciting faggotry
  11/28/05
you seem as anal as Pensive, I'm about 99.9973% sure you are...
glittery iridescent sneaky criminal stag film
  11/28/05
The "learn English" attack is a pensive trademark.
appetizing factory reset button pit
  11/28/05
not to mention that this is just a copy and paste of an ea...
marvelous purple point
  12/07/05
The same predictable defense also arose, and at an unorthodo...
appetizing factory reset button pit
  11/28/05
"find a very remedial text book for eighth-grade Englis...
Maroon contagious dilemma therapy
  11/28/05
On the other hand, if this is impersonation from someone who...
Aromatic stain milk
  11/28/05
The misspelling of "Carleton," however, is an inte...
Sienna hominid
  12/07/05
Someone who has never been to this site before is saying &qu...
Unhinged disturbing kitty chapel
  11/28/05
lol
Chrome keepsake machete
  11/28/05
This doesn't seem internally consistent.
Aromatic stain milk
  11/28/05
it's from pensive, whaddaya want?
plum church
  11/28/05
at least his blog is getting comments... http://mikechurch....
Avocado mental disorder fortuitous meteor
  11/28/05
why imposter me? i never even get mentioned in the catalo...
flickering hall place of business
  11/28/05
alright, guy.
Avocado mental disorder fortuitous meteor
  11/28/05
this has to be the most unused imposter account of all time....
flickering hall place of business
  11/28/05
Hilarious!
Avocado mental disorder fortuitous meteor
  11/28/05
I hope you like the name, I put a certain amount of thought ...
flickering hall place of business
  11/28/05
obviously because you are one of the most elite posters to e...
glittery iridescent sneaky criminal stag film
  11/28/05
I've been posting a couple of times a week for 2 years and I...
flickering hall place of business
  11/28/05
i've rarely ever seen you post, but you seem well adjusted a...
glittery iridescent sneaky criminal stag film
  11/28/05
thank you. googling "publiconion" brings 132 hits,...
flickering hall place of business
  11/28/05
"i have gone out of my way to be genuinely unremarkable...
emerald kitty cat address
  12/07/05
Thank you very kindly. I'm flattered. However, I warn you: F...
sadistic cowardly azn becky
  12/07/05


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Date: November 28th, 2005 4:38 AM
Author: Unhinged disturbing kitty chapel

Personal attacks

If you continue to make personal attacks on Talk:Ambition, you may be prevented from editing. kmccoy (talk) 22:43, 23 August 2005 (UTC)

You claim the following:

spiteful lower-middle-class underachievers, semieducated real-life losers, inflict their […] idiotic opinions on the world. […] LotsOfIssues […] fits this mold." [1]

is not a personal attack? Not to mention "rv snot-nosed prick loser-fucker" in the edit summary and many other examples. Not really interested in debating this issue: we have an official policy of no personal attacks and when necessary it is enforced. You have been temporarily blocked. -- Curps 04:54, 22 September 2005 (UTC) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Mike_Church

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401177)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 4:39 AM
Author: Unhinged disturbing kitty chapel

"You say, "on a Wiki, you're judged by your edits". That's really fucking hilarious, because I was a great contributor during my time here, well-respected by most, and left because of the loser-fuckery of an increasingly powerful few. I was a great fucking editor and I will rub your face in the fact if you don't acknowledge this. PWN3D! Mike Church 04:26, 26 October 2005 (UTC)"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401178)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 5:47 AM
Author: Charcoal exciting faggotry

I went to Carlton with Mike Church, whom I understand goes by the fictitious "schtick" name "pensive" here...I know him indirectly from my Ambition league and intersection between my and his circle of friends. So while I can't say we were "best frineds," I believe I possess more evidence on which to base an opinion than anyone who only knows him through his "schtick." While it could be said that Mike is sometimes aloof and occasionally intellectually dismissive and abrupt with those who do not keep up with him, he is for the most part a pretty regular, chill person. As I am sure has been explained here, there was a pretty sickening incident during what was his Freshman year, in which his reputation was basically raped and he was stalked without justification. When this incident was adjudicated at Carlton, my understanding is that Mike was cleared of *all* wrongdoing, and it was conclusively proven that this harrassment/stalking was initiated by "lose-fucker" (in Mike's unforgettable, favorite "schtick" phrase) girls, and *all* of said girls were in the bottom 30% of the class or classes to which they belonged. (I don't know the details, just the general facts that tended to be known on a relatively "insular" campus, where gossip can be the coin of the realm during a long winter.) Jealousy (of a pretty accomplished student) was the motive, no doubt.

I really don't have a "dog in this fight" ... But friends who are interested in law school brought to my attention that someone from Carlton was taking a lot of bull&#@% here, and I thought I could help to set the record straight, in the interest of basic fairness. What you see here is defanatly "schtick, and a rembrance of people at my college trying tyo "paint" Mike a certain (untrue) way as part of an agenda that is a text book case of jealousy. As I believe it is the custom to offer here as a valediction: hope this helps ("HTH").

