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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
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| Mischievous ultramarine doctorate | 07/16/16 |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: pearly disrespectful state I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: jet narrow-minded menage haunted graveyard get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Swashbuckling corn cake You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: insane sickened gunner theater hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: pearly disrespectful state What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: insane sickened gunner theater Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: pearly disrespectful state I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: insane sickened gunner theater Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: razzmatazz mahogany locale love of her life lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: exhilarant snowy goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Slippery national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: orchid zippy alpha crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: razzle-dazzle hyperactive stage generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: abusive henna mood office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Swashbuckling corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: Stirring telephone roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Swashbuckling corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: Swashbuckling corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Diverse scarlet double fault FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: Swashbuckling corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Frisky whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: stubborn base first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: Know-it-all honey-headed juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Contagious gay church idiot did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: milky histrionic sweet tailpipe stead Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: Contagious gay church idiot no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: hateful carmine macaca parlor This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: Mischievous ultramarine doctorate going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: Cerise preventive strike temple Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: cerebral masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Frisky whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: Insanely creepy cruise ship queen of the night http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: razzmatazz mahogany locale love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Contagious gay church idiot how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Frisky whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Contagious gay church idiot oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: Mischievous ultramarine doctorate Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: stubborn base Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: Know-it-all honey-headed juggernaut also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: stubborn base ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Insanely creepy cruise ship queen of the night lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: multi-colored bearded piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: multi-colored bearded piazza he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: bright exciting mad cow disease principal's office link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: godawful dilemma mental disorder Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: emerald french milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: pearly disrespectful state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: swollen fat ankles LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Rambunctious motley lay Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Swashbuckling corn cake Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: Twinkling Rehab Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: Diverse scarlet double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: Swashbuckling corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: Misanthropic people who are hurt Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: Swashbuckling corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Laughsome native (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: stubborn base this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: stubborn base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#37531969) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM Author: emerald french milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39374481) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: pearly disrespectful state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: Swashbuckling corn cake Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: pearly disrespectful state Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#43645189) |
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Date: September 15th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: Swashbuckling corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#48091192) |
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