EDIT: I go most of my info. on the goings on here from the "thread" in which it was suggested that Mike/"pensive" was pretending to be a person from upper class pedigree. I can confirm that Mike/"pensive comes from no such milieu, and would have no way of knowing the intracacies and nomenclatures of that world... OK, back to my own world...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401245)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 6:00 AM
Author: glittery iridescent sneaky criminal stag film

pensive, listen to me

please seek help, immediately

I'm serious

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401249)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 6:05 AM
Author: Charcoal exciting faggotry

This same predictable accusation happened to others on the earlier thread. Why don't you, first, find a very remedial text book for eighth-grade English, one that will introduce you to the concept of punctuation, Second, I am not "pensive." Third, fuck you! PWN3ED!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401251)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 6:10 AM
Author: glittery iridescent sneaky criminal stag film

you seem as anal as Pensive, I'm about 99.9973% sure you are him

now go seek some help, my sick friend

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401254)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 6:59 AM
Author: appetizing factory reset button pit

The "learn English" attack is a pensive trademark.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401289)



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Date: December 7th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: marvelous purple point

not to mention that this is just a copy and paste of an early post with a different name.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4486079)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 6:58 AM
Author: appetizing factory reset button pit

The same predictable defense also arose, and at an unorthodox time of day--or should I say night--to boot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401287)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 7:49 AM
Author: Maroon contagious dilemma therapy

"find a very remedial text book for eighth-grade English"

You're mixing shticks here, mike.

"defanatly" and "rembrance" don't jibe with "valediction."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401321)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 8:43 AM
Author: Aromatic stain milk

On the other hand, if this is impersonation from someone who isn't pensive, it's really quite brilliant flame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401359)



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Date: December 7th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Sienna hominid

The misspelling of "Carleton," however, is an interesting touch ...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4488518)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:22 AM
Author: Unhinged disturbing kitty chapel

Someone who has never been to this site before is saying "PWN3ED!!"? That's curious.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401519)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 7:34 AM
Author: Chrome keepsake machete

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401313)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 8:42 AM
Author: Aromatic stain milk

This doesn't seem internally consistent.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401358)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 9:04 AM
Author: plum church

it's from pensive, whaddaya want?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401386)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 6:40 AM
Author: Avocado mental disorder fortuitous meteor

at least his blog is getting comments...

http://mikechurch.blogspot.com/2005/09/ending-this-blog-for-now.html#comments

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401279)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 6:43 AM
Author: flickering hall place of business

why imposter me?

i never even get mentioned in the catalogs of regulars. i have gone out of my way to be genuinely unremarkable

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401281)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 6:49 AM
Author: Avocado mental disorder fortuitous meteor

alright, guy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401286)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 7:07 AM
Author: flickering hall place of business

this has to be the most unused imposter account of all time. I can only find one other instance of its use

seriously, though, why did you choose me to imposter? I am flattered

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401292)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 7:15 AM
Author: Avocado mental disorder fortuitous meteor
Subject: Hilarious!

well, isn't this an odd set of posts? hmm. Maybe because I know you IRL. Maybe bc I like your name. Maybe because I'm pensive and I'm going down my list of sockpuppet accounts.

To be honest, I don't recall why I chose your name to imposter.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401294)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 7:21 AM
Author: flickering hall place of business

I hope you like the name, I put a certain amount of thought into choosing it.

You might know me in real life, but no one knows I post here. My personal information is highly fabricated.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401297)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 7:18 AM
Author: glittery iridescent sneaky criminal stag film

obviously because you are one of the most elite posters to ever post on xoxo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401295)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 7:23 AM
Author: flickering hall place of business

I've been posting a couple of times a week for 2 years and I've yet to be included on a list of "regulars"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401299)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 7:24 AM
Author: glittery iridescent sneaky criminal stag film

i've rarely ever seen you post, but you seem well adjusted and normal, only freaks get on the list

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401300)



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Date: November 28th, 2005 7:29 AM
Author: flickering hall place of business

thank you. googling "publiconion" brings 132 hits, compared with 256 for the relatively prolific poster "madame cunt"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4401305)



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Date: December 7th, 2005 4:01 AM
Author: emerald kitty cat address

"i have gone out of my way to be genuinely unremarkable"

Oh have you?

YOUREANIDIOT has found his favorite post of all time

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4485315)



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Date: December 7th, 2005 4:04 AM
Author: sadistic cowardly azn becky

Thank you very kindly. I'm flattered. However, I warn you: For better or for worse, I've gotten on some peoples' bad sides. In many of these cases, I was not the instigator of the conflict, but that is irrelevant when feelings and opinions, not who-started-what, are what actually matter.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307383&forum_id=2#4485320)